College Party Head Canons - Haikyuu!! Version
AN: Since I responded to the first anon about drinking and being sad about Ushijima, I thought about hcs of what some of the older characters would be like at a party LOL THIS ISN’T THE EVENT I WANTED TO PLAN, THO, SO NO WORRIES, this is just something fun and small
for some reason I only did HQ characters I’m sorry but if you want KnB characters, too, lemme know LOL
WARNING: Alcohol mention!
pls drink responsibly
- Was dragged along against his will because Bokuto really wanted to go
- Has never drank alcohol before, let alone go to a party
- Stumbled upon punch and had at least 5 cups and on his way to the 6th he was like, “Bokuto-san, I think there’s something wrong with this drink….”
- And Bokuto’s like, “Akaashi! How many cups of jungle juice have you had!?”
- And Akaashi’s like, “This juice is from the jungle?”
- Looooves kissing, so he’ll be giving kisses left and right.
- He can surprisingly handle himself well, so despite being his first time, he’s well off, but Bokuto has to help him walk a little bit.
- He’s more talkative when drunk, but otherwise more or less same. Smiles a bit more, if anything.
- The one that hogs the beer pong table and remains “king of the court”
- He’s the overly friendly “host-of-the-house-but-not-really” guy that tilts your head back and puts the bottle to your mouth to drink.
- Fully believes in liquid courage to talk to people he finds attractive.
- Drinks more when he gets rejected LOL
- Very cuddly to everyone! It’s very cute, actually. Everyone at the party enjoys Bokuto’s hugs and little kisses.
- Is the tank out of the whole group; he can outdrink everyone and still be literate, aside from Ushihima (it takes Ushijima a loootttt to feel anything)
- Bokuto’s just a wildcard and the type of drunk he is really depends on his mood. If he had a good day, he’ll be very affectionate and still just as loud, but if he’s not feeling well, he’ll spend a lot of the time in the bathroom crying with Akaashi and Kuroo waiting outside the door.
- He’s very sensitive to hard liquor, but a tank with beer. Two shots and he’s done, but he needs like ten beers to feel something.
- A bit of a wallflower when it comes to parties, mostly because he doesn’t care for dancing or hooking up.
- Stumbles around to find the best partner skills-wise to play beer pong with.
- Even when drunk, he gets nervous going into the closet to make out with someone for 7 minutes, but he never regrets going in. He got a blow job once.
- Thinks drunk sex is the best sex he’s ever had. Because of that, if he finds someone he likes, he’ll be whispering dirty things in their ear as they talk and tries to take people home.
- At one party, the house owners owned a cat, and he stayed with the cat the whole night while Kuroo fetched his alcohol for him.
- He’s the “acting tough” drunk, trying to convince everyone that he’s all right. Most likely to be carried out by Bokuto and Kuroo while Oikawa opens the door to a Lyft LOL
- Definitely making out with someone within minutes of everyone coming in.
- If he’s not making out with someone, he’ll be facillitating or playing a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, Truth or Dare, or Spin the Bottle.
- Does beer bongs for fun because he’s weird like that.
- Likes to throw out compliments to everyone he sees; “You look great in that dress~”, “Your hair looks so good today~”, “You’re so cute and pink from the alcohol~!” He likes to whisper them veeerryy closely in your ear.
- Eats all the snacks.
- Wears a bro tank because he knows the house is gonna be warm with all the body heat, but he doesn’t mind.
- He’s also the affectionate drunk, but the nsfw affectionate LOL but he can’t help it! Because he likes hugging everyone, his actions look like he’s a wobbly drunk.
- The eye candy of the party; everyone wants to be taken home by this man heh.
- The socialite; he likes to say his hellos to everyone before grabbing a drink.
- Spends most of his time on the dance floor grinding and dancing with everyone.
- The lightweight LOL he can only handle a few drinks at a time.
- After those few drinks, he likes to give everyone kisses on the cheek because he’s so happy!
- Takes lots of pictures and snapchats of the party to show everyone what they’re missing out.
- Uses beer pong as a scheme to get close to someone he thinks is cute.
- He’ll kiss/make out with people at the party, but refuses to “take someone home” unless they’re a friend.
- He’s very giggly and cute when he’s drunk. His words slur a little, but his smile is so big and bright!
- Oh, man, is this guy the life of the party or what.
- He likes to be the dj at parties because he likes being the center of attention.
- Isn’t really into hard liquor, so he’ll take a beer. Loves shotgunning beers.
- Participates in 7 Mins/T or D/Spin the Bottle, also. Personally, he prefers 7 Mins in Heaven because he can do a lot more in 7 minutes.
- He’s the one in everyone’s snapchat stories because he’s super cool and everyone knows who he is.
- The one that knows all the cool dance moves so he kills it and hypes it up on the dance floor
- Terushima knows what he wants, so when he sees someone he likes, he has tunnel vision and sets his eyes on them and stays with them the entire night until he can crack them with his charm.
- To be honest, even when drunk, he’s almost exactly the same. Sometimes people can’t tell if he’s drunk or not because he doesn’t change.
- This little shit is a tank in its truest form. It takes so much to get him to feel anything. Sometimes he leaves the party that way and he gets pouty and disappointed.
- More interested in the drinking games because of his naturally competitive nature.
- Doesn’t like beer and doesn’t like mixed drinks because they’re not strong enough and he always has to pee, so he prefers hard liquor.
- Outdrinks anyone and everyone. No one dares to challenge him because they enjoy their life.
- When he does feel something, he gets louder and more talkative. His form of affection is slinging his arm around someone’s shoulder and leaning on them a little bit for support.
- If he sees someone he likes at a party, he kabedons them because he doesn’t know social skills LOL
- His wildest story was taking over the 7 Mins in Heaven closet and spending waaay more than 7 mins with someone in there ~
- Always makes Goshiki the designated driver
- As a drunk, he whines a lot for some reason? He, too, is a nsfw affectionate drunk.