This is what I think of every time there’s a post about a woman behaving badly and the comments are all about her specifically, then there’s a post about a man behaving bad and the comments are all “MEN AIN’T SHIT!”
Let's face it, Prongs. The only way you're gonna be "in there" with Lily is if you're both marooned on a deserted island and she eats a poisonous berry that makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful, and desperate for sex.
“… there sat a lady fair to look upon, so like was she in form of
womanhood to Elrond that Frodo guessed that she was one of his close
kindred. Young she was and yet not so. The braids of her dark hair were
touched by no frost; her white arms and clear face were flawless and
smooth, and the light of stars was in her bright eyes, grey as a
Now I’m not saying Elrond looks exactly like a male version of the two most beautiful women in the history of Middle Earth except wait yes that’s exactly what I’m saying
and also why do fanartists never portray this in all its imaginative glory I thought you guys were all about reveling in Tolkien’s glorious excuse to draw male elves who are so pretty it hurts, why not the most canon one?