GUYS THIS IS MIKE. He’s pretty great both on the internet and irl. He’s my dog’s uncle and he influences my sushi choices and he’s handsome and also he’s really, really funny. And we talk about tumblr all day long at work and hand turkey each other and stuff.

He posts things like funny shit and sexy shit and sometimes puppies and stuff. And stuff about music! If you go to his tumblr it will play loud music at you, but it will be good music.

And he’s got strong opinions on things, which sometimes is scary and angering, but I respect it. Because he just believes in what he believes in and doesn’t sugar coat it.

Also he says stuff about sports sometimes, but I don’t understand those posts.