being-human-US

When I have children:

Friend: So what are their names?
Me: Mark, Bishop, Jedikiah and Lucy.
Friend: So all names from Mark Pellegrino? Lucy is the only normal name, is that because she’s a girl?
Me: Oh honey no
Friend: ??
Me: Her middle name is Fer
Friend: Lucy Fer?
Me: …
Friend: Lucifer oh my god