belly punching

Red Queen characters as things my 5 years old brother said

I have three brothers, but one of them is so iconic that I need to share his opinions:

•Mare Barrow:

I’m tired of living. I’m tired of being so stupid. I’m tired. I wish I could eletrocute people I don’t like. Maybe I wouldn’t be so tired.


•Cal Calore:

Today in school I didn’t understand anything. I just followed Pietro because I didn’t have anything cooler to do.


•Maven Calore:

I will kill you if you eat my chocolate. I’ll punch your belly and cut your hair. Then I’ll burn your books. All. Of. Them.


•Kilorn:

Why do you don’t love me? I’m so cute.


•Diana Farley:

I don’t obey you because I just obey myself.


•Cameron Cole:

You can tell me what to do, but it doesn’t mean I’ll obey.


•Elara Merandus:

I wish I could control people’s lives. I would be the king and they would serve me.


•Evangeline:

The world annoys me.


•Ptolemus:

Sometimes my siblings scare me. A lot.


•Elane:

Don’t look at me. I’m just the cute son.


•Shade Barrow:

My belly is hurting and I’m cold. I feel like Olaf. I feel like I’ve been impaled.


•Nanny:

If I had superpowers, I would like to change my appearance. I would prank everyone. Manly you, Maria.


•Ada:

I remember everything. This means I’ll never forgive you. Never.


•Jon:

I know what you have done. I know everything.


•Gisa:

It feels like my hand had been crashed.

the reason crossing arms/legs & looking at the ground can make a person look unfriendly & guarded is probably bc they’re subconsciously guarding their vulnerable throat & internal organs. it’s a defensive posture that makes people on some level think they don’t trust them not to attack, which makes them hesitant to approach bc they don’t want to appear a threat. but like even if u have social anxiety strangers at a party are extremely unlikely to rip your guts out so that’s an instinct you can throw in the garbage