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Mistletoe

Author’s Note: Y’all don’t even know how badly the amount of fluff in these fics actually kill me but i still love it all! happy holidays, folks 🎄

Request: “Peter Parker Christmas imagine where him and reader are best friends and it’s tradition for her to come over and help decorate and bake. Super fluffy and leads to them kissing under mistletoe bc they both like each other? Thank you! Love your writings.”

Originally posted by gounderoos

Christmas time was always something to look forward to as a child, and even now as a teenager. It was great, decorating the tree, hanging lights, wrapping presents, eating like there’s no tomorrow. The list goes on honestly.

Although, another thing you always looked forward to was spending the holiday with no other than the nerd himself, Peter Parker.

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How I Met Your Mother Masterpost

(credit for all these links goes to tellthelegend - go follow, they’re so sweet and amazing)

Season One

  1. Pilot
  2. Purple Giraffe
  3. Sweet Taste of Liberty
  4. Return of the Shirt
  5. Okay Awesome
  6. Slutty Pumpkin
  7. Matchmaker
  8. The Duel
  9. Belly Full of Turkey
  10. The Pineapple Incident
  11. The Limo
  12. The Wedding
  13. Drumroll, Please
  14. Zip, Zip, Zip
  15. Game Night
  16. Cupcake
  17. Live Among the Gorillas
  18. Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
  19. Mary the Paralegal
  20. Best Prom Ever
  21. Milk
  22. Come On

Season 2

  1. Where Were We?
  2. The Scorpion and the Toad
  3. Brunch
  4. Architect
  5. World’s Greatest Couple
  6. Aldrin Justice
  7. Swarley
  8. Atlantic City
  9. Slap Bet
  10. Single Stamina
  11. How Lily Stole Christmas
  12. First Time In New York
  13. Columns
  14. Monday Night Football
  15. Lucky Penny
  16. Stuff
  17. Arrivederci, Fiero
  18. Moving Day
  19. Bachelor Party
  20. Showdown
  21. Something Borrowed
  22. Something Blue

Season 3

  1. Wait for It
  2. We’re Not from Here
  3. Third Wheel
  4. Little Boys
  5. How I Met Everyone Else
  6. I’m Not That Guy
  7. Dowisetrepla
  8. Spoiler Alert
  9. Slapsgiving
  10. The Yips
  11. The Platinum Rule
  12. No Tomorrow
  13. Ten Sessions
  14. The Bracket
  15. The Chain of Screaming
  16. Sandcastles in the Sand
  17. The Goat
  18. Rebound Bro
  19. Everything Must Go
  20. Miracles

Season 4

  1. Do I Know You?
  2. The Best Burger in New York
  3. I Heart NJ
  4. Intervention
  5. Shelter Island
  6. Happily Ever After
  7. Not a Father’s Day
  8. Woooo!
  9. The Naked Man
  10. The Fight
  11. Little Minnesota
  12. Benefits
  13. Three Days of Snow
  14. The Possimpible
  15. The Stinsons
  16. Sorry, Bro
  17. The Front Porch
  18. Old King Clancy
  19. Murtaugh
  20. Mosbius Designs
  21. The Three Days Rule
  22. Right Place, Right Time
  23. As Fast as She Can
  24. The Leap

Season 5

  1. Definitions
  2. Double Date
  3. Robin 101
  4. The Sexless Innkeeper
  5. Dual Citizenship
  6. Bagpipes
  7. The Rough Patch
  8. The Playbook
  9. Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
  10. The Window
  11. The Last Cigarette Ever
  12. Girls Versus Suits
  13. Jenkins
  14. Perfect Week
  15. Rabbit or Duck
  16. Hooked
  17. Of Course
  18. Say Cheese
  19. Zoo or False
  20. Home Wreckers
  21. Twin Beds
  22. Robots Versus Wrestlers
  23. The Wedding Bride
  24. Doppelgangers

Season 6

  1. Big Days
  2. Cleaning House
  3. Unfinished
  4. Subway Wars
  5. Architect of Destruction
  6. Baby Talk
  7. Canning Randy
  8. Natural History
  9. Glitter
  10. Blitzgiving
  11. The Mermaid Theory
  12. False Positives
  13. Bad News
  14. Last Words
  15. Oh Honey
  16. Desperation Day
  17. Garbage Island
  18. A Change of Heart
  19. Legendaddy
  20. The Exploding Meatball Sub
  21. Hopeless
  22. The Perfect Cocktail
  23. Landmarks
  24. Challenge Accepted

Season 7

  1. The Best Man
  2. The Naked Truth
  3. Ducky Tie
  4. The Stinson Missile Crisis
  5. Field Trip
  6. Mystery vs. History
  7. Noretta
  8. The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
  9. Disaster Aware
  10. Tick Tick Tick…
  11. The Rebound Girl
  12. Symphony of Illumination
  13. Tailgate
  14. 46 Minutes
  15. The Burning Beekeeper
  16. The Drunk Train
  17. No Pressure
  18. Karma
  19. The Broath
  20. Trilogy Time
  21. Now We’re Even
  22.  Good Crazy
  23. &  24. The Magician’s Code (Parts 1 & 2)

Season 8

  1. Farhampton
  2. The Pre-Nup
  3. Nannies
  4. Who Wants to Be a Godparent?
  5. The Autumn of Break-Ups
  6. Splitsville
  7. The Stamp Tramp
  8. Twelve Horny Women
  9. Lobster Crawl
  10. The Over-Correction
  11. The Final Page (Part 1&2)
  12. (^ “The Final Page” Parts 1 and 2 are 11 and 12) 
  13. Band or DJ?
  14. Ring Up!
  15. P.S. I Love You
  16. Bad Crazy
  17. The Ashtray
  18. Weekend at Barney’s
  19. The Fortress
  20. The Time Travelers
  21. Romeward Bound
  22. The Bro Mitzvah
  23. Something Old
  24. Something New

Season 9

  1. The Locket
  2. Coming Back
  3. Last Time in New York
  4. The Broken Code
  5. The Poker Game
  6. Knight Vision
  7. No Questions Asked
  8. The Lighthouse
  9. Platonish
  10. Mom and Dad
  11. Bedtime Stories
  12. The Rehearsal Dinner
  13. Bass Player Wanted
  14. Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
  15. Unpause
  16. How Your Mother Met Me
  17. Sunrise
  18. Rally
  19. Vesuvius
  20. Daisy
  21. Gary Blauman
  22. The End of the Aisle
  23. &  24. Last Forever (Parts 1 and 2)

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Best How I Met Your Mother Episodes

So How I Met Your Mother is ending and I thought I would make a list of the best episodes from each season, in my opinion. And the ones in italic are the episodes that are important to the story. Enjoyy <3

Season 1:

  • Pilot  - 1x1
  • The Duel - 1x8
  • Belly Full of Turkey - 1x9
  • The Pineapple Incident - 1x10
  • Drumroll, please - 1x13
  • Zip,Zip,Zip - 1x14
  • Game Night - 1x15
  • Mary the Paralegal - 1x19

Season 2:

  • Where Were We? 2x1
  • Brunch - 2x3
  • Ted Mosby:Architect  - 2x4
  • World’s Greatest Couple 2x5
  • Swarley 2x7
  • Slap Bet 2x9
  • Single Stamina 2x10
  • How Lily Stole Christmas 2x11
  • First Time in New York 2x12
  • Monday Night Football 2x14
  • Lucky Penny 2x15
  • Stuff 2x16
  • Arrivederci, Fiero 2x17
  • Something Borrowed 2x21

Season 3:

  • Wait For It 3x1
  • Little Boys 3x4
  • How I Met Everyone Else 3x5
  • I’m Not That Guy 3x6
  • Spoiler Alert 3x8
  • Slapsgiving 3x9
  • The Platinum Rule 3x11
  • No Tomorrow 3X12
  • Ten Sessions 3x13
  • The Bracket 3x14
  • The Chain of Screaming 3x15
  • Sandcastles in the Sand 3x16
  • Everything Must Go 3x19
  • Miracles 3x20

Season 4:

  • Do I Know You 4x1
  • The Best Burger in New York 4x2
  • Intervention 4x4
  • Shelter Island 4x5 
  • Happily Ever After 4x6 
  • Woooo! 4x8
  • The Naked Man 4x9
  • Little Minnesota 4x11
  • Benefits 4x12
  • Three Days of Snow 4x13
  • Sorry,Bro 4x16
  • The Front Porch 4x17
  • Old King Clancy 4x18
  • Murtaugh 4x19
  • The Three Days Rule 4x21
  • Right Place, Right Time 4x22 
  • As Fast as She Can 4x23 
  • The Leap 4x24 

Season 5:

  • Definitions 5x1
  • Double Date 5x2
  • Robin 101 5x3
  • The Sexless Inkeeper 5x4
  • The Rough Patch 5x7
  • The Window 5x10
  • Last Cigarette Ever 5x11
  • Girls Versus Suits 5x12
  • Jenkins 5x13
  • Rabbit or Duck 5x15
  • Hooked 5x16
  • Say Cheese 5x18
  • The Wedding Bride 5x23
  • Doppelgangers 5x24

Season 6:

  • Big Days 6x1
  • Cleaning House 6x2
  • Unfinished 6x3
  • Subway Wars 6x4
  • Natural History 6x8
  • Glitter 6x9
  • Blitzgiving 6x10
  • The Mermaid Theory 6x11
  • False Positive 6x12
  • Bad News 6x13
  • Last Words 6x14
  • Oh Honey 6x15
  • The Perfect Cocktail 6x22
  • Landmarks 6x23
  • Challenge Accepted 6x24

Season 7:

  • Mystery vs History 7x6
  • The Slutty Pumpkin Returns 7x8
  • Disaster Averted 7x9
  • Tick Tick Tick… 7x10
  • Symphony of Illumination 7x12
  • The Magician’s Code 7x24

Season 8:

  • Farhampton 8x1
  • Who Wants to Be a Godparent? 8x4
  • The Over-Correction 8x10
  • The Final Page Part 1 8x11
  • The Final Page Part 2 8x12
  • Band or DJ? 8x13
  • P.S I Love You 8x15
  • The Fortress 8x19
  • The Time Travelers 8x20
  • Something Old 8x23
  • Something New 8x24

Season 9:

  • The Locket 9x1
  • Last Time In New York 9x3
  • The Broken Code 9x4
  • No Questions Asked 9x7
  • Platonish 9x9
  • The Rehearsal Dinner 9x12
  • Bass Player Wanted 9x13
  • Unpause 9x15
  • How Your Mother Met Me 9x16
  • Vesuvius 9x19
  • Daisy 9x20
  • Gary Blauman 9x20
  • The End of the Aisle 9x22

26 Thanksgiving TV Episodes To Keep You In The Thankful Spirit:

These are in alphabetical order. Excludes non-series-specific specials (so no, “Charlie Brown,” on here).

1) Bart VS Thanksgiving (”The Simpsons”, S2E7)

Originally posted by wolfface17

2) Belly Full of Turkey (”How I Met Your Mother”, S1E9)

Originally posted by stinsonswarkles

3) Blair Waldorf Must Pie (”Gossip Girl”, S1E9)

Originally posted by dropindaocean

4) Blitzgiving (”How I Met Your Mother”, S6E10)

Originally posted by jaclynnicolee

5) Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations (”Community”, S4E5)

Originally posted by elaborateheists

6) A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving (”Gilmore Girls”, S3E9)

(GIF originally posted by @movienighteverynight)

7) Happy Thanksgiving (”Parenthood”, S2E10)

(GIF source unknown [if this is your GIF please let me know].)

8) Homo for the Holidays (”Will & Grace”, S2E7)

(GIF source unknown [if this is your GIF please let me know].)

9) Indians in the Lobby (”The West Wing”, S3E8)

Originally posted by thefinestmuffinsandbagels

10) A Lillith Thanksgiving (”Frasier”, S4E7)

(GIF originally found at buzzfeed.com)

11) Lockdown (”Brooklyn Nine-Nine”, S2E7)

(GIF source @brooklyn99gifs)

12) The Mom & Pop Store (”Seinfeld”, S6E8)

(GIF source @seinfeldcaps)

13) My Day Off (”Scrubs”, S1E9)

Originally posted by babyoreily

14) The One with All the Thanksgiving (”Friends”, S5E8)

Originally posted by pbs-food

- Note: “Friends,” has a Thanksgiving episode in every season and they’re all pretty good, but this is my personal favorite.

15) Pangs (”Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, S4E8)

Originally posted by sunnydales

16) Parents [Or, Thanksgiving II] (”New Girl”, S2E8)

(GIF originally found at asi.cpp.edu)

17) Punkin’ Chuckin’ (”Modern Family”, S3E9)

(GIF source @fymodernfamily)

18) Shibboleth (”The West Wing”, S2E8)

Originally posted by fuckyeahcjcregg

19) Slapsgiving (”How I Met Your Mother”, S3E9)

Originally posted by itstherocketeer

20) Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap (”How I Met Your Mother”, S5E9)

Originally posted by strongerthaneyewas

21) Thanksgiving (”Brooklyn Nine-Nine”, S1E10)

(GIF source @brooklyn99gifs

22) Thanksgiving (”New Girl, S3E6)

(GIF found at gifsoup.com)

23) Thanksgiving (”Suburgatory”, S1E8)

(GIF originally found at piclist.com)

24) Thanksgiving III (”New Girl”, S3E10)

Originally posted by sammyjo16

25) The Thanksgiving Decoupling (”The Big Bang Theory”, S7E9)

Originally posted by thebigbangtheorists

26) Thanksgiving Orphans (”Cheers”, S5E9)

(GIF originally found at techtimes.com)

Those are what I have, but I’m sure there are many many more I didn’t list (these are just ones I’ve seen and have had highly recommended to me).

The Christmas Tree- A Secret Santa Fic

Hey guys- since it’s already 6th December where I live, this is my Secret Santa gift for @noonerememberseasy <3 

I really hope you like it! :)

A big thank you to Jenn @hurricane-jenn for staying up late to meticulously proofread my fic, and Beth @bethisinwonderland for reading through also right before an exam! You girls are the best  <3 <3

Thank you @fightuntilyoucan for organizing this Secret Santa :D

Ok, here we go!!

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It wasn’t the most beautiful Christmas tree. In fact, it was almost bare- except for a few ornaments scattered around the tree and the orange colored lights.

That was to be expected since the artificial Christmas tree belonged to two busy surgeons who barely had the time to decorate it. Owen and Amelia had bought the tree a week before Christmas, as their busy schedules did not permit them to buy it earlier. They had rushed to Walmart after work, as the store was about to close. So they hurried down the Christmas tree aisle and grabbed the nearest tree available, without even taking a glance at the others.

When they reached home, they were disappointed to discover that the Christmas tree they bought had a few of its bristles threatening to fall off.

‘ Owen, why on earth did we buy such a pathetic Christmas tree?’ Amelia asked, hands on her hips as she stared at the tree, shaking her head.

‘ Well, we were in a hurry as the store was closing, so we didn’t have the time to compare it with other trees. We grabbed the nearest one and left.’ Owen reasoned logically.

‘We should’ve waited for tomorrow then.’ said Amelia.

‘ But we don’t even know whether we’ll have time tomorrow. Or the day after. Or the whole week‘ said Owen. ‘ We are both on call 3 times this week.’

‘ Ok, you have a valid point.’ Amelia conceded, sighing.

‘But tomorrow night if we get out early from work, we can go to buy more Christmas tree ornaments.’ Owen suggested. ‘To make the tree look more presentable.’

Unfortunately, Owen’s prediction came true and they didn’t have the time to buy more ornaments that week.

Before they knew it- the whole week flew by and Christmas Eve came.

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OMG I JUST REALIZED WE’VE KNOWN TRACY’S NAME SINCE S1 IN THE EPISODE WHERE BARNEY IS A VOLUNTEER BUT THEY GET THROWN OUT CAUSE TED THROWS MUSHROOMS SO THEY GO TO A STRIP CLUB AND TED IS TALKING TO A STRIPPER AND SHE SAYS 

“I’m Amber” AND HE SAYS “I’m Ted.” AND SHE SAYS “Actually, I’m Tracy.” AND HE SAYS “Still Ted.” THEN “And that kids is how I met your mother” AND THEY BELIEVE HIM TILL HE SAYS HE"S KIDDING

I just love the stuff they come up with in HIMYM.

Robin: Wait, so you’re not going home for Thanksgiving?

Ted: No, I have to work on Friday. You?

Robin: I’m Canadian, remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.

Ted: Oh, right, I forgot, you guys are weird. You pronounce the word “out” “oat.”

Robin: You guys are the world leader in handgun violence, your healthcare system is bankrupt, and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.

Ted: …your cops are called “Mounties.”