being adorable and shit

Ok like we have Yuri being seen as cute by Otabek but like… what if Yuri found subtle things that Otabek does as sorta cute?

For example Otabek in practice successfully does a jump and does that little baby fist bump. Otabek is so stoic but Yuri can see his happiness and think it’s pure.

Or Otabek gets super excited about something but doesn’t want to show too much of it. Though Yuri can see right through and just sees how endearing it is. He loves that sorta childish excitement from Otabek.

Soft Gladio Headcanons:

  • Manages to find the softest pj and sweat pants imaginable
  • He thinks his lover wearing his hoodies is the cutest thing ever
  • BIG hugs, 10/10 makes you feel safe and like everything is going to be okay
  • Super ticklish which comes in handy because he is tall and will absolutely hold stuff out of your reach
  • Pro tip: poke his ribs
  • Lets little kids win against him in arm wrestling
  • Is a human furnace A+ for snuggling on cold days
  • Loves cuddling while he reads

Jaal and Ryder are the type of couple who do everything together and calling each other waaay too affectionate pet names and get everyone else disgusted/uncomfortable and nothing can convince me otherwise

Humans have exceptions

I don’t think I have seen a post talking about this yet so here I am. 

We’ve talked about how humans can be absolutely adorable while still being durable and aggressive little shits, we’ve talked about how they have no patience and a lot of nerve, and very weird and complex ways of thinking. We can all agree that to the aliens, they are already an incredibly weird species. 

But here’s the thing : not only are humans weird, but they have exceptions that are even weirder. I’m not talking about mentally ill people, because that’s a whole different matter and that’s already been addressed. I’m talking about exceptions that don’t come from a disability but still puts an individual appart from the rest. 

Like, we are an impatient species that will need distractions and needs to move and progress and do things. But there is always that one weirdo that can stay put for hours, just daydreaming, being in their own little world, waiting for someone to come back, for something to happen, and is overall very patient (not judging, I’m that weirdo).

We are creatures who go to war a lot, even with each other. We can be seen as fierce and fearless, yet there is always someone who will have one (or several) phobia(s), someone who will freeze in front of danger and cry for hours.

We use those weird items to decorate ourselves, we even paint and tatoo our skin and pierce it with little pieces of metal because it’s “fashion” and we think it’s pretty. But there will always be that one person who just wears comfortable things and won’t let anything even near their skin.

And basically the aliens have to update their “guide to humans” again with a lot of “not always” and “there are some exceptions” and “this doesn’t apply to all” and “if that is not the result you get, don’t panic”.

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I hope they never, ever get rid of the running gag that everyone is aware of and hates the fact that they’re in a musical, UNLESS THEY ARE THE ONES DOING THE SINGING.

YOI re-do AU where all 6 of the Barcelona GPF skaters and their coaches are sent back to just after the Sochi GPF medal ceremony.

Phichit is at his apartment in Detroit, snuggled down in a nest of blankets on Yuuri’s bed and prowling all his social media accounts, tearing apart anyone who says anything bad about his best friend’s performance. That’s when he feels a strike of blinding pain to the base of his skull, as if he’s been struck by lightning. His eyes roll back into his head and he faints. And when he wakes up with a startled gasp about ten minutes later, he looks around in confusion, wondering why he’s not back in his parents’ home in Bangkok.

Otabek is back at his home rink in Almaty. After failing to qualify for the Finals, he and his coach had decided it would be a good change of pace to return to his own country, and he’s working feverishly so that he can do well in his country’s Nationals and make a comeback at Worlds. He’s in the middle of practicing a step sequence when he feels the blinding pain of his memories coming back, and he falls to the ice with a dull thump. A cry of alarm goes up from his rinkmates as they skate over to see if he’s okay. His coach’s accompanying thump from the rinkside makes the skaters panic even more as they go over to see what’s going on.

The other four, luckily, are already in their hotel rooms when it happens, getting ready for the banquet.

Yuuri was grabbing a quick nap at the time, so he’s lucky enough to not feel the pain of his memories returning, but he’s startled awake when Celestino comes barging into his hotel room.

(Yuuri always makes sure Celestino has a copy of his room key, in case he has an anxiety attack or doesn’t want to leave his room before a competition.)

Celestino’s expression is frantic when it lands on a confused Yuuri, who’s trying to process all the memories flooding through him.

They both immediately know the other has also gotten the memories, and Celestino sweeps Yuuri into a crushing hug. He’d been so worried about his fragile-hearted skater after his mess of a performance, and he’s just so relieved now to know that Yuuri will continue skating, even if he does eventually leave Celestino’s rink.

Yuuri is shy as he requests Celestino to keep coaching him until the end of the season - this time, he plans to pick himself up and do better at Nationals, so that he can qualify for Worlds. He wants to show the world what an amazing coach Celestino had been, and that Viktor wasn’t the only one responsible for turning Yuuri into the skater he is today.

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headcanon where everything’s fine after infinity wars. there’s still some awkwardness, but the avengers are back to being okay with each other. steve is trying his best to win tony back, and tony, being the little adorable shit that he is, loves to play hard to get, because, hey, steve kind of deserves it, okay? steve tries everything. e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g. he’s so desperate that at some point he even tries some stupid crap lines like,

steve: if i were a cat i’d choose to spend all my 9 lives with you, tony

tony, casually sipping coffee: i prefer dogs