ben with

me as a therapist
  • patient: i am so stressed
  • me: let's try this - on a scale of 1 to the 2017 tony awards, how stressed are you?
  • pateint: what the
  • Me: I lov-
  • My friends and family: -e the Dear Evan Hansen cast. We KNOW. You love Mike Faist's luscious hair and Kristolyn Lloyd's cleverness. wE UNDERSTAND YOU THINK MICHAEL PARKS AND JENNIFER LAURA THOMPSON ARE UNDERRATED ACTORS. RACHEL BAY JONES IS A MUSICAL GENIUS, WE GET IT. THE DEAR EVAN HANSEN CAST IS GREAT. WE KNOW YOU LOVE WILL ROLAND AND HIS ONE LINERS WE FLIPPING KNOW YOU LOVE LAURA DREYFUSS AND HER KINDNESS AND BEN PLATT'S ABILITY TO TAKE ON A CHARRACTER SO WELL. WE GET IT, YOU THINK THE UNDERSTUDIES ARE GREAT AS WELL. THE WRITERS ARE BRILLIANT. YOU LOVE THE DEAR EVAN HANSEN CAST! WE K N O W!
  • Me: I was gonna say I love this cake, but you're right. I love the cast of Dear Evan Hanse-
  • Everyone: *screams*