Reasons why Asuka Tanaka is an Absolute Best™ (with pictures) :

• Glasses

• Dark opaque tights

• Talented and passionate

• Long stylish hair, dark as ink and soft as silk.

(often messy which means +10 charisma)

• Meaty thighs

(10/10 pillows ↑↑ )

• Wide hips

(essential for hand placement and overall hug’ability)

•  ↓

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• Breasts of increased softness, ergonomic shape and bonus top tier armpits

( ↑↑ this airfield can probably balance, like, 2 or 3 phones in the tawawa challenge)

• A pinch of yandere

(the perfect mix between possessivity and affection ↑ )

• Cannibalism tendencies (she will bite you)

• Strong, independant and feminine

• Still needs to be protected

( ↑ fig. n°1 : smile that must be protected at all cost)

• Mischievous

• Can be serious

• Can goof around as well


• She knows what’s up

• She understands human beans very well too

• Very cute (that is important)

• She will headpat you

• Her birthday is December 25th

– If you’re not convinced yet, let me reach out for your imagination :

• Loud and shameless mind-blowing sex

• Lingerie

• ↓

• Cooking in underwear

• Sex in the car

• Probably shitposting on social networks

My point is :

Adorable and precious sex machine. Must be married at the speed of light.



Deadlifts (225/155)
Handstand Pushups

Scaled: #115, HSPU negative with pushup
Time: 14:41
Feelings: shoulders have been murdered and im dying and coach insisted that i go with the negatives instead of a strict press

Still gonna go squat lateeeeer and do some overhead walking lunges because i hate myself

@sallysbakingaddiction sure knows how to celebrate Valentine’s Day - with chocolate, chocolate, more chocolate, and chocolate! (and maybe doughnuts with a chocolate topping - heeh!)