being-silly

Me: Daddy, why is LaLa (my stuffie) face down on the ground?!
Daddy: Oh, well you see she was being naughty so I had to-
Me: FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT, SHE SAID THIS DOESN’T HURT, SHE SAAAIIID I’VE FINALLY HAD ENOOOUGH
Daddy: Wha-
Me: DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND? DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW AS SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND?
Daddy: …🤦🏼‍♂️

Mariposa meets Phoenix Nuit

Mariposa: You have wings?

Phoenix: Yeah.

Mariposa: Me too! *wings pop out*

Phoenix: :OOOO *her own wings pop out*

Chat who is starry eyed: They’re literal angels. 


Mariposa and Phoenix Nuit now both have similar wing designs, regrets nothing

the-nysh replied to your postAwwwwww so after I went through that…

ayyyyy, go forth! 8D with all the supporting evidence you’d like~

Hehe talking about ‘supporting evidence’ makes it sound like it’s some Great Thing but in reality most of them are silly posts

like for example:

City is destroyed: ‘kay there’s that :l

People are inconvenienced: I don’t care >:l

He thought a cat might have gotten hurt: >.<;;;

Genos is hurt: D:?!??!!!;;;;;;;;

So as we can see it is clear that Genos is an Actual Cat

(this is a really roundabout way of saying that I love how Genos brings Saitama out of his flat affect)

(and cats)

Random AU thought: Harem AU

Agatha as an evil Heterodyne with a literal harem. There’s that annoying Wulfenbach hero who isn’t really part of her harem, but the Castle has standing orders to put him there if it catches him. There’s the Sturmvoraus prince who she sort of captured while cleaning up some of her mother’s old allies and decided to keep. There’s that guy she picked up from a circus.