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OK CONCERNING THE WHOLE HEADCANON THING IM WRITING THAT PPL KEEP ASKING ME ABT, i was talking to @chompiee abt a ~love confession~ and then @cryptidsp00n abt the aftermath of said confession concerning them kissing

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I never thought I’d get to see club penguin’s iceberg tip but here we are, probably 10 years since I stopped believing it was possible, and dreams have come true. (Excuse the sniff in the middle - I was holding back tears)

this is one of my favorite yoonseok moments because of its ridiculousness. yoongi walked in during hoseok and tae’s broadcast and immediately started yelling about how happy hobi looked when he saw him and hobi was like “haha ok ok time to finish it V COME HERE”

evidence that peter parker is Trans:

  • “penis parker” is just………. if hes trans + being bullied u can guarantee its about that and i mean..
  • the conversation with aunt may in the car where shes like “i know its hard for u right now with ur body going through all these changes” and like ! the way she says it as well?? like this is not a parental figure talking about cis puberty… she seems genuinely upset for him and like ?? what if they cant afford hormones/blockers just yet and he has to wait longer etc ?? what if hes had to go off hormones/blockers bc they cant afford it this month??? and then his response isnt just like embarrassed “stop it aunt may im a teen!!” he seems genuinely distraught that she brought it up, bc he wasnt expecting it and now thats something ELSE on his mind and like . woah man
  • the whole conversation with aaron like .. a) aaron misgenders peter bc he thought his voice was ‘’’’’a girls voice’’’’’’ and i mean.. peters not 11 hes 15.. im p sure aaron wouldnt have misgendered him if peters voice sounded “’’’’cis’’’’’’’; and b) peters response is like IMMEDIATELY very upset + on the defensive and like tbh embarrassed? but in a different way to how a cis man is embarrassed by being misgendered… hes not insulted hes just… upset. Sad .
  • also he directly argues back by citing his name like ‘im spider-MAN spider-MAN MAN MAN get it’ like WOW i cant believe this is a #canon version of that post about how superheroes with gendered names are trans wow
  • it also like explains peter being bullied at school altogether ? like hes also like a weird fanboy + doesnt like parties + hes a weird introvert + he has a non-nuclear family so hes probably bullied about a lot of things but if he was out as trans that would kick it into second gear which explains like a whole bunch of randoms who have an inexplicable problem with him and like the snickering behind his back + shit
  • also peter idolising his male role models ?? like 100% a lot of peters feelings towards tony are uncle ben related but like !! he also idolises steve in civil war ? and i think peters like constant projection onto men he admires is like. a very trans Thing
  • his constant ?? presenting ????? + posing /????????? like hes almost always trying to position himself into some sort of impressive, macho, masculine pose like wow. we get it. ur Trans
  • for a movie thats about learning to put urself and what u want + think is important first and not worry so much about what other people think/want from u like……
  • anyway peters trans thank u for ur time
Scam Job Offer Warning

If anyone is searching for Design, Art, Illustration, Etc. work online through job sites beware. I was recently scammed by people pretending to belong to a real, existing design company. I didn’t notice the red flags because I was so desperate to get a job in my field. Its silly now that I didn’t notice them.

They contact you with your information that they gather through job host sites like Indeed and e-mail you asking you to send them your resume/portfolio and a cover letter. Real enough right? Then its gets weird. They then notify you you’ve been ‘accepted to the next stage of the interview process.’ They want to have an interview through Google Chat.

This was the biggest red flag I missed. No interview is done without speaking. There are phone interviews, skype interviews, but no chat interviews. 

Of course I ‘aced the interview’ (cause its a scam) and they said they would e-mail me my contract of hire (a pages doc with no letter head. Fishy.) and a pdf copy of a check to deposit for equipment purchase through their vendor.

Funnily enough their check didn’t cash. (duh duh duh) and when I chatted with them on the chat about it they asked if I could ‘front the money until the check cleared on the 12th.’ I said no, I can’t afford that. Then they asked if I could front half. That’s when I smelled a rat, and so did my dad. How does a multi billion dollar company owned by Microsoft not have the dough to cover new employee equipment costs?

I stalled the guy in the chat and my dad and I searched the company for listed complaints. We found out they had attempted to scam dozens of designers like me. They ‘hire you’ then immediately try to extract your bank info from you after cutting you an equipment coverage check.

I blocked the guy on Gchat. Unsurprisingly the check dissolved. I reported the scam to my bank and made sure my account was secure. Luckily they didn’t get my bank info or SS Number. Still they got too much info on me for my liking, including my name, birthday and parents address (current home address).

Today (two days later) after the sting of embarrassment of being duped passed, I got an e-mail from Creative Circle (a company I also seek employment through) who has had lots of report of similar people being scammed into fake jobs to extract their info.

PLEASE be careful. I know phones and interviews are stressful and chat interviews sound all good but they are FAKE.
Please stay safe. And remember if something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. 
Research your companies, check employee statements on Glassdoor or even Google. If you’re still unsure contact the company’s HR department. Talk to a live human. 
Don’t be like me, don’t be blinded by your need or desire to find a job in your field that you miss the obvious signs. Looking back I still feel like a total idiot but this idiot is hoping to save fellow idiots the trouble.
Watch for scammers. Be smart. Be safe.
Love, Skidar.

UNDERAPPRECIATED LARRY MOMENT

You know what one of my favourite larry moments is? It is from this interview (around 4:30). 

We have Harry telling some rambling story about shooting the SMG video. And Louis looking at him like this…

He has been staring for a while. *Heart Eyes Activated*

Now, this is where the fun part comes. Liam notices Louis staring:

AND LOUIS JUST…

AWWW BABY IS EMBARRASSED AT BEING CAUGHT!!!

 LOOK AT LIAM’S SMILE!! HE KNOWS WHAT IS UP!

THEN WE HAVE MORE EMBARRASSED LOUIS, ACTING LIKE HE HAD NOT JUST BEEN CAUGHT FONDING AT HIS HUSBAND.

HARRY CONTINUES TO TELL HIS STORY, OBLIVIOUS. AND OF COURSE, AS ALWAYS, SNEAKS A GLANCE AT LOUIS TO SEE IF HE IS PLEASED WITH  HIS LITTLE TALE

(Part 2)

Sherlock and John are in a cafe, gathering clues. The only problem is, Sherlock, socially unaware as he is, starts mouthing his observations louder and louder until eventually, he’s spinning around and rattling off at full speed and a fuller volume in the middle of the floor. Everyone is staring, and John is starting to become aware of this. Soon, the laughter starts, a giggle erupting from one group of teenage girls but eventually, people are snickering behind hands and whispering to each other. John softly grabs hold of Sherlock’s arm, trying to ground him back to reality before they get kicked out and Sherlock snaps to, blinking and looking around. He’s… It’s something John has never experienced before, but he seems intensely insecure. John feels sick in the pit of his stomach. These people don’t know Sherlock, not like he does. They don’t understand that he’s brilliant and sometimes that brilliance can only be amplified and experienced in ways that seem eccentric to some. Sherlock hangs his head, his cheekbones colouring a light crimson. John takes his hand boldly, even though they’ve never done this, even though he isn’t sure he can do this. He takes his hand for Sebastian Wilkes and the time he defensively spat out “Colleague”, for Sally Donovan and every muttering of “Freak” that he never stood up to. He takes his hand because he loves him and he understands him. He knows him. His Sherlock, the man with a brilliant mind and an even more brilliant heart. And soon, Sherlock’s blush takes on a new meaning entirely.

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Dear Prongs,

No surprise, your and Lily’s son turned out to be the best kid in the world. Not exactly sure how much of a part I had to play in that, but I hope you’re happy and not too deeply regretting making me Harry’s godfather instead of Moony. I’d say I’ll try to keep him out of trouble more, except he does a good job of that himself. He’s a good kid, and a damn good Seeker, too. You’d be proud of Harry, if you were here, Merlin’s Beard you would be proud.

Cheers,
Padfoot

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gif meme: jon/arya + quote (requested by @horcrucxs)

The heart is all that matters. Do not despair, Lord Snow. Despair is a weapon of the enemy, whose name may not be spoken. Your sister is not lost to you.

The dodo as a content aggregator demonstrates less that animals are cute, and more that modern society has an intensely bizarre approach to animals. I don’t think I’ve seen a single one of their videos which doesn’t ascribe human emotions and motives to animals, while simultaneously setting them up as supremely infantile/angelic beings. It’s embarrassing to watch, and more than that, it’s frustrating, because it demonstrates a profound lack of respect for animals’ natural strengths and instincts. Sharing cute videos of dogs and tigers doing unusual things is all well and good, but captioning them with categorically false descriptions as if they are fact is just obnoxious, especially when those captions spread harmful misinformation about animal behavior.