believe beer

Y’all. Danneel is such a sweetheart 💕💕💕

I SAID HI AND IT WAS EXCITING FOR HER TO BE HERE AND MY SIZE SHIRT WAS IN HER DEPARTMENT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER AND I GAVE HER CASH AND NEEDED CHANGE AND SHE TRIED TO DO THE CHANGE IN HER HEAD AND LAUGHED BC SHE HAD TO PAUSE FOR A SEC AND GINO HELPED HER OUT AND SHE WAS LIKE HAHAH IM SMART 💁🏼 AND I SAID THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME AND I ASKED FOR A PICTURE AND SHE WAS SO NICE AND SHE AND GINO THANKED US ABD IT WAS BRIEF AND I WAS LAME BUT SHE WAS SO NICE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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the extra cute and proper use of a fresh water bottle by Kim Jongdae

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I’m gonna make you hungry today, because I can ! MWOUAHAHA!

So, it was my dad’s birthday today and instead of buying him a cake… I decided to make one myself. It might not look pretty, but I’m actually a good cook so I baked him a cake made of chocolate and beer… and guys… it’s so freaking good that when my bro told my uncle that I made a cake, the guy just crossed the street (He live in front of us.) and asked to try it X’D

So yeah… I kinda mostly baked today, and I’m kinda happy I did XD

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                                               SIEH NIEMALS WEG.
                   Werk ohne Autor (2017, dir. Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck)

Happy New Year everyone!! Thanks for the old one and the ones before that!

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

EDIT: my bad NYE turned the FUCK around!!! may your bad NYE/NYin general do the same!! ITS THE YEAR OF GETTING WHAT U DESERVE!!

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8.04 - Garden Party

Special Instructions (2/?)

Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3)
Rating: M (lots of unnecessary cursing, sexy times in later chapters)
Word Count: ~3300
Chapters: One

i’m shocked by the feedback on this ridiculous fic haha, thanks all. for the fans of hot mess emma, ch3 is the chapter for you lol

reader requested tags: @lenfaz @ilovemesomekillianjones  (and @stubble-sandwich because lbr you pretty much are the reason i didn’t abandon this idea when i was playing around a couple months ago)

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Special instructions: would u buy us more beer? like a lot. i will pay u

“Oh my god, Ems, I think Robin and Regina are getting it on in your room.”

She jumped at the sound of Ruby’s voice yelling in her ear over the sound of the music, then let out a whiny groan.

“Gross, on my bed?” she asked, disgusted at the thought of having to wash her linens before sleeping in them. She was buzzed enough to enjoy the atmosphere but not enough to let her friends fuck in her apartment. “Ugh, let me go stop them before I have to light my mattress on fire.”

Her movements were stilted and she stumbled a little as she walked down her hall. Sure enough, her door was shut and a sock hung from the knob. Her fist banged on the wood.

“Don’t you guys fucking dare! Go to your own apartments for this shit or I’m never inviting you over again. This isn’t college,” she shouted. A muffled grunt that sounded sort of like an apology came from the other side and she figured she’d leave and at least give them a few minutes to collect themselves.

“Emma! Where’s the beer?”

The question came from her brother who was currently losing (horrendously) at beer pong to Elsa, who had surprising accuracy for someone who was drunker than most people in the room.

“Uh, we’re out. I was about to go walk to the convenience store around the corner to get some more.”

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anonymous asked:

She left to return back to Vancouver for filming. It's all over Tumblr. She couldn't even stay the entire show. What a girlfriend.

Well, we had to do some swimming in the open waters to find actual proof which we know doesn’t matter when illusions suit your head canons, but here is what we found: 

Our Captains watching Veep win Best Comedy (which was after Peter’s writing category). Seems Captain Anderson stepped away for a trip to the toilet, or maybe the snack bar. A girl’s gotta eat, right?

HOWEVER,

Our Captains are BOTH missing a little later in the show. As they say: It could mean something, it could mean nothing. 

(You’ll notice the old seat filler is now joined by another in the deck chairs the Captains had once been sitting in) 

But based on this article snippet, it’s definitely plausible that our Captains had a grand ole’ time with Crown cast members (especially if those Instagram photos with Claire, Vanessa, Gillian and Matt are any indication).