Dick once accidentally sucked up Tim’s iPad charger with the vacuum.
Damian once intentionally attacked Tim with the vacuum. They ended up having to cut his hair just to set him loose and Tim was not happy.
When told to clean his room, Jason would, without fail, stuff everything into the closet and drawers… only to be busted by Alfred.
Cass tends to do the same thing at her place, but more because she genuinely thinks she’s cleaning? Alfred is appalled when he opens a closet door and Literally Everything pours out.
Damian and Tim once had a “Windex fight”.
Dick is really bad for not pointing the nozzle in the right direction when dusting or cleaning, and has sprayed himself in the eye many, many times.
Jason once mopped the kitchen and forgot to tell anyone… so Bruce came back from patrol and slipped, falling face-down on the floor. When confronted, Jason shrugged and said that if Bruce had let him go on patrol “this wouldn’t have been a problem”.
There is an ongoing competition to see who can scare Damian while he’s cleaning and wearing his headphones the most. Dick is currently winning with 7 confirmed scares.
Eight-year-old Dick being made to do the occasional chore (at the behest of Bruce, “to teach him the values of diligence and hard work”) and singing “It’s The Hard-knock Life” from Annie just to piss of Alfred and Bruce. It works.
Dick fell out of a window once when he was cleaning one of the top floor windows. Tried to do it again because he claimed it was “good practice”.
Steph is forbidden from cleaning or touching anything in Wayne Manor after breaking a rare, antique vase that cost $1.2 million. She’s allowed to sit on the couch though.
Babs definitely stress cleans. Like, everything in sight. Don’t leave your stuff out when Babs gets really stressed because she will probably throw it away.
Dick dances and sings while he cleans, which means it takes him much longer and gets on everyone’s nerves because it’s usually cheesy pop or 80′s tunes.
Bruce once took it upon himself to clean his own shower and Alfred found him laying on the bathroom floor, barely conscious, a strong fume permeating the room:
Alfred: *coughing through the fumes* Master Bruce! What on earth is— is that fear toxin?! Laughing gas?
Bruce: No… *weakly points to a spray container* I used too much… Cillit Bang….
Alfred: *slowly stands and leaves the room without another word*
So, two buddies of mine and I have this cute Family AU with Victor, Yuuri and their adoptive son Yuri(o) going in which Yurio gives a crap about gender-norm clothes and wears skirts. However, one time he got bullied to the point he had to switch school.
And that’s when he met Otabek who totally encourages him to wear skirts and is ready to kick anyone’s ass if they dared to make a remark on Yurio’s clothing style.
(they’re still young kids here. Like, Yurio being about 5-6 and Otabek 7-8 years old)
Walking Dead alum Andrew J. West has landed a potentially pivotal role in the Once Upon a Time finale — and any possible Season 7.
TVLine has learned that West, whose recent TV credits include the Once creators’ Dead of Summer, will guest-star in the Season 6 finale in an undisclosed role. He could then become a series regular if the “bubble” drama gets picked up for fall.
Though ABC is parting with no details on the role, TVLine previously reported that Once was casting a “strong yet vulnerable” leading man in his late 20s to mid-30s, a gent who was once optimistic and hopeful but now is a friendless, cynical recluse. That said, he still possesses a dormant, deep-seated spark of hope that waits for the right person to reignite it.
The other role being cast for the finale/Season 7 is a precocious 10-year-old with a “constant twinkle of mischief in her eye.” And though this girl comes from a broken home, those struggles have only made her stronger — something which will come in handy when darkness threatens “everything she holds dear.”
Once Upon a Time‘s recently resumed Season 6 continues this Sunday at 8/7c, with Episode 12, “Murder Most Foul.”
Dude, yeah kids question shit. All those ppl like "the world is wonderful and nothing is wrong"??? Like, maybe I didn't really understand politics, but I was already having existential crisis' in like, the fourth grade
I remember being about 7 years old and asking my uncle if it was weird to wonder if the world was a simulation. “Sometimes I think the entire universe is in my imagination and I’m just dreaming it all up while floating through empty space,” I said. “But then I realize that that just means I’m incredibly intelligent and creative, and I feel better.”
Characters: reader, James (Bucky), OC Caleb, OC Marjorie (reader’s mother), mention of OC Kevin Jenkins.
Summary: As a single mom with a jerk of an ex-husband, you’re doing your best to run the family business all on your own when your mother hires a mysterious man with a troubled past to help out. He just might be what you need in your life, but will his secrets bring you together or tear you apart? (Events occur shortly after Captain America: The Winter Soldier)
Warnings: mostly fluff, a lil angst.
Word Count: 2554
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A/N: This fic was originally for Stark’s Tower Movie Challenge ( @hunters-from-stark-tower ). I hoped to have another part or two finished by the deadline, but life happens. :) I’ve based this fic on the movie/book “The Lucky One”. I’m really enjoying fleshing out this story and putting my own spin on it! I hope you agree. Please let me know your thoughts!
You heard the stable doors sliding shut, breaking you from your reverie. James closed the padlock around the chain and handed the keys to you.
“Thank you,” you responded, throat still a little thick with emotion.
“He’ll be okay,” James assured you. “Caleb. You’re doing right by him, I don’t doubt that.”
“I appreciate that. Have a good night, James,” you said with a sniffle.
A generous smile touched his lips, this time even reaching his stunning blue eyes.
“Good night, Y/N,” he echoed before walking away.
The rest of the week, James continued to be the perfect employee. He came early to start any repair projects he saw, fed the horses, mucked out the stalls, hauled bales of hay, and did all of it without complaint. Most days you had to remind him to take a lunch break and when to stop at the end of the day. You wondered if he actually even had an off switch. Around noon, when reminded, he would disappear for that hour for the first few days, but by the end of the week he was bringing a lunch of his own and would spend time with the horses. You could tell he was more comfortable around them and that fact made you oddly happy.
One evening after work was done for the day and James had gone home, you were sitting on your porch with your mother beside you. Caleb was laying on a blanket with his sketchbook, perfectly content. As the sun set and darkness rose slowly, you saw a figure walk past on the main road. It was James walking back from town with what looked like at least 5 grocery bags in his left hand and 3 or 4 planks of wood over his right shoulder. Quite the load to carry over such a long distance, although come to think of it, you weren’t sure where he was staying since there wasn’t much past your stables for miles.
Curiosity got the better of you so the next day, after discussing the training and feeding schedule, you breeched the subject.
Name: — Species: Galra Age: 18 (assuming they have a similar lifespan to humans? If not he’s the equivalent of a 18 year old human) Gender: Male Height: 6′4 (average being 7′6) - 1.94m Family: Orphan (?) Story: Abandoned at an orphanage at a very early age and sold as a slave to the Galra military not long after. The soldiers and officers simply call him “runt”.Cares for the prisoners and performs simple tasks around the base.Frequently steals more food and medicine for the prisoners.
10-Year-Old Busts Myth About Trans People With Powerful Sign
According to Rebekah’s mom, Jamie Bruesehoff, Rebekah began living as her authentic self at 8 years old. She had suffered from mild anxiety and crippling depression as a result of being assigned male at birth. “We had a 7-year-old child in crisis,” Bruesehoff told The Huffington Post. “With the help of some excellent professionals and a lot of learning, we all came to realize she wasn’t a boy. She was a girl.”
I know the exact moment I stopped being Christian.
I was 7 years old in Sunday school and I remember the pastor dude or whatever telling us about Heaven and angels, and he was going on about how angels looked like beautiful women but were in fact men and the entire time I was l thinking What the fuck are you talking about? I don’t remember reading about this? This makes no goddamn sense.
I was always super inquisitive as a kid and I questioned a lot of what was taught to me but it was this one moment with this Sunday school teacher’s weird angel headcanon that obliterated my trust in what adults at church tried to teach me.
y'all are wild. like, the earliest that we know of natasha working for shield is 2009 in odessa, and by that time she was 25 years old. that’s 7 years between her being 18. she did not look younger than 16 at her graduation ceremony in aou so even if she had been working for shield for YEARS before odessa she still wouldn’t have been a minor when clint recruited her.
hers and bucky’s affair in the red room lasted for literally a total of like a month in the comics. 7 years equals to 84 months. and y'all are saying that there is no way in hell that they can fit four weeks in between those 7 years? 🤔
I’ve been watching Big Little Lies and Chloe is my fave because 90% of the time she is listening to music from her incredible playlists and the other 10% of the time she’s just being adorable and sweet. She’s only like 7 years old and yet I’ve never related to a character more.
I’m not gonna reblog the original post this was on, because I’m not about to start something but: When did starting dance at 7 years old make you a late starter?!
Late starter at 7 years old???
Y'all, when I was growing up being a late starter meant starting at like 12. Not 7. That’s insane. Can we like un-do where that’s a thing? Calling someone who started competing at age 8 a late starter is toxic to say the least. That’s how we drive kids into being burned out by 12 years old and that’s how we end up with 10 year olds who think they’re never gonna be good (and yes, I have students that age worrying about their dance future because so many minis on youtube are doing the most. Ridiculous…)
I understand thinking it’s cool when minis are really good, I also think it’s cool when they are really good. But, supporting this idea that anyone who doesn’t live at a studio by the time they are 4 is late to the game is so terrible. Most kids don’t actually get good until they’re in their early teens anyway (with a few exceptions). Until then they mostly have a lot of potential and are good for their age.
Back in 2012 I was really into this warriors rp and ended up being fast friends with about 7 other 12-to-15 year olds. We were super edgy and our cat names included(but were not limited to): Shatterscream, Quartzprickle, Veiledmist, Cursecry, Featherfreeze, Rubyrain, and a cat that was never more than a concept called Strawberrylightning. Fucking wild.
Strawberrylightning is my new banjo cover band that only covers metallica songs
I just want to take a moment to talk about what Pirates of The Caribbean movies mean to me.
These movies are my whole life and I am very emotionally attached to them.I remember being 7 years old anxiously waiting to see The Curse of The Black Pearl on the tv for the first time cause I was too young to go and see it at the cinema.
These movies literally have followed all stages of my life
First 3 came out when I was at the primary school and I was literally crazy about them.I remember having the first one on videotape and I also remember that when I finally got At world’s End I was watching it at least 2 times a day.
Then the 4th one came out when I was a teenager and now the 5th one comes out when I am a university student.
I just feel so many things about this franchise cause I literally grew up with it.There are no other franchises that I feel that way about.I mean,I adore Harry Potter,Lord of The Rings and Star Wars but I appreciated them after I was 15 or so.But POTC will always have my heart.
Sorry for the emotional rant I just felt the need to share it with you!
Okay so this started out as me wanting to draw design ideas for an older Morty and younger Rick, but instead it somehow turned into an AU where a young-adult Morty in college who never met his Rick (for whatever reason) gets stuck being forced to raise a little kid Rick (somewhere around 7-10 years old) who is of course a genius for his age. Morty isn’t entirely sure what he’s doing or how one would go about handling a situation like this, especially because he’s trying to enjoy his life as a college student, but now he’s got this kid dumped on him who… very much does not behave like a normal kid for his age? Should he treat him like he expects a regular parent should treat a child? Does Rick need strict bedtimes and daycare?? he seems pretty self sufficient, BUT CHRIST HE’S STILL A KID. How does one handle a situation like this? Oh jeez.
For years I’ve been wanting an MCR tattoo and today was finally the fucking day. Like Seriously I’ve been an MCR fan since I was 7 years old, they have not stopped being my favorite band since. I gave my artist creative freedom with some of my ideas and he came up with something better than I ever would have imagined myself (the best part was he was another huge MCR fan too). Even though Danger Days was my least favorite album, it came out during a really dark time in my life where I needed that more upbeat happy music to give me the strength to keep me going. MCR has saved my life many times and I will never stop appreciating what they did for me and so many other people. This was done by Chris Cook @ Studio Thirteen Tattoo in Orlando 🕷❤️