being the best is boring

Cry has done so much for so many people. Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I had never stumbled upon him. I’m not very good with words. But I really, really admire the guy okay?

pls be gentle im still trying to grasp this whole digital art thing

Thank You’s

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summary: you and michael finally get to hang out on your day off

a/n fluffy fluff its not the best but i was bored so i wrote this

Being able to hang out with Michael on his day off was a miracle. With the boys always traveling around or having to do interviews and you living on the other side of the country, you were lucky to even see each other.

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anonymous asked:

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Bull1.     Full name Bennett ****** *******

2.     Zodiac sign Umm, Libra?

3.     3 Fears My mind, failing the people I care about, things not getting better

4.     3 things I love My cat, guns, America

5.     4 turns ons C’mere and find out

6.     4 turns offs Poor hygiene, being boring, not being able to count

7.     My best friend I’ve got a few :)

8.     Sexual orientation Ammosexual

9.     My best first date Probably seeing Thor?

10.  How tall am I 5′10 or so

11.  What do I miss
 My sanity

12.  What time were I born
 about 9pm

13.  Favorite Color  Red?

14.  Do I have a crush
 Fuck man, idk

15.  Favorite quote
 sea-room.tumblr.com/tagged/quote

16.  Favorite place
 Warren Island State Park

17.  Favorite food
 Right now? Chimichangas

18.  Do I use sarcasm
  Nah, never.

19.  What am I listening to right now
 Bullet for my Valentine

20.  First thing I notice in new person
 How they present themselves

21.  Shoe size
 10.5

22.  Eye color Hazel

23.  Hair color Brown

24.  Favorite style of clothing
 Functional

25.  Ever done a prank call?
 To friends, yes.

26.  What color of underwear I’m wearing now? Plaid

27.  Meaning behind my URL
 Space out at sea to maneuver

28.  Favorite movie
 The Princess Bride

29.  Favorite song
 Way too goddamn many, but right now Happy Song

30.  Favorite band
 Right now 5FDP

31.  How I feel right now
 Rough.

32.  Someone I love
 My family

33.  My current relationship status
 What relationship?

34.  My relationship with my parents
 Eh, alright

35.  Favorite holiday
 Christmas

36.  Tattoos and piercings?
 None

37.  Tattoos and piercing i want
 Turks head around my upper arm

38.  The reason I joined Tumblr
 A few friends from HS told me I should

39.  Do I and my last ex hate each other?
 lmao

40.  Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
 Sometimes

41.  Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
 I don’t know who you last texted.  But the last person I texted?  No.

42.  When did I last hold hands?
 It’s been at least a year

43.  How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
 half hour?

44.  Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?
 No.

45.  Where am I right now?
 My room

46.  If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
 Me. 

47.  Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
 Loud

48.  Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
 No.

49.  Am I excited for anything?
 In This Moment with @sirens-and-stethoscopes, Avenged Sevenfold with @takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights

50.  Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
 Yes.

51.  How often do I wear a fake smile?
  80% of the time

52.  When was the last time I hugged someone?
 Yesterday

53.  What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
 I honestly don’t give a fuck.  I don’t even talk to her anymore.

54.  Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
 Oh sure, plenty.

55.  What is something I disliked about today?
 Waking up and everything following.

56.  If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
 I really don’t know.

57.  What do I think about most?
 How to unfuck my life.

58.  What’s my strangest talent?
 Talking myself into shitty moods

59.  Do I have any strange phobias?
 None.

60.  Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind

61.  What was the last lie I told?
 “I’m ok”

62.  Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
 Phone

63.  Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
 Probs not

64.  Do I believe in magic? Nah

65.  Do I believe in luck?
 No

66.  What’s the weather like right now?
 Too goddamn warm for February

67.  What was the last book I’ve read?
 It’s been too long

68.  Do I like the smell of gasoline?
 Somewhat, but asphalt is better.

69.  Do I have any nicknames?
 Ben Franklin, Smudge

70.  What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
 Nothing too bad really.

71.  Do I spend money or save it?
 Save

72.  Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
 Well nonny, bring me your tongue and let’s see

73.  Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
  Ziploc bag

74.  Favourite animal?
 Otters are great

75.  What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
 Sleeping in the car.

76.  What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
 Wat?

77.  What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
 Isn’t one.

78.  How can you win my heart?
 Take the time to understand me, be a decent person.

79.  What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
 (killed 99 bears)

80.  What is my favourite word
 Spigot

81.  My top 5 blogs on tumblr
 @sea-room, @67-impalas, @gruene-teufel, @sirens-and-stethoscopes, @where-are-your-source-citations, @mountain–miss

82.  If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
 “Go away”

83.  Do I have any relatives in jail?
 An uncle by marriage is in jail for spying for the Russians…

84.  I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
 Happiness

85.  What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
 I don’t know.  Ask questions and find out?

86.  What is my current desktop picture?
 A still from 9th Company

87.  Had sex?
 Yup

88.  Bought condoms?
 Yup

89.  Gotten pregnant?
 Nope

90.  Failed a class?
 Yup

91.  Kissed a boy?
 Yup

92.  Kissed a girl?
 Yup

93.  Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
 Nope

94.  Had job? Do I look like a dirty commie to you?

95.  Left the house without my wallet?
 Yup

96.  Bullied someone on the internet?
 Nope

97.  Had sex in public?
 The woods count?

98.  Played on a sports team?
 Yup

99.  Smoked weed?
 Nope

100.                 Did drugs?
 Nope

101.                 Smoked cigarettes?
 Yup

102.                 Drank alcohol?
 Yup

103.                 Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
  lmao no

104.                 Been overweight?
 I guess?

105.                 Been underweight?
 Yup

106.                 Been to a wedding?
 Yup

107.                 Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
 Yup

108.                 Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
 Maybe?

109.                 Been outside my home country?
 Yup

110.                 Gotten my heart broken?
 Yup

111.                 Been to a professional sports game?
 Yup

112.                 Broken a bone?
 Nope

113.                 Cut myself?
 Yup

114.                 Been to prom?
 Yup

115.                 Been in airplane?
 Yup

116.                 Fly by helicopter?
 Nope

117.                 What concerts have I been to? Of Monsters and Men, Garth Brooks, Fallujah, Boston Pops, Sabaton

118.                 Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
 Nope

119.                 Learned another language?
 Yup

120.                 Wore make up?
 Nope

121.                 Lost my virginity before I was 18?
 Nope

122.                  Had oral sex?
 Yup

123.                 Dyed my hair?
 Nope

124.                 Voted in a presidential election?
 Yup

125.                 Rode in an ambulance?
 Yup

126.                 Had a surgery?
 Yup

127.                 Met someone famous? Joakim Broden and Benjamin Mendlowitz

128.                 Stalked someone on a social network?
 Who hasn’t?

129.                 Peed outside?
 Yup

130.                 Been fishing?
 Yup

131.                 Helped with charity? Yup

132.                 Been rejected by a crush? Yup

133.                 Broken a mirror?
 No

134.                 What do I want for birthday? Stability, happiness, space.  Or guns. Guns is cool too.

135.                 How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
 Shit man, I don’t even know what I’m gonna eat for dinner

136.                 Was I named after anyone?
 No?

137.                 Do I like my handwriting?
 It’s fine I guess

138.                 What was my favourite toy as a child?  Playmobil

139.                 Favourite Tv Show?
 The Dukes of Hazzard

140.                 Where do I want to live when older?
 New Hampshire

141.                 Play any musical instrument?
 Cello

142.                 One of my scars, how did I get it?
 My sister attempted to scratch my eyes out

143.                 Favourite pizza toping?
 Buffalo chicken

144.                 Am I afraid of the dark?
 Nope

145.                 Am I afraid of heights?
 Nope

146.                 Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
 No?

147.                 Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Fuck yeah

148.                 What I’m really bad at
 Most things lmao

149.                 What my greatest achievements are
 I built a kayak, I talked three people out of suicide, I built an amplifier

150.                 The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
 No.

151.                 What I’d do if I won in a lottery
 Exactly what I’m supposed to do

152.                 What do I like about myself
 I fucking try.

153.                 My closest Tumblr friend
 Too goddamn many

154.                 Something I fantasize about my ex That’s between me and the version of her I imagine in my head.

Fuck you nonny, that was a lot. 

Who are you anyway?

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I know I'm probs being incredibly boring right now, but what are the best phrases to 'seal a spell', or at least some that you use?

What I say is personal to me, but I’m sure you could Google it, little bird 😊🌿

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Drarry Fic Rec : "Decoy Dilemma"

Oh my gosh. I just finished this fic and I died. It’s short and sexy; it’s mysterious without being too boring and best of all it’s Drarry.

Since I suck at summaries, here’s the one straight from the author, Cheryl Dyson:

“Decoy Dilemma » Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it’s quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.”

40k words, 8 chapters

And here is my review:

I LOVED IT OMG OMG SCORBUS + DRARRY IN ONE FIC WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR??? They were portrayed just perfectly and I DONT KNOW WHY I HAVENT SEEN THIS FIC BEFORE. READ IT BC I LOVED IT AND ITS WORTH IT. It has Hogwarts in it and the next generation of people we all loveeeee. Ravenclaw!Albus + Slytherin!Scorpius; feisty cousins; hybrid polyjuice; fluffy feelings; a lil sprinkle of smut; lovely writing. Shit I suck at reviews so sorry.

Also, if you have read it, feel free to fangirl with me bc its utter perfection! xx

Starter for @vokter-av-kongeriker

Kam wandered the base camp all day.  Someone apparently decided to take his sword.  I could have sworn I left it by my desk, he thought.

Something shiny appeared on the corner of his eye.  He looked in the general direction.  There was no mistaking it.  Red aura around the blades.  Feather design on the hilt.  That was his Omega Yato.  Inactive, but still powerful.  He held his hand out, causing the sword to float towards him… carrying what was safe to assume was the thief.

He raised his arm up, grabbing the blade by the hilt and the face of the thief was close to his.  He looked at her, irritated and bored being the best words to describe the expression on his face.

“Why do you have my sword, Crystal?” he asked, raising an eyebrow.  Today, he was not having any of these shenanigans.

College is filled with opportunities to join clubs and organizations that are not only socially beneficial, but also look great on your resume. Sure, join the Ping-Pong team for fun, but here are some college clubs you should join that will help you prepare for your career.

1. Become a tour guide.

I know you probably loathed doing a lot of campus tours in high school:

“To your left is the first bathroom ever created on campus…and to your right is a tree.”

Butyou probably didn’t have the best tour guide if you were bored. Being a tour guide is a great way to gain public speaking experience. When I was a tour guide, sometimes I had groups as big as 200 people. The more you speak in front of people, the easier it gets. When your boss asks you to pitch a new idea to the whole office, you won’t be as nervous. Tour guides also typically work with administration. One of the best letters of recommendation I ever got was from my administrator when I was a tour guide.

Also, being a tour guide can have perks. Some schools pay their students. For my school, we got to register first for classes, so I never had any trouble getting into a class I wanted. This incentive was amazing. Start as a freshman and give tours all four years. Campuses love hiring freshman to give tours because it adds diversity to their lineup and they know they can have you on their team again.

2. Join debate club.

Learn how to hold your own in a discussion. This skill is extremely helpful in business meetings and life in general. This club takes public speaking to the next level because it adds a sense of pressure and argumentation. Learn how to speak clearly, be poised when you’re under pressure, and voice what you believe in.

3. Get involved in student government.

Not only will you be a voice on campus representing your student body, but you’ll also learn how the school functions: what works and what doesn’t work. Being in student government opens the door to gain leadership experience on campus and work with the administration.

4. Seek out (your major) club.

If you’re in premed, join the premed club. If you’re in media, join the student media team on campus. You’ll not only meet people that are probably in your classes, but you’ll also gain networking experience with people in your field. Not to mention, you just gained a group of study buddies!

5. Consider philanthropy club.

Joining a club that does work for charity or volunteering in the community will help you gain a better perspective while you’re in college. Plan a canned food drive or get a group together and clean up your local park. Bring board games to a senior citizen home or visit your local children’s hospital. There are so many ways you can get a group together on campus to give back to your local community. Of course, this looks great on a resume, but do it for the bigger purpose, and change lives while you’re still in school.

6. Start your own!

If you’ve always wanted to have a book club on campus but there isn’t one, start it! Or if you want to get a group of people together to run every Monday and Wednesday evening, start a running club. No matter what the club or organization is, it says a lot about your drive, organization, and work ethic if you build something from the ground up.

Try to join a couple of these kinds of clubs your freshman or sophomore year so you can stick with them throughout your college experience. It looks better to have committed to one or two clubs for four years than to have bounced around to a lot of them throughout college. And don’t forget to throw in some fun and random clubs, like ballroom dancing or crafting!

Tips for being the best Pokemon GO Trainer you can be!
  1. Bring a GO bag. No, not an escape bag–just some essentials you’ll need while spending a long day hugging lures or hunting through tall grass. Mine includes deodorant, a bottle of water, a spare charger, bug spray, and some snacks. Some of my friends also include stuff like first aid kits, tissues, sunscreen, hats, etc.
  2. If you see someone else on their phone near a PokeStop, smile and ask them what team they’re on!
  3. Don’t offer snacks unless you know the other trainers or until after you’ve conversed for a couple of minutes. I got overeager and learned this the hard way after several funny looks.
  4. If you’re not used to walking around a lot, try to take a break every so often. Even better, try and take your break near a PokeStop, preferably in the shade and preferably one with a Lure.
  5. PokeStops refresh every five minutes, whether or not you’re moving. If you’re tired of walking, park your butt near one and reap the sweet, sweet rewards.
  6. You can pick up Razz Berries (to keep pokemon in balls) at Level 8 and Great Balls at Level 12.
  7. You’re probably not going to be able to predict what your Eevee evolves into. There’s a lot of wild guesses going around the internet. Sorry about that.
  8. If someone is a new trainer and needs some help, help them! You were a new trainer once, it’s nice to have someone walk you through things.
  9. At the same time, do not wander off with a new player asking for help. Don’t wander off looking for Pokemon. Remember that you’re a nerd looking at your screen, and just because you’re training pixellated monstrosities that can move heaven and earth doesn’t mean you’re not susceptible to real-life harm. The buddy system is key! Try to have at least one other trainer watching your back at all times, especially if you’re in a dark or deserted area. Stay safe.
  10. Overall, just remember: we’re all here to have fun and play with vicious pretend monsters. If you can do something to make someone’s experience more fun, do it! Drop that Lure Module in the middle of town. Point out where a rare Pokemon is spawning. Smack-talk with people who want to smack-talk (key word: want to. not everyone does.) Share the love. Be a Pokemensch.

being backstage with best friend!luke before his show and you’d both be bored so he’d pull up a video of spongebob on his laptop and unlock his phone to take a video, his thumb swiping across the screen as you raise your eyebrows at him while he makes a serious face into the camera. you’d jump when you hear “CHOCOLATE!!!!!” blast from his computer, causing luke to burst out laughing as he saves the video then starts a new one. he’d then start imitating the crazy fish from the show, turning his phone to you as you aggressively screamed “CHOCOLATE?!!!!” at the top of your lungs, a high-pitched laugh coming out of luke as your face contorted into a weird shape and you raised your fists at the camera. you weren’t surprised to see the video end up on his twitter with no caption, the fans freaking out as you scrolled through their tweets and laughed at their reactions, your heart beating a little faster in your chest when you kept seeing tweets saying that you two are perfect for each other and that you should start dating luke. 

“i like you”

“i want to be with you”

“you’re different from the other females i’ve met”

“i love you”

“we would make a great couple”

“Being single is boring”

“you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me”


listen here is a cool fun secret. if someone is talking about something outlandish or strange to you and your response is to jump in with something like “why the fuck would you think of this” or “what drugs are you on”, you’re not being funny or witty. you’re being, at best, boring. the person PROBABLY knows that what they’ve said is strange, and you’re not illuminating some new exciting truth. you’re adding something useless to a conversation, and you’re probably also going to make someone feel bad. so like??? if you do not want to join the Fun Weird Party, that’s cool, but also just Shut the Fuck Up if your immediate response is to put on your Fun Police Badge.