THROW BACK THURSDAY
So that’s me at my Baptism party. I was WASTED!
I have several questions about this particular photo:
1.) Why is my dad wearing a belly shirt?
2.) Why does it appear that my mom and dad are wearing clothes made from the same material? Why does that material look like curtains? It makes me think that my mom was watching the Sound of Music, we were broke, she needed a new outfit, saw Maria fashion outfits out of curtains and was like, “BINGO. I got some new threads and while I’m at it. I’ll make Beanie a belly shirt for the baby’s baptism!”
3.) Why does Great Grandmother Thurston look like a character from American Horror Story Season 1.
4.) Why do I look like the mutated baby from American Horror Story Season 1?
5.) Why does my dad look like a cast member from TAXI?
I’d ask my parents but… Well… I can’t find my Ouija Board.
“Believe in yourself my darlings! No one will love you more than you. Except your mom!” - Gab Bonesso Fictional M.D.