Hey Moosh! May I request a short fluffy drabble about Kari and Gladio's first kiss? 💕 Thank you!
Awwww, yes! Of course you may <3 This one’s
actually Gladio and Kari’s first kiss, and it’s not romantic in the traditional
sense xD It’s actually kind of silly, but it is what sparks their feelings
towards each other :D
An eighteen year old Gladio smirked down at a
seventeen-year old Kari Leonis, standing up straight with his chest puffed out
and his hands on his hips. Kari could only frown in response, averting her gaze
as Ignis and Nyx stared on in horror at the two.
“Gladio… I don’t think-” Ignis began to try to
remediate the whole situation before it became a big deal, only for Gladio to
shoot him a subtle glare. Ignis shut his mouth immediately and shook his head
slowly in defeat. Things were not
going to end well that afternoon in the Crownsguard Training Room.
“No, I won fair and square. And both of you were here when she made the deal.” Gladio emphasised, a
smug grin etched onto his full lips. Kari scowled at Gladio’s condescending
tone and huffed, crossing her arms protectively around her stomach and
“I was kidding,
you big lug! I didn’t mean what I said! Besides, you have an unfair advantage
over me- you’re the future king’s shield! I’m just a medicine woman!” Kari
cried out in protest. Ignis stepped forward, ever the gentleman, and nodded-
backing the young Leonis up.
“Indeed, Gladio. You mustn’t force a young lady into
anything she doesn’t want-”
“Oh, she wants it bad though,” Nyx mused out loud, an
amused smile on his face. Kari gasped, outraged as Gladio chuckled out loud.
Ignis merely rolled his eyes and stepped away from Kari yet again, defeated
“I do NOT!” Kari protested loudly, stomping her foot
in an attempt to demonstrate her outrage. Gladio stepped forward and grabbed
Kari’s arm to hold her still, his grip firm yet gentle.
“You know, it’s really weird…” Gladio began, his voice
a soft rumble as he stared into Kari’s steel blue eyes. “I’d always thought it
was the boy who was mean to the girl to get her attention, but it seems like
here, the exact opposite’s happening-”
Kari shook her head in protest, trying to wriggle out
of Gladio’s grip, though her movements became half-hearted as Gladio’s familiar
scent wafted into her nose, soothing her almost instantly.
Still, she struggled to keep up appearances. She
mentally noted the Gladio smelt like a summer campfire and floral-cinnamon scented
“Let go of me!” Kari yelled.
“No, you said that if I could beat you in an arm
wrestle, I could have a kiss!” Gladio yelled back, his voice rising but his
grip still not too tight. Kari’s eyes began to water as she began to run out of
options. She didn’t want to lose her first kiss ever to ‘asshole Gladio’.
Kari struggled for a few more moments before she shot
a desperate glance at Ignis for some help. The bespectacled seventeen year old
stepped forward, but Kari’s momentary lapse in judgment was enough to catch her
Gladio’s lips pressed firmly against Kari’s, and her eyes
widened in both fright and shock at the sudden contact. Ignis gasped in horror
whilst Nyx smirked and clapped his hands together.
“About time, kids.” He grinned.
Kari pushed Gladio away, her face flushed and her
heart beating wildly. There was something unexplainable happening within her
chest and stomach- like a million butterflies had just spawned themselves in
her insides. Gladio’s face fell at the impassive look on Kari’s face post-kiss.
He started feeling bad after having planted the rather
innocent, yet forceful kiss, on Kari’s lips. A past lecture from his father,
Clarus Amicitia, about how ‘no means no’ suddenly popped up in the forefront of
Gladio’s mind and he gulped in fear.
“Kari… I’m sorry.” Gladio said, his voice gentle and
soft- realising that he’d gone too far.
Kari could only nod- still reeling from the feeling of
Gladio’s lips on hers. They had looked so rough… but feeling them against her
own lips… Gladio’s lips were incredibly soft.
The kiss, though forced, was nice.
Kari surprised everyone when a small smile blossomed
onto her face. She nodded resolutely to herself and then shrugged. “Okay- well
that wasn’t too bad. Thanks Gladio. I can tell Papa that I had my first kiss
with you today over dinner!” Kari chirped, her inner sense of evil popping out.
Gladio’s amber eyes widened as Ignis groaned out loud knowingly.
“Shit, no Kari! Anything but that! Don’t tell Cor- he’ll
rip my balls off and feed them to the dogs!” Gladio pleaded. Kari grinned and
took a step towards Gladio, the gears in her head turning as she sized Gladio
up critically before nodding.
“Alright… but I have one condition.” Kari stated
seriously, her piercing gaze rendering Gladio terrified. She looked so much
like Cor, it wasn’t funny.
“Yeah- what is it?”
Kari smirked. “You’ll be my personal slave for two
Gladio narrowed his eyes immediately, about to launch
into a protest, until he was interrupted by both Nyx and Ignis.
“I’d take her offer.” Nyx said simply.
Ignis nodded in agreement. “Self-preservation is key.
You would be a fool to refuse such a generous offer.”
Gladio sighed miserably, nodding his assent as he
frowned at a grinning Kari Leonis.
Okay, so I sent these Eggsy/Harry/Roxy thoughts to @elletromil directly, but I decided I really needed to share it with everyone.
Please picture -
Eggsy and Roxy doing something decidedly young - playing a game on the playstation, like Zelda or something - and Harry off to the side, in his arm chair, doing something decidedly old - doing the crossword in the newspaper with fountain pen.
And Roxy and Eggsy are having fun, but they kinda want Harry to join them - they miss him even if he’s just on the other side of the room. So they don’t say anything to each other, ‘cause they don’t really need to at this point, but together they set down their controllers and walk over to Harry.
One of them on each side, and they just run their hands on his arms and press against his sides until he huffs and sets down his pen and paper in his lap and looks up at the two of them. Roxy grabs both items in one hand, and Harry’s hand in the other, and Eggsy grabs Harry’s hand in both of his own, and they pull him up from the chair and drag him over to the couch and dog pile him.
And the rest of the afternoon is spent in this warm bubble of them helping Harry with his crossword, and the two of them teaching him how to play their game, and the three of them snogging lazily as the sun shines in through the window, everything now forgotten except each other.
Please also consider that Harry likes to collect pretty young things, with absolutely no shame. And Merlin being exasperated about the whole thing because how did he manage to get BOTH of their new knights, because Harry completely shows off with the both of them in and out of HQ.
They all go on a mission together and spend the whole time being peacocks, and Merlin being like 'you can never all go on a mission together again’
During said mission, there is hot threesome sex caught on the glasses, and not on accident - they are SHOWING OFF for the handlers. And Merlin having to remind them that ISN’T how they should be acting on missions, and the handlers trying to sneakily keep copies of the vid, and Merlin getting so irritated trying to purge the stupid vid from EVERYWHERE.
Really, I just want the three of them to be stupidly into each other, and not caring what anyone thinks about the three of them together.
think about how lonely queer idols must feel… knowing most of their fans would turn on them in a moment if they came out… it’s hard to be an idol in general because majority of fans - even subconsciously - feel like they have some kinda of ownership over you and don’t actually care about your well being… but imagine been closeted queer. not only do they use you but they would actually hate you for just being queer.
i really really hope there comes a day when idols can come out and not be ashamed of who they are. on top of that, im so proud of all of them for having the courage to pursue their dreams and make music despite the bigotry that exists in their very audience