charlotte: that one girl who is so extra at everything. she gets straight A’s but still asks for extra credit. she’s on every sports team she can be on. she’s captain of the debate team and leads a chess club. no one knows how she can make time for everything but she does
becky: the quiet one who is secretly judging everyone and putting it on her blog. everyone thinks she’s weird and shy but she has like 10k followers
naomi: captain of the cheer team, everyone is jealous of her and everyone wants to be her. literally the most popular girl in school
alexa: thinks she’s the most popular girl in school, but secretly no one can really stand her. she only gets invited to parties because she has no regrets ruining someone’s life
lana: foreign exchange student that basically everyone is in love with
sasha: she throws the most amazing parties of the entire school, she’s spoiled rotten and everyone wants her life
natalya: no one actually knows what’s up with her. she has cool hair and always starts fights
carmella: the girl who flaunts her boyfriend to everyone and thinks they’re all jealous but they’re all actually grateful that she has him so he leaves them alone
bayley: goodie two shoes who has never gotten in trouble in her life. she’s probably had perfect attendance since she was born
nia: everyone is afraid of her but she’s actually the sweetest person in the world
alicia: she’s probably been held back but no one knows anything about her. she’s at every social event possible and gets lit as hell
dana: does she even go to this school
nikki: the teachers pet who always gets good grades without studying bc the teachers love her. she isn’t really a teacher’s pet, she’s literally friends with all the teachers so they give her slack
I honestly wouldn’t be the woman I am today without some of these girls. Even though they are bitchy as hell they all have self confidence and don’t give a fuck about what anyone says. My next post will be a think piece on movie mean girls so keep an eye out for that! Enjoy my favorite bitches. *SPOILERS* but I’m honestly judging you if you haven’t seen movies 6 through 1.
8. Lindsay Edgecomb (Halston Sage)
Movie: Before I Fall (2017) [Read my review for it here]
Best Line: “Are you trying out for a tampon commercial?”
Lindsay is the newest mean girl since her film was out this year but she deserved a spot. She was certainly cruel but we found out why she was so mean which makes her soft which puts her at the top of the list.
7. Madison Morgan (Bella Thorne)
Movie: The Duff (2015)
Best Line: “And then she’s all like bitch if I wanted your opinion I’d ask and I was all like bitch if I cared what you thought I’d ask. Ugh, my grandma is so annoying.”
Madison is straight up just there to make your life a living hell. Most mean girls learn their lesson at the end of films but Madison gave zero fucks the entire time. Although she could be up there with the heavyweights she isn’t as iconic as the rest of the list so I’ll let her sit pretty at number 7.
6.Taylor Vaughan (Jodi Lyn O’Keefe)
Movie: She’s All That (1999)
Best Line: “I could win this thing in fluorescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Max OK?”
Taylor Vaughan was your typical 90′s mean girl. All she wanted to do was win prom queen and destroy an outsider’s life. She’s overlooked and honestly she’s just an unstoppable force. You could say she’s… all.. that. HA.
5. Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)
Movie: Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Best Line: “It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?”
Jennifer Check is not only evil but the biggest bitch ever. The worst part is that she’s the meanest to her best friend. I mean sleeping with someones boyfriend is disgusting but eating someone’s boyfriend is unforgivable. Jennifer is number 5 cause she’s got a taste for petty and useless teenage boys.
4. Regina George (Rachel McAdams)
Movie: Mean Girls (2004)
Best Line: “Good. So it’s settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye Jason.”
Oh Regina George so beautiful, so iconic, and sharp as a tack. She’s ruler of Northshore high and her posse even has their own name. Not only did she make mini skirts and pink cool but she even learned to be nice in the end. Although Regina was a mega bitch she changed her ways and channeled her feelings into contact sports. I know all are you are probably thinking how can such an iconic person be number 4? Well when I post the next 3 ladies you’ll see why.
3. Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar)
Movie: Cruel Intentions (1999)
Best Line: “God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.”
Kathryn is my favorite kind of bitch, rich bitch and the reigning queen of the Upper East Side. I can’t even begin to name the things that make her basically evil. She made a bet with her step brother that included sleeping with him, she ruined an innocent girl, and in the end she’s still maintaining her bad girl habits at her brothers funeral. If that’s not the definition of mean girl I don’t know what is. Blair Waldorf wishes she was her.
2. Heather Chandler (Kim Walker)
Movie: Heathers (1988)
Best Line: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw do I look like Mother Teresa?”
Oh Heather C I do love thee. She was ruthless and literally was rude to everyone even her best friends. No wonder why Veronica wanted her dead. Heather literally watched Veronica puke at a college party and laughed after. I mean who wants to be friends with that? Heather started mean and she died mean too which places her on top at number 2.
1. CourtneyShayne (Rose McGowan)
Movie: Jawbreaker (1999)
Best Line: “I killed the teen dream, deal with it.”
Oh Courtney my personal favorite. She had the hip 90′s outfits, a cool car, and a posse to follow her around. All l things you need to be Queen B. I like Courtney cause she’s great in a crisis. Someone witnesses you guys moving a dead body? Give her a makeover and make her cool. What kills me about this movie is that Courtney’s demise isn’t killing her best friend it’s turning a girl into a monster just like her. I mean to take down the best you gotta learn from the best am I right. Even when Courtney is getting screamed at at the dance she still doesn’t deny the fact that she literally killed her best friend with a jawbreaker. Courtney has the best compusure and the best lines and this is why she’s number one.
I want the Women’s Revolution to be an actual revolution and not just 4 people on rotation in the same match. I want ALL the women to put on a damn show and not just be used for a squash fest for the hell of it.
A few miscellaneous shots from the round for the Flynn/Fox household. Dylan made it to level 10 of the music career despite being a few skill points short, thanks to a really lucky hobby related chance card! After that he became the last one in the household to retire.