lmao I just caught my third lapras in pokemon go by literally pausing mid beer, screaming incoherently, and running out my door in my pyjamas and my untied docs. I literally had 2 minutes and 16 seconds according to the fastpokemon site and it was three blocks away and I just fucking booked it and I caught it and like it’s dark out and people walking by were looking at me like “??????” but it was so worth it because now I have three motherfucking laprases like talk about a hold my beer moment tho I was wearing tiny shorts and no bra and a top so big it covered the tiny shorts so I looked like I was wearing nothing but a flannel and boots

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.