been thinking of this ship will ever sail

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Don’t worry. No one’s going under the ship today. Though, the thought had crossed my mind. No, I’m quite certain I can do better than that.

anonymous asked:

Did you watch the p chris clip? What are your thoughts??

Okay, prepare for a huge rant you brought this on yourself btw (jk though, i love you for messaging me :))

First of all, when I saw that the new clip was about my smol bean Chris, I freaking did a double-take, like, my butt literally hit the ceiling and I couldn’t stop screaming like a crazy person thank God I live alone or I might have been institutionalized or something. I legit just dropped everything I was doing (like, you don’t understand, it was a whole procedure, not only did I stop eating, which, don’t even go there, but I even closed the window to shut out the noise and pulled the curtains so there wouldn’t be any glare on my screen). And I screamed my head off, basically.

Second of all, the first time I watched it I had to go back like every five seconds and re-watch every single movement and interaction between those two absolutely adorable dorks, all the while squealing my life out because awh mai gawd, they are sooooo precious :3 My sweet little boi Chris touching and gazing at Eva with all the care and love in the world and her waking up all sleepy, and both of them smiling and softly laughing at each other and awhhhwhw! I freaKING KNEW THAT THIS WAS WHAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS LIKE! This was 99% what I had in mind, seriously. I was absolutely sure that Eva changed his outlook and that sooner or later he would want to be with her and only her, I am SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW, you don’t even know. Then that whole thing with Chris’s dream (subtle, Chris, really subtle) who basically asked Eva to be his girlfriend and she flat-out rejected him, and I was like evA DON’T BLOW HOLES IN MY SHIP!!! (ultimately I get where she’s coming from though, she’s still wary and doesn’t want to get hurt like she did with Jonas (not that it was his fault, they just weren’t meant to be), so she’s cautious and thinking that if Chris isn’t her boyfriend then she can’t get hurt, even if he cheats or something, because technically they’re not together). But this is Chris we’re talking about, ever met someone more determined? Yeah. So, I don’t think he’s gonna give up, I think he’s just going to pursue Eva and be all like whatever, we’re dating, and she’s gonna be like Chris, you’re not my boyfriend, and he’s gonna smirk like the cocky little shit he is and kiss her senseless and then after she thinks he’s given up he’s gonna say yeah, but, like, we’re dating, and in the end Eva’s going to be so frustrated she’s just gonna give up (but in the meantime Chris is gonna prove to her that he’s really not going to hurt her and that she can trust him, and in the end they’re gonna be so damn happy together). Eva just needs reassurance, she’s fearful because of the past (her own past, as well as Chris’s) and she needs time to see that Chris really loves her (because, I mean, come on, you can’t tell me that that boy is not totally whipped, like, my cute little puppy looked so hurt when Eva said that they’re never going to be together, it just broke my heart, but it’s okay, because we all know that’s not true). They just make each other so incredibly happy, the glow-up is amazing. On another note, what a great way to meet your future son-in-law, don’t you think? :D (you know it’s gonna happen, don’t even argue with me)

So, yeah, as you can probably tell, I have re-watched the clip at least 549 times, and I just can’t get enough of those two cinnamon rolls, and my whole life is literaLLY MADE Y'ALL. Like, this is what I have been waiting for ever since that first kiss at the Halloween party, I freaking KNEW MY SHIP WOULD SAIL :)))

Anyway, thank you so much for messaging me, anon, much love and fluffy ChrisEva hugs for you and I hope you have an amazing day ^^

My take on SnB:VS Episode 17 THE PUREST FKCNG CHARININA FKCNG SHTPOST TRASHPOST IN THIS ENTIRE PLANET VERY VERY VEEEEEEERY LONG, FKNG LONGER THAN EPISODE 13 BTCH

Warning this contains swearing, rage, excessive amounts of fangirling and tears, you have been warned.

FIRST OFF, MY FCKNG HEART FCK SAKES HELP ME!!! MY FKNG HEART CAN’T FKCNG TAKE IT. KILL ME NOW BECAUSE I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER BE THIS HAPPY HOLY SHT.

OK BTCH, I’M FKCNG WARNING YOU NOW, YOU’RE ABOUT TO GO UNDER 267 SCREENSHOTS IN ONE EPISODE, THIS TOOK ME FKNG HOURS TO MAKE TO I’M DEF WARNING YOU NOW THIS SHTPOST IS GOING TO BE EXTRA FKNG LONG. EXTRA CAUSE IMMA TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT THE FCK HAPPENED TO ME AS I WAS FKNG WATCHING THIS AND MY FCKNG THOUGHTS ABOUT IT TOO. FCKNG HELL.

Okay to start It all off we go to the castle.

First of all btch is fck you you black knight piece of sht.

Look at how his eye fkng twitched (btch if I knew how to make gif I swear all my takes would be in gifs, well some of it cause some photos need to be stared upon) YOU DON’T GO MESSIN AROUND WITH MAH GIRL FKC YEAH!

YEAH CHARI! FKNG GLARE AT THAT BTCH MOTHERFKER

FCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK. Btch lemme tell you the story of what happened on this very moment. Look hunty I don’t curse (whaaat?) Yeah, I don’t, like that’s the reason why all my curse words are missing letters or are misspelled but lemme tell you when I fkng saw this shit I whispered to Sofiel and the other gods ‘fuck’ in the most ungraceful manner known to man.

But btch lemme tell you I aint the only one who fckng got shocked by this, my fckng phone refused to listen to Chari’s bullsht that it fkng disconnected my headset from my fkcng phone, and I aint joking btch like at this exact moment my phone decided to fck Chari’s bullsht and disconnected it and it added to my panic and frustration. Like btch I literally jumped out of my bed both cursing Chari and panicking over my headset like that thing cost me a fortune! So when I started playing just music btch it wouldn’t work I was so fkcng stressed that I got my backup headset which was waaaay awful and tried to restart my phone. What happened next? Looks like my phone needed to breath like me because the btch couldn’t handle Charioce’s bullsht that I had to reboot it, fkc if only the same goes for me and then next thing I know it was perfectly fine. Btch I was searching up for my headset’s warranty cause girl I CANNOT afford a new one.

Alright so here we are going back to ye ol episode and fck I still can’t get over Charioce’s bullsht.

So then as if I wasn’t on the verge of killing someone this fkcng a**hole was the first thing I saw and btch I was PISSED. Like fck you btch you fkng a**hole.

NO THERE IS NOTHING YOU NEED TO FKCNG LEARN ABOUT FCK YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE FKCNG EARTH! GO DIE YOU PIECE OF SHT.

When Chari says none Chari says fckng none! (Hold up, Chari looks sad here… oh gods, did you just say that out of professionalism? Kinglinism?)

Oh don’t you back sass me motherfkcer! I swear to Sofiel and the gods I hate you. Dumb piece of sht fck you.

Good Christ I’m sorry, Lord forgive my words because it’s about to get much worse…

Speaking of btches to be fkced fkc you too Gabriel, I know you’re hiding something you piece of sht btch and I aint trusting you! Not one second! You can die for all I care, I wish Michael was the one alive and you died hell make Sofiel the ruler since she cares for others way more than you do! Screw you for what you did to El. You deserve to be run away from.

Break for Rita appreciation time: damn gurl is looking fierce!

We bring you this commercial by Favaro Leone, look at them muscles let’s appreciate that hunk.

Commercial over.

In this scene the gang was all talking sht about Chari (well not really they were discussing this and that oh you fkng know) and YEAH NINA POUT AT EM GIRL, although I still am fkcng pissed about what that Chari said, POUT AT EM.

As you can see my baby girl aint having none of that sht.

In this scene we see Jeanne jumping off of heaven, that sounds weird but okay.

I still lowkey ship it since I highkey ship JeanAzel (although Azazel wasn’t in no how in this episode) but damn look at them, Sofiel as a woman I am VERY JEALOUS of your body.

AWWW!! Nina you look cute in blue hair!! You look fine girl! But still Chari would know you from a mile away.

So Nina went out to search for some intel and I love the scenes where she was running around the place cause it reminded me of the earlier episodes where sht hasn’t gone down and rained upon all of them.

Hmm I wonder where she’s off-

OH. MY. GOD.

YEAH NINA FKNG REPRESENT MY SHOCK RIGHT NOW!

I seriously thought they wouldn’t see each other yet and maybe one episode more but oh my god I am not complaining.

ALL YALL ALREADY KNOW THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE MY FKNG FANGIRL GEAR KICKED IN AND I SWEAR I FKNG SCREEMED WHEN I SAW THEM.

Sneeky sneeky~

A-sneeky sneeky peeky

OH MY GOD YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE GUMDROP, YOU PRECIOUS SMOL LITTLE CINNAMON BUN. YOU LOOK SO OH MY GOD IN THIS (yes you look so omg is now a thing suck it up)

Hmm this is probably his mother’s grave since most villains start with mommy daddy issues and since his dad’s a dck this is probably his mother’s.

Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at the same fkcng time!

Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at the same fkcng time!

Me: *fangirling*

Nina: DAFAQ SHOULD I DO!?

Me: *laughs like a madman* This is so me rn

Come on, do something!

Yes…. YES.

OMG YES! FKNG YES! YES YES YES YES YEEEES!!!!

Sup btch XD what an entrance Nina, bravo!

Nina be like: oh sht

Chari be like: oh yeah.

You two are fkng adorable I swear I would die. I mean I still haven’t completely forgotten what you said Chari but we’re getting there.

I swear Nina no one will take you seriously looking like that I swear to Sofiel. Still though, cute.

My confused little sonofabtch

Look how my confused sonofabtch smiled like ugh my heart, I swear the way he smiled at Nina is so damn precious.

Sure Chari baby go along with her ruse.

It’s his mom, 100 percent sure of it. And thank you Nina for asking the questions we’ve been asking long ago.

I (and a lot of other people too) FKNG CALLED IT!

Why are you so shocked Nina? (I laughed at this moment because of Nina’s shock)

JINX! JINX YA CHARI! JINX (monsoon)

Me: Sure you aint but I called it. BUT LOOK HE’S COMING CLOSER!

YAAAAASSSS FINALLY THE BACK STORY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Aww… YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL! //slapped// (I’m willing to bet some of you sang that)

Nina: *cries on the inside*

Me: *at the edge of my seat err bed*

Did she hope that at least YOU would have a great life?

Oh I guess not…

I’m willing to bet an arm, a leg and a brother that he’s planning to revive her, or at least that’s what he wanted from the gods. Like his wish was for her to come back to life.

YOU BOTH HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON //slapped//

THAT FKCNG ‘Chari’s special smile for Nina’ smile is getting me holy sht I have a feeling that this episode is gonna ba waaaay better than 6 and 13!

That smile is so precious I cannot.

Me: HE’S CLOSER!!

Me: CLOSER!

YAAAASSSSSSS HELLO!!!! Oh sorry, ehem. So his name WAS Chris, aww I didn’t know Chari gave his real name to Nina! Omg that is so ngggghh.

Awww *insert that child wiping a character’s tears from the tv but eplace it with Chari*

Hahaha he’s still playing by her game

Come one, we all know that you both know who each other is.

Me: Yes… And?

Me: THIS IS MORE THAN PERFECT YOU LITTLE SONOFABTCH! YAAAASSSSS DATE NUMBER 2 IS ON BABY!

I love how Nina is like, oh… okay.

Oh mah gawd my precious children, mi preciozo. This brings back sooooo many memories!!! I love it I can die.

Oh don’t you be so awkward child, I mean I know you have a lot of things going on in that pretty little head of yours but… okay you have all the reason to be awkward.

Yes, yes he does.

He was playing your game, a ruse love.

Look at mah little baby looking at merch as if he was stroling disney land (by this point I’ve forgotten about what he said at the beginning)

So my baby bought something like a charm or whatnot and Nina’s telling him off but then LOOK. HE TOUCHED HER AND SHE WAS LIKE OH OKAY AND DIDN’T TURN INTO A DRAGON. I try to notice every detail when it comes to these two.

See?! Oh… OKAY. Nina’s always on the okay when it comes to her baby king.

Uh oh…

Uh oh, people are staring Chari…

Now what do we have here…

Me: *shrugs*

Me: Little demon babies?

Me: Wait…

OMG BABY CHARI WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Yeah Nina, WHAT?

Woah…

WOAH.

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH DID YOU REALLY JUST… OMG THESE SWEET DEMON BABIES LOVE YOU CHARI

These demon babies are precious, all children are precious *cries*

THEY LOVE YOU CHARI THEY LOVE YOU OMG THESE SWEET DEMON BABIES ARE SO PRECIOUS.

I SWEAR

I FKCNG SWEAR IF THIS ISN’T A FORESHADOWING OF MAMA NINA BEING STRICT AND PAPA CHARI BEING LENIENT WITH THEIR KIDS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior what is this perfection? I swear God thank you for this beautiful blessing you have bestowed upon human kind.

Look at him… LOOK AT HIM, OH SO PRECIOUS, OH SO BEAUTIFUL OH SO PRECIOUS *cries for the nth time*

Me: Huehuehue Nina go get em Chari meat

Nina: NO! MUST RESIST TEMPTATION!

Nine: Don’t fantasize about him, DON’T FANTASIZE ABOUT HIM.

Future dragon babies: Yeah mom! Come join us!

Future dragon babies: Yeah come play with us mom!

Nina: Alright, mom’s coming! *sees the skull*

Nina: CHRIS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LETTING OUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH?!

Future dragon babies: Aww mom broke the skull of daddy’s enemy.

Charioce: Fear not my children, I know how to fix our problem.

Me and Nina: *staring*

Charioce: Let me be hot for a bit so your mom gets turned on.

(I’m laughing at my own stupidity, all hail future dragon babies!)

Charioce: I told you I’ve got this.

Let me point out again that all children are precious <3

Charioce: See? Dad’s bouncy ball is better than before!

Nina: *pouts cause her children went back to playing*

Nina: Really, Chris? Really?

Charioce: It’s okay, look. They’re having fun. *smiles all daddy like*

I swear these two look like a married couple. I swear if this isn’t foreshadowing I swear…

Charioce you sly sonofabtch, cheeky bastard.

We all do Nina, we all do.

I love how Charioce is juat smiling.

Oh…

Oh my god…

OH MY GOD!!!!!

OH MY FKNG SOFIEL THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER LIKE OH MY GOD LIKE

Charioce: Relax, they’re kids. They should have fun.

Just do it Nina, just fkng kiss already (was my thoughts and then omg)

I love these two to deth no joke.

Ahhh so Chari is being watched…. Well I should’ve know he wouldn’t step out of his castle without any guards following him.

Lemme guess, it’s that black knight piece of sht again, that little a**hole.

No Nina, those are actually us crazy shippers who are secretly stalking and taking photos of you

Omg.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW PERFECT NINA’S HAND FITS INTO CHARIOCE’S? THIS BRINGS ME ANATAE FESTIVAL MEMORIES REALNESS!

ELOPE!!!! ELOPE!!!! FKCNG LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND AND ELOPE!!!!

RUN MY BABIES, RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUTURE!!!

I really love these two shot, I don’t know why but I love it. Aesthetically pleasing?

I don’t know, but maybe it’s the way Chari pulls Nina that is so cliché animesque but I really love it, all their interactions in general. Hm maybe it’s because it’s this cliché of royalty running away from guards bit? Who knows.

Woah when Charioce said let’s lose them they really did actually loose them (maybe) like this looks waaay away from the place where they were.

Me when this very moment was shown: OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR A CONFESSION!!!

I laughed at this scene because Charioce is all tired and sht while Nina I just chill wahahahaha

*sexy music plays in the background*

I legit thought Charioce was going to take his shirt off when he started roling his sleeves.

Charioce is hot. Just saying.

Oh my gosh that is so anime, like that sweat effect is so anime XD

Uh oh…

Nina, Imma stop you right there. What is in yo mind girl?

I was legit thinking at this moment that Nina was going to try and steal the bracelet from Chari.

Like look, it looks like she was set to get that bracelet so that was what I thought!

Little I did I know that this would be the start of the best moments in anime history, like I was screaming “CONFESS” in my head while watching this and little did I know what was going to happen.

AS WELL ALL DO.

My inner fangirl was slowly ascending to heaven at this point

And your baby

Yes that was what this whole thing was about

A moment of silence.

DAWWWWWWW *dies*

*fangirls at the memory*

I felt really sad for Nina at that time because she was so confused and somewhat hurt too by the fact that he’s hated by everyone

This is so sweet, I absolutely love it.

Yeah girl! Be determined! I am so rooting for you!

There’s that moment of silence again.

Chari baby I can feel your inner conflict all the way from here.

Still willing to bet that arm, leg and brother that what he wants to do is ressurect his mother (unless he wants to be all Code Geass and say that he wants the world to unite against one common enemy)

QUIT ADDING MYSTERY TO THE DRAMA CHARI!

Me: *shuts up for a moment*

Oh no… just what the hell man. That arm, leg and brother bet is still on if you like.

Pretty bad one if I do say so myself.

Me: *silent*

That’s so very kingly.

I’m sorry man but the mommy issues man. Next thing I know they’ll be an alchemy circle there and OMG WHAT IF THE PRICE ISN’T AN ARM, A LEG AND A BROTHER BUT INSTEAD AN EYE, AN ARM AND HIS EMOTIONS? OMGGGG LET’S GET FULL METAL UP IN THIS SHT!

Me: *okay me is silent again*

Oh my god, did he just… OH MY GOD (at that very moment I screamed to the heavens and my mom literally shouted at me to shut up and when I did my head almost exploded)

OH MY GOD, I’M FKNG FANGIRLING TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA, LIKE MY PILLOW COULDN’T EVEN HOLD THE SCREAMS I WAS RELEASING.

OH MY GOD THE CONVICTIONS! NINA OH MY GOD YOU LOOK SO READY TO JUMP HIM OH MY GOD!!!

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god (look at Nina she so pretty in this frame)

Lemme tell you something real quick girl, at this very moment I had to pause because tears were coming down my face for real. I sent a photo to my friend about how much I was crying and when I paused did I only realize that I was holding my breath in. Btch that’s some good sht anime right there.

Even now my breath stops whenever I look at it.

Shocked Chari is shookt (I’m tearing up as I write this)

Don’t think about your inner conflicts Chari, just don’t.

Oh gods

Oh gods, Nina’s crying now I’m crying *cries*

This looks so fkcng perfect that I can’t my heart can’t handle this intensity.

OH MY GOD THIS IS IT OH MY GOD THE CONFESSION I’VE BEEN LONGING FOR

Oh god

Oh god

Oh my lord oh my stars

Jesus Christ this is beautiful, I love these two so much that I would die for them.

All I can say is oh god and smile all tearfully.

*smiles*

That fkng smile *cries*

Oh gods wait, I know where this is going to oh my god oh my god oh my god

Oh god

Oh gods, oh gods

Oh my god you’re both so precious….

Me at the very moment this was shown: *GASP* *pause* oh my god oh my god oh my god *plays*

OH MY FKNG GOD!!!!!! HOLY SHT OH MY GOD MOM!!!! MOM!!! HELP!!! 911!!! AMBULANCE OH MY GOD!!! OH MY FKNG GOD JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME FROM DEATH BECAUSE I AM DYING RIGHT NOW LORD GOD THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE’S PURPOSE IS THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT OH MY GOD FATHER IN HEAVEN HOLY BE YOUR NAME I THANK THEE FOR THIS BLESSING MY FATHER!!

This is beyond perfection, this is so Romeo and Juliet like, like what the fck a tale of love and ruin oh my god. My heart can’t take this intensity holy sht

Wow just wow, like the way Charioce tightens the hug more as if he doesn’t want to let Nina go oh god wow such amazing detail to everything.

This is beyond amazing, this was so worth the wait… wow just wow oh god wow, I am speechless man just wow.

Fck man that hug… that kiss, like the more you zoom in the more you can feel the intensity

She’s not turning into a dragon *cries in happiness*

See? Even she get shocked!

They’re both so shocked *smiles to the point that my face gets ripped*

The emotions are so raw that I can’t…

Nina? Nina? Where are you going?!

To be honest I was legit thinking she was going to run away thinking that it was wrong and bad that she was doing this with the enemy like those anime cliches and I actually panicked for a bit.

See? Even Chari is confused.

Uh… Nina?

Ninaaaa? (legit confused)

Uh…

Woah!!!! WOAH!!!

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH EVEN MORE!!!

Woooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

Somewhere deep in Chari’s mind: Was I that bad a kisser?

Woah wait, no way.

She turned back into a human! OMG this just proves what I said before that only Chari has the ability to turn Nina in and out of dragon form!

GOOD FOR YOU BABY NINA! GOOD FOR YOU!

Huehuehuehue, Also I love how Nina is fangirling over her own kiss. So precious.

What I am concerned about it that this is the second time Charioce has seen you naked, what a winner that man is.

His smile

Oh my god his smile

This is legit the most love filled smile Charioce has ever dawned on his face like if you look at his you can’t even recognize him, that’s how sweet and in love this smile is. (this is how my smile looks for the entire episode, not as good thought but still)

Ladies and gentlemen we all know that Charioce is into scales.

Dragon Nina looks fierce!!!

Somewhere deep in Charioce’s mind: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Look, all yall be honesty with me. I aint the only btch who thought AND shouted

“HE’S RIDING HER!”

Don’t you be lying to be when you didn’t think that up cause I swear you be lyin

Now I have a million photos of Charioce riding Nina *lenny face* but I’ll make a separate post for that cause this sht is long as hell already

I love how happy Charioce looks as he flies with Nina like look at him

This one is my favorite Chari smile next to the one in the cave

People say he looks kinda condescending in this but don’t be fooled honey it’s just his eyebrows.

Ah perfect moonlight

Ugh this again.

Yeah girl! Be assertive!

Here we go again with the next times!

YEAH! WHEN?!

Chari what the fkc, you’re not too deep into the relationship yet and you’re already snapping at her? Not cool man.

See, you’ve given Nina the impression that you’re mad you dumb fck

What? *still pissed*

Why do I feel a bad undertone to this? Like there’s a bad omen somewhere? Is this why you snapped? Because you’re worried about something?

See how much Nina loves you? You snap at her and she fkcng smiles at you you dumb fkc

WAIT WHAT IS THAT?

Charioce you…

You sly sonofabtch you dumb fck so you bought this for her, I take it back you dumb fck.

Daww

DAAAAWWWWW (btw I LOVE how you look right now Chari XD)

DAAAAAAWWWWWWW

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE EPISODE HAS JUST BEEN LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND JOY AND RAINBOWS!!!

Woah woah woah woah pause this sht I see that look on you face Chari, what the fck?

Chari why do you look like you’re in pain? What is going on? Why are you frowning? Why are you holding Nina as if it’s the last time you’ll see her? WHATTHE FCK IS WITH THAT FROWN?!

Hmmm should I make something out of this or naw? I’m going to leave this at that for now…

Nina you cute litte dragon lady you oh my god

Daww that nice little charm!

Fanservice plus fangirlservice both in one frame, of course.

HAIL HIT//slapped// I find this very cute shut up

And there she goes, off into the night.

Ah Chari, you must be so happy to have finally

WHAT. THE. FCK. OH NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO. YOU FKNG OH MY GOD CHARIOCE FKC!!! CHARIOCE I SWEAR IF YOU BECOME THE FKCNG A**HOLE THOSE MOTHERFCKERS WANTED YOU TO BE AND USE NINA NOW THAT YOU’VE GOTTEN HER I FKCNG SWEAR A HATE BLOG ISN’T THE ONLY THING YOU’VE GOT COMING.

OH MY GOD NO CHARIOCE, DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE PLANNED THIS ENTIRE THING FROM THE VERY NO… No that can’t be, he didn’t know that Nina was a dragon before and then he can’t control her transformation now since Nina can do it on her own then what the fck is with that look what is you deal?! Oh gods no, please don’t be the a** the antis want you to be good god please don’t let this be a pretend for you gods please Chari DON’T BE A DCK! Good god Chari no, please don’t be that!

Chacioce Chris I swear don’t you be an a**! Don’t you be a- oh there’s more in the end…

THE FCK?! YOU AGAIN YOU FKCNG BULLSHT MOTHERFKCER! WHAT? SPELL? THE FCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OH MY GOD!!!

WHAT IF CHARIOCE LOOKS LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS OLD FCKNG GIMP IS TRYING TO KILL HIS DRAGON WIFE HOLY SHT THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT!

Dude I would think wrong about Charioce looking like that in the final frame since he just finished being all lovey-dovey with Nina and then he looks like that as if the moments weren’t sincere but since they showed this last part of the gimp and then going back to his eye twitching when this fkcer said he would kill Nina it all makes sense that he would look like that cause his baby girl is in serious deep sht.

Hold up before I forget, I HOPE YOU FCKNG DIE MOTHER FCKER! I SWEAR YOU PIECE OF SHT JUST GO DIE IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE AND NEVER RETURN FCKNG HELL YOU GIMP!

Anyway I still don’t know why Chari said kill on sight, maybe, as I said, out  of professionalism where he has to act kingly and not let his emotions take over but dam son if after this day will you still say that you’ll let this fkcng gimp kill her? I can tell why you look pissed as fck since I wouldn’t want that either.

Still I don’t know, I’m confused but my heart is secured that all of it was real and sincere and this is actually Charioce getting mad about that onyx knight wanting to kill Nina. In fact my heart thinks this is him finally making a decision that he would keep Nina safe, that he finally made a conclusion for himself and would take action on it. Yeah because Mappa wouldn’t show us that last clip of gimpy saying Chari is under a spell unless it meant something right? The way he looked back didn’t come off as a ‘I’ve got her in my trap’ kind of look but instead ‘I won’t let anything hurt her’. Yeah, as I rewatch and analyze that’s how it looked like.

There’s a little bit of doubt but my heart is secured on this ship and as I have said before, unless Mappa makes Charioce into the dck antis wanted him to be then I’ll ship it to the ends of the earth and fight for it and if he does turn into a D I’ll start the hate thread.

Anyway anyway, here are my thoughts for this week’s episode. This was intense as sht and I am sorry for all the misspelled words and all the nonsense, this took me HOURS to finish but I’m happy about how it turned out. Again sorry about the errors since I didn’t have enough time to proof read it. Still I hope you enjoyed!

These are my thoughts, feel free to reblog or comment and if you have any questions you’d like my insight on feel free to ask!

I hope you enjoyed and here’s to another week of suffering!

(Kudos to tumblr for taking 200plus photos into one post and kudos to you for finishing this)

Captain Black (Part 2)

Originally posted by void-astrology

PART 1

Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader

Word Count: 1k (just a short lil fluff)

Warnings: Pirate stuff ;) aka implied smut

A/n: I probably won’t do a part 3 to this. But don’t despair, this isn’t the end of pirate!Sirius my friends, I’m not done with him yet……


“Whey, up she rises!”

You shook your head with a playful smile, taming your hair as you came up onto the deck of the Grand Canis.

“And what’s this? The captain has surely discovered the most important thing to man.” James, the first mate continued on.

“Respectful subordinates?” Sirius mocked his friend.

“Nay, the breasts of woman!”

A roaring laugh elapsed over the shipmates, who were carrying on with their work, some playing a game of dice.

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anonymous asked:

Obviously Jon and Dany 😎.

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / awww / otp / MY HEART

ONE SHIP TO RULE THEM ALL. MY ULTIMATE OTP. THE ACRONYM WAS INVENTED FOR THEM. 

No but seriously I exist to give Jonerys the love and respect they deserve. Have any two people ever been so made for one another? Has any one fandom ever been this hyped to see a ship sail? I don’t think so. 

My sweet little prince and fierce dragon-riding queen are so perfect :’) I literally had a good summer simply because this ship exists hahaha.

Originally posted by mhysaofdragons

THE. WAY. HE. LOOKS. AT. HER.

I’m wrecked.

okay but can we talk about how this ending was realistic?
all the characters got a happy ending that makes sense.
-Silver and Madi: They stayed together, even though the ‘betrayal’. They will slowly work through their problems, live in peace.
-Max and Anne: even though we didn’t show them together, we know they will work through their betrayal too. Anne gave her a chance. Anne also loves Jack remember that, so she will be with him and Max, after things have gotten better between them.
-Silver & Flint: Flint showed Silver that he cared, someone truly cared for Silver (from his perspective) and Silver gave him a way out. A way to happiness. Despite everything. He was willing to just stay in the island until Flint saw it that way ffs.
-JAMES AND THOMAS. That was the best thing ever. Not only for once (in my experience) the main character of a show is gay, his tragic relationship is no more. He got to see the love of his love again. For Thomas too. Ten years they’ve suffered, but now they are back together. BACK TOGETHER. even in a place like this. Silver could have gotten them out too, we don’t know. They could find their way out, Flint is still there somehow. But even if he didn’t…do you think that either Thomas or James would care? They spent a decade believing they wouldn’t see each other again. And now they are together. Who can even hurt them there? They are protected by Long John Silver’s name. AND TO REPEAT. WE GOT A GAY COUPLE BE HAPPY IN THE END.

I just realized

In episode 5 Eugene goes to Sid’s tent and discovers that he’s already gone so he runs to the dock but the ship has already sailed and he’s so sad like he doesn’t know if he’s gonna make it out of war alive, he thinks that he might not see his friend ever again…like????? CAN Y'ALL STOP FUCKIN’ GOING AWAY AND LEAVING EUGENE SLEDGE ALONE????????? Now I have this disturbing idea that if Gene had woken up while they were still in New Orleans’ station he would have probably run all the way down the train just to get a last glimpse of Snafu ‘cause you know that was THE SECOND FUCKIN’ TIME that someone important to him left him behind without saying goodbye.

Originally posted by psiicopataa

Binding of an not-legal sort - CS & DQ friendship

For @lenfaz, who deserves nice things (I’m sorry it’s not Jewel Queen, I’ll try it next time!) with thanks to @fairygodpirateooc for being so sweet about my silly ask. 

huge thanks to @coaldustcanary for being my ‘zomg I am doing this right?!’ savior. 

I’m also tagging @brooke-to-broch, @bessely, @icapturedkindness and @ouat-upon-a-coconut, @thejollyduckling  because you humor me. 


“Why don’t you do it?” Emma asks, picking up a handful of chips and smirking. “I hear marriages are often performed by sea captains.”

“It’s significantly more complicated than being given carte blanche to marry happy couples just because you’re captain of a vessel. There’s paperwork, different rules in every port.” He pulls the chips closer and shoves the vegetable tray in her direction. “I have not been licensed by Storybrooke’s authority with the power to offer matrimony, legal or otherwise.”

Emma rolls her eyes and takes a carrot stick. “It doesn’t have to be legal.”

“Regina is the mayor.”

“And I doubt Maleficent has a social security number.” 

Emma says that like it means something but he has no idea. Must be like the driver’s license that allows one to steer an automobile. 

“My Mom can’t do it, she kind of took Maleficent’s kid. Regina can’t do it herself, we don’t really have a judge and ever since Maleficent became district attorney–” she trails off but he knows this. 

“She can’t really wed herself either.”

“No.” Emma munches her carrot stick then dunks it in that dreadful ‘ranch’. “I guess Archie could, but I think-” she pauses, flushing, “I think it would be nice if it was you.”

“Me.” He looks up from the burgers on the grill and raises his eyebrows. “I have no connection to either of them. Maleficent even tried to kill me. So did Regina.”

“Not in a way you’re angry about.”

“No.” He flips a burger and grins at the little dark lines on the meat. Perfect. “I suppose not. What’s a little attempted murder between friends, right?” 

Emma beams. “They’re friends. Regina’s basically family. Archie’s great, but…” she lets her words slip away again and shrugs. “It would mean a lot to me. We could do it on the ship, and have the reception on the docks.”

“They’d want that?” He doesn’t know either of them well enough to say that would be something they’d enjoy, but the Jolly Roger is a special place and Maleficent loves the stars. 

“It’s a small town. I know they talked about Regina’s back yard or the park, but we could put lights up along the docks and have fireworks. Maleficent loves fireworks and we know Regina likes fireballs.”

Henry nudges his arm and looks at the burgers. “Good work.”

“Thank you.”

He grabs celery and doesn’t ruin it with ranch. Good lad. “Whatcha talking about?”

Gesturing to Emma with the tongs, he grins. “Your mother is gleefully planning your other mother’s wedding to the dragon.”

“Oh?” Henry settles down on the picnic table, watching Snow and David arrive across the park. “Anything good?”

“Yes!” Emma leans in, hoping Henry will understand. “Killian marries them, on the Jolly Roger, and then we dock, they get off the ship and we have the reception on the docks. We hang lanterns everywhere and then have fireworks over the bay. They’d love it.”

Henry grins and looks back at Killian. “A pirate wedding?”

“It’s hardly a pirate wedding just because it’s on a ship.” 

Emma and Henry both have that look and any argument he has is beside the point. He’s somehow already volunteered. 

“Why do you think they’d like that? Maybe they’d prefer not to have their wedding officiated by me.”

“You’re family,” Henry insists. “I like it. Mom was worried about getting married at the town hall, or outside and Mal, well, she still worries about scaring people, and she doesn’t scare you.” 

“She’s rather pleasant in her human form.” He sets burgers onto the table and takes another look at Snow and David. “Is this because Snow has volunteered as a monarch to perform the wedding?”

Henry and Emma share another look. 

“She did, and it’s awkward because I don’t want Maleficent to have to say no, or Regina to because they’ve been so close lately and if it was you, then–”

“Then everyone is appeased.” He shrugs. “I have performed a handfasting before. Nothing legal, mind you.” 

“See?” When Emma smiles at him like that, he would sail his ship upside down if she asked. 

“I think they’d be touched you volunteered,” Henry adds, moving the buns closer. “And it saves the trouble of the ‘she forgives you but she’s still kind of pissed you took Lily’ conversation that everyone’s been trying not to have ever since they got engaged. Trust me.”

He smiles at the lad, proud that he takes such care of his mother and future step-mother’s feelings. “All right. I shall offer my services when next I see the happy couple.” 

Emma leans over the table and kisses his cheek. “That’s the spirit, captain.” 

Am I doing this right? 

I’ve seen everyone doing this, so I guess I’ll do the thing too. TBH I actually have like 160+ followers, but still. This is my first time doing a follow forever, so here we go.

A thank you all to everybody that follows me<3 I’m not sure where to start, but thank you all for sticking and baring with me to this day. You all have kind and beautiful souls. I don’t come on tumblr RP as much anymore for my own personal reasons, but it does make. me happy to know you’re all still with me even in spirit hahaha. There’s so many of you I wanna thank and also interact with via OOC or IC. I apologize if you haven’t been added onto the list, because like I said, there’s so many of you. That does not mean I hate you or forgot about you though.

Now where to start…?

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Fishy Feathers Chapter 2

;3 enjoy my dears!
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Lance managed to slip out of the nest early that morning, before the sun woke his Mama and Papa. It had become a routine by now, and he was an expert at sneaking out nowadays. He and Pidge liked to meet up at the beach at least four times a week to play and gossip and hang out, and so far in these past three years, nobody had found out about it. Occasionally they had to stay home for long periods of time just to make sure neither family got suspicious of where their little one was going.

But Lance was excited for today. He was going through his first molting! The nine year old Avian’s wings were shedding their baby down and growing pinions in, and he’d woken up this morning to see the longer, sleeker feathers growing at the edges of his wings. He was thrilled, and even the uncomfortable itchiness and growing pains couldn’t dampen his mood! He wanted to show Pidge first, since the curious 7 year old guppy girl absolutely adored studying the habits and characteristics of other species.

He half hopped, half flapped his way down the beach and tugged out a hollow, whale bone whistle from around his neck and blew lightly, a faint windy sound echoing over the water. Pidge had her brother make one, claiming it was for when she got lost, and modified it so that only she could hear it, adding one of her guppy scales for decoration. Even young, she was terrifyingly smart. She had one to call him, too, and it was adorned with his favorite feather, a golden brown downy thing with faint white speckles. Soon enough, Pidge popped up in the shallow end of the beach, Lance wading out to meet her.

“Lance! What’s up?” She asked, propping herself up on her hands while Lance sat down next to her, wiggling in anticipation. “You gotta see this! Look at my wings!” He chirped joyfully, extending the wing with the more developed pinions. Pidge gasped in awe and scooted up to sit back on her tail so she could run her hands through the patchy mix of flight feathers and baby down, completely stunned. “Your wings are all messy! Are you okay?” She asked, worried.

Lance laughed and waved off her concern. “No, I’m perfectly fine! I’m molting!” He explained, Pidge raising an eyebrow in confusion. “It means I’m shedding my baby feathers for adult flight feathers, which is a really good thing!” He clarified, a huge grin threatening to split his face.

“Oooooohhhh! So, like scale shedding?” Pidge asked, and now it was Lance’s turn to give the guppy a quirked eyebrow. “It’s a Mer thing. When we hit twelve years of age we start growing newer, tougher scales with our true colors and our fins become two toned, plus a lot of other changes.” She explained, flipping up her dull grayish green tail and pale gray fins as an example.

Lance nodded. “Yeah, that sounds similar! Only when my flight feathers grow in, I get my patterns and brighter colors and the ability to fly! I can’t wait for flight lessons, these too big wings are driving me crazy! I don’t know how many times Mama has said that I’ll just grow into them, or how I’ll be a great flier, I just wanna be able to hold them up longer!” He whined, and Pidge giggled.

“I know right? Mom says she can’t wait to see what my grownup scales will look like, always guessing the color and dressing me in pink and purple tops. To be fair, I can’t wait either! I get that the ugly color is to make other species think I’m unappetizing, but I’m sick of the weird gray green color. I look like dying algae!” Pidge complained, throwing her hands up in exasperation.

Lance laughed and ruffled her long hair. It was almost to her waist now, just past her little crop top made from an old ship sail, and she’d been talking to him about getting it cut since crabs always liked to get stuck in it for some reason. “Probably because you’re so crabby.” He’d joked at one point. She’d whacked him with her tail for that.

“I bet you’ll have the prettiest scales ever.” He declared, both children giggling. “I bet you’ll have to coolest wings! Is that a white feather, by the way? I can kinda see the pattern…” Pidge carded her fingers through the lower part of his wings where the newer feathers were growing, plenty of baby down loosening at her grooming touch and littering the water with tiny feathers. Sure enough, most of the feathers were growing in a pale white and almost blue color. “Woah! It’s like sea foam!” The guppy chirped excitedly, and Lance grinned.

“Mama says that I lose most of my feathers during the first few days while the adult ones grow in. I guess those ones are growing in first!” Lance preened while Pidge fawned over his barely grown in yet pinions, tiny white peaks that peered out from between the down and upper feathers. “Bet you this color happened because you spend so much time in the sea.” Pidge joked, Lance humming in agreement. “Maybe! All I know is that’s it super cool!” Pidge laughed delightedly.

“Well, I wanted to show you first, but I should hurry home before they notice I’m gone. Mama always throws a molting party whenever one of us gets our adult feathers!” Lance chirped, standing up and brushing sand off of his shorts and wringing out most of the water in his clothes. Pidge nodded. “Okay! Have fun! Mama said one of our pod members is having his shed scale party tonight anyways! He turned twelve just a few days ago! His scales are kinda cool, I wish I could show you…” She frowned, and Lance patted her head.

“You’ll have to tell me about it later, promise? Bye Pidge!” Lance said cheerfully, already scrambling back up the hill. Pidge watched, and waited until he was out of sight to dive back down towards home and her pod.

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That’s a wrap for chapter two! Any guesses on who Pidge was talking about? Hmm? :3 and I also drew Lance’s wings today! I’m enjoying writing this!

  • Hawthorne: Where’s my super suit?
  • Mitchell: What?
  • Hawthone: Where - is - my - super - suit?
  • Mitchell: I, uh, put it away.
  • Hawthorne: Where?
  • Mitchell: Why do you need to know?
  • Hawthorne: I need it!
  • Mitchell: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about runnin’ off doing no daring-do. We’ve been plannin’ this dinner for two months!
  • Hawthorne: The public is in danger!
  • Mitchell: My evening’s in danger!
  • Hawthorne: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Mitchell: ‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

anonymous asked:

do you ever think about how griffith and guts haven't interacted or even seen each other in like 19 volumes except in the last case for that moment before guts and co sailed to elfhelm and get super sad but also marvel at how the ship is still going strong canon-wise

God I know right? Like they’ve been separated for 20 real world years, aside from one brief meeting and that one meeting-each-other’s-eyes-from-across-a-distance moment and Guts has spent a large chunk of that time trying to forget him, but GriffGuts still feels hugely relevant.

I guess because the readers know they have to meet again (I mean could you imagine the story fizzling out with Guts deciding to retire in Elfhelm while Griffith rules the world lmao? No GriffGuts reunion, no epic climax) and we keep getting these occasional hints from the story that they’re nowhere near finished with each other emotionally, even as their current narratives have nothing to do with each other.

Guts has his temporarily chained inner beast still haunting him and threatening to take over and hunt Griffith down, and every few volumes the subject of Griffith comes back up to make him feel things and periodically remind the reader that it’s not over (the RPG group gossiping about the old Band of the Hawk, Laban asking after him, meeting apostles and knowing Griff is nearby, witches in Elfhelm asking after him, etc)

And on Griffith’s end we have that beating heart, and imo every volume of Griffith narrative we get where that’s conspicuously not brought up again and yet implied by the pointed ambiguity of Griffith’s emotional state (gorgeous portrait at the end of Sonia’s chapter on loneliness, serenity contrasting with transformed Ganeshka’s panicked loneliness, letting Rickert slap him, the question of who sent Raksas after him, etc), is just more tension added that will make the moment we do get to learn about Griffith’s emotions extra satisfying.

tbh structurally the way Miura showed Griffith’s pov as his heart was unfreezing, and then for every subsequent part of Griffith’s narrative gave us absolutely no information on his internal emotional state, and human Griffith’s downfall (and the thing that kept being brought up over and over and over and over again during the Golden Age) was his irrationality caused by his feelings for Guts - it just makes me intrinsically feel that we’re heading for something big. It’s a tease for a reason.

— You ever wonder of things would have been different? How our lives would be different if this hadn’t happened? I never had a family, Shepard. Never had children.
— There will be enough time for that now.
— I think… I think that the ship has sailed and what about you? Ever think of settling down?
— I’m soldier, Anderson, like you. Not really fit for doing anything else.
— Sure you would.
— I like sound of that… I’m not sure I’d be much good at it.
— I don’t know Shepard, I think you would be a great mother.
— Aha…
— Think how proud your kids will be, telling everyone their mom is Commander Shepard. 

(x)

anonymous asked:

Yatobisha 😉

Ohoho, I’m glad someone asked for a rarer pairing~

  • when I started shipping it if I did:
    • Probably earlier than expected, since I have a massive thing for foe yay. Super hot lady who looks like she’s got her shit together chasing down a boy who definitely doesn’t have his shit together with whips and guns and swords involved? More please. Battle snarking, I-hate-you-no-I-hate-you-more; we totally have history? Sign me up. That’s some good shit right there.
  • my thoughts:
    • Of course I love Yatori and I don’t want to split them up to promote YatoBisha instead, but all the people who say YatoBisha could never happen strike me as… maybe a little narrow-sighted? Yato and Bishamon are really perfect foils of each other–Bishamon has it all: the loyal shinki, the huge shrine, the riches, the estate in Heaven, god of fortune status, etc. etc., while Yato has nothing–and yet the ways that Yato connects to others are generally better. He might not have had good shinki in the past, but his method of talking things out with Yukine is way healthier than Bishamon’s habit of bottling things in, while Bishamon’s sense of justice and desire to protect the weak is far more pure-hearted than Yato’s motivations. Bishamon knows more about being a god than Yato does, but Yato knows more about how to handle people. They both have things to teach each other, and they are clearly both happier and better off after becoming allies. The whole “he becomes a god of fortune/she’s at risk of becoming a goddess of calamity” thing is not there just because the authors got bored. Parallellssss. Also, let’s be real guys, Yato’s been drawing Bishamon naked for centuries. HE’S DEFINITELY AT LEAST THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
  • What makes me happy about them:
    • BASH BROTHERS TROPE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION TROPE. The back-to-back badass moments are strong with this pair. If they were together, heaven help anyone who tried to stand against them and it would be so damn cool. I mean, their whole dialogue in the recent chapters about how their ship would never sail just made me think it was more likely than ever, because who talks about romance while fighting for their lives??? Guys please, priorities. Their banter is so fabulous, their competitions are so funny, and can we please just talk about how Bishamon was the first person Yato wanted to come to his rescue when he was feeling alone at Kamuhakari? He brought Hiyori and Yukine with him, but nope, there’s no way he can mingle until Bishamon arrives to back him up. Cuteeee. The whole “I definitely don’t like you!” and “W-Well I don’t like you either!” thing is just so entertaining to me. Yato saved Bishamon’s life in the past without ever asking anything from her, and Bishamon dove into hell itself just to rescue Yato. Ultimately, I guess I would say I like this pair because it has the potential to be so funny in comparison to the other pairings. KazuBisha and Yatori have massive potential to be sad… YatoBisha is just hijinks for dayssss. Hey man, Yato’s only kiss in the entire series so far has been Bishamon, roflllll.
  • What makes me sad about them:
    • This pairing could probably only happen if KazuBisha and Yatori were not possible for some reason, and when I imagine the potential situations that might result in Kazuma and Hiyori not being around, I definitely get sad. I definitely wouldn’t mind YatoBisha, but ONLY if nothing were to happen to Kazuma and Hiyori. No “die for our ship” here, please and thank you.
  • things done in fanfic that annoys me:
    • Are there fanfics for this pair???
  • things I look for in fanfic:
    • Make me laughhhhh. I want ridiculously over-the-top competitions. I want everyone else desperately trying to catch up while Yato and Bisha declare they can run across the entire length of Japan faster than the other like “GUYS NO THAT’S A TERRIBLE IDEA–” “STAY OUT OF THIS!! I’M GOING TO WIN!!” I want stupid attempts to one-up the other: “I still have a picture of you in denim shorts!” “Oh yeah?! Remember that time you tried to cook and I had to spend three weeks nursing Kazuma back to health because you poisoned him???” Attempts to one-up each other in the dating department too but every single plan goes horribly awry because neither of them has any experience at all and maybe they shouldn’t have picked scaling Mount Everest in the middle of winter?? And everyone around them just shakes their heads and goes back to sipping their tea because honestly a tsunami couldn’t tear those two stubborn idiots apart when they really start going at it. But also being intensively protective would be lovely: “If you lay a finger on him again, I’ll rip you to shreds!” and “Nobody calls her psycho bitch but me!!”
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
    • Kazuma and Hiyori, of course!
  • My happily ever after for them:
    • They could probably just keep doing what they’re currently doing and I’d be pretty happy with that minus Bishamon getting torn to ribbons KAY THANKS I think it would be sweet if Bishamon was quietly impressed (she will never admit it!!) with the way that Yato interacts so well with all her shinki and how everything seems a little bit brighter now that there’s this completely irrepressible person flitting around… Kofuku goes on and on about she and Daikoku becoming Bishamon’s in-laws and Bishamon comes to earth way more often so she softens up more and more and laughs a little louder and everyone is just one giant family and everything is happy because I say so. And now when he draws sometimes it’s just beautiful portraits of Bishamon, one after another and she’s like ??? C-Could you just?? stop??? I-It’s embarrassing when you’re staring at me so long like that!
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon:
    • There is no spooning. They both flail about so much in their sleep that they might as well be fighting all night long. Yato ends up on the floor half the time but crawling back under the covers into the warmth is so nice…
  • what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
    • Actually fighting. They both massively enjoy having someone at their level to spar with on the daily and competing to see who can get the edge up on the other is a huge rush. Seeing their shinki grow and advance together thanks to their efforts is super rewarding, as is their absolutely flawless teamwork when it comes to thrashing ayakashi in the human world. Mid-air fist bumps are totally a thing guys.

Has anyone’s mind been changed over the destruction of our history and property? Anyone’s heart moved? Anyone feel more virtuous? Enlightened? Accomplished? Generous? The people who are doing this, these vandals- will never be satisfied. Ever. They will never be virtuous, accomplished, or generous. The moment’s satisfaction the destruction brings,will need to be fed again. And, again. And again. When is it ok to stop it? How do we stop it? Can we stop it? I don’t think so. That ship sailed, and we are now ship wrecked on this dying, smoldering, dimming light on a hill. Well done, America. When you throw out the Foundation, the whole thing falls. I hope some historians are taking notes. Real historians. Real notes.

The most desperate thing of all is waiting for that which hasn’t yet happened, and that which you cannot make happen, no matter how much you want to force it into being. Like a broken clock stuck on the 59th minute, lingering on the divide between wrenching expectancy and euphoric closure – unable to turn the gears that will bring such mighty cadence, such deep relief and finality. And as all the other happenings that may have been, in the meantime, while you were waiting for that which isn’t yet or may not ever be, have passed into impossibility – and when you begin to think frantically about this, reaching out your arm to the boat that’s just untied and pushed from the end of the dock, on which you must remain, departing into whichever direction that leads to whatever happenings which you will never know for you waited too long, or outright refused, to board that sailing ship – that is desperation.

meri47  asked:

Captain Belle for the 10 headcanons?

…I did not know anyone still read that. Ok, here goes.

1. Her best friends on her crew are Mr Smee and Angelica Cecco. Cecco was the one who taught her how to fight, after joining the crew not long after Belle took her first prize. She taught Belle how to fight in a way that was suited to a small, slight woman, and is the main reason Belle became so deadly in combat latterly. Smee, on the other hand, taught her how to read a crew, how to get the best prices for stolen goods, and how to read sea-charts and know how to keep a ship sailing. Belle often thinks of her captaincy as having been a team effort in the beginning, for all that she has since come into her own.

2. The first man she ever killed while in her right mind was the captain of a Marchlands merchant ship, who had tried to lead his men against her when he realised the pirate captain who had just taken his ship was a woman and not the legendary Captain Jones. She ran him through after he tried to stab her and the knife got caught between her coat and her corset, and was violently sick once the battle had passed, out of sight of the men.

3. Has a strong appreciation of pirate tradition. Namely, that the captain cannot be gainsaid in battle, but in all other respects has to gain the assent of the crew before doing anything. It’s one respect in which her style of leadership differs markedly from Jones’s, as he was used to keeping Navy discipline. However, she has developed a remarkable talent for knowing what to say to get the men behind her, and can be pretty unscrupulous in how she uses it.

4. Does not see herself as capable of redemption. She has killed. She has sunk ships and sacked cities and stolen treasure from both. She is beyond going back to the woman she once was, and on some level doesn’t want to. What she is, she is because it is what she made herself, and she will not regret that, but she doesn’t think she is or has it in her to be a good person, even when she does broadly good things. It’s this attitude which brings her into further conflict with Regina, and which drove her to some of the darkest crimes of her long career.

5. Met Ariel in Neverland, and is fond of her on some level, and at some point Ariel came to owe Belle a favour, which she uses in order to transport herself and Cora, along with her whole ship and crew,  to Storybrooke. She might despise Cora and all she stands for, but she won’t risk her revenge or the lives of her crew unless she’s absolutely sure she can get what she wants out of it.

6. Is probably the only woman alive that Long John Silver was ever afraid of. She used to patronise his inn, the Spyglass, and the first time he met her, he saw that she had the coldest, saddest eyes he’d ever seen, a magnificent haul of silk and spices to fence, and that she’d recently killed one of her own crew for raping a passenger on the ship they had taken. For ‘recently’ read ‘ten minutes ago and still had the blood on her hands.

7. Starts dying her hair fairly early on, mostly because she doesn’t want the Blue Fairy putting two and two together and catching up with her before Belle finds a means of carrying out her revenge. Captain Hook is thus known for a great deal of elaborately curled black hair, which over time just became part of her image and part of her mystique - part of the brand, if you will, which advertises to the ships she takes exactly who has come for them.

8. Cultivates a reputation for never taking prisoners, so that ships will surrender more easily. Generally, if a crew doesn’t put up a fight, she’ll let them go without their cargo and call it a day. There’s only one area where she won’t, and that is clerics of the Reul Ghorm. Belle hates the clerics. After all they did to her, probably she has reason. She’s also responsible for killing the head of their order, Claude Frollo, while he was taking passage from the Marchlands to Misthaven, as it was he who would have to have ordered her torture. She never catches up with the specific clerics who tortured her, though, and would not know where to look for them.

9. Collects beautiful things from all over the world. As captain, she tends to spend most of her share of the profits of her crimes on acquiring said things, leading to her cabin being offensively full of beauty and luxury, despite her share being only slightly larger than any other crewman’s, largely because a lot of the items she chooses are rather cheaper than they perhaps should be.

10. Her crew bought her an evening with a rent boy once, as thanks for a particularly rich prize. She chose a plain, rather older man than was usual, and asked that he not tell her his name, and that he act as if he cared for her. After that, she does still occasionally patronise them, pays well, and never asks for names.

La sirène

Pairing: Warren Worthington III x Reader

Rating: K

Word count: 573

tagging: @raypclmer, @quicksxlvers, @phoenixejean, @jxbilationlee, @itsmarneto, @rinzlxr

Warnings: none

a/n: okay, so. here’s the thing about this. as you all may or may not know, i love mermaids. like, really really love. i love them so much i am probably screaming about them right now. anyhow. i think that this has the potential to be a series. kind of like a slice of life one? but with merman warren. think of the little mermaid but with warren and minus most of the plot of the little mermaid. so kind of not the little mermaid at all? if that makes sense. anyway, please please please let me know if you want this to be continued, and also let me know what you think of it! thank you!


The sea had a way of calling out to you, wanting you to join it in whatever escapades that there was to be found out there.

That was just the way you were – that was the way that you would always be.

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ok ok but like

imagine this

karkat shows up in the same dream bubble with jade and sees her trollsona

he gets all flustered and embarassed like “youre so CUTE but im already with dave tho hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and then later dave and karkat are hanging out

dave starts talking about jade and suddenly karkat becomes awkward as hell and starts blushing and shit

so dave questions him which makes him even MORE flustered

and then hes like

dude

are you crushing on her

and then karkat’s entire fucking face turns red

and then daves like “we could always ask her out together you know”

and then karkat is the most fucking flustered he’s ever been in his life

dave keeps going like “i like her too you know”

just

davejadekat

imagine it sailing

it’s just

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it’s the perfect ship