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A Tasty Solution 

Saltwater Brewery created an answer to floating plastic six pack rings harming the ocean environment and its creatures. Their rings are edible and made from wheat and barley leftover from the beer making process. It’s a great way for the brewery to cut back on waste product and provides a snack for fish and other sea dwelling animals. If more companies recycled like this maybe we could cut down on the amount of garbage polluting our waters daily.

Kudos, Saltwater Brewery.

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I’m gonna make you hungry today, because I can ! MWOUAHAHA!

So, it was my dad’s birthday today and instead of buying him a cake… I decided to make one myself. It might not look pretty, but I’m actually a good cook so I baked him a cake made of chocolate and beer… and guys… it’s so freaking good that when my bro told my uncle that I made a cake, the guy just crossed the street (He live in front of us.) and asked to try it X’D

So yeah… I kinda mostly baked today, and I’m kinda happy I did XD

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the extra cute and proper use of a fresh water bottle by Kim Jongdae

Special Instructions (2/?)

Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3)
Rating: M (lots of unnecessary cursing, sexy times in later chapters)
Word Count: ~3300
Chapters: One

i’m shocked by the feedback on this ridiculous fic haha, thanks all. for the fans of hot mess emma, ch3 is the chapter for you lol

reader requested tags: @lenfaz @ilovemesomekillianjones  (and @stubble-sandwich because lbr you pretty much are the reason i didn’t abandon this idea when i was playing around a couple months ago)

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Special instructions: would u buy us more beer? like a lot. i will pay u

“Oh my god, Ems, I think Robin and Regina are getting it on in your room.”

She jumped at the sound of Ruby’s voice yelling in her ear over the sound of the music, then let out a whiny groan.

“Gross, on my bed?” she asked, disgusted at the thought of having to wash her linens before sleeping in them. She was buzzed enough to enjoy the atmosphere but not enough to let her friends fuck in her apartment. “Ugh, let me go stop them before I have to light my mattress on fire.”

Her movements were stilted and she stumbled a little as she walked down her hall. Sure enough, her door was shut and a sock hung from the knob. Her fist banged on the wood.

“Don’t you guys fucking dare! Go to your own apartments for this shit or I’m never inviting you over again. This isn’t college,” she shouted. A muffled grunt that sounded sort of like an apology came from the other side and she figured she’d leave and at least give them a few minutes to collect themselves.

“Emma! Where’s the beer?”

The question came from her brother who was currently losing (horrendously) at beer pong to Elsa, who had surprising accuracy for someone who was drunker than most people in the room.

“Uh, we’re out. I was about to go walk to the convenience store around the corner to get some more.”

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8.04 - Garden Party

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                                               SIEH NIEMALS WEG.
                   Werk ohne Autor (2017, dir. Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck)

From Con to Con (Part Nine)

Masterlist

Part Eight

A/N: So I wanted this to come out earlier in regards to Alan Rickman’s birthday but oh well. Lots of love for Snape so if you don’t like him in Harry Potter, sorry about that. (I know he’s a flawed character okay!)

Pairing: Rob Benedict x Reader

Warnings: love for Severus Snape, language, drinking

Word Count: 5,476

Tags: @dont-hate-relate-pls, @nekodresden85, @baritonechick, @i-dont-understand-that-url,  @sympathyforluci, @crowley-you-sinnamon-roll, @authoressskr@your-not-invisible-to-me, @cantchoosejustonefandom, @chelseypaigeake@crowleysminion, @laffytaffyhumor, @smoothdogsgirl, @destiel-addict-forever@multifandomlove2002, @agent-superwholockian, @b-northington@waywardswain, @prettyboy-spn@oriona75, @thatone67chevyimpala, @kazchester-fanfiction, @atc74, @derivedfromapho,  @shititskatelyn, @spnackleholicswainer, @bloodstained-porcelain-doll, @multi-fan-dom-madness,  @ebeers1673

Forever tags: @eileenlikesyou-maybe

It was good to be back in L.A.; you had missed being home. The past few weeks had been crazy with filming so when you finally had some days off, you decided to fly down to check out your apartment and for some warmer weather. You were hoping that the more time you spent in the new apartment that it would start to feel like a real home, and not just a storage unit for your items. You honestly felt more comfortable in Rob’s place than you did in the new apartment but you shouldn’t compare the places. This was your actual home, not Rob’s. Time was all you needed to make this place a home for you finally.

Currently, you were cleaning your apartment while singing and dancing to your music around the room to make sure everything was in order for Rob and Rich. They were coming over to go over some thoughts they had for Kings of Con. There wasn’t much time to go over in detail what they needed to during conventions so this small break you had was perfect for them pitching you their ideas. And the three of you could figure out the best time to film any of your scenes.  

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Me: why am I being stared at by all these kiddos
Also me: *has hot pink hair*

after cabinet battle #2
  • madison: hey, come on, I know what will cheer you up. let's go wait outside the bathroom for burr and scare him
  • jefferson: *considers* ...that would cheer me up
Preference: favorite food

Darry: okay so this boy LOVES meat loaf, but only his mother’s. He found the recipe she used and everyone says he makes it just as good as she did but he doesn’t believe them

Soda: Root beer floats. I guess it could be technically classified as a drink not a good, but he’s obsessed. Also has an unhealthy addiction to Pop Rocks

Pony: spaghetti but he always eats it so messily everyone makes fun of him for it so he only eats it when no one’s looking because he’s temperamental

Two-bit: while chocolate cake is definitely towards the top of his list, he also enjoys French fries a lot. Very greasy fast food french fries are his favorite because he likes to balance out the sweetness of cake with the saltiness of fries and it disgusts Darry a lot TBH

Steve: also likes cake but really only supers likes it when Darry makes it because he’s a way better baker than anyone else, but his actual favorite food is baked beans which no one understands

Johnny: Beef jerky since it like never expires and is easy to carry around. He always has some stuffed in the pockets of his jacket so if he ever has to spend the night in the lot he has something to snack on

Dally: He’s that dude that eats peanut butter straight from the jar with no regrets. Also he had oysters once and really liked it but found out the hard way he was mildly allergic when he got a rash. Doesn’t stop him though, but good oysters are hard for a hood to come by

Tim: Oatmeal raisin cookies. He hates chocolate chip. It’s pretty ridiculous seeing a tough hood munching on a cookie. Also Curly thinks it’s embarrassing that his brother likes oatmeal raisin.

Curly: Spaghetti-O’s. Not real spaghetti like Pony likes, but the ones from the can

Angela: mini powdered doughnuts. Somehow manages to never get her fingers messy or get powder on her clothes. It’s a mystery to everyone

Ugh, it’s almost half-eleven and still over 30 degrees C (that’s mid-80s F for those of you on old money).  I’ve done an evening job and got home and now I am sitting here in my underwear drinking cold lager and eating plantain chips and wishing for a temperature I can sleep in!

And tomorrow I’m having lunch with an ex-boyfriend I haven’t seen since 2002. 

Well isn’t my life a peculiar place sometimes.  I still have no idea why he’s got back in touch as he is being cryptic about it. And the weather forecast is for it to be even more hot than today…