beetle battle

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I used to think this was the best show!

Me singing to my ham friend
  • Me: "Are you ready, for a cABINET BEETLE HUH???"
  • Friend: "...cabinet beetle?"
  • now every time I mention a cabinet battle he whispers cabinet beetle

joseph-the-mop-blog  asked:

I have been trying to write for a while now. I have all these amazing ideas, but its really hard getting my thoughts onto paper. Thus, my ideas never really come to fruition. Do you have any advice?

Write the ideas down. If they are going to be stories, try and tell the stories you would like to read. Finish the things you start to write. Do it a lot and you will be a writer. The only way to do it is to do it. 

I’m just kidding. There are much easier ways of doing it. For example: On the top of a distant mountain there grows a tree with silver leaves. Once every year, at dawn on April 30th, this tree blossoms, with five flowers, and over the next hour each blossom becomes a berry, first a green berry, then black, then golden.

At the moment the five berries become golden, five white crows, who have been waiting on the mountain, and which you will have mistaken for snow, will swoop down on the tree, greedily stripping it of all its berries, and will fly off, laughing.

You must catch, with your bare hands, the smallest of the crows, and you must force it to give up the berry (the crows do not swallow the berries. They carry them far across the ocean, to an enchanter’s garden, to drop, one by one, into the mouth of his daughter, who will wake from her enchanted sleep only when a thousand such berries have been fed to her). When you have obtained the golden berry, you must place it under your tongue, and return directly to your home.

For the next week, you must speak to no-one, not even your loved ones or a highway patrol officer stopping you for speeding. Say nothing. Do not sleep. Let the berry sit beneath your tongue.

At midnight on the seventh day you must go to the highest place in your town (it is common to climb on roofs for this step) and, with the berry safely beneath your tongue, recite the whole of Fox in Socks. Do not let the berry slip from your tongue. Do not miss out any of the poem, or skip any of the bits of the Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle.

Then, and only then, can you swallow the berry. You must return home as quickly as you can, for you have only half an hour at most before you fall into a deep sleep.

When you wake in the morning, you will be able to get your thoughts and ideas down onto the paper, and you will be a writer. 

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Know when to limit yourself. Excess for one might be barely enough for another. Allow  whats good to be good.

Taurus: An example of real magic? We all know things that vanish as soon as you talk about them.

Gemini: The world has plenty of room for the unexpected. Do not confine yourself to tradition or “Just the way you do something”. 

Cancer: Be wary of simply wanting something to be different. If a stranger set you on fire that would definitely be different. 

Leo: With the dawn comes safety. The sun is a purifying force. All washes away. The wheel turns.

Virgo: Keep a close eye on the puppets. One of them has no strings. 

Libra: You locked eyes with a stranger and something felt odd. You touched on an unspoken familiarity. Your souls hum in the same key.

Scorpio: We always make too many pancakes to eat, but thats not the point is it? There is joy in the simplicity of breakfastrcaft.

Ophiuchus: That guy from fourth grade has a stockpile of stolen pencils that he hordes in a shoebox under his bed.

Capricorn: There is a tiny piece of every person on earth that just wants to grab the bastard by the head and hit it till something breaks. It comes out when it needs to.

Aquarius: There is no method to the madness. Revel in the chaos of it all.

Pisces: The stars wouldn’t tell me your horoscope until I read them a bedtime story, but they had all fallen asleep by the time I got to the Tweedle Beetle Battle.

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During battle, every party member has an option to analyze the enemy. No matter who uses it, it will display the enemy’s HP, Attack, Defense, and weaknesses.

But afterwards, each bug has some unique dialogue to go with it!

Only one analysis is enough to get the enemy into the records - will you have a designated analysis bug or try to read all of them?

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I finally finished *collapse*

Not too long ago before Ben met Andrea, He was in a battle between The city of Teyloq and The Stag clan (yep, stag beetles) 

Ben fought the Clan leader head on and was able to defeat him, not before being critically injured. 

Whoever was left from the stag clan retreated into hiding spread out across the land and Ben recovered and was awarded the honer of becoming the captain of the city Guardsmen. Soon after He would be sent on his important quest to ensure the safety and glory of the City of Teyloq. And that is when Andrea and Ben meet and embark on their journey together.

blah blah blah, anyway, this took…more hours than I can remember and was painted in photoshop! 

DBS episode 16 summarized

YES Peeping is wrong!! Keep in mind what happened in Prison School, duh.

I’m not quite sure… has it really been a beetle battle…?!

AWW some nostalgic moments!! 

Well… Krillin is into some kinky shit.

Just these TWO DORKS

WHAT

IS THIS?!?!!

KRILLIN OWNED COUNT 89,258,937,534,999,349 

Too cute! Goten x Marron starts NOW

Aww finally we have some Krillin x 18 moments

Handsome Goku is handsome.

Vegeta… *SCOWLING INTENSIFIES*

VEGETA WHAT ARE YA DOING

Dat face tho

DAT LINE THO

Owww Vegeta…..

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY IN THIS NANOSECOND LIKE WTF

Do he got a booty?!

YES HE DOOOOOOO

WAIT what did Bulma just say?!?!

SO LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT. Once he came home all dirty, then he made out with Bulma and did the do, and thus, her dress got ruined?!?!

HOW ELSE COULD HE HAVE RUINED HER DRESS??!

JUST BY BEING DIRTY? Wait, wrong wording, but you know what i mean

NOOOOO HAHHAHAHAAHA 

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MYYYY BUULMAAA”

“Who, me?! OHOHOHO I WANT TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS”

Don’t be JEALOUS Vegeta!!

OWW Veggie being tsundere as always

Pretty sure Bulma makes this gesture every now and then when they are alone…

THIS FCKING PAIR 

Wait what’s with their height difference? Isn’t Bulma taller?

CRITICAL HITTTTTTT

HE CAN’T HIDE HIS CONCERN

What is this

SERIOUSLY

BINGO-VEGETA IS BACK

Oh no, here it comes…

That sass

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS TOEI DOING WITH VEGETA

~~Vegeta, Prince Of All Saiyans and Chick Magnet~~

My OTP is at it again

THAT CHICKEN IS MIMICKING HIM

………………… So much glory………. so much pride…………

What’s in that huge bag though? I mean, what does he need?

OH. It’s food. Instant ramen.

TSUNDERE BULMA BEING TSUNDERE TOO




Aaaaaaand, EPISODE PREVIEW!

Woah that’s some time leap! Pan is already born!

Who is she?

Videl?

Bulma?

Chi-Chi?

WHAT THE HELL

KAKAROTT YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS

Seems like Chichi is getting angry with Goku - not only because of his trainng - but also because Goku is hanging out with Bulma a lot?!?

PREPARE FOR SOME CHICHI-GOKU-BULMA LOVE TRIANGLE SHIT