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fecipher twitter, 18-1-2018: “Good-Natured Thief, Colm”

[Card Showcase] The villages of Renais are now beset upon by wicked hordes of brigands, vying to exploit the chaos that war brings. Colm, a thief, infiltrates the treasure horde within their stronghold. It is not treasure that he seeks, but rather, a precious memento stolen by the bandits. He begins his perilous search with a calm smile on his face! (Illust. Sachiko Wada)

Card stats/skills:

B11-015N Good-Natured Thief, Colm
Thief/Cost2
Purple/Male/Sword
50ATK/10SUPP/1RNG

“Ha! And not a soul saw me. These bandits are easy picking.”

“Oops! Beg your pardon.” [TRIGGER] When this unit is deployed, reveal the top card of your opponent’s deck. You may send that card to the retreat area.

Pick [ACT] [TAP] Reveal the top card of your opponent’s deck. If that card has a deployment cost of 3 or more, you may [FLIP 1]. If you do, draw 1 card.

Illust. Sachiko Wada

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Bonus:

Some of the most iconic quotes from Ragnarok

You’re lucky i have really good memory.

-”Now you might be wondering, why i, Thor the god of thunder ended up here” 

-”Hold on, let me just circle back around- i thought we were really connecting just then” 

-”BEHOLD- my stuff”

-”I named this one Des and this one Troy. Together they are destroy” 

-*upon seeing Loki’s statue* “what the-” 

-”Hello Father.” “Oh shit”

-”I present Thor, prince of-” “No no no, you had one job.” 

-”I swear i left him right here” “Right here on the sidewalk or in that nursing home that’s being demolished?

-”I don’t know, i’m not a witch” “No? Why do you dress like one then?” 

-”I can’t believe you’re alive, i saw you die, i mourned for you!” “Im honored?” 

-”I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES” 

-”you think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t you think for a second you second rate-” 

-”Kneel” “I beg your pardon?” 

-”she’s the, It starts with a b” “trash” 

-”I don’t see thunder, but i do see sparkles!” 

-”Oh do you know each other?” “I’ve never met this man in my life” 

-”He’s my brother!” “Adopted.” 

-”aw now he’s threatening me” 

-”DIRECT ME TO WHO’S ASS I HAVE TO KICK” 

-*being dragged away* “AGH LOKI”

-”It sounds like you had a very intimate relationship with your hammer, so much that losing it was comparable to losing a loved one” “that’s a nice way of putting it” 

-”YES! WE KNOW EACH OTHER, HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!” 

-”Oh and Loki, Loki’s alive! Loki, look who it is!” “I have to get off this planet” 

-”YES, THAT’S HOW IT FEELS!” “Sorry i’m just a fan of the sport” 

-”What’s the team called?” “the uh.. revengers” 

-”i want revenge, you want revenge, and you uh..” “I’m.. undecided” 

-”Surprise!” “OW!” 

-”MBLERG ITS ME” 

-”THE SUNS GETTING LOW THE SUNS GETTING LOW” “Would you stop that?!” -”You’ve been on other planets before!” “yeah! one!” “Well, now it’s two”

-”wait you’re just using me to get to the hulk. That’s gross” 

-”Just give me twelve hours” “i can do it in 2″ “…I can do it in one” 

-”Were going through there” “the devils anus?” 

-”We might as well be strangers now, two sons of the crown set adrift” “I thought you didn’t want to talk about it” “…Heres the thing” 

-”Loki, i thought the world of you, but lets face it, our paths diverged a long time ago”

-*holding back tears* “yeah, maybe it’s for the best if we never see each other again”  

-”Hey, lets do get help” “what?” “Get help” “No, that’s humiliating” 

-”Do you have any other ideas?” “No” “were doing it.” 

-”Help my brother’s dying, get help!” *Flings loki at enemies* “HELP HIM” 

-”It’s a luxury ship, like for orgies and stuff” “did she just say this ship was used for orgies” “yeah, don’t touch anything” 

-”I CAN’T FLY THIS THING” “USE ONE OF YOUR PHD’S YOU HAVE PLENTY” “YEAH BUT NONE OF THEM ARE FOR FLYING ALIEN SPACE SHIPS!” 

-”This looks like a gun” *fireworks and loud music erupt from spaceship* 

-”In return, i wish to be granted safe passage through the anus” 

-”You know i don’t like that word” “What? mainframe?” “What? why would you think-? Slaves!” “Oh sorry sir, prisoners with jobs” 

-”YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED!” 

-”But man, you’re really the worst” 

-”Who are you? Thor, god of hammers?” 

-”I saw you coming” “Of course you did” 

-”You’re late” 

-”Hit her with your thunder!” “I just hit her with the biggest thunder bolt in the history of thunder and it didn’t do anything!” 

-”HULK NO! CAN YOU FOR ONCE JUST NOT SMASH!” “BUT BIG MONSTER!’

-”Asgard is not a place, it’s a people” 

-”Oh Miek’s dead, i stomped on him and felt bad so i’ve kind of just been holding him all day”  

-”It suits you” “I might hug you if you were here” “I’m here” 

-”Do you think it’s a good idea to go back to earth?” “Of course, the people there love me!” “…Do you think its a good idea to bring ME back to earth?” 


The thing that I disagree so much with people regarding Ciel twins
  • Our Ciel never be loved from his family

C’mon we have his own flashback of him having asthma and Madam Red taking care of his health while his mother and lizzy are concerned. 

There’s also a moment when his parent let him sleep together because he scared of the thunder. 

Vincent personally request to Diederich to help both twins anytime (So basically never he even forgotten about Our!Ciel safety and how he got the equal treatment, caring like he did toward Real!Ciel too). 

  • Real Ciel was quite evil toward Our!Ciel in the past 

You know when people said they hated twin cliche they thought of Real!Ciel not really care for Our!Ciel while this is so wrong I mean look they have a shared toys together to play. This image also implied that they used to play chess together. 

In the cult when both were being kidnapped, Real!Ciel assured Our!Ciel not to be scared because he’s here to protect him.

There’s also a foreshadowing where Arthur mentioned he is having little brother in the same age Our!Ciel when he got mentioned, Our!Ciel gave a sad smile because he probably also used to be cared so much by his twin brother. 

So regarding some people opinion, I may agree that the current real!ciel was no way kind like he used to be but I just hope people not disregard that Our!Ciel is no way get a bad treatment during his childhood until he is being kidnapped and prisoned in the cult. 

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I beg your pardon, ma'am. There are entries for your wage laborers here, but I see no accounting for the others.

That Black Suit...

Author: Nat / @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

Requested: Yes - Anonymous

Tagging: @claireisbetterthandom

Fandom: Thor

Relationship: Pre-Established; Loki x Reader


Summary: Reader likes Loki and can’t keep it a secret after seeing Loki in the black suit. 

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: RAGNAROK SPOILERS!!!

Comments: Gods… Tom looked so good in that suit… Tom looked good in the whole movie…

Originally posted by mokisaur

 

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favorite things of thor ragnarok

  • loki watching a drama dedicating at his tragic death
  • loki reacting at thor’s arrival
  • MATT DAMON
  • “Loki, where’s Odin?” “I swear I left him here!”
  • doctor strange and thor meeting
  • the beer that never ends
  • loki and doctor stranger interacting “I WAS FALLING FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES”
  • loki trying to pick a fight with the doctor and he just make them leave in a blink of an eye
  • thor calls his umbrella
  • “kneel”
  • “beg you pardon?”
  • “I have never met this man in my life”
  • “HE IS MY BROTHA”
  • “Adopted”
  • “AHHH! LOKI?!?”
  • “no please sir don’t cut my hair!”
  • ”YASSS!” *crowd shuts up*
  • “WE KNOW EACH OTHER, HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!”
  • loki coughs shocked
  • ”Loki— loki is alive, can you believe it? he is up there! Loki! Look who it is!”
  • *he is too shocked*
  • “I have to get off this planet”
  • “YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS”
  • thor that says to hulk that banner sucks and then he says to banner that hulk sucks
  • ravengers
  • “we beat each other” “who won?” “I won, easily”
  • “banner” “welcome, stronger avenger”
  • “uhmm, what?”
  • thor throws stuff to loki to check out if he’s really there
  • GET HELP
  • *loki sees hela* “I will not do get help again”
  • THOR LOOSES HIS EYE
  • THOR DOESNT WANT TO BE KING BUT HE HAS TO HIS PEOPLE NEED HIM
  • banner wearing tony’s clothes
  • banner precious
  • bruce jumps but the hulk mode doesn’t come out so he just lie there
  • best marvel movie