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May you be as happy as Jason Momoa in the Guinness brewery! 😀

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An illustrated poster for OSOG band who are great and you should really check them out!

This was made as part of a collaboration of Prettimess collective with the band - 9 artists made a poster each, inspired by the band’s music.

 In the begining of September OSOG will play two live shows at the Prettimess Studio with the exhibition of our posters at the background. :D

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The Pongbot is how your grandkids will play beer pong

If you ever went to a party in college, chances are you’ve played beer pong. You throw a ball into a cup filled with beer, and a successful shot means your opponent has to take a drink. It’s a way to make drinking a bit more social and competitive. It’s also not something you do past a certain age – maybe because of the frat house association, but also because it’s not that hard. It’s not supposed to be, given that the point is to get drunk. The Pongbot, a $40 device hitting Kickstarter, shakes things up by making those beer-filled tumblers a moving target. You might not get drunk as fast, but you’ll definitely feel the high of increased competition.

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Pearl Necklace (Flying Dog)

Brewery : Flying Dog
Beer : Pearl Necklace
Style : Stout / English Stout / Dry Stout
Variance : Brewed with Rappahannock River Oysters

8 / 10

Come on now Flying Dog, give me some kind of challenge writing here! Now, if you are like me you probably head over to Urban Dictionary to get the “true” meanings behind most words or phrases and this happens to be the perfect time to head over there. Basically, a pearl necklace is when you either jerk off, get head, or take your flesh train between your woman’s skin mountains and bust a nut on your her neck, chin, shoulders, and / or chest to make it resemble those little white treasures under the sea strung together in gooey glory. I feel like Flying Dog and myself were separated at birth because of our attitude and humor so I’m going to guess that that’s what they were insinuating with their name and even if it isn’t, we’ll just pretend like it is. I’m not a fan of oysters at all because I feel like it’s basically just a bunch of people slurping a jizz and booger covered infant testicle out of a barnacle covered half shell which I am not about at all. This starts off with a smokey mildly dark chocolate taste before a slightly salty campfire flavor mixes in ending with a balanced bitterness. For every bottle of this sold the Oyster Recovery Partnership “plants” ten oysters in the Chesapeake Bay which is a noble cause for sure. Little do they know, but the walrus and the carpenter wait until a bunch have been planted and set up their bullshit rickety seafood restaurant and eat them all after a little song and dance but everyone’s gotta eat right? If you are looking for a mild but still flavorful stout then look no further because this will be a solid pickup for the bastards out there. For you rookies out there, the smokey notes in this might turn some of you off so you may want to hold out for a while and come back to this later but as for the pervs out there who want to give their girlfriend her first pearl necklace, give her this bottle instead because it’ll taste way better than your salty swimmers.

Written by: Steve B.

If I had my own beer, it’d be just like this here @ninkasibrewing DIPA but it’d be called Tricerahoperture, an the trike would have a gas mask on 😂🍻.
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#beer #beerme #beertography #beerlover #beer30 #beerzombies #beerstagram #beergeek #beerporn #beertime #craftbeer #instabeer #ipa #hophead #hoperture #oregon #pnw #pnwbeer #properglassware (at Jurassic Park)

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2 delicious and juicy IPA’s from @beerbliotek , a single hop Mosaic IPA and Hip Hops IPA. The Mosaic had an intense hoppy flavor with oranges, grapefruit and a touch of pine up front with a slight malty backbone revealing some caramel and bread accents. The Hiphop was cleaner and more straight forward, exotic fruit in the nose, soft on the palate. Both IPA’s were rather gentle when it comes to the bitterness. Very enjoyable IPA in a nicely designed can. Ordered @ ➡www.beergium.com #beer #beerporn #craftbeer #beergeek #belgianbeergeek #drinkingcraft #drinksmartdrinkcraft #showmeyourcraft #365daysofcraftbeer #instabeer #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #craftbeerphoto #craftbeergeek #beerbliotek #beergium #IPA #hop #hophead #craftbeerphoto

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Roasted Jalapeno Blueberry Porter (Two Henrys)

Brewery : Two Henrys
Beer : Roasted Jalapeño Blueberry Porter
Style : American Porter / Porter
Variance : Aged on Roasted Jalapeños and Fresh Blueberry Puree

8.5 / 10

What the fuck did I just drink?! Just from the smell alone I really thought I was about to sink my taste buds into some annoying bitch’s Etsy recipe for blueberry muffins but instead I’m left with one of the craziest porters I’ve ever experienced. I can’t even tell where one flavor starts and the other ends but honestly all the additions here work together so well in the end. A great fresh jalapeño flavor starts this off with a little bit of heat before that fresh blueberry flavor mixes in with a decent amount of sweetness before wrapping up with some smokey chocolate leaving you with an interesting but delicious after taste. I really thought that the blueberry and jalapeño wouldn’t work together what-so-ever kind of like the dragon and donkey in Shrek but just like that couple, those flavors came together in holy matrimony in my mouth. That sounded weirder than it should have. Oh well. The only thing that I don’t like about this beer is it’s name because it really doesn’t give me any fuel to the fire when it comes to writing or talking shit so I guess I’ll just pick a random famous person and rag on them. Hmm… Ok I got it! Why he fuck are we still allowing Alfonso Ribeiro to stay somewhat relevant in our world? Because of some stupid ass dance? No. Will Smith is the only famous person allowed to come from that show and that’s the way it should stay. What does that have to do with this beer? Nothing. Moving on. If you are looking for a porter than will make your brain explode then look no further than this brew because it’s probably one of the most unique porters I’ve tasted. There couldn’t be an easier way to get into the style for all you first timers even though this doesn’t accurately represent the style and for you bastards, grab a can as soon as you can. Can.

Written by: Steve B.

@despairington has listened to me bitch about needing pumpkin beer for the past two months, and he surprised me with some the other day. I didn’t want to drink while shooting but how could i turn down pumpkin beer? I can’t! 😂👌
Go give @gaiuscosplay
Some loooove, she is absolutely gorgeous, talented, and has an arsenal of poses. I took some shots of her saturday and was highly impressed 💜
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#pumpkinbeer #fallisback #girlswithpiercings #girkswithtattoos #greeneyes #girlswithtattoos #cateye #annastasiabeverlyhills #dark #creepy #creepchic #goth #punk #emo #scene #altgirls #septum #beer #halloween #harness #budoir #lingerie

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