bein' real

on day 7 of Seven’s route

me: “I’m so happy that you’re here. We can be like newly-weds!”

Seven: “I’m sorry, but I’m not interested in that.”


anyways remember in s3 when emma did the whole flirty “you couldnt handle it” line and then killian dumbass jones thought he was bein real clever by saying “maybe YOU couldnt handle it” (CleverTM & SuaveTM ComebacksTM) but then emma surprise made out with him and he stood there for ten mcfreaking minutes afterwards staring into space and contemplating the fact that he was certifiably the wrongest he’d ever been in his whole life and also Screwed

remember i made that post about barakamon-inspired au

what is this au, you ask?

it is an au where old retired hitman reborn moves to japan and is immediately adopted by the local kidlet gang and hijinks ensue. that’s about it. that’s really all i got.

one of the many reasons I love got7 so much is even though they’re close to each other they don’t have to fake their friendships and they don’t hide the fact that they don’t get along with each other sometimes


The water hits like ice so that I scream in pained shock; Negan curses as he adjusts the temperature, his clothes soaking deeply as mine in the stall.  I know he’s using up the little reserve of hot water we have for this, but something about his consideration gets under my skin all the more.  He doesn’t have the right to play the good guy with me.  I’m not special enough for that, he’s made that perfectly clear.

“Fuck this,” I go to leave, to walk my freezing ass back to my room, when I’m lifted and set back under the shower-head.  “Fucker!  Let me go!”  I squirm, slip, and find myself quickly grateful for Negan’s arm securing my waist.

He slaps a bar of soap in my hand.  “Wash the fuck up before I scrub your ass down myself.”

“You don’t own me.”

Negan chuckles.  “Lucky fuckin’ you, ‘cause you’re bein’ a real fuckin’ pain in my fuckin’ ass.”

“So what?  What are you going to do, Negan?”  As a man steadfastly against sexual assault or the general abuse of women his threats ring hollow.  He won’t seriously hurt me.  “Nothing…” I push back into him, move my head to growl in his face  “You’re so full of shit.”

“So are you,” Negan’s lips curl up in a nasty smirk, like he knows something about me I don’t.

I turn, look up, and set the soap back on the shelf.  He chuckles at the childish defiance, arches brows in challenge…It’s still my move.  There’s a thought to knee him in the groin and walk off, victorious, but that’s not what I really want.  I don’t want to win, I want to fight.

The second my hand goes up it’s behind my back, pinned between the wall and my body.  Negan blocks the stream with a wicked grin; he’s close enough I can feel his breath on my face.  I’m the one who closes the gap, sets my lips on his, tentatively raises my free hand to his shoulder before digging nails in.  He’s the one that deepens the kiss with a grunt.

…Dwight’s the one that interrupts…  “Boss?  Ya in here?”

“Fuckin’ D-bag,” Negan mutters out of the kiss, fingers still gripping the side of my boy-shorts.  “WHAT?!”

“Everythin’s ready, we better haul before they slip away.”

“I’m gonna fuckin’ kill ‘im some fuckin’ day I swear to fuck.”  Negan mutters, then sighs.  “Gimme five fuckin’ minutes you scarred prick!”  We listen together as Dwight walks out before Negan gives me a dead serious look.  “Wash the fuck up and fast, you’re comin’ with us.”

…This time I don’t argue, this time I do as I’m told…

Leave it to ol’ Dwighty-Boy to fuck shit up, haha!  Seriously though, there’s a reason they don’t get to bang now and will get to when they do so…yeah…just be patient, lol!  Also, in the bottom gif, technically Negan and Lorien are both still dressed (Negan fully, Lorien in her tee and boy shorts).  Next up is the start of Negan’s introduction to Rick and the Alexandrians…and Simon should be back soon…

Tagging: @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash, @strangersangel9, @dusty-cookie, @dwaynii @kthnxbyeeeee @cemmia @crzcorgi @negans-network @ericuhlorain @imfuckin-gcrazy @angelfuzzy2 @thewalkingdeadfanatic @browneyesandbadjokes @vizhi0n @smuttwd @superwholoki @stone-met @trashforwinchesters @scarygoodfanfics @negansfavoritegirl @toxic-ink @sillywiseone @wadeyourebarelyalive @jane-alca @despoinak27 @zoesmama2024 @cass-xxo @purplejellybean @deez666 @ericas-negan77  @blonde-orphan @absentguile @magpiegirl80 @andherlifeis @nracha @lynnliciousadnan  …I THINK I remembered/thought of everyone.  If anyone else wants on the tag list just lemme know.  I’ll also tag this for Negan’s Thirst Squad (because Negan’s a big part of this overall). 😄

(Bottom gif from @mypapawinchester. Top gif from Google.)

Previous Chapters: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 , Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9,  Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19  …Or go to the Masterlist, lol!