Am I the only one who finds Yugie EXTREMELY attractive here?? I know its an old video but he just looks soooo damn good I keep on going back to the video just to look at his pretty face. Other than wanting to watch him dance freestyle of course💕
As you watched Astro performing, you of course kept your eyes on Jinwoo. He was your longtime friend after all.
“Alright the next song..” Jinwoo said as the Astro members walked toward the back of the stage and took a seat. This was something you haven’t seen them do in rehearsal before…
Dongmin ran backstage and came back with a chair, putting it right in the middle of the stage then running back to the other members that were intently watching Jinwoo.
“The next song is to my lovely friend..” He annouced, his eyes darting directly to you. “Well she’s a girl. And she’s my friend.” He said staring, keeping intense eye contact. Your face turned red as he walked down the set of stairs on the side of the stage until he reached you.
“Do you want to be my girlfriend?” He asked with his eyes shining under the stage lights. You could feel your face burning red hot, but you managed to nod your head. He pulled you into a big hug and led you on stage, rapping to you as you sat on the chair that was in the middle of the stage.
I would not fight Jin at all, 10/10 would not recommend. He may seem awkward and sweet and motherly and adorable by nature, but Seokjin seems like he would have a quick temper. Not to mention, according to multiple other members he has the best body. Strength is, well, a strength for him, then. There’s gotta be some things this gentle man can do with his shoulders, and I’m not talking about stuff that would belong in a smut. In short, Kim Seokjin is almost definitely a force to be reckoned with. Wouldn’t fight at all, ever. Don’t do it.
Min Yoongi (Suga):
Go for it. Fight Suga. You’ll win, I bet, but not without feeling bad about it. Min Yoongi is seen as “lazy” due to his tendency to sleep for hours on end. However, he is always tired because of how much he works. Because of his more or less slothlike temperament, he will let you win any argument or fight. After some time, he would agree with you/ submit to you just so you would leave him alone. However, he wouldn’t let you off easy. He couldn’t let you win and not bother you about it- expect one of those war-starting pouts after you’ve triumphed.
Jung Hoseok (J-Hope):
Why would you fight J-Hope? Who fights J-Hope? He is literally the hope of every ARMY? Not to mention, he’s screaming 24/7 and he makes the most fantastic reaction faces/noises. However, I wouldn’t fight Jung Hoseok for other reasons as well. He’s the best dancer in Bangtan (Jimin and Kookie are close, though) and he raps very well as well. His muscles due to dance must be well defined, especially his legs. You’d lose. After your loss he would probably scream out of pride and happiness, and so you would not only lose the fight, you would bruise your ego and be rid of your eardrums. Fighting J-Hope is a bad idea.
Kim Namjoon (Rap Monster):
Out of all of them, I would want to fight Rap Monster the most. However, this is almost definitely due to the fact that he is my all time bias and the light of my life, so keep that in mind. Also remember that Kim Namjoon is ridiculously intelligent, with an IQ of 148. He is also the human embodiment of the sad frog meme (pepe) so I would watch out for that. Namjoon is also over 6 feet tall and the tallest man in Bangtan, so there is that. He is the leader so he definitely has skills in wrangling people (i.e. his hyperactive group members, excluding Jin and Suga), which could make it tough for you. I am not sure who would win in this, you or Namjoon. I’d say go for it!
What the fuck? I’m sorry, but if you even considered fighting Jimin I can’t talk to you. Jimin is actually made of happiness and everything sweet in the world. I bet the sun shines out of his ass. Everybody loves Jimin, so do not fight him, for your own good. All of the other groups members, as well as every ARMY on the planet, will defend him with their lives and you will die.
Kim Taehyung (V):
For your own safety, I would strongly advise against fighting V. First of all, his tongue game and lips game in general is way too strong. Even the most steel-hearted will fall to the stuff his mouth does. His tongue has a mind of its own, so watch for that. Second, he is adorable. Like, way too cute for his own good. I’m convinced Taehyung is like a vaguely human shaped cluster of 27 bunnies in a cut out tshirt. He’s also strong and his low voice is enough to kill anyone and everyone. Don’t fight Taehyung.
Jeon Jeongguk (Jungkook):
Please don’t fight the maknae. I beg of you. Golden maknae Kookie is good at everything on the planet, except for math. He also happens to be very strong and tall, which gives him a great advantage over most ARMYs. Jeongguk is fast and agile. He is a dancer and has a fantastic body and abdominal/leg strength because of this. Do not fight Kookie. You will fail epically.