ben... woods

Having a litle EJ time...
  • EJ: *throws a lil salt into the skillet*
  • EJ: *shakes his hips a bit to the music*
  • EJ: *sprinkles a bit of garlic seasoning*
  • EJ: *hums along to loud ass Frank Sinatra playing*
  • EJ: *flips the contents of the skillet*
  • EJ: *sings into the spatula*
  • EJ: *slides the contents onto his best plate, and adds a mint sprig to the top*
  • EJ: *wipes a tear* it's p-perfect...
  • Jeff: you literally just spent an hour and a half cooking that fucking kidney.
  • EJ: Bon apétit.
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Ed electrocutes two people who hate his guts.

where's [emo] Jeff?
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>BEN:</b> Where's Jeff?<p/><b>EJ:</b> One sec.<p/><b>EJ:</b> *walks to piano*<p/><b>EJ:</b> *clears throat*<p/><b>EJ:</b> *cracks fingers*<p/><b>EJ:</b> *deep breath*<p/><b>EJ:</b> *g note*<p/><b>Jeff, in the distance:</b> I THINK THE FUCK NOT<p/><b>EJ:</b> There he is.<p/></p><p/></p>
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“This is what comes from seeking answers to questions that are best left unasked.” 

Dr Robert Ford

Photographs (parallels) ~ Westworld: “The Original”, “The Stray” & “The Well Tempered Clavier”

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=Moon in Pisces=

Kesha / Robert De Niro / Evan Rachel Wood / Martin Luther King Jr. / Kim Kardashian / Kanye West / Catherine Zeta-Jones / Robin Williams / Winona Ryder / Ben Stiller