Today I was the second person to use the salad bar at the grocery store. That makes me amazingly happy knowing the chances are nearly zero that someone already dripped beet juice into the mushrooms. Everything was so neat and orderly, as life should be.

Of course the one and only person in front of me couldn’t make up her mind. She spent way to much time deciding what to choose. Based on her bewildered looks I’m not sure she had ever seen cherry tomatoes or blue cheese until today. Where’s the salad bar Nazi when you need him? And don’t say it was me because I was nothing but smiles and patience – on the outside anyway.

One ingredient surprised me: beef sticks. I’ve never seen them in a salad bar. That’s kind of messed up. They weren’t even neatly stacked.

asdflkasdff imagine phichit and yuuri sitting in a lecture hall together and phichit uses his free hand to start stroking yuuri through his clothes all while seemingly very intently paying attention to the lecture and taking notes. yuuri mean while is beet red and trying his absolute best to take notes but cant retain a single thing the professor said that day

Ok so y’know how Robbie always calls the kids by the wrong names to be mean/get on their nerves?

Well, one day Trixie decides to throw that back in Robbie’s face. After Robbie goes “Hey you! Loud Girl– Tricky!” she responds “What’s up, Reuben?”

And Robbie can’t even handle it, he’s so appalled and offended, this is possibly one of the worst things that’s ever happened to him

today my friend in class calculated that Gaston eats 420 eggs a week (21900/year).  She than went on to ask how Gaston affords that many eggs if he lives in a “poor, provincial town.” I said that Gaston probably has 5 dozen chickens and that LeFou takes care of them all like their his children and each morning he wakes up at 4:00 am to collect 60 eggs for Gaston.

Good morning sunshine!

Fill your magic bullet with :
1.5 frozen bananas
2 frozen figs
A tsp of maca powder
A whole yellow beet
A tsp of honey Flax almond butter
Add organic vanilla hemp milk

Blend until smooth

Top off with sweet coconut flakes and pears.