beer wtf

I had pizza before bed and one wild dream. This is a recreation of said dream. 

Armed with the Super ‘Stasche, Booty Shorts of Snark, and Bat of Justice, he’s known to crack skulls as quick as he cracks open a beer.

 Super McReynolds is a force to be reckoned with.

Anybody whose response to your happy relationship is, “You know, 50% of all marriages end in divorce,” is not the kind of person you need in your life.