being let out of class early

Number One Guy

Prompt: what if the significant other gets a puppy or cat and everyone feels kind of jealous cause they spend so much time with it.

Words: 1071


You were sleeping, and not just any sleeping either, the totally content kind of sleep, where the temperature of the bed was just right, and Bruce’s arm was wrapped around you at just the right kind of tightness. So, when Bruce suddenly sputters awake, on your one day to sleep in, you’re more that a little reluctant to wake up. But, you do so anyway.

          You can’t help but grin at the sight. There’s Bruce, bat glare having fully taken over his face, and the newest addition to your family is sitting on his chest. You move forward, scooping the puppy off of his chest, and cradle the dog in your arms. Bruce is still glaring as you kiss the dog’s fluffy head. “He just wanted to say good morning,” you explain.

          “We agreed to no dogs on the bed,” Bruce stated.

          Your lip juts out, and you place the rather oblivious puppy’s paws in a begging position. “He’s just a baby.”

          “Y/N,” he some what sighs. You just grin, and move the covers to the side. Setting the puppy down on the floor, you grab your robe, and tie it. “Where are you going?” Bruce asks.

          “He needs to go out,” you explain, before walking out of the room, he puppy right on your heels.

          The manor is unusually quiet for a Saturday morning, but that can’t be helped. The boys are all out on missions, and Alfred is away for some sort of class reunion. Titus is waiting for you by the door, and Louis trots right up to him. Slipping on the sandals that now remain by the door, you let Louis out, following closely behind.

          He’s not all that big, yet, but you know he’s going to be huge by the time he’s done growing, if those huge paws are anything to go by.

Despite being a purebred, he has no papers. He was a rescue from a puppy mill, the runt of the litter who needed a lot of time and attention in his early days. He’s a fairly new, but popular breed called a Goldendoodle. He’s cute, fluffy, smart, and barely sheds.

You’ve only had him for about two months, but you’re already completely in love with him. You call him your baby. You stumbled across him at a Wayne charity even for a local animal shelter. Administrators had been giving you a tour, detailing what needed to be done. You’d been more focused on the animals than the tour to be honest. But when you passed the little carrier with a teeny tiny Louis inside, your heart had melted.

They had quickly detailed his medical issues. Most of it would clear up, but he was deaf in one of his ears. That hadn’t mattered to you. You quickly sat through a class on bottle feeding him, and caring for him, and took him home that day.

Bruce had left the day before for a month long mission, and the boys were all gone as well. That left you, Titus, Louis, and Alfred in the manor. Alfred had taken one look at the puppy, shook his head and went to make lunch.

Over the next month you spent most of your days and nights bottle feeding and training the little puppy. Titus, the big lovable boy watches over the puppy somewhat. It reminds you a bit of Dick and Damian to be honest.

When Bruce comes home, he’s greeted to the sight of a destroyed pair of Italian loafers, and two dogs on your bed. He’s not all that happy about the situation, but he sees that it makes you happy, and lets it go.

He draws the line at you bringing him to work, or sleeping in your bed. You pout for a bit, but ultimately agree. As the dogs finish their business, they begin playing. Louis attempts a sneak attack on Titus, but fails.

You take a seat on the patio furniture, happy just to watch you dogs. A little while later the door opens and Bruce, fully dressed, joins you outside. “I thought you were coming back to bed.”

“They started playing, I didn’t want to ruin the fun.”

“Y/N they’re dogs,” Bruce states rather bluntly, and you raise an eyebrow in question. Your husband has been acting more than a bit strange lately. He seems more than a little put out. A theory had been forming in your head for a few days now, but you’ve pushed it aside because the idea of it being true is ridiculous.

Still there’s no harm in asking, “Bruce are you jealous?”

He straightens, and turns his head instead of answering, and you can make out the slightest blush on his cheeks. Smiling, you stand up and go to sit in his lap. His arms wrap tight around you, pulling you in close, and you kiss him.

“Bruce Wayne, I love you, you are the most important thing in my life, but…”

“But?”

“But you’re gone a lot; for the League, for Gotham, for the company. You travel a lot, you and the boys, and most of the time I’m left here alone. And when you’re left in a big empty manor, you tend to get a little lonely. Louis and Titus they help with that.”

“Y/N …”

You smile, “Don’t apologize Bruce. I love that you’re Batman. I love that you help people, and save the world all while running a multi billion-dollar company and managing a home life. I just needed a little something for myself. You know other than work, or managing the computer while you and the boys are on patrol.”

“You’re a big part of our success. You give us a reason to come home, you love us, and provide warmth that was missing before you came here.”

You smile kiss him and simply say, “I know.”

You both laugh, and you suggest, “How about we go on a drive to nowhere?”

Bruce nods, “Best offer I’ve had all day. How does Louis do in the car?”

You raise an eyebrow in question, “Really, you’re going to make nice with my dog?”

Bruce kisses you senseless before explaining, “As long as he doesn’t wake me up anymore and realize that I’m your number one boy, we’ll all be good.”

You smile and say, “No Bruce, he’s my number one boy, and you’re my number one guy.”

BTS x Modern Magic!AU

i haven’t written something for all the boys in a while, so i decided to get back in the groove with this cute lil bangtan au ive been thinking about,,,,,,enjoy~

Namjoon

  • vampire 
  • he’s never actually bitten a person before because he grew up in a family of, to put it politely, “vegetarian” vampires. but even when it comes to drinking animals blood,,,,he feels horrible about it
  • like he’s always on the brink of starving because when he has to go out and hunt for food he like,,,like he catches a rabbit but he lets it go two minutes later because he’s like “i can’t,,,,it’s too cute,,,,,,,”
  • ever heard of a vampire having an ethical dilemma when it comes to feeding on an animal’s blood? no? well meet namjoon,,,,,,,,who all the other vampires said read too much ‘human’ philosophy and got tricked into being so damn humble
  • but you, who once took a philosophy course with namjoon in your class, figure out pretty early on that he’s a vampire
  • mostly due to his clumsiness as in ,,,, he was drinking red stuff out of a bottle that said ‘tomato juice’ but he had been picking at the label and it came off just in time for you to see under it the words ‘pigs blood’ and you were like what now
  • and namjoon begs you to not tell anyone he damn near cries and you’re like i wont ????? obviously you’re not dangerous if you’re here around people and haven’t attacked anyone by the way how long does that bottle of blood last you
  • and he’s like ,,,,,,usually others drink two of these a day but i make one last a week and you’re like what?? why ??
  • and he’s like “i ,,,, feel bad drinking blood,,,,,,,even an animals,,,,,like it died for me. it died for my sins,,,,,,,”
  • and you’re like bro that’s deep but you do know that’s how the food chain works,,,,,and he sighs like yEAH ,,,,,,but i feel so bad,,,,,i need to go mourn the pig that died for this,,,,,
  • and you’re like in shock because what now is he seriously a vampire but also,,,,,,,you’re very intrigued and you’re like it’s kinda endearing how sulky and pouty he gets over literally????? eating his lunch 

Yoongi

  • potion brewer 
  • kind of runs out of a black market for other wizards and witches, but some humans find out about it through like back doors and things like that
  • he specializes in two things: truth potions and love potions. those are the most popular 
  • and other brewers say that it’s immoral to brew potions that tamper with peoples emotions like love potions or potions that force someone into only telling the truth but does yoongi really care? no. you know why? mmmmmmmmmoooonnnneeeyyyyy
  • what does he use in his potions? oh you know the usual rose thorns, goblin fingernails, unicorn horn, some interesting parts of fish, the fangs of a fallen vampire,,,,,,, the usual magical hocus-pocus ingredients that anyone who isn’t acquainted with magic would probably be horrified to touch 
  • yoongi’s brewing pot is passed down from generation to generation, just like how the families familiar is a crow,,,,things like this are just signature to the min wizards
  • and so you know,,,,you have no clue these people even exist until a friend of yours gets mixed up with it and comes running to you for help and you’re like ???? what you bought a love potion from some good looking guy in an alley and now he wants you to pay him an obscene amount of money??
  • and you go with her to meet ‘yoongi’ who explains that if your friend doesn’t pay up he’s got means of blackmail that could ruin her forever and you’re like “ok how much is the debt?” and when he says the number you damn near die,,,,,,,and you’re like “can i exchange anything else???” and yoongi thinks for a moment and he’s like “you can pay off her debt for her.” and you’re like how boy i am B roke and he’s like “easy. you work for me now.”
  • and with that he pulls you over and erases this whole thing from your friends mind in a matter of seconds and you’re like wwwwwhat,,,,,,is,,,,,happening and he’s like 
  • “first order of business, you need to drink this.” and he passes you this like black, bubbling drink and you’re like what ew no and he’s like hey. you belong to me until the debt is paid off
  • and so you drink it, and it surprisingly tastes like licorice and suddenly you notice an inking become visible on your skin and it’s a tattoo of a black crow that goes up you forearm and you’re like ????? rubbing at it with your finger and yoongi just laughs and is like
  • “it’ll stay on till we’re done here, let’s go human” and you’re like holy god what have i gotten myself into  
  • meanwhile yoongi is just like,,,,about you,,, like they’re cute,,, humans are usually not my style but ,,,,,hmm,,,,,,,he’s definitely interested in seeing how you two will get along ^^

Jin

  • clairvoyant 
  • really tired and bored of always being able to see the future and the outcomes of just about anything
  • will occasionally see the lottery numbers for the next day and ‘casually’ buy that card and ‘casually’ drop it beside someone who might look desperate for cash 
  • people have tried to become his friend simply to backstab him and take away his power, but thanks to his power he can see their plan and he’s like lmao yeah no get away from me or ill knock you out with my frying pan
  • “jungkook don’t run that way you’re bump right into namjoon and- oh there they go, namjoon make sure you don’t fall on your side it’s gonna hu- oh he already fell. whoops.”
  • you know jin because you work at a coffee shop he frequents and it’s really interesting because,,,,,,,if he focuses on you he can see that you’ll be quitting this job in the next 4 months to do something else and whenever you’re like “it’s really busy” he’s like “don’t worry, you won’t be here forever”
  • and you think he’s just being a kind, empathetic soul but lmao no he actually knows you won’t be there forever
  • but one day something happens that really startles him you guys are talking while you’re getting his change and you go “i wonder when ill meet the love of my life, valentines day is around the corner and it makes me so sad.”
  • and jin ,,,,, out of curiousity tries to focus on you and see how your love life will play out,,,,,,but he can’t. like at all
  • and he panics because is he losing his power???? but no if he focuses on your co-worker he can see that she’ll meet her husband in about 2 years on a trip abroad but you???? nothing
  • and when he gets home he calls up his mother, who has the same power and he’s like what does this mean??
  • and his mom is just like jin (: you know how clairvoyants can’t see their own futures? and he’s like yes,,,,,,
  • and his mom is like (: that (: means (: that (: person (: is (: part of your future honey~~~~~~!!!!!
  • and jin is like ,,,,, oh my god ,,,,,,,, 
  • and the next morning when he comes in he looks up at you while ordering and wow holy moley where you always this attractive,,,,,,

Hoseok

  • necromancer 
  • “guys i know you’re all dead, but you’re all my friends anyway. and no none of you can possess my body, you guys know that’s against the rules.”
  • started ‘accidentally’ summoning the spirits of the dead at a young age because apparently drawing a circle on the floor in chalk and then just sitting in it ,,,,added in ofc with hoseok’s magical aura was enough to pull all the ghosts that haunted the entire block into his room
  • and hoseok can conjure up the dead just about anywhere he goes and most of the time he doesn’t speak with their physical forms, but their energies still stuck on earth
  • and it’s a really cool ritual to get an actual physical body to come back to “life” but it involves too much blood and too much chanting for hoseok to ever try
  • and you are a strong believer in how ghosts are made up and fake and hoseok always chuckles under his breath when you’re like “the dead stay dead” and you wanna know why
  • so you keep pestering him and hoseok is like even if i told you you wouldn’t believe me
  • and you’re like try me !!! and he’s like “ok. i can call out dead people’s spirits and talk with them” and you’re like
  • well you’re like LOL you’re write i don’t believe you and hoseok huffs because fine let him prove it
  • and he’s like “you know how your family cat died when you were younger?? his name was mr. oreo right?” and you stop laughing because,,,,,how does he know that
  • and hoseok is like “when i call out a spirit i can do it by trying to call out spirits that follow alive humans. mr. oreo is following you right now. he keeps thinking you’ll get home and give him belly rubs.”
  • and you’re frozen because,,,,,holy hell how does he know that,,,,,,,
  • and hoseok is like “believe me now?”
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THATS SO COOL HOSEOK YOU’RE MAGICAL
  • and he’s like,,,,w,,,what??? because he DID NOT expect this reaction but at the same time he starts grinning and jumping up and down like “yeah!!!!! im magical!!!!!!” and you’re like omg grabbing his hand and you’re like we need to go to a cemetery or something we have to go talk to spirits!!!!!
  • and hoseok is like yeah we do- wAIT what cemetery heck no they’re creepy
  • and you’re like ?????? how can you find them creepy you literally bring back the dead
  • and he’s like nope. no. let’s just go over to my place and watch a ghost flick instead,,,,,,,,,,,and maybe ill try to summon the spirit of this old lady who lived above me before and you’re like cool sounds like a date
  • hoseok internally: screaming because you called this a date dghkbljfs

Jimin

  • healer 
  • every part of him feels like it could heal any wound, from his smile to his soft hands to his sweet voice. but in reality it has to do mostly with his breathing and with concentration of his energy into the wound it’s actually a super tiring process and jimin usually passes out after healing just one person
  • but you know,,,,,,he’s still a glowing angel literally
  • it actually all matters on what type of illness the person has. for instance he can cure rashes with the touch of his finger, things like colds he has to focus only a bit of energy, but big bleeding wounds he has to hold his hands over the gashes or scratches and focus his energy into reviving the skin and tissue
  • and it’s really cool to watch because he emits this ring of golden when he’s completely focused and it looks really pretty,,,,,,,,aside from the fact that it’s literally like physically draining jimin of his own energy
  • you’re his assistant,,,,,since he faints after healing and needs his sweat dabbed from his forehead and things like that
  • you guess you’re a nurse,,,,,but jimin is much more magical than any doctor and he usually only heals other magical beings because if modern scientists found out about his abilities he’d probably just be taken in for experiments
  • and some of those beings are far from human looking, like jimin can also heal dragons and mermaids and even rejuvenate certain magical plants. 
  • you yourself don’t have the ability to heal like jimin, but jimin trusts you since you’ve been childhood friends and sometimes after a hard days work
  • he’ll go “you know,,,,,,out of everything my power can do it can’t work on me,,,,,,” and you’re like what do you mean you can heal your scratches just like everyone else’s
  • and jimin embarrassing smiles to himself and he’s like “yes,,,,but i can’t heal my own heart from my feelings,,,,,” and he like looks over at you from behind his eyelashes and you’re tilting your head a bit in confusion and he just chuckles
  • and you’re like ???? and he’s like “it’s ok though,,,,,,i have you to heal those feelings,,,,,,,,” he whispers this part so you don’t really make it out but,,,,,,,,lmao even in a magical!au,,,,jimin is quite the romantic 

Taehyung

  • animal whisperer
  • from horses to dogs to ants to snakes to birds to fish
  • he can understand and talk to them all,,,,,,and you’d be surprised how gossipy animals really are 
  • most other magical powers are inherited through family genetics and/or constant study of witchcraft but taehyung’s talent is singular to him because most people can only speak to one kind of animal,,,,,taehyung obviously can talk to them all
  • and people rumor that it’s because he was raised by wolves or something dumb like that. but it has more to do with the fact that taehyung just loves spending time with animals and so,,,,,,,he just picked up on as much as he could
  • and his favorite thing to do is to talk with domesticated pets. a lot of the times the stories are sad and dark, but sometimes the pets just spill embarrassing secrets and stories about their owners that make taehyung roll over in laughter
  • and that’s exactly what happens with you. as you’re walking your dog taehyung comes strolling by and asks if he can pet it and ofc you’re like sure!!!! and when he leans down
  • the dog is like “did you know every morning my owner turns on the same song,,,,,,,fire? i think is the name and they just dance around to it singing into a bursh like it’s a mic. isn’t that hilarious”
  • and taehyung can’t hold back his laughter and you’re like ???? and looking up at you taehyung gives you a once over and he’s like “i didn’t expect you to be the silly type.”
  • and you’re like ?????
  • and taehyung is like “i like that in someone, business on the outside but actually kind of goofy. im taehyung by the way, i also sing into a brush like a mic.”
  • and he sticks out his hand and you’re like wait what how does he KNOW,,,,,,,,but also,,,,,,,,,,,goofy??
  • and taehyung is like “your dog here told me kindly about your dorky side, it’s cute though.”
  • and ofc you think he’s joking but tbh he’s handsome and sweet so you’re like “do you have a pet? i want it to tell me something funny about you too so we’re even hehe”
  • and taehyung grins and looks down at your pup and while you’re distracted taehyung is like “hey , do you think i have a chance?”
  • and the dog is like “with my owner? no way. they’re too cute for.” and taehyung is like hEY did i just get insulted by a dog
  • (but dw taehyung,,,,,,obviously you wouldn’t say no to a cute date with him????? right~~)

Jungkook

  • werewolf 
  • incredibly playful in and out of wolf form, loves pulling pranks and challenging older wolfs in the pack to play fights
  • which is not surprising because when he shifts back into human form, his arms and legs are all bruised up from those play fights but jungkook thinks they make him look really cool and strong
  • everyone swoons over his athletic body and they’re like WOW he must swim or play volleyball to have such strong upper arms and legs
  • lmao no it’s that when he’s in wolf form he spends like 85% of the time running around like crazy,,,,,,,like a literal puppy
  • his wolf form is really pretty,,,,his coat is a light brown but the fur around his ears and paws gets snowy white
  • and his eyes get sparks of blue between the browns of his pupils
  • the only problem is he’s reckless and so sometimes he’ll get too excited and parts of him will shift without him knowing
  • which is how you find out he’s a werewolf because you’re over at his place beating him at video games and jungkook gets way to riled up and stands up and you look over and you’re like wait
  • why does he have a tail????? and ,,,,,,, are those,,,,,,,,,,ears on the top of his head?????
  • and once you’re like uh jungkook i think you’re mutating,,,,,,jungkook is like oH DAmmit the pack is gonna kill me
  • and you’re like the pack,,,,,,,???? and jungkook is like “well im halfway there might as well show you the whole thing” and before you know it he’s shaking his upper body and suddenly,,,,,,,,in the living room of your friend jungkook’s house is a big,,,,,,,,,,wolf
  • and you’re like WHAT IN GODS NAME but then the wolf like nudges the controller with his nose and points to the screen of the paused game with it’s paw and you look at it the character on the screen is named jungkook
  • and you look back at the wolf and you’re like,,,,,,,y,,,,,,,you’re,,,,,,,jungkook?!??!??!
  • and in a moment the wolf begins to shake it’s head and jungkook comes back to his human form and you’re like WOAH and he’s like “it’s cool isn’t it????”
  • and you’re like “y-yeah but also,,,,,,,,,” and your eyes are closed now and you’re like “you’re naked. please put on some clothes dog boy”
  • and jungkook is like DOG BOY
  • but also he runs out of there because right shifting,,,,,leaves one exposed
  • but when he comes back you’re like,,,,,,much more comfortable with the fact that your friends a werewolf and you’re like 
  • “hey,,,,,,,can people hypothetically ride,,,,,,wolves like on their backs??”
  • and jungkook snorts like iM never letting you on my back
  • (but he actually ends up letting you get on his back in his wolf form because jungkook likes you and will never admit it but he wants to show off by running through the woods with you on his back and the face you make when you end up seeing how fast he is makes jungkook’s ego like x100000 times bigger and it’s cute ,,,,,,,,,,,, werewolf boy in love) (get the pun?)
potions partners (draco x reader)

in which draco is a little shit and both of you are a wee bit oblivious to emotions

Word Count: 5,098

Request: “Could you do an imagine where Draco’s crushing on a Gryffindor and does everything he can to be partnered with her and stuff to show his affection?” // @dolphindewott

Warnings: cussing and sexually explicit language

A/N: i actually went so overboard with this, im sorry to anyone who reads this super extra 5k word thing

Originally posted by owlswithfins

Your name: submit

Your surname: submit What is this?

You’d only given in because you were, unfortunately, alone.

Potions class with Slytherin was the one part of the week you always dreaded. It was one thing to be stuck in a room for an hour with a bunch of Slytherins, but a whole other thing to be stuck in a room for an hour with a bunch of Slytherins and an odd number of fifth year Gryffindors. As a result, you were forced to partner with a random Slytherin in almost every lesson.

And today, it was Draco fucking Malfoy.

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anonymous asked:

You don't think Alistair and Cullen would be friends? I don't mean to stir up any drama that may come up with this. (You never know with the fandom) I was just curious about why you think that. I've just never really thought about if they would or not.

Funnily enough, I wrote a post about this very subject ages ago that I never posted because of the fandom and i didn’t want to deal with drama.

However, I’ve come to the realisation I don’t care about drama, everyone is entitled to their opinion, so here is that post in its entirety detailing why I don’t think Cullen and Alistair would be friends. At all.


unpopular opinion time but i hate the head canon that alistair and cullen knew each other during templar training and were best fwends

like, i can be on board with the idea they were trained around the same time and at the same place. but i can’t imagine them being even remotely friendly towards each other, or sharing a room willingly - let alone experimenting sexually (because that’s a popular thing now with the utterly stupid cullistair pairing. but that’s a whoooole other rant for another day).

i mean, cullen clearly WANTS to be a templar and he takes the position very seriously. he showed promise and was given an opportunity he probably would not have been given if we’re to assume anything from his upbringing and status - ie. that he doesn’t have a status and he had a very simple upbringing. he takes the recruitment and learning seriously. he takes his duty seriously. he is immensely dedicated to this, and wants to devote all he can to it as he is learning. its the kind of person he is. he wants to be the best templar he can be and not waste the chance that has been given to him.

conversely, alistair did not want to be a templar. he is andrastian, yes, but he’s no where near as devout as cullen is. he was shipped off to templar training because isolde didn’t like the rumors circulating that he was eamon’s bastard. he wasn’t given a choice. he didn’t work for it. he didn’t want it. i think he pretty much felt like he was a nuisance and was being shoved out of the way. out of sight out of mind. he was angry. he even says himself, he would mess around and get in trouble. scream just to make noise because it was so quiet.

now, these two are so, so, SO conflicting in personality and drive, to imagine them as friendly acquaintances let alone “best fwends” is like trying to combine oil and water.

cullen, serious, studious, dedicated. i imagine he would have been front of the class, focused, perhaps even too focused, always at prayers when he needed to be. early to lessons. staying behind to ask extra questions. even taking time out to help other recruits. not necessarily the best student, but he would try his hardest to do his best.

and then there’s alistair. who sees templar training more as a prison sentence than a blessing. alistair, who screamed for no reason. alistair who probably fell asleep in class, shirked his responsibilities and was likely in trouble more than he was out of it.

they are POLAR OPPOSITES.

cullen would HATE alistair’s flippant and disruptive attitude to this chance they’ve been given. he would hate how alistair didn’t care, how he disrupted classes, how he never took prayer or learning seriously. and alistair would hate cullen for how seriously he took everything. his dedication, he determination, his inability to take a joke. the fact he was probably, while not always the best student, likely a favorite of the sisters and teachers and trainers. not because alistair was jealous, but probably because he saw cullen as a brown-noser.

I do not think they were friends. If they were, then maybe cullen would have mentioned or noticed alistair when you find him during the broken circle quest. but he doesn’t. he doesn’t speak to anyone except the warden. alistair doesn’t speak to cullen, either. he speaks over him to the warden, not to him. not even when the quest is over and the circle is in some semblance of order, wwhat ever you path you take for the resolution of the quest, they don’t talk to each other. they don’t regard each other. there is no interaction. in inquisition, if alistair is warden and comes to skyhold; don’t you think he or cullen, or both, would ask after each other if they were friends? make references to each other? but they don’t. neither of them mention each other. not even a “i saw cullen/alistair here. always wondered what happened to him after templar training/after i became a warden.”
if they were friends, it would make sense if they asked after each other, surely.

idk. it’s such a weird concept to me, that people think they would be friends, even as adults, their personalities are massively conflicting. but in every thing i see or read where they both feature, they’re always BESTEST BEST BUDS.
and i don’t know if we played the same games with the same characters. because… because just no. like, yeah, cullen has a sense of humor. but it’s not the same as alistair’s and while maybe some of alistair’s jokes might have earned a snigger from cullen when they were in training together, that’s not enough to go “OMG. BESTEST FWENDS”

i get headcanons and stuff, and that’s fine. whatever. headcanon away. but i just get sick of seeing it everywhere. it’s become such a popular headcanon that you can’t get away from it. :|


So, there you have it. Not the most cohesive rant, but meh. 

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Adore - Stiles Stilinski

Summary ;; growing up shy, you feel v reluctant to show too much pda with your boyfriend, but stiles, other than the fact that he loves to show off that you’re his girl, just can’t help himself when it comes to you.

Warnings ;; nothing but pure pure fluff my friends

Words ;; 802 (short but sweet, y'know?)

Published ;; 2nd march, ‘17

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Stay safe + ily 🐥


“Hey,” The sound of your boyfriend’s cheery voice echoing down the hallway infiltrated your ears and you turned towards him from where you were leant against a row of lockers, a smile on your smooth lips when you noticed his elated grin and shining eyes.

“Good morning,” You mumbled happily with the same sweet smile as he joined you and the rest of the pack, his arm wounding around your waist and gently tugging your body closer to his. “Oh!” You let out a quiet, surprised gasp when his lips connected with yours in a soft kiss, his hands coming up and resting delicately on either side of your face in an attempt to deepen it.

You pulled back slightly after a while, your cheeks burning a deep red and a bashful smile on your lips. Looking around with a shy chuckle, you saw how the others were in their own conversations and paying no attention to the two of you and so the flush on your face faded slowly. When you turned back to Stiles, his bright eyes were searching yours as he held you closely against himself, his hand slowly running up and down your back in a comforting gesture as his lips subconsciously pulling up into a loving smile after he saw your (y/e/c) eyes connect with his light brown orbs.

“You guys are so cute,” Lydia squealed, her teeth gently biting down on her bottom lip to suppress her giggles towards her two best friends. The others mumbled their agreements in tiresome voices, the early morning being too much for the busy teenagers. You and Stiles both turned towards the group; your face flushing once again at the attention on your relationship. 

“It’s sickening,” Liam commented from next to you with a grin, his tone making obvious to the fact that he was only joking. You feigned anger as you lightly shoved his shoulder, an amused chuckle escaping right after. The bell ringing throughout the halls then interrupted the laughter and indicated the first class was about to begin before you let out an overly-dramatic sigh when everyone muttered their goodbyes and dragged themselves to their lesson. 

“Ready to go to class, beautiful?” You felt Stiles’ arm wound around your waist and delicately pull you away from the lockers, the scarlet blush that your cheeks had accumulated multiple times in the past ten minutes then returned once again at the nickname as you nodded your head slightly, trying to use your staggering hair to hide the blazing red that your boyfriend of a year could still bring out.

But, Stiles seemed to notice instantly as he chuckled, his fingers lightly digging into your side teasingly as you let out an unintentional squeal of laughter and jerked further into his side, your hand darting to his fingers to halt his actions. 

“Stiles!” You whined childishly as he continued to laugh, his eyes sparkling and his arms pulling you snug against his chest once you reached outside of your classroom. You buried your face in the crook of his neck and giggled when you felt his chest rumbling with laughter. “I hate you,” You murmured with a fake huff and a pout of your lips.

“Well, I love you, so…” He trailed off, his voice was quiet and matching the quiet of the empty hallway as fingers gently ran through the strands of your soft, (y/h/c) hair. 

“Hmm, I guess I love you too,” You teased lightly, a grin gracing your lips as you pulled away from his affectionate embrace slowly and looked up at his warm, hazel eyes. 

“Good,” He mumbled happily as he pressed his lips together with yours in one last, quick but soft kiss until later on in the day. You pulled away hesitantly, the usual idea of skipping class to be with Stiles filtering into your mind but you pushed it away, deciding to be good for once. Quite often you’d find yourself in this situation and then, you’d find yourself straddling his lap in the back seat of his beloved jeep.

“See you later,” Your words were whispers as you stepped away from the boy whom you loved, your teeth encasing your bottom lip in an attempt to suppress the immense, happy smile from breaking through too much before entering the room full of students chatting quietly and readying themselves for the mundane day to begin.

Request

Disaster Finds You So Easily

pairing: Ivar x OFC

fandom: vikings

warning: AU

A/N: So historically speaking, it is not quite clear where Ivar got his name ‘boneless’ from. There are a few different theories about it, ranging from diseases to false translation.

So, this time I chose to take another one of those, so that’s why Ivar can walk in this story.

@nekodemon73 @kumpmk


“What’s going on?”
When I came to the university this morning the front gates where crawling with people. I didn’t know what the hell was going on so when I saw my friend standing among the crowd I quickly headed over to her.
“Didn’t you hear? They say he’s some sort of a prince and he’s going to go to our uni! Can you believe that?”
“Oh come on…” I roll my eyes and sigh at her, “That’s got to be a bad joke. Why does everyone believe these rumours so easily.”
“Why can’t you believe something for once without questioning it?” She retorts but her eyes are already fixed at the spectacle in front of her again.
“Because it’s stupid to believe everything without questioning it…” I mumble as I let my hands run through my hair. “I’ll have a class soon, see you later."  


I take my usual spot at the back of the class, being at least 15 minutes too early and get out my phone. First few hours were in the laboratory, meaning a small group with few people around. Just the way I like it because huge crowds were never really my thing.
The room slowly fills with people, the same familiar faces everyday. When the teacher walks in he is accompanied by someone I don’t know yet. Though I did catch a glimpse of him earlier. The so called prince.
The whole room immediately gets louder, whispers starting as he stands in front of the class while the teacher introduces him as our new classmate.
Just my luck, of course I got to have the attention drawing one in my class. One of the few quiet places around campus.


"The name’s Ivar.”
He tells everyone with a sweet smile that looks all but honest.
He was handsome yes, with his gemstone like blue eyes and the curly black hair. I could see why everyone was making a fuss but there was something else about him that wasn’t so easy to pinpoint just yet. A glimmer of something darker lying beyond all this beauty and fake smiles.
He catches me staring and when our eyes meet he gives me that look, like he knows exactly what I was thinking just now. I shiver slightly and quickly look away. My imagination clearly got the better of me.


Or not. Because after introducing himself he walks straight to the end of the room, taking the seat next to me even though there are enough empty seats all over.
“What’s your name?”
“Arna.” I say, turning my head back to the front and pretending to listen to the professor.  
He’d have none if it and kept staring at me from the side, “You don’t like me, huh?”
“What makes you think that?” I try to keep the sarcasm out of my voice as best as I can but I’m pretty sure he still recognized it as what it was.  
He chuckles next to me and when I look over again there’s nothing left of the false friendliness he showed me just seconds ago.
“I was just waiting for someone like you…” He twirls his pen between his fingers while his eyes bore into mine, “…we’ll have so much fun. I bet I won’t get bored at all with you around to play.”
Somehow I highly doubted that I would be the one on the receiving end of said fun. He was in my class for what? 10 minutes? And I already managed to make me his target. Great job, really.

had an anon request more sick Jughead (because we love to make him suffer) and @define-lying specified with a prompt. So here I am, back at it with the sick Jughead. 


“I’ll figure it out, Dad. I always do.”

 

 

Jughead sighed, pulling his small blanket tighter around his body as the memories of the drive-in spun around his mind like a broken record. Figuring it out meant wandering the streets late at night—desperate for an answer, or a house for that matter, to manifest in front of him. The nights were growing longer and colder in Riverdale, and while searching for a new place to live, Jughead put all of his mental focus on plotting his novel in order to distract himself from the biting cold seeping into his bones.  

He wound up standing in front of he and Archie’s childhood tree house when he was contemplating on whether or not to include the drama between Archie and Ms. Grundy. It was less than ideal, but it was better than nothing, so he braved the rickety ladder and made his way up. For a brief moment, he wasn’t sure that the tree house would hold after the whole thing shook when he dropped his massive backpack down onto the wooden floor, but he froze and held his breath, and after a few moments, the house stilled.

After unpacking some of his belongings, Jughead tucked himself into a corner- knees drawn to his chest and beanie pulled down as far as it would go. The bitter wind sneaked in through the cracks, and it didn’t take long until Jughead was shivering. He already had quite a bit of layers on and didn’t want to risk getting the clothes he would need to wear to school dirty, so he tried to make do with what he had on combined with his small blanket.

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fallen silk // TAEHYUNG [PT2]

summary - Enrolling at one of the most renowned fashion schools was what you have been working towards ever since you first had a needle and thread in hand. You made sure that nothing would come between you and your goal, but you didn’t expect an effortlessly handsome boy to completely overrule your priorities.
word count - 2.7k

genre - fashiondesigner!au, fluff, angst + smut in later parts
pairing - Taehyung x OC/Reader
warnings - none

A/N - just a little note that i changed the gif for this fic~

Originally posted by mvssmedia

PART 1 // PART 2

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New Boy // Yoon Sanha  {HighSchool AU!}

Originally posted by angstro

Pairing: Sanha x Reader

Genre: Fluff, AU, One-shot

Summary//Request: Sanha just transferred to your school and you take him under your wing. As both of your feelings grow for each other, he finally confesses in the sweetest way~

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everythingincorporated  asked:

hcs for Link and Zelda living together? Not like, domestic family living, more like a college dorm or something?

asjfhafd i let out a good “HA” when i read this i can already imagine all the f u n times :^) i’m gonna go ahead and say they’re both in college n studying n stuff

- zelda, historian major, wakes up bright and early, ready to tackle those 8AM classes. but LINK, still changing majors every other day, learned to take noon and evening classes so he can sleep in

- zelda also gets at link often for his side of the dorm being messy. “YOUR BOXERS IN THE CORNER THERE ARE NEGLECTED TO THE POINT IT STANDS UPRIGHT ON ITS OWN!”

- naggy mom zelda makes link feel at home and he puts up with it because he knows she cares

- but he doesn’t care so those boxers will learn to walk soon enough

- link wants a dog

- zelda says no

- link sneaks in a dog anyways and zelda falls in love with the new puppy

- link cooks because zelda botches the food (plus he wants her to excel so he wont let her bother with the cooking so she can study)

- u would think that link would be the one to protect zelda from unkind people and dirtbags, but she’s proven that she can stand up for herself. but she will go to link if she feels afraid walking around at night, and he’ll never turn her down no matter if he’s asleep or not

- bffs throughout tho!! at the end of the day after all the nagging and stressing over deadlines, they always go to sleep loving and caring for each other only to do it all again the next day

-mod makar

I am what I feel

So I don’t know now how to feel about this, this is the last chapter and I’m not sure if it’s even good enough to be the last chapter or if I managed to give this story the ending it deserves I just know that this is the longest fic I’ve ever written and I’ve worked so hard on this and that so many of you have loved this as much as I do and you guys have no idea what this means to me. I will stop with this before I get too emo, stay tuned for the epilogue next week or maybe this weekend. And well thank you really. 

Chapter 15  (Find the other chapters here)

Does this mean we are out of opportunities,my love?  

Luna sighs as she sits next to her, sadness lingering on it and making Nina look up to her instantly.

“What happened?” She asks to her friend and Luna looks down, biting her lip.

“I’m leaving.” She says and adds nothing more, making Nina frown.

“Leaving?” She asks confused and Luna sends her a meaningful look.

“Leaving, leaving Nina.” Luna mumbles and her voice breaks in Nina’s name.

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Adore - Sam Winchester x Reader (Alpha/Omega & Teacher/Student) - Part 1

Title: Adore

Pairing: Sam Winchester x Reader

Word count: 2,136

Warnings: Age gap, Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, Teacher/Student Relationship (Reader is over 18 though)

Summary: Sam is finally happy to meet his Omega after so much time of searching. But things never were easy for the Winchesters. So as it is expected being with her is not easy. Especially when she is his student and he her teacher.

A/N: This is a sort of crossover with My Beautiful Omega. A few things are different, though, and I used my OC (Angel) as Dean’s mate that in My Beautiful Omega was the Reader. Reader in this is Sam’s mate (obviously). Also I have kinda changed the ages of Dean, made him a little bit younger than he is, so that Sam would be a little bit younger as well. There is no specific description of Angel so imagine her as you wish, even as some of your friends.

(Also, sorry if ‘Safe - Part 5′ is not up today but I was kinda tired to check it for errors and I had this ready for a long while)

Enjoy~!xx

“And then I like had to go in there and pretend like I was alright with a bunch of teenagers around me cause-” Dean stopped rambling as soon as he noticed his brother’s lack of attention.

“Wow dude! Thank you!” he added sarcastically and Sam looked up from his hands at him.

“What?” he frowned “I-I’m sorry Dean, I wasn’t really paying attention”

“Yeah, well thanks for nothing. I figured it out, you know. But come on, man. I’ve been gone for what? Seven? Eight months? Certainly long. And all I get from my little bro is the cold shoulder? You’ve barely said anything for the past hours and I doubt you’ve heard even a single thing I’ve said” Dean said and Sam smiled apologetically.

It was true after all. Dean had been gone for about eight months, visiting along with Angel (his mate and soon-to-be wife) her parents in Mystic Falls because her father was having some health problems and none of them wanted to be away from them during such hard moments. It was true that Dean loved them like his own parents, same went for Angel, so he had hardly waited for the permission from the college he now worked at as a teacher to go and visit them. Thing was that while there, though, he had not kept much contact with Sam and so he had lots of things to tell him, now. Mostly because they had stayed there for longer than needed, even after Kieran was perfectly fine.

“I know, Dean. And I’m really sorry. It’s just- some things have happened these months and-” he let out a sigh “-I’m just having a kind of hard time taking it all in” he looked down at his hands with a deep frown.

“Whow” Dean breathed out looking at his brother with an equally deep frown “Well talk to us, man. What’s going on?” he said and took the beer from Angel’s hand.

“Is- is everything alright? Do you need our help?” she asked with a small frown on her face, handing him his own beer.

“No, no it’s ok. I’ll manage. But let’s not talk about that. You tell me. Did you have a good time in Mystic Falls? How are your parents Angel? How’s Kieran going with his health? Dean told me he wasn’t doing well for some time” Sam said with a forced smile, trying to change the subject.

“You know he is alright, Sam. You don’t have to worry about him. Now tell us, what’s bothering you” she spoke with a calm voice, the smile ever present on her face.

“It’s nothing, really. I just- overthink things sometimes. And it’s not something bad either. On the contrary I’d say.” he said with a small shrug and smile.

“Yeah but you aren’t exactly saying what’s actually going on, either. Come on dude, spit it” Dean said with a chuckle when he saw the smile on Sam’s face widen. His eyes were on the bottle in his hand but anyone could realize that his mind was on something - or maybe someone- else.

“What? No, let me guess. You finally got laid? No, wait. There are no women crazy enough in this world to want to sleep with you.” he muttered the last part mostly to himself, earning a slap on the shoulder from the Omega sitting next to him “Wait, I got it. You- you tried women underwear and liked it but still feel guilty about it, right? Right? Yeah? I got it? I got it!” Dean said with a grin and both Angel and Sam rolled their eyes at the older Alpha in the room.

“You’re unbelievable” she muttered.

“No, Dean. No I didn’t” Sam said with a bitch-face.

“Oh come on. No need to deny it. No need to feel guilty about it, either. You know I-” Dean started speaking only to be cut off by Angel.

You? What about you? Oh please don’t tell me that you have tried that” she looked at her mate with a look of disbelief.

“Well there was once one girl and she- uh- she- You know we can talk about this later, ok? When we’re alone. Now I need to know what’s got his pants into a twist” he said and turned to look at Sam who had a look on his face of utter disgust.

“You know I didn’t need that peace of information, right? I’m going to be having nightmares for a good few weeks” he said with a fake shudder and it was Dean’s time to roll his eyes.

“Well are you going to tell us what’s going on or what?” Dean asked, taking a sip of his beer.

“Well, I uh…” Sam started but trailed off not really knowing how to start talking about this.

He looked at his beer and, without really wanting to, images of what had happened just a couple months ago started flashing through his mind.

-Flashback-

It was the beginning of the school year once again and no matter how many years passed Sam knew that he was never going to get used to it.

All these new faces walking through the school in masses scared him. There were moments that he found himself completely lost in the school he had been a teacher at for so many years. It surprised him in the beginning but he knew that that’s how it was going to be every time. All the more new students walked through the doors and Sam found himself at a loss when he realized that he would have to teach to at least most of them.

He ran a hand through his long brown hair and let out a sigh. A frustrated one at that. He was trying to make his way through the students but found it really hard, especially because he was going in the complete opposite direction as them.

He felt a sigh of relief escape his lips when the bell was heard and immediately everybody made their way to their classes. He was lucky enough to not have a lesson during the first period, most times he didn’t, but Sam was an early bird. He liked to be earlier than needed in his work and today, being the first day and all, he had come extra early.

He let out a sigh and soothed down his suit jacket, shaking his head as he took in the sight of a hallway that just a few seconds ago was full of students and now… completely empty.

Sort of.

He suddenly turned and walked around a corner, not really paying attention and therefore colliding with a body smaller than his which of course fell butt-first on the floor.

“Shit” a low feminine voice was heard and pushing his hair out of the way, Sam bend down to help the student - as it seemed - gather the scattered books and papers.

“I’m sorry” Sam was the first to apologize.

“No no. I’m sorry. I was running with what seemed like miles per hour trying not to be late on my first day but obviously failing miserably.” the girl said in a hurry, trying to gather her papers.

“It’s ok, I used to get lost here the first days too” Sam said with a chuckle, trying to help.

“No wonder. This place is freaking huge” she said and Sam let out another chuckle.

He didn’t say anything more, just continued gathering the papers trying to put them in the correct order or at least the way he thought they were before they fell on the floor.

The girl-

You were doing the same with the books and soon you had gathered all of them. You both reached for a last one and your hands touched.

Of course you thought sarcastically.

The most cliche thing that could have happened, did happen. And you had a hard time not rolling your eyes. And you would have if it wasn’t for the shot of electricity you felt run through you. Maybe those sappy books you read at nights were right after all.

Your eyes immediately snapped to the stranger’s direction and obviously his did the same. A blush formed on your cheeks and you scolded yourself for even so daring to, because you were actually pretty close with him. Your faces were just a few inches and you could literally feel his hot breath on your face, a slight smell of mint was there as well but what really got your attention was this man’s scent. It was nothing like you’d ever smelt before which made you wonder if it was his natural scent or not. But one thing was for sure. It was driving you insane and the mere thought of it made your cheeks burn even more red.

It was crazy just how much this man’s scent was attracting you to him and even more so when you got to think of the way it, and of course he, had you feeling right now.

It was impossible, though, not to feel your heart skip a beat at the sight of those big hazel eyes that resembled that of a puppy. You were sure that in the near future they were going to be your weakest spot. He had a dimple that you could clearly see forming as his smile widened and you could not deny what a breathtaking smile it actually was. His long hair was what actually caught your interest and you had to keep yourself from reached out and running your finger through them.

You cleared your throat and averted your eyes from him when you realized you had been staring at him for a good while - not that he seemed to mind. He was lost in you as well, his staring not so subtle. But you pulled away from him, anyway.

You took the books and papers from his hands and quickly got up “I uh- I should be going or else I’m going to be really late for class” you mumbled, not daring to look up at him.

“Wait” it was soft but caught your attention anyway - that and his hand that took hold of your arm. The shot of electricity - that’s how you could only describe it - along with the tingling sensation in your hand where he had previously touched you and those puppy-like eyes looking at you, honestly made your knees go weak.

“I didn’t really get your name” he said with a half smile.

“Oh it’s- I’m- My name is (Y/n). (Y/f/n) (Y/l/n).” you managed to stutter out.

He smiled even more and extended his hand towards yours “Nice to meet you (Y/n). I’m Sam Winchester… Your History teacher” he said and the smile slightly fell from your face.

Of course you thought bitterly.

Of course he had to be a teacher here. And of course you’d go and develop a crush on him.

Great. Bloody great.

-End of Flashback-

“Well?” Dean asked him, looking at his brother with an expecting look.

“I-” Sam swallowed the lump in his throat but before he could say anything else, Angel cut him off.

“You met your mate” she breathed out, a smile forming on her lips.

“What?” Dean glanced at her then back at Sam “Sam?”

Sam opened his mouth to speak but closed it again.

“Yes, yes you met her. That’s it, right? You met your mate. Your Omega. That’s- that’s the face Dean has every time he talks or thinks about me, and that’s the face my father has when it comes to my mother-” she said with a smile “Sam?” she breathed out and he finally dared to look up at them.
He didn’t bother holding himself from smiling anymore “Yeah” he breathed out with a laugh “Yeah, we literally bumped into each other” he chuckled.

“Wow well that’s great news man! ‘Bout time! Tell us about her? Were did you meet? How does she look? How is she like? Does she seem to like you? Have you asked her out yet?” Dean started blurting out question making Angel roll her eyes, the smile still on her face.

“Dean, baby. Relax. Sam will tell us everything he wants to, right Sam?” she put a hand on top of Dean’s and then turned to look at Sam.

“Yeah, well… I uh-” Sam didn’t say more, just scratched the back of his neck nervously.

“Well? Come on. Start with the basics” Dean said with a small frown, especially when he saw his own brother’s frown.

“Her name is (Y/n) and I uh- I bumped into her during the first day of school” Sam said as simply as he could.

“Well, ok. That’s good. You work together, I think there are plenty of opportunities to ask her out, right?” you asked him.

“Yeah, no. You see-” he hesitated for a while but after taking in a deep breath he spoke up.

“-She doesn’t work there as a teacher. She actually is not a teacher at all. She- she’s a student in one of my classes.” he finished and was only met with silence.

“Oh no” Dean breathed out after a quite long while.

Oh no indeed.

isaac the slut

Originally posted by emmawathson

Summary: It wasn’t until about four months after Isaac had returned, when he and the beta were taking showers in the practically-empty locker room at the gym, that Scott realized something very, very important about Isaac that he’d miraculously ignored: Isaac was a huge slut. 

Pairings: Scott x Isaac, Kira x Isaac, Stiles x Isaac, Derek x Isaac, Boyd x Erica x Isaac, Mar (omg that’s me tho) x Isaac

Warnings: slut!isaac, sub!isaac, boyfriend!isaac, yoga pants!isaac 

A/N: My lovely friend Addison and I were talking about Isaac Lahey one night. Later, she decided to turn our thoughts into a fic–one that includes me in it. She is amazing and I am not worthy. (She even included my princess kink.)

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Requested by therealcap​: AU: Professor!Sam x reader where Professor Sam finds out that his student has a sexy wild side.

Word Count: 2223

Warning: Smut, college professor!kink

A/N: This one begins from Sam’s POV, then switches to the reader’s. I felt like we needed to be inside Sam’s head for a while to get the full effect. This one was so much fun! I love AUs!  I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it, love! XOXO


Sam Winchester was one of the youngest professors at the university. He had a rough start to the semester, realizing that all of his more experienced colleagues were ready to critique him at every turn. All he wanted was a foot in the door while he finished earning his doctorate degree, and when the position was offered to him, he had eagerly taken it. It wasn’t until his first week that he had realized the criticism and judgment that would come with it.

However, he had survived the semester unscathed, and thought it had gone surprisingly well. His superiors seemed pleased with his curriculum, and he had to admit that he had truly enjoyed his first teaching experience. Sam thought he had done well, drawing the students into his subject by being an expert, and not relying on the “I’m one of you” appeal his age provided. He didn’t want to be seen as one of the students. His career goals were bigger than that. 

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anonymous asked:

Ok.... First day at school after the reveal. Marinette's and Adrien's reaction. :O

I kind of used this as a way to sort of continue my little reveal drabble I did. I hope you like!!

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Why is he early? He’s never early!

Marinette wanted to skip school today, but she knew her parent’s wouldn’t let that happen. But she wasn’t ready to face him. She wasn’t ready to face Adrien. Not after what had happened the day before. She was still wondering why she let the truth finally come out and let her miraculous run out right in front of him. And the shock of him really being Chat Noir was still being procced in her mind. Nothing seemed to make since anymore.

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Two weeks into college, some things I can confirm and debunk thus far for future students:

(Because I was freaking terrified and no matter how much advice I got, just kind of felt like I was drowning. It is normal. Truth is, you’re experience will be unique in most ways, but some stuff applies to most people/places).

  • Figure out your credit hours/service hours before you start school if you’re on a scholarship. Check your school email. Do it. 
    • I didn’t. 
    • Now I’m being shaded to death by the woman in the art office where I do my service hours (ACTUAL QUOTE FROM HER TO THE SECRETARY WHEN I DIDN’T HEAR SOMETHING HE’D SAID: “She probably wasn’t paying attention. Can you imagine that?”)
    • Shade is real and alive in this world.
  • Yes yes college is a lot of walking of course it is calm down
  • The first week will feel like a tiny month. At my school, they held little events each night. Free t-shirts! New friends! It’s almost entirely aimed at freshmen. Take advantage of it!
  • Dorm life can be stupid and annoying sometimes but also really fun. I happen to be on the nerd floor. Like an actual Nerd Herd is almost always in the common area. Nerdy ass weird guys. But y’all I have laughed so hard these past couple weeks you don’t even know
  • It’s also a really good way to be able to be involved on campus, because you’re already there.

SIGN UP FOR SHIT THE FIRST WEEK. GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM.

  • JUST DO IT.
  • If you are worried about being unable to practice your faith/religion effectively in college, know that I’ve not only been able to practice through school organizations/local places of worship, but have grown stronger in my beliefs since arriving.
  • Don’t feel the need to get a ton of binders and stuff, unless that’s like your only way to stay organized. Honestly though? A notebook with five sections is all I need. 
    • Same goes for pens. Two good pens. You’re set. 
    • Color-coding is also actually very helpful. Always carry multicolored highlighters.
  • Amazon has cheaper rental prices for textbooks, but be wary.
  • In fact, if the book is surprisingly cheap to rent, bear in mind that these things called access codes exist. That’s where a lot of the money goes.

Introducing yourself to people really is key. There’s no time when it’s too late to do that, but try to do it early on; your first friends tend to remain steadfast.

  • Get sleep. Eat food. Be a human.
  • But don’t be an asshole. Unless you’re being yourself and happen to be a bit of an asshole (cough me cough). Like be yourself. But try not to be an asshole. I mean like let it out in small doses.
  • To my fellow straight ladies (or whatever else you are that includes liking boys): Stay the fuck away from boys the first two weeks.
    • I mean like in a too physical/emotional sense. You can have some dude friends, sure. But like be careful.
    • I was not careful. And I’m always careful. Nothing bad happened, but like they so ignorant okay
    • Especially freshmen boys. In the words of my junior friend/actual college dad: They don’t know what they want yet.
  • If you don’t drive/have a car, it’s not the end of the world. You can probably get a ride.
  • Try not to walk alone. Be aware of your surroundings. Don’t get your ass ran over because you have headphones on. 
  • If you’ve ever felt weird for looking younger than you are, you are not alone. A lot of times you find yourself talking to someone who you’d never think was a senior, but actually is. Don’t feel intimidated.
    • But also, if you’re currently an upperclassmen in high school, think of the way you think of freshmen now. Yeah, gross. Fight the stereotype. Don’t be like those freshmen. Granted no matter what you do, you’ll always seem awkward looking back. That’s okay.
  • Don’t discuss your financial situation. Just do not do it. Be conscious that you are on a college campus and everyone is in a different boat, but generally in terms of cash, boats are sinking. 

A lot of my professors don’t like laptops out in their classes.

  • Yes, even in English class.
  • Handwritten notes are where it’s at. Don’t let the movies fool you. Although if for some reason you have to type them, they may be reasonable.
  • DO YOUR SHIT EARLY. SERIOUSLY. 
    • It might even be kinda fun.
    • What is fun is being up in the class the day after it’s assigned and having people be like “yo hav u started yet” and u like “i’m done” like yes Get It
  • Try to stay organized. But remember that your “organized” is not always someone else’s “organized,” and that’s okay!
  • Grad students are instructors sometimes, especially in the art department. It may seem odd at first, but you can relate to them more.
  • A professor is not a grade school teacher. They are generally a lot cooler and open to communication. 
  • Sit in the front or the middle of the class (aka the “T-Zone”). Be a suck up. Answer questions. Ask questions. It gets you ahead.
    • But don’t try to make smartass comments.
  • Every school’s Greek life is going to be different levels of intense/chill, but where I’m at:
    • Sororities aren’t that bad. Don’t let Legally Blonde be your standard for what they are. They aren’t always a bunch of Barbies, they rarely are, in fact (but some are don’t get me wrong). If you want to find good friends and really branch out, try Rushing. I’m not, but my roomie is.
    • But fraternities are kind of everything they’re cut out to be. Stay back. These dudebros will clap to announce their entrances/exits okay one was disappointed because a party he went to had “like a 3:1 boy to girl ratio” listen to me just sTay baCk

Well, that’s about all I have for now. I may pop in with new posts like this as new things happen (i.e. finals). I really hope someone read this and took something from it. It’s just a lot. College is a lot. I can’t believe I’m actually here! But it really is a step up from high school, and it’s something to be excited for, not scared of. 

Start applying for scholarships, look at schools, do all that! Go with your gut. And take it from me: staying close to home for college can be a really really good thing.

Much love,

- Liz.xx

Being a Hufflepuff and Dating Fred Weasley Would Involve.. (REQUESTED)

Request:  Hi! I love your blog! Can I get a being a Hufflepuff and dating/being in a relationship with Fred Weasley would include.

A/N: Aw thanks so much <3

Originally posted by hogwartsisthebest


Being a Hufflepuff and Dating Fred Weasley Would Involve…

-first meeting him during one of his pranks

-”Whoa whoa don’t go through that corridor.”

-”Why?”

-”Well we set up a prank for the next person to walk through it hehe”

-”Well why d’you stop me?”

-”Oh you’re way too beautiful to receive a bucket of slugs on your head. I’m Fred by the way. Fred Weasley.” he smirks

-”Y/N. Y/N Y/L/N. And pleasure to meet you Fred.”

-Him always sitting at the Hufflepuff table during meals

-Being the couple goals of your 2 houses

-Him always leaving his classes early to walk you to your next class

-”Mister Weasley WHY should I let you out early?”

-”Well, Professor Mcgonagall, I-um wanted to kinda meet Y/N..”

-”Oh just this time Weasley.” Professor Mcgonagall says and actually winks.

-kisses in the hallway

-kisses in between classes

-always teaming up together if you are in the same class

-”Freddie, can you please WORK. And take your hand off my thigh.”

-forehead kisses

-spending Christmas with the Weasley’s

-Molly adoring you

-Endless cuddles

-Cheering eachother on during Quidditch matches

-Getting competitive when it’s Gryffindor vs Hufflepuff

-”Oh you’re on.”

-”Shut up Freddie you know we’re going to win.”

-Hogsmeade dates

-Him agreeing to stop pranking your house

-Being good friends with George

-Them always pretending to be eachother to mess with you

-”GEORGE I KNOW IT’S YOU, CAN YOU GUYS STOP IT ALREADY ITS THE 3RD TODAY.”

-You wanting to come with him to start up his joke shop

-”No Y/N you need to stay here and finish your education. But take this promise ring, because I will come back and marry you. I love you.”

-”Freddie. I love you too.”

Originally posted by obviouslyphelps

lemme know what u guys think! xx

The Founding Fathers in a Game of Dodgeball
  • George Washington: He doesn't strategize, he just goes for it. And he's usually one of the strongest and most athletic guys in the class, so he's a force to be reckoned with. The funny thing is that he's really modest about it and insists that he sucks at it even though he's usually one of the last guys standing and the popular choice for the other players' man shield.
  • John Adams: He gets really angry and takes the game way too seriously. He's not very athletic so he gets out pretty quickly, but you'll hear him unmistakably from the sidelines yelling about how everybody needs to strategize better. Wants the game to be played "right" and hates it when people break the rules.
  • Alexander Hamilton: He's kind of small, but very martial and athletic so he gets really into it; the problem is, his aim /totally sucks/, and he's got class enemies, so he usually gets out pretty early. He bides his time on the sidelines by hotly chastising the other players, especially the ones he dislikes.
  • Thomas Jefferson: Lets himself get out early regardless of anything because he's /so above this./ Carries a book into gym class and gladly reads it once he's benched. He can't be bothered with such barbaric child's play.
  • James Madison: The unsuspecting scrawny kid that everybody forgets about. The ironic thing is that he usually ends up being one of the last guys standing either because he's easy to miss or because overtly aiming for him would make you look like a total jerk. However he's not above occasionally using this to his advantage.
  • Benjamin Franklin: He's slow and unathletic so he's easy to get out, but he never gives a flying fart about anything and just goes with the flow. Will usually be heard cracking some stupid joke regardless of whether he's on the floor or the bench. Always has a good time no matter what.
Imagine: Ballet Ladybug Class

After seeing all the Ballet AU’s going around, how about this…

Act One: Setting the Scene
Marinette has been doing ballet since she was a little girl. When she has her Pointe shoes on, Marinette becomes a graceful, confident and an incredible dancer. Feelings she only gets when she is Ladybug arise in her when she is gliding across a stage.

Since gaining the Miraculous, she dropped ballet as her other activities became more time-consuming. However, as a way to retain her love of dancing, Marinette accepted a teaching position for younger children since she was one of the studio’s best and it lets her practice. (I have no idea if this actually happens. I know a friend of mine taught lower level students when she did karate.)

Her class is made up of about ten 7/8 year-old girls who love her. They also adore Ladybug. Marinette, being an awesome teacher, makes and sells Ladybug leotards for the class and the studio. And because there is no Ladybug without Chat, Marinette has her own black Chat Noir based outfit (complete with ears and the moniker Mademoiselle Noire). The class becomes known as The Ladybugs Class. 

Act Two: The Cat
Chat Noir has a bad day, whether Adrien being dissed by a World’s #1 bad father contender or he is having self-confidence issues. So he figured he’d go see either his Lady or the Princess. His Lady is nowhere to be found but his Princess tells him to come to a tiny ballet studio the next day after spilling his heart out to her on her balcony that night.

The next day, Chat arrives at one of the studio’s rooms and is immediately hustled behind a strategically placed screen partition by a Marinette clad in a black leotard, a simple green skirt, gray tights and pink pointe shoes. Her hair pinned back and cat ears perched on her head. (”Nice ears.” “Hush you.”) The screen lets him watch as ten little girls, all clad in cute Ladybug themed ballet outfits, arrive and Marinette being to teach.

Marinette finishes the lesson early and has the class seated with their eyes closed for a ‘suprise’. The girls call out ‘Lucky Charm’ while Marinette gestures for Chat to come out of his hiding place. 

Chat spends the rest of the lesson having pictures taken with the adoring class (”Everyone say ‘Cataclysm!’” “CATACLYSM!”), being taught a few ballet poses (”Sorry, I don’t know ballet.” “MISS, WE HAVE TO TEACH HIM!”), being stunned silly by a small performance from Marinette (”She’s the best dancer ever!”) and answering (hilarious) questions from curious children (”Why do you call her Princess?? Are you going to marry her?” “Yeah they should get married!”). Hugs are in abundance and the pure adoration from these little girls are enough to keep Chat happy for a very long time.

Though the blush on the princess’ face and the shy thankful smile afterwards caused a whole different warmth in him…