Field Guide to Women’s Shoes: Know Your Heel Styles and Purposes.
Floral white six-inch stilettos.
PURPOSE: Generally used to elevate a petite woman and accentuate her posterior to encourage mating behavior.
OCCURRENCE: Most commonly worn by 20-something single women in search of sexual prey. Prevalent throughout the world, particularly in singles bars.
COMMON FIELD TERM: ‘Fuck-me Pumps.’
PRECAUTIONS: Typically not removed during mating rituals. Heel impalements can be common. If sighted, use extreme caution, and approach only if totally hypnotized and unable to resist. If ensnared, whimper softly ‘Don’t, stop. Don’t, stop. Don’t stop!!’