being in shape

CALL OUT POST FOR EAGLE MAN

LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT. BIRD’S LEGS ARE NOT THAT LONG, AND THE IDEA OF ONE STANDING THAT BIPEDALLY IS INACCURATE. THE HEAD TO BODY PROPORTION INCLUDING NECK SHOULD BE AT LEAST 1:2 BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE THE HEAD-TO-NECK PROPORTION IS FUCKING 1:1…..FUCKING 1:1,,,,LIKE IM SHAKING HOLY SHIT. AND THE TAIL FEATHERS SHOULD BE ALMOST HALF OF THE BODY’S LENGTH BUT WHAT THE FUCK THIS BIRD GO T A DISEASE LIKE BRUH NO. LOOK AT THIS WINGS TOO. INSTEAD OF BEING ACCURATELY IN A STREAMLINE SHAPE, WHOEVERTHEFUCK DECIDED TO INACCURATELY GO FOR AN OBVIOUSLY MORE CYLINDRICAL SHAPE. ALSO THE ENTIRE IDEA OF FUCKING WING JOINTS GOT FUCKED UP THE ASS LOOK

I FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE AFTER LIKE FIVE SECONDS OF RESEARCH GO FUCKING SUCK YOURSELF. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE THE WING HAS TWO JOINTS. HOWEVER, THE SECOND JOINT IS EXTREMELY FAR AWAY FROM THE WING TIPS (INCLUDING FEATHERS BECAUSE INACCURATE DESIGN) AND THAT IS NOT SHOWN ABOVE.

ANOTHER GOOGLE FUCKING IMAGE SEARCH MOTHERCUCKERS. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE IT WOULD BE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A BIRD TO HAVE STRAIGHT LEGS. YA HEARD IT HERE FOLKS BIRDS’ LEGS ARE GAY. YA HEARD ME GAY. LOOK I EVEN LOOKED IT UP AND NOTHING CAME UP

FUCKING LOOK SOME SHIT ABOUT DOGS CAME UP LIKE FUCK YOU GOOGLE. AND YES I HAVE CAPS LOCKS ON BUT I NEED TO CONVEY WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY BECAUSE IF I LET THIS SHIT SLIDE THE ENTIRE ECONOMY WILL FALL BECAUSE OF FUCKING BIRDS BEING INACCURATELY DESIGNED I MAY OR MAY NOT BE NITPICKY BUT FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU. BLAH BLAH BLAH ANIMATION INDUSTRY BIRD FEET FETISH

THIS IS CHARACTERDESIGNSOFTHEBAD SUCKING DICK AND SIGNING THE FUCK OFF

Sara Ryder

I don’t understand everyone hating on default femRyder’s face.She’s perfectly fine to me. I also would like to make a few reasons why people should chill or just not keep ragging on her face or skin tone. 

  1. SHE and her brother have been confirmed many times to be completely customizable.
  2. She has already been created you aren’t changing default face. Move on, or don’t buy it.
  3. She was modeled after a real person, so constantly saying she’s weird looking is fucking rude.
  4. people could very well look like her and your comments can make them feel like shit.
  5. The major complaint some people have is about her nose, people have many different nose shapes. and very many people have that nose shape, being rude about the shape or size of it, could very well be hurting real people.
  6. The face models for both characters are very pretty people, the modeling over the faces have made them slightly more average looking and young for them to be more relatable to the average millennial playing the game.
  7. I’ve heard the comment “She looks like a white-washed Indian girl”. First off: fuck you. Secondly, this is at least hundreds of years in the future races (and even species) are mixing! For her to have lighter skin and other ethnic features (speaking as a mixed person) Is completely normal!
  8. In my opinion not having a glamor goddess as a default character is absolutely refreshing, and you might want to consider why it bothers you so much. Because from out here you just sound shallow.
  9. Again. She’s customizable, you’ll barely be seeing her face. like blacklist her face, just walk away from the screen, like close your eyes bitch.

Okay guys, for writing/general reference, a bit about what a ‘blacksmith’ is and isn’t:

A blacksmith is a generalist, a person who uses tools and fire to work iron.  Some blacksmiths work more specifically, so you get, say, an architectural blacksmith, who focuses more or less exclusively on things like gates, rails, fences, or an artist blacksmith, who makes wacky sculptures or what have you.  These days, though, that’s a pretty blurry line.  ‘Blacksmith’ is a pretty damn broad term, but it’s nowhere near broad enough to cover everything encompassed in ‘metalworker’, which is how I often see it used.  There are a LOT of different skills for working metal, and no one knows them all.  Some other terms:

A farrier shoes horses.  They may make the shoes, or they may buy them and then size them, but they actually do the shoeing.  Unless the blacksmith is also a farrier, they don’t know shit about horses’ hooves and are not qualified to deal with them and probably don’t want to.

A blacksmith works IRON (or steel), usually almost exclusively.  They might work with bronze or do a bit of brazing, but those are really separate skillsets.  If you work, say, tin and/or pewter, you are in fact a whitesmith.  You could also be a silversmith or a coppersmith, and so on.

Knifemakers and swordsmiths have their own highly specialized and fairly complex specialties, and usually a blacksmith wouldn’t mess with that unless they want to pick up a new skillset or if they’re really the only game going for a long way around.  By the same token, a swordsmith might never have learned the more general blacksmithing skills.  They’re not the same thing is what I’m trying to say here.  Likewise armorers.  There’s overlap but it’s not the same thing.

If you make metal items via molds and casting, you work at a foundry and are a foundryman.

Look, when metalworkers and individual shops and masters were the height of industry, this shit got REALLY specific.  There were people who spent their whole lives making pins.  Just pins.  Foundries specialized and made only bells, only cannon, only cauldrons, etc.  This is scratching the surface, I just wanted to make the point that ‘blacksmith’ is not the same thing as ‘magical muscly person who knows how to do everything related to metal’.

anonymous asked:

Rfa reacting to mc being a shape shifter

im always here for fantasy/monster!MC yes!!! 

Yoosung

  • immediate freak out
  • doesn’t even ask for proof. just freaks out right away
  • seriously MC could have lied and this boy would have still been screeching
  • after he has his mini freak-out he just calms down and processes
  • is… is the MC he’s seeing right now the true MC?
  • “Yoosung I literally have no true shape I can literally turn into Ronald McDonald”
  • what if he asks MC to shapeshift into Rika-
  • honestly he is more curious than freaked out after a while. MC maintains a certain form around him most times, and both Yoosung and MC have agreed that’s MC’s “default” form for when going out
  • MC shapeshifts into LOLOL characters sometimes and Yoosung is sure he’s living in heaven

Jaehee

  • mc you are a what
  • (jaehee it says shape shifter. shifts shapes. come on you understand)
  • She’s just…. really amazed
  • MC can shift shapes. 
  • she’s dating someone who can literally shift shapes
  • honestly, she doesn’t mind much after the initial shock wears off- she’s used to seeing MC in a way, but even if MC randomly decides to change the color of their hair or change their height, it’s still MC
  • it’s all cool and fine until MC shapeshifts into Zen and scares Jaehee and nearly causes her to fall backwards when she steps into the kitchen and sees MC eating cereal out of the box looking exactly like Zen

Zen

  • HE’S SO JEALOUS OF MC WHEN HE FINDS OUT
  • sure, a bit weirded out at first-
  • BUT HOT DIGGITY DAMN MC CAN SHAPESHIFT HE’S SO JEALOUS
  • like… being able to change his body type, height, hair- everything- that would be so useful for his acting career??
  • so MC decides to help him with his acting by shapeshifting into the characters he has to interact with when practicing his lines
  • it actually really helps Zen get into character??
  • also MC once forgot to de-transform from being Queen Elizabeth and when Zen woke up he was face-to-face with that and he screamed

Jumin

  • blank-faced “what”
  • his brain just. cannot
  • he has spent all his life without even knowing shape shifters existed and now it turns out the love of his life is one
  • what should he do
  • he has no idea how to react. he just- he’s never met another humanoid creature that isn’t human?? 
  • is MC human?? or is shape-shifter another species??
  • MC just finds his confusion adorable
  • he just- wow. this is amazing
  • MC sometimes shifts into him to make him laugh and it always works

707

  • he saw MC shift into a taller version of themselves through the CCTV once
  • he essentially fell of his chair and screamed
  • WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS-
  • then he noticed it was usual that MC’s hair would change colors during the day-
  • their skin tone seemed to vary?
  • once he looked into the camera and MC was literally Taylor Swift????
  • he genuinely thinks he’s going crazy and never mentions it in the chat out of fear he’s hallucinating due to lack of sleep
  • when he meets MC, and MC literally shape shifts into Yoosung in front of his eyes he almost faints
  • after MC apologizes for the shock and all, he’s… 
  • HE’S SO AMAZED AND CHIPPER
  • once he asked MC to shift into him and Vanderwood walked in and saw to 707s laughing and calling out to them and they ran out as fast as they could
4

“I never apologise for things I have said. But if I do, I take the coward’s way out and do it at 2:07am in the hopes that no-one sees it.”

2

My ML art book came in yesterday, so I decided to play with some of Chat Noir’s early designs because some of them are super neat!

I personally love the idea of his hair being black-tipped and shaped like cat ears and kind of wish that detail had made it to the show. The creepy, soulless looking eyes? Not so much…

(I still adore that beanie.)

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Q: “You can argue that Dennis is the only member of the Gang who doesn’t really have a heart. Did you set out to make him such a deplorable character?”

A: “I don’t think it’s as simple as him not having a heart. I think he’s a little more complicated. You can make the argument that he’s the most sensitive out of all of them. I think it’s pretty apparent when anything crosses him or he feels as though his ego is being damaged in any way, shape, or form, he just completely loses it. And so I think while he can seem heartless and emotionless at times, I think you could also argue that he’s the most emotional, and the only way he knows how to show it is by lashing out or getting angry or by being vengeful.”

- Glenn Howerton for Men’s Health

Listen I LOVE fantasy novels about badass women overcoming patriarchal societies, but like… I’m also really really tired of fantasy novels about patriarchal societies? 

There’s something very demeaning about the way so many fantasy authors can create fascinating, in-depth worlds and characters and magic systems, but a society in which men and women are simply treated equally is considered “unrealistic.” You cannot tell me that there’s simply no potential world where gender roles/bias aren’t an issue! I don’t believe you! I reject your every-fantasy-society-ever-has-to-resemble-Medieval-times arguments! 

Give me my fantasy novels where kings and queens are equally respected and princes AND princesses get to choose whether they want to become a knight or get married for political reasons and even the villains aren’t sexually aggressive towards female characters because that’s just not a thing you do. I hate this “if you’re a woman you’re never going to be fully safe no matter what world you live in!!” outlook. Bring on my escapist fantasy novels about elves riding into the battle on the backs of dragons sans the misogyny, please and thank you.