Me: Daddy, why is LaLa (my stuffie) face down on the ground?!
Daddy: Oh, well you see she was being naughty so I had to-
Me: FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT, SHE SAID THIS DOESN’T HURT, SHE SAAAIIID I’VE FINALLY HAD ENOOOUGH
Me: DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND? DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW AS SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND?
Agatha as an evil Heterodyne with a literal harem. There’s that annoying Wulfenbach hero who isn’t really part of her harem, but the Castle has standing orders to put him there if it catches him. There’s the Sturmvoraus prince who she sort of captured while cleaning up some of her mother’s old allies and decided to keep. There’s that guy she picked up from a circus.