beer moment

Unexpected Meeting

When Monegra arrived to Orgrimmar, she decided to visit Broken Tusk Inn. She wanted to drink some cold beer but unexpectedly, when she was sitting next to the bar, someone accosted her. She turned her head to look at him and then, her heart stopped beating for a second. It was Mad'Rokar!
Young orc was whole excited because of their meeting and spontaneously wanted to hug Monegra but she pushed him away and hit his nose with the fist as he fell down on the floor with a bang.
- How dare you to touch me! - She yelled at him. - You didn’t came on our meeting without saying a word and now you want to put your hands on me? How dare you!
Before Mad'Rokar could say anything, Monegra quickly drank rest of her beer and walked out. Moment later, two silhouettes grew up above Mad'Rokar, staring down at him. These were his friends - Gral and Ruhnak - which were waiting for him at their table when he went to say hello to Monegra.
- Are you okay Mad? - Asked Ruhnak.
- You’re bleeding from your nose… - Added confused Gral.
Mad'Rokar only grinned widely and wiping blood from under his nose he said:- Guys… I think that I’m in love.

In the meantime, Monegra went outside to get some fresh, evening air. She was pissed off but for the other side happy like crazy, that she met Mad'Rokar after so long time.
Couple moments later, tavern’s doors opened and Monegra noticed familiar face and felt, as her stomach turned upside down. When Mad'Rokar turned his glance to her she noticed, that thin streamlet of blood was running down from his nose.
- Oh there you are! - Mad'Rokar shouted happily. - I was sure that you fled!
Monegra smiled a bit with a corner of lips but second later her face took a worried expression.
- Did I do this to you? - She asked, pointing on blood.
- Oh this? Nah, that’s nothing! Don’t worry! - He scratched his neck and laughed. - Hahaha! In fact, I deserved for that a bit.
Monegra giggled slightly and nodded but before she replied, Mad'Rokar continued.
- Soooo… Maybe you would agree to go back inside and drink mug or two with me? - He approached to her and reached arm to her. - I will explain why I didn’t come this day. - Orc lifted one eyebrow seductively. - Come Monegra! Don’t make me beg you!
Girl looked at his bent arm, then at his smiling face and again at his arm.
- Okay. - She finally answered. - But YOU will pay!
Mad'Rokar’s eyes shined and his lips curved in a wide grin.
- Sure thing! - He bent forward a bit and let Monegra grab his arm. - Let’s go! There’s so many things which I want to tell you! - Orcess looked at him with a corner of her eyes. - OH! And one thing more! I’ll introduce you to my friends!

After couple moments, pair of orcs came to the hall where they’ve met while ago. Mad'Rokar waved to two guys sitting at the table next to the wall. Suddenly, when they both were about to sit down, Monegra noticed a huge burn wound on his back. When she met him previously, he didn’t have it, she was sure. After short introduction, when Monegra knew Mad'Rokar friends’ names and he told them who Monegra was and how they’ve met, he began the story.
Two years ago, when he was appointed with Monegra he really wanted to see her but because of an accident, his plans have changed. He was on the way to the meeting place, when he heard a quarrel. A quarrel between two blood elf mages and Gral. As it turned out, young ogre accidentally broke a staff of one elf and he get furious as hell. Elves openly said, that they will kill him for his “crime” and Mad'Ro had to react somehow. Without thinking too much, he rushed to the rescue. During their fight, one of the mages used a fireball, which hit on Mad'Rokar’s back. Happily then, Ruhnak joined the fight and in the end, elves lost the battle and went away (still cursing Gral of course).
Monegra’s new friends have won, but wound on Mad'Rokar’s back was really bad and Gral with Ruhnak had to take care of him as fast as possible. In consequence, Mad'Rokar couldn’t appear in the tavern.
After the story, Gral personally apologized Monegra for what happened because of him and as normally she would yell at him or even, fight with him, she just smiled and accepted the apology.

The evening passed in a great atmosphere but when sun was almost up, Monegra was very drunk and sleepy but she really didn’t want to go to sleep. Suddenly, Mad'Rokar embraced her and whispered.
- You should to go to sleep, girl. Come with me. I’ll rent a room for you.

Monegra said nothing but giggled and allowed him to lead her to the room. When she entered inside, Monegra instantly fell down on the bed. Before she closed her eyes, Mad'Rokar waved to her from between the doors and smiling widely he said:
- See you tomorrow Monegra. This time I’ll meet with you no matter what! You can be sure!

Slow Ride

Yeah, you all should have known this was coming… They don’t call me Cowgirl for nothing…

(This gif was made by my gorgeous friend Pam @saucynewf - and is being used with her permission)

Holy. Shit.

Seriously, how much is a girl supposed to take? You share rooms with these guys, watch them walk around half-dressed, banter back and forth with them. You take Dean’s suggestive, flirty comments and respond in kind, telling yourself it’s all part of your friendship.

And then he does this.

Of all things, a mechanical bull. You thought those things died out with Urban Cowboy. But now, as you stand watching with your jaw clenched, and your nails digging into your palms, and your thighs clamped together, Dean is riding the fuck out of Larry, the centerpiece of the bar you went into for the sole reason of grabbing some burgers.

You can’t tear your eyes from him as his body sways, looking like he’s part of that saddle. The muscles of his thighs are tight, holding firm, his torso lean and lithe as he moves with it, sinuous and sexy as hell. One arm waves above his head, giving him the balance he needs, the other bicep bunched and bulging beneath the plaid shirt, unbuttoned at the front to allow your eyes to cruise over where his t-shirt clings to his pecs, his ribs, his belly.

“Do you know him?” the waitress whispers, and you nod, your lips parted and your eyes glued to Dean as the ride ends, and he slowly lowers himself back, sprawled and smiling. “Lucky you,” she says, turning to go back to work, and you blow out a breath, closing your mouth and lowering your eyes.

Air. You need some air.

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Two’s a Crowd

                                             SUGAR PT.4

Bucky Barnes X Reader

A/N: Apparently, Yvy sent me a threatening letter in the mail after reading the last part. Until that arrives, this is dedicated to you, bitch @minervaem

Feel free to come yell at me ;)

Words: 1287

Prompt: Struggling with the pressures of running a bakery in New York City, [Y/N] [Y/L/N] is your average, flour-covered baker. Bucky Barnes is your no nonsense, sugar-hating guy. What happens when the two get closer than Fate intends for them to?

Warnings: none i think

A huge shoutout to @redgillan for being an actual angel and beta-ing this for me.

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12.20 coda

Max’s eyes get this predatory gleam in them when he looks down into the Impala. Big guns; they’ve always impressed people. It’s a look Dean recognizes in his own face, the same youth-bright passion for really cool shit. He can’t help smirking a bit as he watches Max lean over the trunk.

“So. Bartender’s number, huh?” Dean says.

Max smirks too, still drinking in the Impala’s arsenal in all her splendor. “Oh yeah. Got a date tonight, in fact. Wouldn’t mind showing him the backseat of this baby,” he purrs.

Dean blinks. “Him?”

Max straightens, frowns at him. “Uh, yeah,” he scoffs. “Problem?”

Dean shakes his head, so fast that the world tips on its side for a minute. “Just making conversation,” he coughs.

Max still looks kind of hesitant, though. He takes a step back from Dean and ducks his head to inspect the rims.

Dean watches the back of his head as he does. Young guy, sister that loves him and sticks with him, a mother he adores and doesn’t have to worry about so much. A hot dude bartender’s number.

Dean swallows past a sudden lump in his throat.

This is everything I could have had.

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Title: knock

Pairing: Jimin/Reader

Genre: Nasty? Is that a genre? 

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

You raise your hand to the door of his apartment, just barely grazing it with your knuckles as the single most humiliating thought occurs to you. What if he says no? Granted you’re not an idiot … you’re well aware that he has options and that every one of those options are far better suited for his tastes than you could ever hope to be, but you’re also three shots deep and exactly eight hours away from boarding a one way plane to the other side of the world.

In other words you’re on one, and you have a good feeling that he might be on one, too.

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So pressed play on s1e1 of Lewis, 

  1. in my desperation for (but lack of) more Endeavour, and 
  2. my interest in how all members of the Fox acting dynasty look like they should have died in a field in Belgium in 1914, and that’s A Look that’s always welcome on my screen 



(requested by anon)

word count : 3 487
warning : smut (overstimulation)
summary : Kai sees Reader dancing with another guy and then punishes her.
*not my gif

‘Come to the party with me. It will be fun.’ she had said. And it had been fun when they were dancing together , her hands hooked losely around his neck and her body pressed against his while his hands were holding onto her waist. Kai loved seeing her locks dance around her shoulders , her smile , her wide eyes and hearing her laugh. He spin her around in vampire speed having her press her back against his chest as she’d move up and down to the beat. Kai had gone to get them both beer and a few moments later some old classmate of hers had shown up out of nowhere. Y/N danced with him while waiting for Kai who appeared to have gotten pushed away by the crowd and he ended up having to watch her dance that guy who couldn’t keep his hands off her. Y/N kept pushing them away but he didn’t take the hint and Kai tried very very hard not to act like the jealous boyfriend and rip the guy’s head off in the middle of the party. Not that anyone would’ve noticed if he had. Everyone appeared to be either drunk or high or about to be either of those things. Part of the reason why Kai had agreed to go with her , had been this - to keep her safe from anyone putting something in her drink or anything like that. He didn’t know if it was paranoia or overprotectiveness , he just knew there is no way he’d let anything happen to her. Y/N was everything to him. He loved her with every cell in his body , more and more each day.
Y/N ran her fingers through her hair jumping up and down to the beat with a cup semi - filled with beer in her hands with her back to the guy while he kept placing his hands on her waist pulling her towards him. Her empty cup fell on the ground and she turned towards the guy keeping him an arms lenght from her , glancing at Kai who was standing not too far away with a cup with beer in his hands. He raised his cup for a moment , not taking his eyes off her. Another song started to play and finally Kai couldn’t take another second of it. He pushed his way through the crown and grabbed her wrist pulling her away from the crowd. As soon as they were in the small hallway , he backed her against the wall , bracing his hand on it and leaned towards her. It was hard for him to keep his anger under control but he tried his best to do so. It wasn’t time or the place for him to let it all go.
Y/N was looking at him with wide eyes , lightly slipping down the wall and Kai had to wrap his arm around her waist , keeping her up.
“Whoops.” she laughed. “I m-may have a bit more to drink. I’m not drunk though -”
“I know you are not sweetheart.” he said calmly. “I wouldn’t have let you get drunk even if you wanted to.”
“My knight in shining armour.” she smiled at him , tapping his nose or at least she thought it was his nose. Kai was slightly blurry at the moment.
Kai laughed under his breath.
“You will sober up pretty fast after we get home, trust me sweetheart.” said Kai brushing his fingers against her cheek. Y/N looked at him with puzzled expression and then started to giggle. She wasn’t drunk exactly , more like lightly buzzed. In a few hours it would all be gone and her mind would be clear once again. He smiled devilishly at her and lifted her up bridal style , carrying her to the car. The entire ride home his girl spent singing along to the radio and trying to get him to sing with her too. Except he felt far away from singing with her in that moment. He kicked the gas pedal harshly , breaking all speeding limits and they got home like 15 minutes earlier than usual.
Kai helped her get out of the car and carried her into the house. Her hands hooked around his neck and she tapped his nose , smiling at him. The sound of the front door closing with a bang making her jump up a bit.
“Too loud.” she muttered squeezing her eyes shut for an instant.
“Sorry princess.” he said quietly. “My hands are full. Couldn’t close it quieter.”
“You are so nice to me.” she said starting to wonder why that was. Her mind had started to clear from the colder air outside and very slowly things were starting to figure things out. “Why ?”
Kai reached their bedroom and let her down on their bed gently , taking her shoes off for her. Something was up and Y/N tried to be on alert but it didn’t work out like she had wanted. She ran her fingers through her hair and propped herself on her elbows as he crawled over her until their eyes were on the same level.
“Sweet innocent Y/N.” he said with a devilish smirk on his face , brushing his fingers against her cheek. “Tell me , did you have fun tonight? Because I didn’t.”
Y/N’s mind started to wake up slowly , sensing the danger and anger heating up the air around Kai in that moment. He appeared calm but that just meant he was even more upset with her than she had thought. It started making sense. Y/N had danced with someone else , someone else had put their hands on her body even though she had pushed them away.
“Kai I’m sorr -”
“Shhhh sweetheart.” he shusshed her , brushing her hair away from her face. Kai reached under their bed pulling ot a thin rope. “Seeing you dance with that guy tonight - Even I am surprised how jealous I got , even more surprised at my self control actually.” he thought for a moment. “No one gets to touch whats mine. Or did you think you’ll get away with letting someone get near you like that ?”
Thought had crossed her mind , but Y/N knew better.
“I spent the entire night trying to figure out the perfect punishment for you.” he cooed. “Forbidding you to touch me never works for long. Forbidding you to touch yourself doesn’t seem to get the lesson in your head either. Who knows. Maybe this time , the lesson will stick and after this you will think twice about letting anyone else who isn’t me touch you or even breath near you..”
Y/N gulped but before she had had time to say a word , Kai’s lips smashed against hers and he drowned her in a kiss. He gripped on her dress , tearing it right off her , and pinned her hands over her head while his hand slipped into her panties. His fingers brushed against her clit drawing slow eights with his thumb while pushing two fingers inside her , pumping them slowly. Y/N looked at him with confusion. If that was to be her punishment every time she did something maybe she’d do it on purpose. No , something was not right.
“I’m only warming up , baby girl. By the time I am done with you , you will feel like you’ve been thrown straight into Hell.” he cooed.
“Wha-what ?”
Kai pulled out his fingers , licking them clean and tore off her panties and her bra tossing them on the ground , then used the thin rope he had pulled from under the bed to tie her wrists together. He left sloppy wet kisses all the way down her neck onto her chest making her arch her back. Y/N tried to move her hands and touch him but he pushed them back up almost instantly.
“No , no , no..” he chuckled. “Don’t move your hands or I will have to double your punishment. God, this will be so much fun … for me at least. You will feel quite sore in the morning.”
Kai parted her legs , brushing his fingers across her heat and spreading her arousal around before burying his head between her legs. His tongue lapped around her clit and then straight down the middle. Y/N closed her eyes fighting the urge to reach her hands and tangle her fingers in his hair , pushing his mouth closer to her.
“Am I being punished or rewarded ?” she wondered, only Kai didn’t answer.
At first he went at a slow steady pace , sliding his tongue inside her in and out while his nose brushed against her clit until she reached her first orgasm. Somehow she managed not to move her hands , holding onto the headboard instead as her back ached off the bed. It was all down south from there. Kai placed his hands on her thighs , holding them apart so tightly there were bound to be bruises the shape of his fingertips later on. Kai sucked and tugged on her clit like crazy , devouring her with a knew kind of hunger , turning her moans into small screams before pushing in two fingers inside her , curling them around slowly and pumping them in and out faster and faster each time , digging in deeper inside her hitting her spot almost every time , getting her to lose whatever self control she had.
“Fuck Kai -”
Kai moaned in response , still sucking on her clit while his fingers assaulted her faster and faster , sending her over the edge again. He didn’t stop or slow down. Somehow he had found a way to go even faster. Y/N’s head was spinning or maybe it was the world spinning , she wasn’t sure which one was the truth. Her whimpers were starting to mix with her screams , his names rolling off her tongue the entire time. Her hips pushed down on his face , wanting him to go faster. Kai was driving her completely mad in that moment. Each time his fingers curled inside her it felt as if he had thrown her into a wild fire and was only adding gasoline to it to make it bigger and bigger. Her walls clenched around his fingers again and another orgasm tore through her body , more intense than the previous one. Y/N’s breathing was all over the place and her heart was beating like a hummingbirds wings. Kai’s eyes were fixed on her the entire time , watching her throw her head back , her eyelids drooping constantly while her mouth hung open. He loved the view before him way too much to stop now or ever.
Y/N reached her hands trying to push him away for a minute only , so she can catch her breath but it was useless. First - she wasn’t strong enough in general , let alone in that moment when all her bones felt as if they had somehow melted , second - Kai used magic to pin her hands over her head again before she had had the time to reach him. He wiped his mouth with his thumb , glancing at her. He could hear her heart beating like crazy and see her back had arched so high off the bed there was space under her to place a pillow , maybe even two one on top of the other. Kai placed his hand on her stomach and pinned her down to the bed without stopping for a second.
“K-Kai s-stop.” she whimpered , feeling another release approaching fast. Her walls contracted around him again and the burning feeling between her legs had build up so much there was a chance she might spontaneously burst into flames.
Kai shook his head. “You didn’t. Why should I ?”
“No.” he said sternly , replacing his fingers with invisible ones , only slighly slowing down from the speed he had been going with , as he stripped down quickly. His fingers wrapped around his shaft , pumping himself seeing his girl getting closer another orgasm. A smile spread across his face seeing the wet spot on the sheets. Even with him between her legs cleaning up her arousal , there had been enough of it to drip down. “I might switch up your punishments permanently to this. You look so hot right now , coming undone over and over again under my touch - ”
He crawled over her in vampire speed and entered her at once making her scream out. His eyes met hers for a second here and there as her eyelids kept dropping and her eyes were rolling in her head. Her walls contracted around him again and a groan escaped his lips at the feeling.
Y/N was starting to see white and the world around her slowly started to dissolve as she reached another orgasm coming around Kai , who kept thrusting in and out of her , rougher and deeper each time - cheating every few thrusts using his vampirism to go even faster , hitting her spot almost every time. On top of that , he pressed his thumb on her clit drawing rough eights matching his thrusts , pushing her towards another orgasm. The longer this went on the clearer it got what her punishment was , only somehow it kept slipping her mind until finally the thought pushed its way through to the surface. He wasn’t going to stop until she passed out.
“K-Kai .. I c-can’t” she begged him again , a tear falling down her cheek.
“Should’ve thought about the consequences , sweetheart.” he grunted , his lenght twitching inside her. Kai wrapped his fingers around her neck lightly holding her in place, his thumb lightly brushing her cheek right after wiping the tear away. The closer to her next release she got , the more the world started to dissappear around her. Y/N felt as if she was floating on a cloud made out of fire , an impossible concept but one that felt very real to her in that moment. Her heart was pounding like crazy while Kai kept pumping in and out of her , feeling his lenght twitch almost at the same time her walls contracted around him. Her swollen clit was starting to hurt to the touch and there was a slight pain starting to show up between her legs from Kai’s rough thrusts. It all felt incredible but Y/N’s mind wasn’t clear enough to enjoy it completely. Somehow Kai had managed to cloud it completely. Her hands dropped over her head unable to hold on to the headboard anymore , feeling numb from the strain.
Kai’s next words came to her ears as if from underwater.
“Just a little longer sweetheart.” he said , wiping away another tear from her cheek.
A few moments later another orgasm tore through her body , but she couldn’t keep herself awake anymore and the world around her turned black.
Kai kept pounding in and out of her for a few more seconds until he reached his high , finishing off both of them before collapsing onto the bed next to her. For a few minutes he caught his breath , listening to Y/N’s heartbeat very slowly starting to return to normal. He pulled the covers over them and turned to his side , not taking his eyes off her. His fingers untied her hands and brushed against her cheek for a moment.
“I hate that you made me do this to you.” whispered Kai , trailing her jawline with his fingertips and then her soft lips. “I’ll make it up to you , I promise.”

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A few hours passed and Kai stayed awake watching over her. Not only he had gotten his girl to pass out from pushing it too far , but it appeared he had drained all energry from her body and instead of waking up , she had drifted off into sleep. Y/N woke up nearly at sunrise , squeezing her eyes a few times before opening them only to find her boyfriend leaning over her with a worried look on his face.
“Hey babe.” said Kai softly. “How are you feeling ?”
Y/N stared at him for a few moments , not saying a word. The answer to his question was sore but amazing , but the longer she didn’t answer him the more Kai started to panic. She tried very very hard not to give away her reaction and to keep a poker face. Kai snaked his hand around her stomach and Y/N shivered a little , feeling her skin still super sensitive after everything that had happened the night before.
“I made you vanilla chocolate chip cupcakes with blue frosting and I got you your favourite gummy bears.” he said. “You know , those blue ones. The guy at the store was very upset I had demanded just blue gummy bears. What is it with you and blue food anyways ?”
Y/N bit the inside of her cheek trying hard not to start laughing. It was all because of a book series she liked , somehow it had transferred into reality and now whenever she saw blue food , it would take her back to a happy place and remind her of that book character she loves. However , she had never told him the reason why , not matter how many times he asked her. It was her little secret.
“Anyways , I compelled him and now every single blue gummy bear is waiting for you right there along with a couple of those cupcakes I made you. I even decorated them with tiny white sprinkles and a couple sugar made sea shells.” he said smiling , pointing at her nightstand. “And I’m making you breakfast… and lunch. But I am not letting you leave the bed or touch the gummy bears before you answer my question. H-how are you feeling ?”
“Like I want to bite the head off every single blue gummy bear.” she smiled at him.
Kai sighed and smiled back at her.
“I’m glad you want to bite their heads off and not mine for wha-”
Y/N brushed her palm against his cheek kissing him softly. Kai responded immidiately , pulling her closer to him deeping the kiss. For a moment his girl flinched in pain , clearly a little sore from the night before. Nevertheless , her lips never left his and she kissed him more demanding by the second , as if trying to pull the air from his lungs , tugging at his lip at the end of the kiss.
“Never again.” she said feeling out of breath , gazing into his sexy blue eyes. “I’m never ever again letting anyone other than you get close to me. But you still owe me … like two more packs with blue gummy bears - only.
Kai started getting up and Y/N grabbed his wrist pulling him back onto the bed on top of her. His yes sparkled like never before and he was smiling widely at her.
“Not now.” she laughed , tangling her fingers in his locks. “Pass me a cupcake please ?”
He brushed his nose against hers , kissing her forehead gently and rolled onto the bed next to her , helping her sit up before reaching for one of the cupcakes. Kai picked the one with the sugar sea shells. Y/N reached for it but he didn’t let her.
“Nah-uh.” he said taking the cupcake away from her , watching her pout. “I’ll feed you or you will get frosting all over your face like last time.”
“No , I won’t.”
Kai tilted his head and both of them stared at each other until finally Y/N gave up. He let her take a bite , resulting in blue frosting sticking to her nose. He couldn’t helpt but laugh. “Whoops.”
Y/N swiped some of the frosting from the cupcake with her finger getting ready to tap his nose , reaching his lips instead.
“I love you , I love you , I love you - You are the best boyfriend ever.” she said smiling while Kai licked her fingers clean and wiped the frosting from her nose with his thumb. “Kiss me…”
Kai smiled at her and leaned in towards her , not realising Y/N’s fingers had reached for the cupcake in his hand. In the end the cupcake smashed against Kai’s face instead of her lips. His girl looked at him innocently.
“Whoops. Now we’re even.” she said winking at him. “By the way… what you did last night -”
“Yes?” said Kai smashing his lips against hers in a surprise attack getting frosting all over her face too.
“ - was awesome.” she finished.
Kai grinned at her. “You are not going to get me jealous again just to get me to punish you like that , are you ? Cuz if you want me to set you on fire like that again , all you have to do is ask.”
A mischevious spark flashed in her eyes for a second and she brushed her fingers through his soft hair, seeing his eyes widen with excitement at her next words.
“I’ll keep that in mind for next time.



Isn’t that supposed to be a secret...?

THE FINAL DAY OF SMUT *cough* I MEAN SANVERS WEEK IS HERE. Soulmates AU. I’ve never written one, and this one involves some sweet first time sex. THANKS FOR READING GUYS.

@404artnotfound deserves an award for editing my bullshit guys.

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Alex thinks it’s dumb.


The fact that she apparently can’t lie to her soulmate. And that fact that, for some reason, it was still the social norm to date while you searched for said soulmate. Why should she have to suffer through painful relationships with people she doesn’t truly connect with when she can tell within minutes of meeting them whether they are her soulmate or not.

She thinks it’s stupid, but at the same time she’s almost glad that the fucked up rule the universe decided to impose was so easy to test. Because she only has to suffer for as long as she’s willing to put up with it. Which admittedly, isn’t long at all.

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After Hours

Prompt: I would like to request a one-shot with Pride where it’s a late night at his bar. The two of them are closing up the bar. They keep sneaking looks at one another. Cute shit you know? <3 Pride starts dancing with the reader. Things get a little heated. Her hands in his hair and he sits her on the bar counter. The reader isn’t sure if Pride wants this, but Pride is like YES. YES I DO. Then smut or fluff can ensue, I am not picky. <3

Requester: imthehoneyyourethebee

Words: 2,038

Warnings: A make-out session

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I-I Got Jealous, I guess (James Potter x Reader)

Another request, thanks so much!!❤️

“Wow, we actually did it!” (Y/N) shouted as she embraced her best mate James Potter after a triumphant win against Slytherin.

“I never doubted us for a second!” James cheered optimistically.

“C'mon Chaser, just this morning you were moping around saying we have no chance”

(Y/N) laughed as she broke the hug. James rolled his eyes and wrapped his arm around her shoulders as they started for the common room for the after party, causing a group of 4th year girls to turn to each other and giggle.

Seeing this James brought his arm back to his side and chuckled uncomfortably. “I’m looking forward to this party, a win against Slytherins sure to be a rager.” James said as they pushed through people, trying to get to the common room.

“Just be careful, I don’t want you vomiting all over me again.” (Y/N) remarked with a smile. “Hey! We agreed not to talk about that!” James said back with wide eyes, recalling the dreadful experience. The finally reached the fat lady. (Y/N) whispered the password and the portait swung open, revealing that James was right. It was a full on rager.

“After you” said James, gesturing for her to go in. (Y/N) took a deep breath and stepped into the madness.

“Ayeee, (Y/N)’s here!”

She heard him before she saw him. Sirius., already hammered. (Y/N) waved at him, a laugh on her lips, he had his arms around two Hufflepuff girls who were giggling and playing with his dark hair. “You look like you’re having fun” (Y/N) said with a smile. “Yeaaahhh, do you want a drink?” He slurred back eagerly. He didn’t even wait for her to respond before he unwrapped his arms from the girls and walked to the coffee table which was at the moment, a beer table.

(Y/N) chuckled and shook her head. As he came back, he handed her a bottle and then leaned in close to her, she could smell the alcohol on his breath. “You should go to Brent, he’s been wanting to have a talk with you.” (Y/N) raised one eyebrow, looking up at him “really, why?” she asked, genuinely confused. Sirius chucked and turned her in the direction of the Ravenclaw, Brent Avery.


(Y/N) didn’t know what to do. She always thought Brent was attractive but she’d never actually talked to him before. ‘Where did James go’ she thought, realizing he wasn’t next to her anymore. She scanned over the crowd of people and finally spotted James. He was doing a shot with… Lilly Evans.

Her heart dropped and for some reason this sight immediately compelled her to go over and talk to Brent. Spotting her coming his way Brent leaned closer to his mates and cocked his head quickly, telling them to leave. Getting the message they all cleared out.

Brent smiled as (Y/N) approached him. “Hello, beautiful” he said confidently as he winked. (Y/N) felt herself blush a bit “you’re talking to me right?” she said jokingly. “Of course, beautiful” he said again, his smile growing.

“Sirius said you wanted to talk with me”

(Y/N) took a sip of her drink. “That’s right, I was wondering if u would-” Brent cut off as his eyebrows knotted at something behind her.

She turned to look and realized she was nose to chest with a seething James. “(Y/N), can I talk to you?” he asked through gritted teeth.

She looked oddly up at him “I gue-” “Actually, I was just about to ask (Y/N) something” Brent cut in, walking forward, moving her out of the way so he could look threateningly at James nose to nose. “I don’t care, she’s going with me” James yelled, drawing the attention of the party which quickly faded. Brent forcefully shoved James back.

James, being a bit tipsy, felt himself become full of rage. He quickly brought his fist back and punched Brent square in the eye.

(Y/N)’s jaw dropped and quickly rushed to James, grabbing his bicep to pull him out of the way before Brent realized what happened.

James stumbled behind her as she ran to the boy’s dorm, swinging open the door and running up the stairs. She turned as he heard the thud of James tripping on the due to his inebriated state. He whined as she leaned down and pulled him up.

“I hit my chin, and it hurts” he looked at her with puppy dog eyes. Causing her to roll her own.

They walked into the marauders dorm. (Y/N) closed the door behind them.

“Well you would have gotten a lot worse if I hadn’t pulled you out of there”

James scoffed, falling on his bed “I could have taken him” (Y/N) laughed “I don’t doubt it but, why did you need to take him in the first place?” “Well he was asking you out” James responded defensively.

“And?… that’s reason to hit him” (Y/N) asked.

“I don’t- I don’t want him to ask you out” (Y/N) huffed and sat next to him on his bed

“And why’s that?”

James looked deep in her (y/c/e) eyes. He felt his cheeks warm and quickly brought his cold fingers up to cool them. “Um, because…because” his breathing was quickening, he felt like his heart would leap out of his chest.

(Y/N) was biting her lip then spoke up “James, I’m you’re best mate, you can tell me anything” 'Godric’ James thought to himself 'why does she have to look at me like that, why is this so hard?’ “James?” she said lightly, breaking him from his thoughts. “I-I got jealous, I guess” he said in such a whisper he though maybe she didn’t hear. But she did. She then felt her own face warm up and suddenly got very flustered


“Well, uh.. close your eyes” he said quickly. (Y/N) looked confused again


“Just close them” he said again. (Y/N) looked at him skeptically then closed her eyes. James took a deep shaky breath, feeling a lot more sober then he’d previously been. He reached his hand up and lightly touched her cheek, causing her to flinch a bit. Then he could wait longer, looking at her soft, rosy lips, he leaned in and lightly kissed her. (Y/N) tensed up suddenly, realizing that the pressure was James’s lips she wrapped her arms around his neck and deepened the kiss. James let out a soft groan and brought his hands to her waist, pulling her flush to his chest. (Y/N) broke away but was still and inch from his face. She opened her eyes to see James looking lovingly at her. “Oh” she chuckled

“that’s why”

James let out a laugh and nuzzled his nose in her neck, sinking into the bed. They cuddled comfortably together, (Y/N) pulled the blankets over them. “I love you, (Y/N). Honestly, I always have. I just didn’t realize it until now, and that will forever be one of my biggest regrets” James murmured into her ear. “I love you, too” she whispered back, kissing his forehead as they drifted off to sleep.


Imagine : It’s Dean’s Birthday, and you decide to surprise him with an Apple Pie Cake!

Notes : As part of @impalaimagining ’s Cheesy PickUp Line Challenge (they reached 4K by the way, CONGRATS!), I present to you all line 17. “Did you sit in sugar? You have a pretty sweet ass,” Pairing : Dean x Reader Y/N - Your Name Word Count : IDK


It was Dean’s birthday, and despite his constant bumbling about how stupid birthdays were, you knew he’d still want to have some cake, open a gift or two, and just have an all around good day with the people he cared about most; and that’s exactly what you had planned for him.

This morning, you sent Sam to take Dean with him to go into town for supplies, whilst you stayed behind to cook the best surprise, and prepare the bunker for the rest of the evening.

So far, you’d managed to get the table set up for poker, stocked the fridge with beer, and prepared the chips and queso for appetizers whilst they played cards. Now, all that was left was the dessert. You’d found this recipient for an Apple Pie cake, and you knew Dean would love it, problem was it had to be baked, and you were definitely /not/ Martha Stewart or Rachel Ray when it comes to food.

Crossing your arms you glared down at the recipe and ingredients before you on the counter, as if they were taunting you, daring you to try and cook them. p>


Three or four hours and three cakes later, you weren’t entirely sure how long it had been, but one cake was finally perfect. The other three were too soft, hadn’t risen, or just didn’t taste right, but the final one was perfect. Satisfied, you sat down on one of the bar stools, opening a beer and taking a moment for yourself. You beamed with pride at the delicious masterpiece before you, unaware of the pile of sugar and frosting you had set down on.

Not two minutes later you heard the garage door open. Your eyes widened in terror-they were back and you hadn’t even had the chance to clean yourself up, much less the kitchen! In a panic, you untied the apron around your waist and neck, before scrambling to put multiple dishes in the sink and throw away the bad cakes that were lying in the counter. Not having time to run to your room and properly look over yourself, you bent down to the microwave, fixing your hair and dabbing the sweat off your forehead in vain attempts to look like you normally did. Oh Sam was going to get it later…

“Y/N? We’re home,” came the familiar sound of your boyfriends voice. For the second time, your eyes widened, before you sprinted across the kitchen, grabbed the cake and your beer, before sauntering through the kitchen door toward the living room. “In the living room,” you called, sitting down the cake in the middle of the table, amidst the chips and questions and poker equipment.

“Wha-What’s all this,” Dean asked with a knowing look in his eye. “It’s your birthday, and no matter how much you say we shouldn’t,"you said, glancing at Sam, "we can’t simply let the day pass without celebrating you in some way.” The statement was pondered by Dean for a few minutes before he shrugged, his signature smirk coming on his face. “Thanks, babe,” he says, moving to give you a side hug. You let out a slight yelp, jumping and swatting at him as he squeezes your arse. “Dean,” you exclaimed in warning and surprise! He wasn’t looking at you though, his focus was on his hand. “Y/N did you sit in sugar?”

Your face turned fire-engine red. On Dean’s hand, was a mixture of sugar and frosting, that you’d unmistakably sat in earlier. “It’s ingriedients from the cake, I must have accidentally sat in it,” you said with a sheepish smile. Meanwhile, Sam was over by the entry way trying not to laugh his arse off.

A moment passed, as Dean examined his hand, before licking a bit of the contents off of his fingers. After tasting the concoction, he smiled mischievously. “Babe I already knew this, but you have a pretty sweet arse,” he said, causing Sam to laugh uncontrollably, and your blush to return.

Saturday night in club!

My favorite beer at the moment: Victory Sour Monkey

My favorite koozie, from Riot Fest “Beer Goes in Here”

I’m watching OITNB season 5

And this darken room cleavage is the closest you’ll get to nudes from me these days

Cheers friends!


Part 1 of the drunk!Jason series

Ao3 link

Alfred stood in front of the doorstep of the unsavoury-looking bar for longer than was necessary, his coat wrapped tightly around him in an attempt to ward off the nippy late-night Gotham air. Neon lights flashed in a blinding red across his vision, rubbish and broken bottles scattered about the entrance, the sound of drunken revelries floating by him as a large group stumbled outside. Alfred followed them with his eyes as they passed, frowning.

Not in a judgemental way. Merely… disapproving.

Turning back to the door, he sighed, as if even having to look at the place was a burden. One would think he was lamenting the very existence of venues that served alcoholic drinks, but in reality he was simply lamenting the existence of this particular one.

In fact, to Alfred Pennyworth, the existence of most of the bars in Gotham City was an abomination, as his mind would too often wander to the cosy countryside pubs he remembered from his younger days in England. Roaring fires, hearty, intellectual conversation over pints of beer, quiet, enigmatic strangers reading a book in the corner, the bartender smiling as a rather tipsy chat carried on about this year’s harvest or local politics.

But there was nothing to it. He had to go in.

Alfred grimaced as he took a hold of the sticky door handle, and immediately regretted not bringing his gloves. But he had left in a rush as this was a semi-emergency. Truthfully, he didn’t actually know what this was. But he was about to find out.

Warily, he pulled the door open and stepped into the dim, musty bar.

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Favorite SnK Moments: Nifa

I can relate to lovely little Nifa enjoying a cold beer after pulling an all nighter. In the official translation, Levi says, “Good work riding here through the night.” 

Nifa smiles, thanks him, and wipes her mouth on her sleeve. I’m telling you, she is my kind of girl.

There’s not much else to say. Nifa was a member of Hange’s personal squad. She was trusted by Erwin to carry important secrets. She enjoyed strong morning beverages. And she seemed very comfortable around Levi. I take that as another indication that Hange and her squad often worked closely with him.

My only question is this: Is Nifa shipped with Keiji because look at the adorable expression on his face as he looks down on her!

Favorite SnK Moment/46 of 55

Imagine meeting Matt Murdock at a bar

Originally posted by stormtropr

(that is not my gif)

Pairing: Matt Murdock (Daredevil) x reader

Word Count: Short little thing, just 415. Oh that rhymed.

Warnings: None? Alcohol?

A/N: This is my first writing that I am posting to tumblr! If some people like it maybe I’ll add on. REQUESTS ARE OPEN! Give me ideas my friends.

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