And It Has Been Answered... #AcademyAwhydidIdothis
The game is afoot, and we have come to terms. Oscar Challenge 14 has commenced and a victor will have her (Noelle’s) spoils.
Once again, it is winner-take-all for all categories for tomorrows awards, and the loser must acquiesce to the successors rewards, or do dumb stuff on Tumblr.
And so it goes, the terms of The Bet:
- (If Noelle is the [Prophesied, Clearly Ultimate] Winner:
Lots of you are lovely, and take lovely selfies. My gambit is to have Chris re-create these selfies after they are published, including wigs, props, and possibly some legs. He is to publish ten (10) of these from March 3-March 31 of his choosing. This means that the selfies you publish will be lovingly recreated by the be-bearded Chris Huff (@beerburritowhiskey). This is in no way a mockery but an homage. This also means that you are welcome to put him into compromising positions. I have requested leg pics.
That means that ya’ll can get creative and pose in various fashions that would be funny on a (handsomely) aging 36 year-old.
- If [the skies open up and Lucifer himself changes the natural course of history and] Noelle loses:
As was suggested and subsequently amended by @perzadook (followed!), in the unlikely case I am thwarted… which is unlikely (hubris!) I will submit to four (4) audio-only monologues from Oscar-winning movies (one of which will be chosen by me), posted on Mondays, …recorded while completely hammered on Saturday night. I have no right to veto these recordings and I will be super wasted.
All of these events will be posted on both Tumblrs and we hope will be reblogged. Thank you for participating, and God help us all.