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ENTP/INFJ #2
  • INFJ: *sigh* I just love actors like him
  • ENTP: ...like Benedict Cumberbatch?
  • INFJ: Yes!! Ones that are deep and emotional and play intellectuals and philosophical types
  • ENTP: So INFJs?
  • INFJ: Yes, precisely! That's it!
  • ENTP: But wait, you're talking about actors and not actual people you have to talk to because you hate socializing
  • INFJ: Well duh, I thought that was implied
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The pièce de résistance is a series I call Bad Promo Photos for Terrible Sitcoms. Please appreciate these with me.

Houscon16: Me with Rob Benedict, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Misha Collins, Osric Chau

If you make any edits with my pictures, please tag me because I want to see the thing!

February 14th Asteroids

Feb14  Tara    14 Aries 20 conjunct Sophie’s Swindle   14 Aries 11

                                                          Benedict’s Eugenesis   13 Aries 18

                                                                          Ursula     14 Aries 35

<Tara is the Buddhist “Mother of Liberation”>

<Maybe Benedict finally disentangles himself from this mess.>

Sherlock   9 Aquarius 15

Huntress   9 Aquarius 27

Mercury   10 Aquarius 15

Icarus   10 Aquarius 51

Dominiona 11 Aquarius 29

<The sham is not proceeding well.>

Feb14 Celestechild   15 Capricorn 51 conjunct Sophie’s Potato  16 Capricorn 4

<Imaginary baby conjunct Sophie’s fake baby bump.>

Feb14   Disneya  17 Leo 2 Rx conjunct Benedict’s Potato   16 Leo 25

<Disney conjunct Benedict’s fake baby bump.>

Feb14   Pappos   13 Cancer 38 Rx

Feb14   Revelle  14 Cancer 45Rx

Feb14   Pylenor   15 Cancer 57 Rx

Feb14   Ursula   17 Cancer 35 Rx

<Paparazzi reveal toxic Ursula.>

Feb14  DNA   24 Capricorn 8 conjunct Feb14  Bedding   24 Capricorn 37

<DNA on the pillow.>

Feb14  Watsonia  1 Cancer 58 conjunct  Sophie’s Celestechild   1 Cancer 40

<Watson and Crick: DNA>

Feb14  NOT   23 Scorpio 51 conjunct  Feb14  Papacosmos   24 Scorpio 20

<Not his.>

Feb14 Hunt   1 Scorpio 21 conjunct Benedict’s Swindle  1 Scorpio 55 Rx

Feb14  Tietjen   0 Leo 3 Rx conjunct Benedict’s Psyche 0 Leo 17

                                                          Feb14  Grossetest  1 Leo 11

                                                          Benedict’s Mercury  1 Leo 20

Feb14  Falce   12 Virgo 27 Rx conjunct Feb14  Karma   12 Virgo 53 Rx

                                                              Benedict’s  Edisona 13 Virgo 39

                                                                                  Fama  13 Virgo 47

Feb14   Debenedictis   8 Libra 25 conjunct Benedict’s Ascendant  8  Libra 46

Feb14  Sophia   3 Taurus 17 conjunct  Feb14  Sellers   3 Taurus 26

Feb14  Potato  6 Aquarius 58 conjunct Feb14  Sylvia   7 Aquarius 23

<Sylvia and Potato started it all.>

Feb14  Fanatica   11 Sagittarius 52  conjunct Benedict’s Neptune  11 Sagittarius 35 Rx

<Delusional fanatics.><Ben could be lying to them, or they lying to him.>

Feb14 Fan  29 Pisces 9

<Fan is approaching the 0 Aries Point of new beginnings. All of the fans who are just waiting for this boring travesty to be over will have a renewed interest.>

Feb14  Pax   5 Leo 51 Rx conjunct Benedict’s SATURN   5 Leo 15

                                                                        VENUS      5 Leo 30

Feb14  Pest   8 Cancer 27 Rx conjunct  Feb14  Post   9 Cancer 4 Rx

                                              opposing   Feb14  Moomintroll   7 Capricorn 45

                                              square  Feb14  Debenedictis   8 Libra 25

<A troll irritating Benedict.><Maybe Benedict is the troll. He has Fisher on his Sun.>

Feb14  Benedix   19 Pisces 35 conjunct  Feb14  Traverse   20 Pisces 33

                                                                 Feb14   Orvillewright   25 Cancer 50

<Traveling, possibly by plane.>

Feb14  Cybele   29 Aries 3 conjunct Benedict’s MOON  28 Aries 55

                                                          Benedict’s Lilith             29 Aries 06

<Cybele is a fertility goddess often portrayed as pregnant. Lilith is dark mother, the mother of all monsters. Benedict’s Moon is his feelings.>

Benedict’s Damocles 24 Aquarius 25 conjunct Feb14 Damocles 23 Aquarius 38

                                                                     Feb14  Narcissus   24 Aquarius 29

<Benedict is getting the beginning of his Damocles return: again. The first direct return was near the beginning of the sham.>

Feb14 Saturn 25 Sagittarius 42 conjunct Benedict’s Narcissus 25 Sagittarius 07 Rx

<Karmic restriction of narcissism.>

Feb14  Veritas   10 Gemini 36 conjunct   Feb14  Truth 10 Gemini 52

                                                                  Sophie’s Buysballot  10 Gemini 10

                                               opposition Benedict’s Buysballot  10 Gemini  1

<Buysballot has been one of the showmance asteroids.  Two truth asteroids may result in a reveal.>

Feb14  Valentine  25 Capricorn 26  opposition Benedict’s Fisher  26 Cancer 46

                                                                                         SUN 26 Cancer 53

                                                                                         Showa  25 Cancer 27

Feb14  Katz   28 Aries 41 conjunct Benedict’s Moon 28 Aries 55

Loving   19 Aquarius 41

Bonk  20 Aquarius 5

Bandersnatch  21 Aquarius 47

<Benedict should beware his current love match.>

Feb14  Lova   10 Pisces 52 conjunct Feb14  Neptune 11 Pisces 6

<Dreamy or fuzzy feelings.>

Feb14  Loveday   4 Gemini 0 conjunct Feb14  Amor   4 Gemini 37

                                                            Feb14   Sunshine   4 Gemini 58

<It should be a nice day today.>

Feb14  Eros 20 Aries 22 conjunct Feb14  Uranus 21 Aries 28

<Possibly some unexpected sex!>

Feb14  Minerva  21 Scorpio 15 conjunct Benedict’s Ask   21 Scorpio 58

<This is me coming back to do a showmance read for the first time in four months.>

Feb14  Child  2 Aries 21 conjunct Benedict’s  Machiavelli  2 Aries 38 Rx

Feb14  Dick  11 Taurus 19 conjunct Benedict’s Casanova   11 Taurus 29

<Ladies, beware of Benedict! He’s thinking with his dick and being insincerely charming to seduce.>

<Benedict, I love you to pieces. Nothing personal. (Kisses)>