behaving badly

This is what I think of every time there’s a post about a woman behaving badly and the comments are all about her specifically, then there’s a post about a man behaving bad and the comments are all “MEN AIN’T SHIT!”

  • Remus: Let's face it, Prongs. The only way you're gonna be "in there" with Lily is if you're both marooned on a deserted island and she eats a poisonous berry that makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful, and desperate for sex.
Nat Motherfuckin Wolff

okay let’s get things straight

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THIS MAN IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED

HE IS AN AMAZING ACTOR

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HE CAN SING

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HE HAS DONE SO MANY MOVIES INCLUDING;

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS (obvi)

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Stuck In Love (one of my faves <3)

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(Rusty MotherFucking Borgens just sayin’)

Palo Alto (still haven’t seen it oops.)

Behaving Badly (RLLY GOOD YOU NEED TO WATCH IT) 

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(He’s a pimp in that movie )

AND NOT TO MENTION HE IS RLLY RLLY HOT AND HE HAS BEEN MY CRUSH SINCE I WAS 6.

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THAT"S ALL *drops mic dramatically*

(I worked very hard on this ple give it notes or I will be sad.)

J.R.R. Tolkien, describing Luthien Tinuviel (Silmarillion, “Of Beren and Luthien”):

“…her eyes were grey as the starlit evening; her mantle was sewn with golden flowers, but her hair was dark as the shadows of twilight…and in her face was a shining light.”

J.R.R. Tolkien, describing Elrond (FoTR, “Many Meetings”):

“His hair was dark as the shadows of twilight, and upon it was set a circlet of silver; his eyes were grey as a clear evening, and in them was a light like the light of stars.”

J.R.R. Tolkien, describing Arwen (FoTR, “Many Meetings”):

“… there sat a lady fair to look upon, so like was she in form of womanhood to Elrond that Frodo guessed that she was one of his close kindred. Young she was and yet not so. The braids of her dark hair were touched by no  frost; her white arms and clear face were flawless and smooth, and the light of stars was in her bright eyes, grey as a cloudless night.”

Now I’m not saying Elrond looks exactly like a male version of the two most beautiful women in the history of Middle Earth except wait yes that’s exactly what I’m saying

and also why do fanartists never portray this in all its imaginative glory I thought you guys were all about reveling in Tolkien’s glorious excuse to draw male elves who are so pretty it hurts, why not the most canon one?