being an angry dork

THINGS THAT GIVE ME LIFE

starring The German NATIONAL TEAM

Mario EATING

Marco … DOING HIS THING XD

Mats BEING CUTE (that fucker :P)

Basti DANCING

Poldi SMILING (he is like a fu**ing sun)

Merte’s HUGS

Toni BEING ANGRY XD (just look at that cute dork)

Thomas …. WELL … THOMAS BEING THOMAS XD

AND

DRUNK Manu

this doujin is amazing… in so many levels, just look at this moment :D  … we have kuroko wearing kagami’s clothes, kuroko being cute little shit, dorks being awkward, angry kuroko, romantic moments, seirin players being assholes to kagami, awkward blowjobs… 

yes blowjobs, and then smut…. oh that smut ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

(doujin name: Junjou Retsujou (Pure Heart Carnal Desire))

Exo on the train (ot12)
  • Suho: has an annual pass so that he doesn't have to bother topping up. Reads the newspaper.
  • Kris: Forgets to top up and almost forgets to mind the gap. Gets angry when people laugh at him being a dork. Gets off at the wrong stop. Curses.
  • Lay: Is mind blown by the ticket gates. Thinks they're magical. Gets yelled at by the operating man for going through the gates too many times. Is confused.
  • Tao: refuses to touch anyone and anything. Bitches about people's fake Gucci bags. Gets off the train when they hear him, even though it's not his stop.
  • Chanyeol: stops to listen to the people busking. Every. Single. One of them. Realises he's given them all his change and he can't buy a ticket. Attempts to get his money back. Fails.
  • D.O: hates everyone, especially the people who don't know how to use the ticket gates. Glares. Ends up getting on the train that gets delayed. Screams. Children cry.
  • Xiumin: gets coffee from the kiosk and stands up from his seat so somebody else can sit down. Pats himself on the back for being a good person.
  • Sehun: gets stuck in a swarm of angry business men. Panics. Calls suho for help. Gets through the gates for free because of suho's kind words.
  • Luhan: gets his ticket jammed and causes a hold up. Is scared. Ends up jumping over the gates and running for it.
  • Baekhyun: tries to open the train doors whilst they are closing. Gets caught. Security kick him out for causing a safety hazard. "Kkaebsong"
  • Chen: picks up a newspaper even though he won't read it. Looks at people waiting on the platform in the rain. Laughs.
  • Kai: Gets distracted by his KFC. Misses his train. Misses his stop. Misses the urgent meeting he should've been at an hour ago. Shrugs and continues to eat chicken.
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And that “something big, something patriotic” is this.

Am I the only one thinking the devs were kinda making fun of Trump here?