I want to be tied down to a bed and stuffed with all of my favorite foods until the buttons on my clothes come flying off. I want to be teased about how fat I’m getting, pushed past my limits until I wake up one morning and I can’t see my toes. I want my belly to be in the way of everything, to have reaching down be a struggle because I just can’t get around the mound of flesh in front of me. I want to be huge and I want someone else to be responsible for it.
Cute animals are cute, there’s no doubt about that, but what about their undersides? Are they still cute under there? The Wakaleo Animal Channel on YouTube answered this question by filming a series of Animals on Glass and - furry, scaly, or feathered - they’re every bit as as adorable as we hoped:
Nothing is more adorable than when someone is wearing a shirt that’s too tight. I can see their belly button? Adorable. Visible belly outline? Adorable. Tummy peeking out from under their shirt? MAXIMUM ADORABLE. If their tummy is bouncing? Maximum adorable turn on.
…ok, c'mon now, who doesn’t thumb through others’ blogs looking for cute stuff that maaaaaaay or maynot be alluded to by a single drawing you run across~? I mean… they have the capacity to, right? …Right??
It’s been a while since I took any pics because I have been STRESSED OUT! I’m still stressed OUT but now I’m at the point where I’m procrastinating and shutting down higher thought, you know that feeling? I ate donuts and a gigantic smoothie to feel better about impending doom