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It is an absolute human certainty that no one can know his own beauty or perceive a sense of his own worth until it has been reflected back to him in the mirror of another loving, caring human being.”

Happy birthday @hybriddutyofcare

BTS Ships as Sub-groups
  • Namjin: slow raps with soft vocals, release selcas everyday, Jin always sharing texts of Joonie being a dork, Joonie always sharing what he's working on and sleeping pics of Jin.
  • Yoonseok: the ultimate rapping duo, like popcorn, sometimes salty, sometimes sweet, light up the stage and constantly hype each other up, Yoongi never posts anything but J-Hope does more than enough for both.
  • Jikook: everybody is in love with them together even more than each of them separately, their songs are beautiful and heartbreaking and only ever post couple selcas.
  • Vhope: every other track is some kind of cypher and every other track is a conversation of the two of them being adorable idiots. Constantly uploading short clips of them doing literally anything.
  • Yoonmin: in case anyone ever doubt the legitimacy of these two, all is confirmed - Yoongi and Jimin will constantly exceed expectations, wreck everyone, and also be sweethearts at the same time, confusing everyone.
  • Vkook: they don't produce music so much as memes, start their own fashion line, are constantly rapping in bad English and posting videos of it, their music is soft and sweet, except when they try and be badass and it's kinda cute.
  • Minjoon: Namjoon raps and Jimin dances and whenever the other is doing their thing, the other is always watching and videoing them, super cheerleaders, nobody remembers that Namjoon is only a year older than Jimin.
  • 2Seok: they were supposed to release an album years ago, but so far have only managed to amass thousands of twitter followers for their tutorials on dance, cooking, exercise and how to be fabulous.

jet-playin  asked:

Hi! Do you know of any fics where Harry and Draco are both Aurors and have to work together? I've read quite a few but haven't come across one in a while. Either permanently partners or firced together for a single case, both work for me. (Note: I have read everything by l0vegl0wsinthedark so, much as I love reading and rereading What Real Thing, I figured it would better to warn you :D Thank you so much for all of your recs, they are so, unspeakably helpful! :)

(Thank you @celticrose1989​ and @awesomesauceuniverse​ for the requests!! I decided to combine these, since fics in which only Draco is an auror/cursebreaker are pretty rare. I was planning to also combine this with a request for just Auror!Harry (with miscellaneous Draco) to make a giant Auror Drarry list, but it ended up being ridiculously long, so that one will come later this weekend! This one is already super long as-is, so I’ve tried to limit my commentary to 2-3 lines. Let it be known that it was very difficult, hahaha.)

Auror/Cursebreaker Partner Drarry Recs

What Real Thing? by loveglowsinthedark / @l0vegl0wsinthedark (13K)- They don’t cuddle, they don’t talk about their relationship (or lack thereof) and they certainly never fall asleep in each other’s arms.
I know you’ve already read it, but you can’t expect me to just not include this amazing sexy pining fluffy piece of wonderfulness in my auror rec list!!! It includes the BEST AIRPORT SCENE (not at an airport) EVER.

Higher and Higher (Temptation) by birdsofshore (28.5K)- Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint… and Draco’s no saint.
THIS FIC!! EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED. I STILL REMEMBER CLICKING ON IT AND NEARLY ORGASMING RIGHT THERE and it totally does its description justice! Technically Draco is a cursebreaker here.

Two Weeks by shiftylinguini / @shiftylinguini (22K)- If Harry had to guess which out of he or his Auror Partner, and tentative new friend, Draco Malfoy, would turn out to have Veela ancestry, his answer would be: neither, because that is ridiculous. Finding out the answer is actually him, and that his Veela heritage is wreaking havoc on his ability to work, sleep, and above all be in the same room as Malfoy, is a surprise to say the least. But this is fine. Harry’s been through worse, and he can just sit this one out, regardless of how much his body is screaming for the one person he doesn’t want to ask for help. Can’t he?
WONDERFUL FABULOUS YES TIMES 96382!! Veela!Harry but like, read it even if that’s not usually your thing. GREAT pining!!! Phone sex. P H O N E S E X.

Lift Your Open Hand by firethesound / @firethesound (19K)- With Draco Malfoy as his assigned partner for the next six weeks of Auror training, Harry had been prepared for things to go poorly. But getting themselves accidentally bonded to each other in the first twenty minutes of their very first assignment seemed going above and beyond, even for them.
What could you possibly need that isn’t in this fic? Includes bonding, domesticity, bed sharing, and Nicolas Cage. Perfection <3

Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by tessacrowley / @tessacrowley (10K)- Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he’s wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can’t.
One of the first fics I read and STILL one of the hottest! The sex is amazing, as is the fact that Draco wears (surprisingly practical!) heels and women’s clothing in general I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Highlands by Seefin / @seefin (16K)- The tent was a joke, that was basically the only explanation he could come up with as to why the Aurors would send he and Draco on a several-month mission with only their most basic model. Once, when Harry had been on one of the big ones, the kind of mission where there was a little Auror camp out in the wilderness, twenty or so tents all pitched practically on top of each other, he had slept in one with two stories. Actually it was more of a mezzanine level, but still. Their current one didn’t even have a fucking toilet. And if Harry were allowed to communicate with anyone other than Draco then he would definitely be lodging an official complaint right about now.
This fic is so sweet and slow (despite being only 16K, idk how she does it!). I love the development of their relationship, and being forced into close quarters is especially w o n d e r f u l.

Little Talks by femmequixotic and noeon / @femmequixotic and @noeeon (11.5K)- Draco’s been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he’s sure it’s just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.
AAAH THE SEX. Also the adorableness! And the whatthefuckishappening a real DATE??? But THE SEX! And the fluff! Sorry I’m incoherent, just READ IT!

Something More by thusspakekate (9K)- After a night of heavy drinking, Harry Potter has a love bite the size of Wales on his neck and an unsigned note from the man who gave it to him in his pocket. The only problem? He can’t quite remember who he brought home with him the night before. And what’s got Draco Malfoy in such a strop?
OMG pining in this one like crazy. It’s obvious why from the summary, right?? Yeah? Just….you’re already feeling the angst, I know it, just read it and let it be resolved <3

One Big Misunderstanding by agentmoppet / @agentmoppet (7K)- Draco will be the first to admit that his choices aren’t particularly clever, especially when they involve Potter, but this has to be the worst one yet.
OH, DRACO. Poor baby sends Harry and Blaise off on a date together and then becomes a jealous wreck and it’s beautiful.

You Send Me (Honest You Do) by firethesound (37K)- As far as potion accidents go in general, and deaging incidents go in particular, Draco knew this could have been so much worse. Harry only lost about ten years, and all his memories are still intact. But the sight of him looking as if he’s stepped straight out of Draco’s Hogwarts memories has dredged up a whole mess of complicated feelings Draco thought he’d buried years ago, and Draco really doesn’t know what to do with any of it.
This is a GREAT use of the deaging trope (without being at all creepy btw, so don’t worry!), and Harry has tattoooooos!! Also more pining pining pining <3 And great writing as always from this amazing author.

Tales from the Special Branch Series by femmequixotic (304K so far)- When Gavin Robards asks him to form Special Branch seven-four-alpha, Harry Potter knows they’ll have to work outside the confines of the law–even though they are the law.
Are you tired of me reccing this series yet? TOO BAD I’LL NEVER STOP MUAHAHA. This list just wouldn’t be complete without it! Who could ever tire of Draco fucking Harry, his senior officer???? NOT ME!!

All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound (150K)- Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
Another fic I’ve recced over and over because IT’S THE QUINTESSENTIAL BEST EVER CLASSIC AUROR PARTNER FIC IN MY OPINION so it literally cannot be missing from this list.

It’s the Love of the Chase (That Created the Ride) by lumosed_quill (14K)- Draco and Harry are new Auror partners. It’s a bit dull. Until they finally see some spell action and things get a lot more interesting (in Draco’s pants).
Basically adrenalin rushes from cases make Harry and Draco crave sex and it’s amazing 

One Harry Potter Please (If Possible, Seduced and Ready) by faithwood (62K)- All Draco wants is Harry Potter’s friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures.
So nearly all long-term-auror-partner fics have flangst because how could they not?? But this one stands out to me as being the FLANGSTIEST (this is a word now) EVER. Like an adorable idiot, Draco impersonates Harry’s secret admirer.

The Kaleidoscope Charm, or 50 Shades of Rainbow Magic by Omi_Ohmy (27K)- Getting Draco Malfoy as a boss was not the worst thing that happened to Harry; getting a crush on him was.
Auror!Harry is assigned to work with Draco (of the Curse and Lock Breaking Dept). Also he owns a giant angel statue that looks just like him. ;D

Like Diamonds We Are Cut With Our Own Dust by raitala (11K)- Draco has borne the mark of the Dark Lord for over ten years. It is familiar to him, but he pays the price for it every day, and Harry has noticed.
This fic is just so cool. It’s based on “that picture” by alekina, which I coincidentally reblogged just yesterday and is amazing and HARRY REMOVES DRACO’S DARK MARK YEP

Whoo Knew? by oceaxe (19K)- Despite having had a crush on his Auror partner for years, Draco’s been biding his time and waiting for the perfect opportunity to make his case. But when Harry subscribes to a new wizarding personals service, Draco gets a wake-up call. With new each message that arrives for Harry from a hopeful suitor, it becomes more and more clear that the time to act has arrived.
MORE AUROR PARTNERS BEING RIDICULOUS PINING IDIOTS UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE, BUT THEY DO IT ALL SO CUTELY. And with owls this time!!

Tsukihina!

the ultimate tol and the ultimate smol

  • tsukishima gives so many piggyback rides
  • Hina has the cutest fucking giggle and Tuskki LIVES for causing it
  • so many bad jokes. So So many
  • Everyone thinks Tsuki is the big bad protector but no its HInata
  • If someone shit talks Tsuki then Hinata will descend from the heavens and fuck shit up
  • ESKIMO KISSES
  • Hinata sitting in Tuskki’s lap talking about his day and Tsukki being so goddamn smitten
  • tsukishima getting all flustered and blushy whenever they kiss and Hina just grinning
  • Natsu loving her brother’s giant tree boyfriend
  • Akiteru is already planning the wedding
  • lots of cute cafe dates where they share cute-looking cakes and feed each other
  • When they fight they both go for the silent treatment and it makes everything uncomfortable
  • Tsukki sulks around Yamaguchi who glares at him and elbows him to grow a spine and apologize
  • Hinata going to Kageyama who is confused but supportive and awkwardly pats his tiny friend to cheer him up
  • If they don’t make up after a day or two then Yachi appears to yell at them about being idiots 
  • Yamaguchi swoons in the background
  • Feat adorable Yamayachi and ace!Kags
  • SLEEPOVERS
  • Tsukki kissing the bruises on Hinata’s knees because he spent all day practicing receives
  • Hinata constantly assuring Tsukishima that he’s ok and that he loves him and that he’s not worthless
  • “don’t be an idiot of course I love you.”
  • Tsukishima ‘cant deal with emotions’ Kei can’t say ‘I love you’ for so long but Hinata knows anyways and says it enough for the both of them
  • When he finally says it Hinata bursts into tears
  • Tuskki is so confused like: ??? I thought i was doing a good? 
  • So many kisses
  •  did i mention the puns? Because there are a lot of puns.
Complicated

    @becaamm asked: Hii. Are you open to requests? Could I request a story where Reader is pregnant (like, 8 months) and is trying to have sex with Dean, but her stomach is in the way, so it turns really funny? Ps: One of the girls told me about your blog when I sent her a request. I’m still figuring out tumblr, haha. Regardless of your answer, Thank you . I appreciate that you gave me a bit of your time.  ( making sure it tags you, @becaamm  )

A/N:  I don’t usually take requests, nor do I ever write smut, but this felt like a challenge.  I hope you like this.

Words:  1302

Pairing:  Dean x Reader

Warnings:  Dean being an adorable idiot.  Implied smut

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Complicated

The smell of something amazing aroused me from my much needed nap.  With a groan I stepped from our room and waddled my 8 months pregnant self down the bunker’s hall.

The dimmed lights drew my attention to the library.  One of the tables had been dressed with a white linen table cloth, candles, flowers, and place settings for two.   

“Wow.”  the soft words escaped uninhibited.   

Dean rounded the corner as I trailed a finger along the soft cloth.  He was carrying a covered platter that’s smell made my stomach growl audibly.   

“Hey Sweetheart.  I was just about to come get you.”  He placed the food on the table.

“What’s all this? Where’s Sam?”

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“and everyone thinks we’re mates..”

KJ and Cole being adorable idiots ♥

'Tomoaki' and 'KENN'
Maeno Tomoaki, KENN, Arthur Lounsbery
'Tomoaki' and 'KENN'

Arthur: (Reading out listener’s message) With the childhood friends pair Kuga and Toraishi and how they call each other, Kuga calls Toraishi by his last name, but Toraishi calls him by his first name ’Shuu’, doesn’t he. Maeno-san, KENN-san, normally in your private lives how do you call each other? Like would KENN-san call you by ‘Tomoaki~!’?

Maeno: He doesn’t, he doesn’t!

KENN: Name, huh? I have to admit, it’d be pretty embarrassing.

Maeno: Eh? You don’t want to call me [by my first name]? (´;ω;’)

KENN: …That- no, wait-!

*All burst out laughing*

KENN: YOU! You- I didn’t mean anything like that!

Maeno: But it seemed like it had that kind of undertone to it!

KENN: N- No, wait, umm, it’s not quite like that… It’s not like that, I mean I’d be okay with calling you 'Tomoaki’…

Arthur: Pft!

KENN: But! Like, it’d be-

Maeno: But it’d be kinda weird, it’d be weird. 

KENN: It’d be weird…

Maeno: It’d be creepy.

KENN: In the beginning, at the beginning, I called you by either 'Maeno-kun’ or 'Maeno-san’…

Maeno: That’s right.

KENN: And then, in our private lives I gradually left behind ’-kun’ and ’-san’ and just call you 'Maeno, Maeno’ without them… 

Arthur: You just call him by his last name with no honorifics.

KENN: Yes.

Maeno: I call you in a pretty normal way with just 'KENN’.

KENN: That’s why if I were to call you 'Tomoaki’ starting from now, it’d be super embarrassing…! Definitely.

Maeno: Ah, but I call [Matsuoka Yoshitsugu] just by 'Yoshitsugu, Yoshitsugu’.

KENN/Arthur: Ahhh.

KENN: But we’ve known each other for so long now, and I’ve always called you by 'Maeno’, and so to start from now… Like, for instance, if I was to suddenly go one day, “Yo! T- Tomoaki…”, you’d probably go, “What’s wrong with you, KENN?! It’s creepy!”

Maeno: I’d be like, “What happened to you?”

KENN: You’d probably be like, “What happened to you?” That’s why it feels like I can’t change it now.

Maeno: It’s natural this way.

KENN: I like it when people call me 'KENN’ (without any honorifics).

Arthur: Your senpais?

KENN: Anyone. Well, I have the nickname 'Kennu’, and so when people call me 'Kennu’ of course that makes me happy since it’s my nickname, but when I get called 'KENN’ every now and then it makes me go “( 。• ω • 。) …!!”

Maeno: Kenn. Kenn. …KENNNNN!!!!

*All burst out laughing*

KENN: You’re so noisy!

Maeno: KENNNN!!

Yvonne Strahovski, Samira Wiley, Bruce Miller, Elisabeth Moss and Joseph Fiennes were photographed April 21 at The Beekman in New York [x]

Extract from Hollywood Reporter Closer Look cast discussion.

MOSS: The great thing that Yvonne did is bring that vulnerability. I had times when we’d do a scene together and look at each other, and all of a sudden we were just two women in different — both terrible — circumstances.

STRAHOVSKI: There were so many times where I just wanted to give her a hug.

MOSS: She would say that! “I’m so sorry. She’s awful, isn’t she?” And I was like, “I get it.”

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The Matchmakers - Part 10

A drabble series I’m working on with @setthestarsxnfire - we wrote this one together! Another long one so more under the cut!

ZEN: Would you just shut up?

Jumin Han: I don’t see why I should.

ZEN: No one cares about your stupid cat.
ZEN: I’m sick of hearing about you and that thing.

Jumin Han: Elizabeth the third is not a thing.
Jumin Han: She’s my companion.
Jumin Han: At least I’m not complaining to everyone about my non-existent love life, like a brat I know.

V: Jumin…

Jumin Han: I, however, do hope that you can find someone who can tolerate your bullshit.
Jumin Han: So that you can disappear from this chat and bother them instead.
Jumin Han: Let’s be honest, people only care about your looks.

Yoosung★: omg

ZEN: Oh, yeah?

MC: Guys

ZEN: Well, I hope you find someone in your life
ZEN: Who’s not in it for the money

Jaehee Kang: O.O

ZEN: But that’s never going to happen.
ZEN: You only care about money and that stupid cat.

Jumin Han: Fuck off, Zen.

ZEN: With pleasure.
ZEN: I feel sick just being in the same chatroom as you.

707: Holy shit

Jumin Han: The feeling is mutual, I have tolerated a brat for too long.

ZEN: Fuck you, jerk.

- Zen has logged off -
- Jumin Han has logged off -

Saeran: What the fuck.

Yoosung★: TnT Why are they fighting now? Did something happen in the photo shoot yesterday?!

MC: No!
MC: Or at least, not while we were in the room.

Jaehee Kang: Something must has happened when we were gone, MC…

V: And it was probably quite harsh to get them to carry the fight all over here.

707: Cat mom and prince charming…
707: T_T My otp orz

Jaehee Kang: Let’s discuss this in private.

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- Why don’t we stop pretending that I’m brilliant and you’re simple, for one moment?