Musicals I listen to rated based on amount of tap dancing
Be More Chill - 0/10 An abomination. No tap dancing. Why. There was perfect opportunities for tap dancing there.
Book of Mormon - 22/10 Lots and lots of tap dancing Mormons. Particularly great when they’re tap dancing flamboyantly during a song about not being gay. Wonderful.
Dear Evan Hansen - 1/10 No actual tap dancing. A mention of tap tap tapping on the glass. Could be tap dancing if you had a glass floor. You tried.
Something Rotten! - 10001/10 Tap dancing Shakespeare. Tap dancing battles. Tap dancing eggs. Tap dancing Omelettes. Need I say more?
Heathers - 0/10 Missed a perfect chance for tap dancing. I would like to have seen tap dancing slushies.
Falsettos - 2/10 A very slight amount of tap dancing during the opening song. Could be more. A lack of dance in general.
Shrek the musical - 9/10 Tap dancing rats. Small rats. Big rats. Would liked to have seen Shrek tap dance for the whole ten. Better luck next time.
Hamilton - 0/10 I do not see how this is popular. No tap dancing! There could have been tap dancing founding fathers! But no.