belly board

Me now because of Moana
  • me: *stands by the pool* "I've been standing at the edge of the water'Long as I can remember, never really knowing why..."
  • also me: "SEE THE LINE WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA? IT CALLS ME AND NO ONE KNOWS, HOW FAR IT GOES IF THE WIND IN MY SAIL ON THE SEA STAYS BEHIND ME ONE DAY I'LL KNOW- *jumps off diving board* HOW FAR I"LL GOOOOO!!"
  • Paramedics: You do realize you ran off the board,slipped, belly-flopped so hard you became unconscious, and almost drowned right?
  • me: What can I say except you're welcome ;)