beetletun

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My third mesmer is fabulous. He is also lv 20, but that doesn’t keep me from spoiling his hot ass.

The harp has the same idle animation as the pistol, except you are not actually holding a pistol, which leads to some hilarious hand gestures.

For those curious, he is wearing human cultural T1 trousers and shoes, T2 coat and T3 gloves, with black cherry, ebony and white gold dye.

The world needed this photoset. I needed this photoset.

There’s a town up in the northeast corner of Queensdale called the Shire of Beetletun. Sounds charming, right? Anything called a ‘shire’ has to be delightful.  It has statues, a carnival, tall elegant houses, but it’s also filled with rats, graffiti, jealous ex-boyfriends, kids who don’t want to do their homework, and carnies you have to fight. It’s a town full of dickward, and the biggest dickwad to rule them all is lord Caudecus himself, the town Mayor. Anyone whose paid the tiniest margin of attention to the human storyline, order of whispers storyline, or dungeons in general would know that Lord Caudecus is a pretentious and murderous douchebag. Even his own daughter hates his guts.

Anyways, even though I love complaining about game villains who want to kill queens, I must get on to the recipe.

There’s an omlette you can cook at level , uh, 0, you can make it right away actually. It’s called the Beetletun Omlette, and it’s ingredients include ‘egg’, ‘cheese wedge’, ‘pile of salt and pepper’, and ‘parsley leaf’. Yeah, pretty straight forward, but everyone whose ever actually tried to make an omlette knows that your first try ends up as gourmet scrambled eggs. But don’t let yourself be defeated by a pretentious man’s recipe, show Caudecus who’s boss and make that omlette!

BEETLETUN OMLETTE (It also gives you 4% magic find!)

  •        2 eggs
  •       Splash of milk
  •           A few chopped parsley leaves
  •           >1/4 cup cheese
  •           Salt and pepper to taste
  •           Butter

Okay, first of all, watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57afEWn-QDg

I don’t even know this guy’s name but I like him. Wait it’s Jacques. Okay Jacques, I like the way you do omlettes. Just watch him, pay attention to the second omlette, but whichever is fine.

But mix the eggs, milk, parsley, salt, and pepper in a bowl, and do what Jacques said. I’m not omlette expert I’m hopeless at breakfast (I usually just have last night’s leftovers), so this was excellent. When you get to the folding-over part, stick the cheese inside the omlette.

Now you have an omlette worthy of being stolen from Caudecus’ table.

-K

Day 06 — Your favorite renown heart(s)?

Didn’t have to go far for this one; Support the citziens of Beetletun. I don’t know what it’s about scrubbing grafitti off the walls and stomping wasp nests that make me so entertained, but I tend to prefer the renown hearts where you don’t have to just grind up a huge stack of kills. This one doesn’t need a single kill, it’s quick, the scenery is nice and for a couple of minutes you can feel like a glorified janitor. I really just like pretty settlements where there is stuff to do, and Beetletun is one of the best ones in the game.

Do the 30 Days Guild Wars 2 Challenge

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Riaff, sneaking into Beetletun via tubes. Can you see how thrilled he was about finding that shortcut? He was delighted.


Also, I can totally see Delaine making the poor baby go through something like this in order to steal shit

✾ Looking over the top of the hill in Beetletun; one would notice the early morning markets bustling with residents purchasing fish, meat and freshly baked bread. It was this hour of the morning that Viola loved. When she could hold her cup of green tea, lean against the balcony railing within her courtyard - bare feet and all and listen to the surrounding sounds of a busy world. While her own, was set still. 

quest for: The Moot

It hasn’t even been a year of playing gw2 and I’ve decided on my first legendary. Honestly, the first one I fell in love with was Kudzu, but the more I see and hear about The Moot the more I want it for Ixia. I’m basically starting from the ground up, so here’s to a good few months of grinding for a goal.

shopping list;;
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400 Weaponsmithing |400 Armoursmithing

The Energiser:: Obtained!
Gift of Battle:: Done!
Gift of Exploration:: 72% 
Gift of The Nobleman:: 0/500 beetletun tokens

» GIFT OF FORTUNE

  • 4/77 Mystic Clovers
  • 0/250 Glob of Ectoplasm
  • 0/1 Gift of Magic
  • 0/1 Gift of Might

» GIFT OF MAGIC

  • 14/250 Vial of Powerful Blood
  • 15/250 Powerful Venom Sac
  • 18/250 Elaborate Totem
  • 17/250 Pile of Crystalline Dust

» GIFT OF MIGHT

  • 17/250 Vicious Fang
  • 15/250 Armoured Scale
  • 22/250 Vicious Claw
  • 14/250 Ancient Bone

» GIFT OF THE MOOT

  • 0/1 Gift of Metal
  • 0/1 Gift of Entertainment
  • 0/100 Icy Runestones
  • 0/1 Superior Sigil of Energy

» GIFT OF METAL

  • 0/250 Orichalcum Ingot
  • 0/250 Darksteel Ingot
  • 250/250 Mithril Ingot
  • 0/250 Platinum Ingot

»GIFT OF ENTERTAINMENT

  • 0/1 Gift of the Nobleman 
  • 250/250 Bolt of Gossamer (thank you so much!)
  • 2/5 Box o’ Fun
  • 0/250 Orichalcum Ingot

»GIFT OF MASTERY

  • 0/1 Bloodstone Shard
  • 250/250 Obsidian Shards
  • 1/1 Gift of Battle
  • 0/1 Gift of Exploration