줄임말 (Slang Part 3: Getting Conversational)

So you know the basics of Korean texting slang.. but now you want more.. right? Let’s play with some new words that aren’t just shortened versions, here’s some common conversational slang for you to use.

콜 - to be down, sounds good (can be question or answer)
“치맥 ?” =  “You down to get some chicken and beer?” 

~각 – feels like
“오늘 비도 오니까 막걸리각인데.. 막걸리 콜?” = “I’m feeling makgoli today cause it’s raining, down for some makgoli?” 
“한조에 겐지까지 있으면 질각인데” = “We have both Hanzo and Genji.. feels like we’re gonna lose.”

갓~ / ~느님 - God / Someone fantastic
3 pop culture gods of Korea
연아” - Yuna Kim (figure skater)  
“유느님” - Jaesok Yu (TV MC) 
“치느님” - Fried Chicken (who doesn’t love it?)

그린라이트 - Green light to move in (only romantically)
“어제 좋아하는 남자애가 우산 씌워줬는데, 이거 혹시 그린라이트야?” = “Yesterday the guy I like held an umbrella for me, is that the green light?” 

빵터지다 - Bust out laughing (빵 = sound, 터지다 = explode), LOL
“가디언즈 오브 갤러시 2에서 메리 포핀스 대사에서 진짜 빵터졌잖아.” = “I busted out laughing at the Mary Poppins line in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.”

빡세다 - Something difficult 
“카페에서 알바하는데 생각보다 빡세더라.” = “Working at a cafe is so much harder than I thought.”

흑역사 - Dark past / embarrassing moment
“마이스페이스에 올린 사진들 미친거 같아, 내 흑역사야 진짜.” = “I can’t believe my old myspace pictures, that was a dark period in my life…”
“나 오늘 스마트폰 보고 가다가 넘어져가지고 또 흑역사 하나 생성하고 왔잖아…” = “I had the most embarrassing moment today.. I fell down because I was watching my phone…”

오그라든다 - Cringey
“너가 한 아재개그때문에 오그라들었어..“ = “Your dad joke was so cringey..”

It’s Just Netflix...Chill

Originally posted by jayparkisagod

It’s Just Netflix…Chill
[Jay tried]



“Baby please! Pretty please? With a cherry on top. We’ll even watch whatever you want.”

Sighing you rolled your eyes. Your phone wedged between your shoulder against your ear while you tried to clean up around your office. “Jay, you hate my shows. I just wanna go home. Take a nice long bath, and catch up on my dramas.”

“You can do that all at my place, come on I haven’t seen you a month.”

“And whose fault is that Rapstar?”

Jay had a tendency of going ghost for weeks at a time. Rather it was for recording, business, or tours he’d usually be gone for a while. You two weren’t clingy about your relationship, and you always had something else going on to distract you so it wasn’t too bad. But when he did come back he’d always be a little too clingy. It honestly was adorable, and you always got a kick in making him beg.

“I’m sorry Baby, come on I just wanna see you.”

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Magical correspondences of food

abundance and fertility: apples, bananas, barbecued foods, basil, beef, berries, cabbage, carrots, coconut, corn, figs, fish, grapes, honey, kiwis, lettuce, milk, mustard, oats, olives, oranges, peaches, pork, rice, tropical fruit, walnuts

cleansing: barbecued foods, bay leaves, beer, chicken, cinnamon, coconut, fennel, garlic, grapefruit, honey, horseradish, hot peppers, hot sauce, lemons, limes, mint, mustard, onions, oranges, peppers (all kinds), red foods, rosemary, sage, thyme, vinegar, water, whiskey (or any distilled beverage), white foods

comeliness: apricots, avocados, basil, beets, cucumbers, eggs, ham, honey, oats, olive oil, peanut oil, pears, rose water, rosemary, tea, water

creativity: anything made in pot or served in a bowl or cup, allspice, carrots, celery, grapes, ham, honey, mead, milk products, mushrooms, mustard, pomegranates, pork, water, wine

decisions: brazil nuts, caraway seed, celery, coffee, dill, grapes, hazelnuts, honey, mustard, raisins, rosemary, tea, turkey, watercress

knowledge and education: apples, beans and seeds, caraway seed, celery, citrus fruits, coffee, dill, figs, grapes, greens, hot foods and spices, meat, mint, nutmeg, root vegetables, rosemary, savory, tea, walnuts, watercress

employment: alfalfa, almonds, basil, bay leaves, cashews, chamomile, cinnamon, cloves, dill, ginger, grapes, maple syrup, meat, mint, nutmeg, oats, oranges, pecans, pineapple, pomegranates, radishes, salt, wheat

luck: allspice, bamboo shoots, bananas, beer, black-eyed peas, cabbage, champagne, coconut, coleslaw, fish, hazelnuts, kumquats, mincemeat, noodles, nutmeg, oranges, pears, pineapple, pomegranates, red beans, rice, sugar, tea, wine

happiness: apples, apricots, barley, beer, bubbly beverages, celery, cherries, chocolate, cucumbers, cumin, honey, lemons, lettuce, marjoram, milk, mint, olives, oregano, peaches, quince, raspberries, saffron, wine

money: alfalfa, allspice, almonds, bananas, barley, basil, beans, berries, cabbage, cashews, chamomile, chocolate, cinnamon, cloves, dill, eggs, figs, ginger, grapes, lettuce, maple syrup, marjoram, milk, mint, oats, onions, oranges, parsley, peanuts, pears, peas, pecans, pine nuts, pineapple, pomegranates, rice, sesame seeds, spinach, tea, tomatoes, wheat

promises: bay leaves, cumin, figs, garlic, honey, lemons, licorice, mulberries, nutmeg, onions, oranges, peanut butter, plantains, rose water, rye, salt, sunflower seeds, tea, wine

psychic awareness: bamboo shoots, bay leaves, bean sprouts (all), carrots, cauliflower, celery, celery seed, cinnamon, citron, coconut, cucumbers, dill, fish, flowers (garnish), grapes, lemons, lettuce, mace, mint, mushrooms, nutmeg, onions, potatoes, rose water, thyme, tofu, vegetarian fare

relationships: apples, barley, basil, bay leaves, cabbage, catnip, cheese, cherries, chestnuts, chocolate, cinnamon, dill, ginger, honey, kiwis, lemons, marjoram, nutmeg, oranges, parsley, raspberries, strawberries, sugar, tomatoes, vanilla, wine

protection: almonds, artichokes, bananas, basil, bay leaves, birch beer, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cayenne, chives, cloves, corn, cranberries, dill, eggs, garlic, horseradish, jalapeno peppers, leeks, marjoram, mustard, nettle, olive oil, onions, parsley, peppers, pineapple, prickly pear, radishes, raspberries, red rice, rhubarb, rosemary, rum, salsa, sesame seeds, sunflower seeds, tomatoes, vinegar

sex: beans (men), blackberries, brandy, caraway seed, cardamom, carrots, celery, cherries, chocolate, cinnamon, figs, fish, ginger, honey, mangoes, mint, mustard, nutmeg, olives, oysters (women), parsley, peaches, plum wine, raspberries, rice, rose water, sesame seeds, shellfish, strawberries, truffles, vanilla yams

changes: asparagus, beans, beets, beverages, celery, cheese, citrus fruits, fennel, fermented items, frappés, ginger, grapes, lavender, microwave foods, mint, mulberry, oregano, rosemary, saffron, tea, vanilla, vinegar

health: alfalfa, allspice, almonds, apples, bananas, barley, basil, beans, berries, bran, brandy, cabbage, chicken, cinnamon, cloves, cornmeal, cucumbers, dill, eggplant, eggs, figs, garlic, ginger, honey, kumquats, lemons, marjoram, milk, oats, onions, parsley, peanuts, pears, peas, pine nuts, pineapple, rice, sesame seeds, spinach, thyme, tomatoes, walnuts

Source: Bubble, Bubble, Toil &Trouble – Mystical Munchies, Prophetic Potions, Sexy Servings, and Other Witchy Dishes by Patricia Telesco  

31 Days - Part 3

Originally posted by unicornrulerofnarnia

Table of Contents: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Reader

Genre: angst, fluff

Word Count: 2.5k

Summary: You come to Korea to visit your family after you graduate from college. Soon, you find yourself falling for a guy you meet online. There’s only one problem—you’re only in the country for thirty-one days.

You hadn’t seen Tae in a few days. You probably could’ve hung out with you sooner, but he had spent a couple days with his family, out in the country. You wanted to see him. You enjoyed talking to him and really wanted to become close friends with him. But part of you wanted more than that. You wanted to go on a date with him. You wanted to date him officially. But you were leaving Korea in about three weeks. You shook the thought out of your head. It was unrealistic for you to date Tae.

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Guys (⺣◡⺣)♡*

I’ll be going to South Korea from 9 May to 21 May and I’ve created a temporary twitter account (@dearmyjjk) just to document my travel experiences. 

If you guys are interested in honest reviews of food, shopping, KTX, metro, dog cafes, bangtan stuffs, celebrity stuffs, kdrama stuffs etc… feel free to follow it (and i’ll give a free follow back  (^艸^)!!!). I will be posting about my experiences, the costs, directions, weather etc. 

I won’t be posting selfies at all (rest assured ♡´・ᴗ・`♡) 

Legend: highlights (BTS MV filming sites, BTS stuff, BTS mentions, celebrity mentions, kdrama etc)

Cities & attractions that i’ll be going to:

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[translations] 2017.03.25 NCT DREAM fansign at Busan fan accounts

1. Jeno: As Jisung is becoming the Maknae (Youngest) on Top, Mark is starting to feel like the youngest member.
Jeno: He seems to only treat Renjun and Haechan like elder brothers
Jisung: Renjun ah~ (Jisung dropped the formalities)  [nct_maru]

2. OP asked Jisung what’s his limit for the criteria as a noona, in terms of age. Jisung (after some hesitation),”40 years old?” hahaha [Haechan_love66]

3. OP: Have you received your birthday present from Jisung?
Renjun: Not yet, I will ask him for it tonight. [jjelly_love]

4. OP: During the SM Rookies period, you did many performances right?
Jeno: Yes
OP: Any performance that left a deep impression in you?
Jeno: Our first performance on SMTOWN Concert as Rookies, when we did (EXO’s) Growl [_hyun214]

5. OP: You have mentioned that you wanted to produce your own songs right?
Haechan: Yes
OP: Have you thought of any signature sound to put in for finishing the song?
Haechan: Signature sound? for example?
OP: Erm… JYP!
Haechan: Ah! For me it shall be “HO! HO!” [cuddlyrabbitdy]

6. OP: Hello Jeno, any songs from the other units of NCT you would like to try?
Jeno: (Almost without hesitation) The 7th Sense
OP: Any reason for choosing The 7th Sense?
Jeno: It’s just so cool. [enett_nct]

7. OP: Why did Jisung come to Busan so many times?
Jisung: Because I have a REALLY really close relative here, so I come often.
OP: You are friends with Chenle now right? So you don’t call him hyung anymore?
Jisung: Yes hahahahah (looks at Chenle) We are (same aged) friends. [enett_nct]

8. OP asked Jeno if there’s anything he wants to try when he turns 20, Jeno said,”Chicken & Beer?” While Jisung said there’s nothing in particular that he wants to try [DalcHan_ | nct_jeuha]

9. OP: Favorite NCT song?
Haechan: For me? The 7th Sense
OP: Really?
Haechan: Ah! Are Dream’s songs included? Then it’s My First & Last! [mxxklee]

10. OP: Who is the easiest to get along with?
Jisung: Someone I’m comfortable with? *Smiled and pointed at Chenle who is sitting beside him*
OP: Chenle?
Jisung: Yes, because we are (same aged) friends [cuddlyrabbitdy]

11. OP asked Jisung if Haechan and Mark taught Chenle and him a lesson after they returned from Mexico and Jisung said,”No no that was just a joke” and cutely tilted his head LOL [jjelly_love]
t/n: watch NCT LIFE Entertainment Retreat episode 5 

Helping Hand (Part 2)

(Namjoon’s embarrassing encounter with you ends up making for an exciting first date.)

Warning: Masturbation, exhibitionism

It was 3:15pm.  Namjoon had left your apartment about 10 minutes earlier.  

An hour ago, you had never even considered dating Namjoon.  But right now you were prancing about your apartment like a giddy school girl.  You had been on plenty of dates before, but it had been a long time since you were this excited.  When he told you he liked you, it felt like the first time you had received a boy’s confession – back when you were shocked to find out that any boy liked you, let alone one as cool as Namjoon.

You skipped to your bedroom to start thinking about what you would wear tonight.  You had less than four hours to make yourself beautiful, might as well use every minute.  As you scoured your closet to find just the right look, you heard a phone ringing in the living room.  You looked at your bedside table to see your own phone sitting there silently.

You followed the sound to find Namjoon’s phone, half hidden behind a sofa cushion.  You noticed a missed call from someone called Boss-nim.  Figuring it could be an important work call, you headed over to return the phone to as quickly as possible.  As you approached, you saw Jin coming out of the apartment and closing the door quickly behind him.  You called out to get Jin’s attention.

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i took this buzzfeed quiz (titled “order a meal and we’ll tell you what % top and bottom you are”) twice, pretending to be mac and dennis, and these were the results:

mac: 57% top and 43% bottom (my choices for him were: beer, chicken wings, burger, fries, dick to go) 

dennis: 26% top and 74% bottom (my choices for him were: vodka and mixer, none, salad, vegetables, none)


Reasons Country Music is Bullshit

137: I don’t need a man with a net worth of 32.4 million to tell me money can’t buy happiness and that all I need is fried chicken, beer, and jeans. If kfc, Budweiser and wearing pants were the key to happiness I’d be content with my life already but it’s not and here you are singing a song full of poverty glorifying platitudes in what you think are blue collar clothes that you threw some dirt on to make them look worn trying to make regular people think you’re just like them when you have more money wrapped up in your fucking cowboy hat than some people have in their homes. Fuck you.

anonymous asked:

Hi!!! I'm the living meme thing person!😀 Honestly, I'm just so bad at explaining things omg ;-; I can't even tell you what a living meme is even though I asked for it wtf ._. I can't even explain what's a meme \(°□° )/ I'm so incompetent omg XD I will change the request a bit, so what about them reacting to their girlfriend always making dank horrible jokes and looking at them with at derp face after telling the jokes?😀 (I don't know if that's even english bruh) Thank you~❤

Sorry these were shorter than usual! I couldn’t really come up with a situation for each of them, so think of it as everyday occurrences!

Originally posted by haru-haru10

Wonho - “Hey, Wonho-oppa.” “What.” He looked at you with slight interest. You two were doing whatever couples do in the city of Seoul– visiting boutiques and buying from food stands whenever one came by. You were holding his phone in your hand when suddenly, you placed the screen next to your twisted face, “What do you call a blind dinosaur?” Already knowing where this was going to go, Wonho could only chuckle at your silliness. He never really understood these kinds of things and only went along with your joke. “What?” He smiled when he saw you make finger guns at him. “Doyouthinkhesaurus.” Wonho shook his head, chuckling at your terrible but adorable joke as he placed his arm around your shoulder and dragged you to another boutique. “We’re going to get you a better joke. And some dank memes because you’ve been looking at the wrong ones. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I’m afraid I’ll get a bad reaction.” At that point, Wonho made the face you wouldn’t believe. 

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Kihyun - Like cliche couples, you two decided to visit a small restaurant downtown where you two could grill meat and talk for a while. Sure he hasn’t been up to much, so why not? While you chose what to order, you patiently waited for Kihyun to finish. As he did, you stared off into space when you unconsciously pursed your lips and widened your eyes. “You okay, Jagiya?” Kihyun scrunched his eyebrows as he looked at you funny. “You’re endearing by the way,” Kihyun added. You let out a playful sigh and told him, “I once had Deja-Moo before, you know, the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.” You let out an alien-like sound and whatever was going through Kihyun’s head, the waiter saw it too. “Oh, come on! That was good!” Your fists lightly hit the table as he snapped out of his thoughts. “Oh, I’m sorry, I’ve never thought your jokes were this terrible. Terribly punny.” “Really?” “Oh come on!” If he could, he would have flipped the meat tray that arrived soon after.

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Hyungwon - Eating dinner at his apartment, you two were simply enjoying your meal: fried chicken with beer. No one wanted the beer. As Hyungwon was picking away at a nearly-cleaned bone, you cleared your throat, grabbing him attention. “Hyungwon-oppa, I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.” You reached for a piece of chicken in front of you, acting natural. Hyungwon, on the other hand, tilted his head and questioned, “There really is a book on that? Do you like it?” “Yeah, it was impossible to put down!” You slammed your chopsticks onto your plate and made that face where you knew it was a good joke this time. Hands hitting the table and laughter that seems to only belong to yours was a time for Hyungwon to recollect his thoughts. “Wow. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.” And then, it was his time to start laughing uncontrollably. Your face became blank and then to an “are-you-serious” look when you saw him rolling on the ground, smacking his thigh until you threw a piece of your chicken at him.

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I.M - “Oppa!” You called out in the apartment. “Nae?” You found him in the kitchen, head buried in the refrigerator. You approached him with your phone in hand, a picture of the Eiffel Tower on the ground. “Do you see this?” You said, trying hold back your laughter. I.M pulled his head back and stared at you, wondering what you were going to say next. A few minutes passed and he didn’t say anything up until, “The Eiffel Tower?” “No!” You laughed and hit his chest. Okay at this point, I’m either blind or she is. I.M thought. “The I Fell Tower.” You stated. “You always do this.” I.M tilted his head back and let out a quiet laugh and ruffled your hair before you quickly fixed it. “Always making terrible jokes for me to listen to and laugh.” He grabbed a water bottle and walked out of the kitchen, saying, “Maybe next time you can top my jokes! There’s a reason why we’re called MONSTA!”

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Death Valley Princess

kiss me with a big knife / bloody heart of paradise

Tunes for when you’re cruisin’ down Route 66 with your girls all around you and some fried chicken & cold beers from Rattlin’ Ray’s convenience store within reach. You’re on your way to California or the end of the world; whichever comes first.

Badlands Radio ♡ Halsey ♢ Love Potion Number 9 ♡ The Coasters ♢ Where Diamonds Grow ♡ Marina and the Diamonds ♢ Pink Cadillac ♡ Bruce Springsteen ♢ Seven Nation Army ♡ Zella Day ♢ Old Number 7 ♡ You Me and the Devil Makes 3 ♢ Daddy Lessons ♡ Beyoncé ♢ Borderline♡ Vanic x Tove Styrke ♢ Moonage Daydream ♡ David Bowie ♢ Yayo ♡ Lana Del Rey ♢ Angel Baby ♡ Black Rebel Motorcycle Club ♢ Nuclear Seasons ♡ charli xcx ♢ All Your Light ♡ Portugal the Man ♢ Radioactive ♡ Marina and the Diamonds ♢ Gun ♡ CHVRCHES ♢ Road to Hell ♡ Sleigh Bells ♢ Pin ♡ Grimes

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Bingo AU

Graves has no idea how to fucking lighten up. He has no friends, no social life, and Queenie and Tina are both convinced that if someone were to disguise themselves as him then no one except them would notice.

So Jacob, in his infinite, practical wisdom, smiles at Queenie and says that they can invite Graves and Tina out for Bingo Night.

Bingo Night, which takes place every Sunday night at 6pm, is Queenie and Jacob’s designated date night. Of course they have other dates during the week, marriage never stopped their love of going out, so Bingo on Sunday is a proud tradition they’ve kept up for going on two years now.

So Sunday night, after much grousing and complaining and a threat from Tina that Graves had honestly not thought her capable of, Graves is in a Bingo hall, filled with cigarette smoke, with people ranging from their forties to their nineties all drinking beer and eating fried food and setting up what look to be bases of operations for one-person nations about to go to war.

The four all sit down and Queenie explains Bingo to Graves, who scoffs that he’s not an idiot.

As they’re waiting, Jacob bringing a truly amazing amount of food )which included beer battered fried chicken that Graves went back and got two more servings of before the Bingo even starts), when Graves meets Credence.

Credence is actually standing in line with Graves for that second serving, the boy with a few crumpled dollar bills, getting an order of fries so fattening and greasy and divinely good that Graves orders his own serving as well. He’s the only person under thirty in the entire Hall (Jacob is the second youngest of their group, with Queenie and Tina pushing 37 and 35 respectively and Jacob with only 34 years on his mileage. Graves secretly feels way too old with his grey hair and mid-forties self among them).

Graves feels only slightly bad for talking to the kid, asking about him, walking him back to his seat, right on the edges of a veritable nest of little old church ladies drinking Irish coffees and setting themselves up for bingo. Graves scoots a few chairs over so he can sit closer to Credence, casually asking the boy what he wins if he gets Bingo.

Credence shyly, playfully smile and says. “Well you could take me out to dinner.”

It’s about six games in when Graves gets bingo, shocked as he shouts it and looks up at the staff prowling around and then directly over at Credence, grinning. 

“Do you like Italian?”