before i do something terrible

“come here,” simon cupped clary’s face as she leaned in, eyeing his lips.

“biscuit!” simon’s hooded eyes snapped wide open as magnus dragged a chair from another table to theirs, scraping noisily against the bar floor for what seemed like an entire minute.

clary’s mouth hung open as magnus carefully dragged the chair slowly all the way from the table next theirs and just as it was gonna reach them he turned and carefully dragged it around them to another table where alec sat. where had he come from? alec waved at them with a smile that looked all too complicit.

“good floors.” magnus said, and simon turned to see there was no trail. he also noticed alec’s table already had another chair. magnus seemed to know exactly what he was thinking. “i don’t like that chair,” he explained, then proceeded to drag the chair he ‘didn’t like’ back to the table where he’d gotten the other special chair from. the scraping was unbearable now and clearly nowhere near over so simon made a decision. “well! so nice running into you guys but there’s, you know, vampire business to attend. fangs to bear.”

“leaving so soon? you’ve only just gotten here.” alec sipped his beer and didn’t break eye contact as he kept drinking. simon wanted to answer, to ask how he knew, how long had he been there? but alec wasn’t even blinking, only tipping his beer glass back as he stared and drank. “um… yes.” he was rarely speechless, in fact blabbing on was usually his reaction to being nervous, but alec was still drinking.

clary coughed and simon was brought back to reality. he grabbed his jacket and waved awkwardly, clary followed a second later when simon was halfway out the door without having called her.

it wasn’t until the doors swung shut after the last flash of red hair that magnus and alec burst out laughing.


@tyranttortoise​ okay so i had wanted my first thing for you to be something from one of your fics BUT i couldn’t just miss your birthday!!!

you are a super duper sweetheart, an excellent writer, and your fics are some of my faves!! i hope your birthday is as amazing and fantastic as you are <3 thank you for everything you do, and for always bringing a smile to my face! may the year ahead of you be filled with lots of love and happiness and aDVENTURE ANDSExyskeletons–COUGH–and lots and lots of fun!! take care!!! ^u^

(also red isn’t really that tall ((or smooth)) he’s standing on a lil stepping stool pfft)

Aces of Bioware

or, brooke is in way over her head

@acesoftheoldrepublic​ | @acesofmasseffect | @acesofdragonage

Asexual headcanons, ocs, fic, creators, all of it. There’s an astounding lack of visibility for asexuality within fandom, so this is an attempt to counter that, to encourage and share all the lovely ace content that exists!

It’s also a way to create more of a community and to help people find ace content. This whole thing started because I really, really want to find some asexual Shepards. Submissions/content doesn’t have to necessarily focus on asexuality, either. Whether it’s a fic with a clear discussion of a character’s asexuality or an edit of your ace oc in a flower crown, it belongs here!

On aro content: there’s already been some interest, and I’d been considering doing something similar for aro content but. I’m ace, not aromantic, and I’d really feel a lot better with someone who is aromantic heading this up. I’m willing to set up the blogs and get it started, but I’d rather not tackle it by myself.

I’m working to get more specific posts lined up on each of the individual blogs, so we can start submissions and get content posted!

Here’s the downside: I need help. I’ve set up the blogs, I’ve got a tagging system and submission guidelines in place, but I need help with the upkeep. There is no way I can manage all three blogs by myself. If you’d be willing to help out, you can message me or whichever blog you can help with!

Please help spread this!


The Lady and The Chauffeur- Four Outfits [4/4]

The Chauffeur’s Livery

I just hit 5000 followers, and I want to thank you all so much! This is totally unbelievable!

I started this blog just over a year ago and I never expected so many people to want to follow it. You all really are the best <3

So in celebration, since I don’t have the money for a proper giveaway, I wanted to do a gifset giveaway.


  • Both likes and reblogs count!
  • Reblog as many times as you like.
  • I’ll send you an ask if you win and you must respond within 48 hours.
  • Ends on 14th November, 00:00 GMT.

  • There will be 3 winners and each will get a gifset of whatever scene or character they like, with however many gifs they choose.
  • They may also have a two-part gifset of any character they choose.
  • All 3 winners get the same thing.

Thank you for reading and thank you for following!

joyeuse-noelle  asked:

I ask this confessing that I haven't read your entire corpus yet; mea culpa! How do routewitches and crossroads ghosts feel about places like Agloe, New York - copyright traps in maps that become real places, however briefly? (Agloe was an Esso copyright trap, but someone started the Agloe General Store there, turning it into an actual named place.)

I am one of today’s lucky ten thousand, because I had never heard of copyright traps before!  Rest assured that I will do something terrible with this knowledge, even as I amiably fail to usefully answer your question.

A few things to remember during our AoS Hiatus after tomorrow...

Before the mid-season 2 finale which is about to be aired tomorrow, I just wanted to say how thankful I am to the writers (before they probably do something terrible to my OTP)

But lets remember how far we’ve come since the 3rd quarter of season 1 where there was mistrust between Phil and May, which had broke our hearts but not our Philinda hopes.

We’ve had:

Acting like an old married couple Philinda

Not just ‘Undercover’ Philinda, but 'Undercover MARRIED’ Philinda with added dancing

Coulson giving May compliments

And finally, not just Parental Philinda, but MARRIED Parental Philinda!

If the writers are reading this, I thank you!

And I’d also hope to see a Philinda kiss and possibly some Philinda sexy-time in the near future!