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“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.”

― Bee Movie

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Smoke Season - Bees

Smoke Season Summer 2015 Tour.
Rough Trade Brooklyn NY.
7/28/15.

All I wanted to do tonight was read fanfiction AND IM HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW cuz NOOO of course u can’t have a peaceful night of 3am fanfic reading IT HAS TO BE INTERRUPTED BY those little tiny ants that just LOVE ur room AND THEN A MOTHERFUCKING BEE THAT IS NOW HIDING UNDER UR BED. WHAT COULD BE NEXT???
Oh god why did I ask that next it’s gonna be a fucking lion. If I’m lucky it’ll be Simba to kill my fucking bee for me.
And yes the bee is under the bed AND I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHERE.

The Signs as Bees

Aries: those friendly bees that like to buzz by your ears to say hello
Taurus: that one bee that is constantly ricocheting between a million different flowers
Gemini: a super chubby bee that just wants to drink a lil sugar water and say hi to everyone
Cancer: the cutest lil honeybee that always has pollen dust on it
Leo: a very happy queen bee who don’t take shit from no man and just wants to protect her bee family
Virgo: a very sleepy bee who wants to come inside and hang out in your room when it rains (rain is super scary for bees!)
Libra: a teensy tiny bumblebee that sometimes has little bee parties in big flowers
Scorpio: a very lonely bee who lands on people as a way to try and find a friend and sometimes sneaks into people’s cars to say hello
Sagittarius: a mega excited little bee who just wants to go to France where all the nice flowers are
Capricorn: a bee who has their own little honey haven in the hive and always makes extra friendly buzz buzz noises when they find someone they like
Aquarius: a curious little bee who just wants to understand why the giant people are so mean to them
Pisces: a scared bee buddy who would never sting anyone and just wants to tell all the nice flowers goodmorning