Last year, my junior year, we had a horrible physics teacher. She couldn’t control the class for shit and she favored the girls like they could do no wrong. She was a tiny skinny Indian lady that walked with a limp because of a swollen knee. Most of us thought she was crazy because she would randomly start laughing for no reason. She was also very democrat and we, her class were very republican and she, being vegetarian and living in Texas got a lot of crap about never having had a good steak at a Texan barbeque. Anyways, some time early in the school year a student drew a swastika on the board, let’s call him Dylan. The teacher told him that she had those symbols hanging all over her house because they were a sign of peace. I at one point drew a penis on her wall with an expo marker. This was no ordinary penis though: it was squirting out a swastika and had another swastika on the left nut. Under it I whrote the teachers name (let’s call her Mrs. Bott) “Mrs. Bott’s” with an arrow pointing to the penis. She didn’t notice it until a week later. She blamed the boys of course even when they gave her proof that it was me that drew it (i am female so she didn’t blame me). One day, we walked into the classroom to see that Mrs. Bott had covered up the penis with a piece of paper so I drew the same thing on the paper. After long enough, she decided to have it painted over and not very well considering we could still see the drawing of the swastika penis under the paint.
Later in the year one of the students figured out how to hack her sound system and started playing music. We told her that we didn’t hear any music and the whole class went along with it making her think she was going crazy. I’m turn she started laughing for no reason because it was her “coping mechanism”.
Finally, at the very end of the year some kid kicked a hole in the wall about the size of a toaster. We decided to get all of the calculators and hide them in said hole. Mrs. Bott didn’t find them until the last day of school when we told her where they were.
She quit at the end of the year.