bender the offender

The Signs as The Breakfast Club quotes
  • Aries: I don't think that I need to sit here with you fuckin' dildos anymore!
  • Taurus: I have just as many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them
  • Gemini: I don't have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan
  • Cancer: Because it's my business - my personal business.
  • Leo: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
  • Virgo: You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.
  • Libra: Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!
  • Scorpio: I'll do anything sexual, and I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
  • Sagittarius: Did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?
  • Capricorn: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
  • Aquarius: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
  • Pisces: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all
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Jack: There’s a purple-and-orange scooter in the garage.
Jack: I can’t decide whether it belongs to Ray or Jeremy.
Jack: Unless Gavin went on a weird fashion bender again?

Ray: I’m offended you think that monstrosity has anything to do with me.
Jeremy: Whoops. Forgot to mention I went shopping.

Jack: Ray you get the weirdest bikes if you can, a scoot was so not out of the question.
Jack: We need to talk about your fashion sense though, Jeremy.

Ray: Listen, my bikes are a fucking masterpiece

Jeremy: …Jack, I don’t think you’re allowed to comment on anyone’s fashion sense.
Jeremy: No offense. But really. Come on.

Ray: At least most of Jack’s shirts aren’t migraine-inducing, dude.

Jack: I’ll have you know these used to be very fashionable, thank you.

Ray: So did Gav’s Mr T getup, probably