I’m here, Charles, to tell you that I’m going to kill your daughter. Penelope, is it? And once she’s gone… once she's dead… then you’ll understand how I feel. And you’ll wish you hadn’t changed the rules.
imagine the 99th precinct meeting the parks and rec dept. tho
ben trying to break the ice with holt with one of his accounting puns and holt saying ‘that’s hilarious’ completely deadpan
jake and tom driving everyone freakin insane (while gina’s crying out in the background ‘jake no you’re in debt DON’T TREAT YO SELF!’)
leslie and amy pulling out perfect new binders at the exact same time and squealing in excitement
scully and hitchcock finally having a complete office massage chain with the addition of terry/jerry
ray and ron nodding at each other, sentences short and to the point, and immediately becoming immensely fond of each other (ron telling him not to get emotional when ray tells him that with his usual straight face)
terry and chris recommending each other fat-free organic yogurt and exercise routines
april working hard not to smile like a maniac as rosa tells her about her goriest cases
jake and boyle joining in the fun office roleplay with andy and april (and playing like 50 characters each cos they can’t decide who to be)
terry and anne clucking like proud mother hens off at the side (and occasionally leaping in to stop andy/jake/leslie from stupidly killing themselves)
gina immediately bonding with april and persuading her to take selfies with her while they discuss politics (i.e. the presidential election and why it really should be decided with a hunger games)
andy getting really attached to boyle and seeing him as some kind of food god
andy and april placing bets on whether or not jake and amy will get together (and april pretending she really doesn’t care)
sorry for the long post i just have a lot of feelings about this crossover someone write it please??????