Red Queen characters as things my 5 years old brother said
I have three brothers, but one of them is so iconic that I need to share his opinions:
I’m tired of living. I’m tired of being so stupid. I’m tired. I wish I could eletrocute people I don’t like. Maybe I wouldn’t be so tired.
Today in school I didn’t understand anything. I just followed Pietro because I didn’t have anything cooler to do.
I will kill you if you eat my chocolate. I’ll punch your belly and cut your hair. Then I’ll burn your books. All. Of. Them.
Why do you don’t love me? I’m so cute.
I don’t obey you because I just obey myself.
You can tell me what to do, but it doesn’t mean I’ll obey.
I wish I could control people’s lives. I would be the king and they would serve me.
The world annoys me.
Sometimes my siblings scare me. A lot.
Don’t look at me. I’m just the cute son.
My belly is hurting and I’m cold. I feel like Olaf. I feel like I’ve been impaled.
If I had superpowers, I would like to change my appearance. I would prank everyone. Manly you, Maria.
I remember everything. This means I’ll never forgive you. Never.
I know what you have done. I know everything.
It feels like my hand had been crashed.