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Eurovision 2017 Finals Highlights

Aonother year, another list! 

Belarus made out 

Austria’s man on the moon / Dreamworks guy

Moldova’s three couples got married

Italy jazzing with gorilla

Romania’s YOODELIHOO *boom* 

Azerbaijan and their horse 

Ukraine’s giant head thing

The best thing about having Eurovision in Ukraine
 - we got Verka Serduchka

And then there was the guy in the Australian flag who mooned 200 million viewers on stage with Jamala

Countries qualified for the ESC 2017 final

Armenia: 6 armed woman

Australia: kid looking much older, 80% eyebrow

Austria: dreamworks kid, feel old yet?

Azerbaijan: woman singing to a man on a ladder with a horse head

Belarus: cute adventurous people on a boat, making everyone dance

Belgium: awesome studio performance, looking a lil uncomfortable live

Bulgaria: this kiddo is going places

Croatia: personality disorder

Cyprus: probably getting bullied by his background dancers

Denmark: woman in red dress, lots of fireworks

France: gotta make sure everyone knows we’re from france

Germany: titanium

Greece: yaoi shipping

Hungary: man bun but a cool jacket

Israel: wink one more time please

Italy: man who can light up an entire continent with his smile, dancing gorilla

Moldova: a legend has returned

Netherlands: the girl squad

Norway: i think my television broke

Poland: what’s up with all the wedding dresses?

Portugal: precious beautiful baby. Protect at all costs

Romania: pop/rap/yodeling, graphic background design is my passion

Spain: surfer dudes invading eurovision

Sweden: looking hella fine and knows it

UK: lowkey rickrolling all of europe

Ukraine: giant head… ya why not?

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Naviband covering Occidentali’s Karma - complete with fake mustaches and …I think that’s sleepwear

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My Personal Top 10 Eurovision 2017 entries (before the final)

1. Salvador Sobral - Amar Pelos Dois (Portugal)
2. Francesco Gabbani - Occidentali’s Karma (Italy)
3. Naviband - Story of My Life (Belarus)
4. Nathan Trent - Running of Air (Austria)
5. Alma - Requiem (France)
6. JOWST - Grab The Moment (Norway)
7. Kristian Kostov - Beautiful Mess (Bulgaria)
8. Joci Pápai - Origo (Hungary)
9. Sunstroke Project - Hey Mamma (Moldova)
10. Blanche - City Lights (Belgium)