been laughing at this for 2 hours now

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Tropic Party pt.2:Back Home +2 *Rafinha Imagine*

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After explaining to everybody what had happened and why Rafinha and I left everyone congratulated us. Our families were more than happy that we’d come back but even more happy that we had gotten married over our break. “Now I have a little sister” Thiago had said smiling

I chuckled, and after that we had gotten together at a place to celebrate the marriage with our family and friends. 

~2 Months Later

“Just let me sleep a little longer” I said into the pillow

Rafinha laughed from next to me, “Babe you’ve been sleeping for a good 8 hours straight, can’t you wake up for me?” He asked

I turned to look at him, “Can’t you let me sleep?”

Rafinha smiled placing a kiss on my nose, “C’mon we’ve got to go to the doctor’s” He said getting off the bed

I watched as he got up and went into the bathroom, groaning I sat up, “I really don’t understand how you’re such a morning person it disgusts me to be honest” I said 

Rafinha just laughed, “I love you too” 

I groaned and flopped back down on the bed, “I don’t wanna go” I said

I heard the water turn off, and felt the bed dip before Rafinha spoke. “C’mon we’ve gotta go see what’s wrong with the big baby” He said

I looked over to him, “I’m not a big baby” I said

“You’re my big baby” 

I chuckled, “Then can you let the baby sleep?”

He shook his head, an got me out of bed. We made our way to the bathroom and did our morning routine, and everything I left my hair curly and in my face because I didn’t have the energy to do anything with it at the moment. 

After we were done, we headed out to the car and then to the doctors. It didn’t take long for the doctor to see me, and as I sat in the room Rafinha waited outside. “You sure you don’t want your husband inside?”The doctor asked

I shook my head, “I love him to death, but he’ll ask more questions than necessary” I said chuckling

The doctor nodded, “So you’re sick is what you said on the form?” He asked reading over a chart

I nodded, “Yes, I’ve been feeling sick for quite a while now” I said

He asked me to explain what’s been going on the last few weeks, and I explained to him about the throwing up, weird food that I’ve been eating and the sensitivity to smells. He chuckled and a little smile came onto his face, I raised an eyebrow, “Is something wrong?” I asked him

The doctor shook his head, “It’s nothing big but have you tried taking a pregnancy test?” He asked

I nearly choked on air, “I’m sorry but tried taking what?” I asked

The doctor looked at me seriously, “Taking a pregnancy test, I mean everything you’re describing sounds like that of a pregnancy” 

I laughed, but then stopped after thinking about it. “You’re serious” 

He nodded, “We can take a sample of you blood or you can give us a urine sample” 

“I’ll do the urine” I said

~1 hour later

Rafinha turned towards me, “Are you alright?” He asked

I nodded, “I’m peachy” 

He chuckled taking my hand in his, “Everything will be okay” He said

I sighed, but nodded. After a little while the nurse came back giving me a smile, “Would you like to hear it privately or together?” She asked looking at me

“You can just say it”

She nodded, and looked through the charts. “Well congratulations you two are going to parents in 7 months” She said

Both Rafinha and I stared at her not uttering or saying a word, “And that’s not all it’s twins”

anonymous asked:

30 and 2 from the last drabble game with Geordi?

30 - working late at night
2 - “I had a lot of fun, surprisingly.” 

“Alright, I think we’re done here.”

Geordi’s voice came as a relief. Your hands flattened against the console, giving the Chief Engineer a half-grin. “And it’s only 0200 hours.” You replied.

That made Geordi laugh and he nodded. It honestly didn’t feel like 2 in the morning, despite the tedious repairs the two of you have been working on. The time passed quickly, due to the conversations you shared and the laughs that Geordi managed to elicit with a few jokes.

“I know it’s late, but want to grab a cup of coffee before heading back to your quarters?” Geordi asked, coming around the console to stand by you.

Part of you wanted to decline; a bed sounded amazing right now. But the thought of ending the night made you hesitant. “Just one cup.” You replied. “Tonight was brutal, but I had a lot of fun, surprisingly.”

Geordi smirked in reply. “So did I.”

Drabbles are closed

Snowball Part 5!!!

Heyo. Again I’m gonna start this off by apologising for the lack of updates on this, I haven’t even been that busy, I’m just lazy like I have no excuse haha. Thanks to anyone still following this, I really do appreciate it and without messages and stuff this honestly wouldn’t have gone past the first chapter xx.



Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4

Feyre had been working for a few weeks at Mor’s coffee shop now. She worked most days when Tamlin was home, and every day when he was out of town for business. Mor loved having Feyre around to laugh with and had even told her last week that her coffee making skills had considerably improved, but Mor would still politely refuse when Feyre offered to make her a coffee. 

It was long hours and the morning rush could be hectic at best, but Feyre enjoyed the challenge and it occupied her lonesome thoughts. When Tamlin was home he would disappear into his study for hours or be lost in his own thoughts when they decided to go out places for dinner. Feyre didn’t want to talk to him about his work though as she knew it would just worsen his mood, and he had made it very clear he hated talking about work with her. 

Feyre had walked in one morning to see Mor attempting to decorate their specials board with crude attempts at stick figures. Feyre hadn’t meant to laugh but it caught her by surprise.

“I know I’m not very artistic but you know it’s bad when even your stick men get laughed at.” Mor huffed.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have laughed but … does one of them have two heads?”

Mor sighed, “No, it was supposed to be a Christmas hat.”

Hesitantly, Feyre reached for Mor’s chalk, “May I?”

Mor looked surprised but handed the chalk over. She left to keep setting up chairs and tables while Feyre drew. She had a number of paints and canvas’s at home but she hadn’t felt any desire to paint lately, but Feyre got lost in her own drawing and hadn’t even noticed Mor peering over her shoulder.

“Oh my god it looks fantastic!” Mor squealed, making Feyre jump.

Feyre looked it over once, it wasn’t amazing. Done with cheap chalk and in just a few minutes, but it passed for a Winter wonderland scene with snowflakes, reindeer, and people huddled around a fire holding cups of steaming coffee. From then on Mor always got Feyre to decorate the boards after she had written on them.

Mor would sometimes leave Feyre alone for a few hours when it was quiet so she could run some errands and the trust Mor had in her blew Feyre away. Even if she wasn’t always left by herself. Most days Mor’s friends frequented the store such as Amren, a small but wicked looking woman who awed Feyre but also made her want to avoid eye contact. Amren was nothing but friendly towards Feyre and would always leave her an especially big tip so Feyre made an effort to make small talk. Amren owned her own jewellery store where she made her own accessories and was an old friend of Mor and Rhysand’s family.

Rhys’s brutish looking friends, Cassian and Azriel, were also usually hanging around the shop. Their favourite table was hidden away in a dark corner where Azriel would all but vanish in the darkness, but since Feyre had started working, Cassian would drag Azriel to tables that were closer to the counter so they could talk. Despite their imposing looks, Feyre found both of them to be quite friendly towards her and it wasn’t long before she found herself smiling before they had even entered the shop as she could hear their booming voices approaching from halfway down the street. They ordered the same thing every day, just a black coffee for Azriel, no sugar, and Cassian always had the most expensive and extravagant, whipped cream topped coffee they served, complete with chocolate and caramel syrup. 

Rhys had so far kept his distance.

One morning after Lucien had dropped Feyre off for the day, Mor had been telling Feyre about an awful customer she had once had when the door swept open. Mor stopped mid sentence to beam at whoever had just entered. Feyre had her back to the door but she knew who it was was from the intensity of the gaze she felt was trained on her back.

“Well look who finally decided to come and check up on his shop.” Mor teased.

“You know I’ve been busy Mor. As I’m sure you’ve also been, training Feyre to make coffees that surpass even your own.” Rhysand purred.

Mor scoffed, “Who told you that?”

“Cassian.”

“Next time I’m locking him outside in the cold.” Mor laughed despite her icy tone. “Seriously though are you just passing through or staying for a bit?”

Rhys sighed, “I think I need to just sit down and clear my head. Wanna make me one of your famous coffees?”

“Coming right up!” Mor smiled.

“I wasn’t talking to you.” Rhys said, before flashing me a grin and taking his seat.

“How tragic. Disowned by my own cousin.” Mor said shaking her head. “He likes a cappuccino with two sugars.”

Feyre worked at the machine alongside Mor as she made other orders but Feyre could feel that violet gaze fixed only on her.

“How come Rhys hasn’t been around? Cassian and Azriel are always here.” Feyre asked Mor quietly.

“I think he’s just been really busy lately. He gets restless when he’s stressed so I doubt he wants to hang around here all day.” Mor replied as she turned on the coffee grinder.

The loud machine drowned out most sounds making Feyre nearly having to yell for Mor to hear her.

“Is it work related? The stress I mean.”

“Sort of. He works also as a spokesperson for the Illyrian community, making sure no one treats them badly.”

Feyre hadn’t had much experience with these Illyrians as she had only recently moved to town to be with Tamlin.

“Have people treated them badly in the past?” Feyre ventured.

“Oh Feyre, I wish I could say people in this town weren’t discriminatory but the world just isn’t like that.”

“I’ve never heard of Illyrians.”

“Well you live with Tamlin right? He lives in the flashy part of town, the opposite end to the Illyrian people so you probably haven’t ever seen them.”

Feyre finished making Rhysand’s coffee and moved to bring it out to him when Mor added, “He’s fussy about his coffees, sometimes I have to remake them a few times before he’s satisfied so don’t feel bad if he doesn’t drink it.”

“If he complains we’ll see how much he likes hot coffee poured in his lap.” Feyre said before freezing. Mor had turned the coffee grinder off just as Feyre had started to respond allowing Rhys to hear every word.

Deciding to play it off, Feyre continued on her path to Rhys and set the coffee down before him, arching her eyebrow in a challenge.

Rhys grinned up at her before painstakingly slowly, lifting the cup towards his lips. Feyre watched in anticipation and nearly screamed when he suddenly placed the coffee back on the table.

“It’s a little hot. I think I’ll wait for it to cool. Thank you.” Rhys said while giving her a cocky grin.

Swallowing her annoyance, Feyre marched back behind the counter with a grimace. Mor only laughed, before handing Feyre some new orders.

A few coffees later and Feyre looked up as an empty cup was set on the counter. She looked up to see Rhys gazing at her thoughtfully.

“… Was there anything else I could help you with?” Feyre asked, suddenly remembering that for all his jokes, Rhys was technically her boss.

“You changed the coffee.” Rhys said without any hint of emotion on his face.

Mor, who had been out the back gathering more stock, suddenly reappeared and miserably failed at looking like she wasn’t eavesdropping.

“I tried a different blend. Mor’s been encouraging me to experiment.”

Feyre felt the back of her neck dampen with sweat as Rhys failed to respond, only staring at her mutely.

“Did you like it? I can make another if you didn’t. I’m sorry, I know you like it a particular way-” Feyre babbled before Rhys cut her off.

“It’s okay. I liked it. Could you make me another?” Rhys asked, almost shyly. “Please?” He added as an afterthought.

Feyre nodded unable to speak she was so relieved. Rhys moved back to his table while Mor swooped in on her.

“That was incredible, you even got him to use his manners! I didn’t even see you change up the recipe.” Mor gushed.

But Feyre had already begun making a new coffee and wasn’t really paying attention to Mor.

“He always asks about you.” Mor said quietly.

Feyre froze.

“Nothing weird, just asking how you’re going at work. If you seem happy.” Mor continued.

Feyre said nothing as she went to take out the next coffee to Rhys. He smiled again at her as she placed it down and this time drank from it immediately. Mor watched them from the counter, an odd look on her face.

Over the next few days Rhys would come into the store and ask Feyre to make him a coffee. Sometimes he stayed to chat with her or Mor, other times he would have to leave quickly. Cassian and Azriel asked to try the special coffee that Rhys kept having but neither of them seemed to like it. When Amren asked to try it, she all but spat it back in the cup with an apologetic look at Feyre afterwards, “Sorry, I guess everyone likes their coffee differently.”

Feyre never made Rhys’s coffee for anyone else from then on.

One morning, Rhys was sitting in his usual spot by the counter where he could talk, and more often, tease Feyre, when Mor rushed in.

“I’m sorry I’m late Feyre! Everything’s been okay?” She asked.

“It’s fine, everything’s been going good today except for that weird guy who keeps trying to talk to me.” Feyre laughed while motioning at Rhys.

Rhys just winked and said, “I can’t start my morning without a coffee and your sweet face anymore Feyre Darling.”

Feyre responded with her usual, “Prick”, before turning away to serve a customer.

“She seems to have warmed up to you.” Mor said breezing past Rhys.

When there was no longer any people to serve, Rhys joined Feyre and Mor at the counter. He was staring at the specials board which still showed part of Feyre’s Winter wonderland scene and now also had a drawing of a coffee with a Santa face dusted in the foam.

“Now I know you didn’t draw this Mor.”

“First, I’m offended you think I have no artistic skills. Second, I’m impressed with how well you know me. Feyre is our resident artist.”

“You’re very good, ever think about doing an arts degree?” Rhysand said to Feyre.

“I have… but I don’t really think it’s for me.”

“Why not? You clearly have the talent for it.”

“I already told you, I can’t.” Feyre said angrily.

She turned from him and went to clear some dirty tables. When she returned Mor and Rhys abruptly stopped their conversation.

“Well I’m going to go do a stock order, Feyre do you think you could update the specials board? Thanks!” Mor said chirpily before disappearing out back.

Fear seized Feyre as she wiped clean the board. Rhys hadn’t said anything since she’d finished cleaning and she didn’t appreciate the way his keen eyes watched her. Feyre held up the chalk just inches from the board but couldn’t bring herself to write anything.

“What’s wrong?” Rhys asked, concern tingeing his voice.

“Nothing. I just don’t feel like doing this right now.” Feyre was horrified to feel tears beginning to well up.

Now Rhys seemed really concerned. “Feyre?” He asked. “Are you okay? Talk to me.”

Feyre couldn’t even look at him she was so embarrassed. She fought with herself for what felt like hours. On one hand she wanted to tell Rhys about her biggest weakness. But on the other, she knew she could be mocked for it or even worse, lose her job over it, and Feyre did not want to stop seeing her friends.

She almost said nothing. Almost brushed it off with an excuse. But when she looked up at Rhys’s face, his eyes were so open and trusting. Nothing but understanding touched his gaze and Feyre knew he had already guessed as much.

“I can’t read.”

Rhys nodded as if he knew all along. “Does Tamlin know?”

“Yes.”

“And he never thought to teach you? Or get someone else to?” Now there was anger laced in his words. It instantly made Feyre recoil.

“It’s not like that. I’ve never really had to learn. And it’s not like I’m completely stupid, I’ve memorised a few basic words.”

Rhys paused.

“I’ve upset you. I’m sorry, I don’t think you’re stupid at all.” Rhys quickly apologised.

There was an awkward silence before Feyre spoke again. “I had only just started school when my mother died. My father lost everything to his grief. I dropped out of school to help out around the house. I did paper rounds to get money for food.”

“Where is your family now?”

“A few towns over. When I met Tamlin he wanted me to move in with him almost immediately but I couldn’t leave my family alone. So Tamlin promised they’d be looked after if I went with him.”

“Is that why you’ve never applied to college?”

Feyre nodded.

Rhys pondered this. He started saying something before dropping it entirely. Taking a deep breath he tried a different tactic. “First, let me say that I think you’re incredible for putting your family over your own education. And while it makes no difference to me, and it doesn’t change who you are, but, if you’d like, I could teach you.”

Feyre was speechless. To her, providing and looking after her family had been second nature. No one, not even her father or sisters had ever really thanked her for it. And while it had never caused her regret, Feyre had always hated that small illiterate part of herself. She owned a phone but could barely use it. She had a job but only because it consisted of little reading. It was this that made her reach for Rhys’s hand to shake.

“Deal.”

Rhys held her hand for just a little longer than was necessary but it didn’t feel odd to Feyre at all.

Question Time ~ Shoot some numbers at me via ask!

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by…
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

Ask Questions:)
  • 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  • 2.When did your last hug take place?
  • 3.Are you a jealous person?
  • 4.Are you tired right now?
  • 5.Do you chew on your straws?
  • 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
  • 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
  • 8.Do you cry easily?
  • 9.What should you be doing right now?
  • 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
  • 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
  • 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
  • 13.Do you believe in love?
  • 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
  • 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
  • 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
  • 17.Will you get married?
  • 18.Could you be in a relationship without sex?
  • 19.Does anyone like you?
  • 20.Do you secretly like someone?
  • 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
  • 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
  • 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
  • 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
  • 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
  • 27.Is there someone you don’t ever want to see again in your life?
  • 28.Are you a forgiving person?
  • 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
  • 30.Do you fall for people easily?
  • 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
  • 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
  • 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
  • 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
  • 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
  • 36.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
  • 37.What are the first 3 words that comes to your mind?
  • 38.What are the first 3 names that comes to your mind? 
  • 39.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
  • 40.Have you ever had your heart broken?
JSE Positivity

So this is a thank you to the one and only @therealjacksepticeye and to kind of just share how much he’s helped me, now I’ve never done anything like this so please excuse my ramblings! I’ve been subscribed for around 2 years? now (not 100% sure) But one thing I am sure about is how much ‘Jack’ has helped me, how much he’s made me smile and laugh and how much he’s inspired me to be more true to myself, because if he can get up and yell at a video game for a bagilloin hours, then I can go out into the world and really try to connect with people. I don’t think that hate has any place in a community such as this and that this whole drama should just be forgotten, it’s happened why are people so intent on keeping it going. This post isn’t about that though, it’s a thank you, to Jack and an apology for everything that’s happening and happened. So Thank YOU. For everything, every time you’ve made us smile, every time you’ve made us laugh and every time you’ve helped pull one of us out of a dark place. Thank You

Guys as much as I appreciate the asks being sent to me or for Lest–

I REALLY NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON EDITING THE NEW CHAPTER FOR ONS OKAY LIKE GODDAMN I’VE JUST BEEN SCREWING AROUND FOR 2 HOURS AND JUST???? GUYS I REALLY NEED TO FOCUS ON EDITING OKAY LOLOLOL 

THANK YOU FOR THE STUFF BEING SENT AND I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU BUT PLEASE LET ME CONCENTRATE FOR NOW LOLOLOL

<3333333 /sends salty hugs to everyone

About Me

I was tagged by @ma-sulevin, @varriccallsme-foxlette, and @thevikingwoman. Thank you my darlings <3

Name: Sarah

Nicknames: When I was younger, my nickname was Bubbles. Now I don’t really have one.

Star Sign: Taurus

Height: 5′2

Sexual Orientation: Pan as fuck. Everyone is pretty and I am compromised.

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw (And Thunderbird for Ilvermorny)

Favorite Animal: It is a tie between foxes and barn owls! :D

Avg Hours of Sleep: *laughs forever*

Cats or Dogs: I like both, but have a preference for dogs.

Favorite Fictional Characters: We’ll be here all day if I list these.

I think everyone and their mother has been tagged in this, so if you haven’t, then consider yourself tagged <3!

Rules: Tag 20 followers you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @geralf-of-thraben @vajra-furor @sarkhan-punbroken @trans-chandra and @tailless-whale

Name/Nickname: Mirabeau, some people call me Mira

Gender: *laughs nervously*

Star sign: Sagittarius

Hogwarts house: Mardu

Favorite color: Red & black

Favorite animal: Bats!!

Average hours of sleep: 7-8ish

Cat or dog person: Cats

Favorite fictional characters: Chandra Nalaar, Yahenni, Star Butterfly

Number of blankets: I think I have like 7 or 8 on my bed right now??? sometimes I sleep under all of them, sometimes it’s just one; depends on what I need that night. And then there’s like 2 others in my place, one of which lives on my comfy chair

Favorite singer/band: uh I’ve been really into Green Day lately so uh yeah I’ll go with them right now.

Dream trip: only thing I can think of rn is visiting WOTC’s offices

Dream job: Well I’d love to be a luthier, espec since that’s what I’m going to school for right now. If I can do that and be a pro Magic player that would be fucking awesome!

When was this blog created: Early January of 2015

Current number of followers: 765

When did your blog reach its peak: I’d say around the time I made that Alesha meme (which happens to be my most popular post)

What made you decide to make a tumblr: it was a way to waste time during senior year. also I heard that there were good memes

uhh I think most of the mtg ppl have done this already and I don’t follow rules so this won’t be 20 ppl but I’ll tag @gay-hoodie @cuttingroomfloorofmemories @bodaciousbotanist @yumjonas  and @pseudowolf69

I can’t keep working my job, but it hurts me to leave also.

Like the other night I coded a lady for heart rate 160′s in afib. She’s been in the hospital for 3 weeks, got a Stage 2 pressure ulcer/moisture wound on her butt. Needs help to use the bed pan every 2 hours. Has lymphoma, got chemo - tumor lysis syndrome. Now her hair is falling out. (she also caught us laughing at the residents when they were trying to take a manual bp)

I asked her if she had a brush to straighten out her hair (it was a matted rats nest), and she said she had a comb in her bag, but when she tried to brush it, her hair started coming out and she was too upset. So I did it for her. I hid all the hair behind her and balled it up in my glove so she didn’t have to see how much was coming out.

I want to stay at my job, on nights, to be able to do things like that & make connections with my patients like that. But its so hard when I am so sure that I can’t get pregnant because of night shift.

My heart wants two things, but they are incompatible. 

Calum Hood Smut - Wedding Night

Requested: No.

Rating: No rating but it’s not PG. It isn’t just straight smut either.

Writer: Maddie

Word Count: 2972

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Calum stood next to Michael, his best man. It was hard for him to pick who he wanted to be his best man the most out of his 3 best friends without upsetting 2 of them. But the boys seemed to understand, he and Mike had been friends for so long that there was no way he wouldn’t pick him regardless of how close he was with Ashton and Luke, who at the moment were trying to chat up his bride’s sister and best friend.

“Look at them.” Michael shook his head, his eyes moving from his two idiot of best friends towards his girlfriend who was sitting next to Calum’s wife of now 3 hours.

“I know, it makes me laugh. Y/N’s sister thinks Luke is creepy.” He laughed lowly. He was so focused on his wife sitting down and drinking her white wine. He knew she preferred red but she had told Calum many times “if I spill the red wine on my dress, it will be ruined Calum” to which he would roll his eyes at. There was no doubting that his wife was the clumsiest person he’d ever met.

“I think it’s funny,” Michael started, taking a sip from his beer. “Everyone always said that we would be the last to get married and here you are, married and I’m just about ready to propose to my girlfriend, while those two idiots are still trying to find girls.” Calum laughed at that. It wasn’t a lie at all, everyone, even Calum’s own grandmother said Luke would get married first.

“I couldn’t stop myself, man. It was like, one day she was the annoying girl that I thought I absolutely resented and now, fuck, I can’t wait to continue our future.” Both boys – well men now – stared at the girls with such love and adoration in their eyes. Calum saw his son walking up to his wife before she put him on her lap.

“If you didn’t end up getting so shitfaced that night, would you be here?” Calum stood there thinking. The one night stand that got them together in the first place was one of Calum’s best decisions. He had a beautiful son and he knew that Y/N was the best thing to ever happen to him.

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You pick at the fraying sleeves of Luke’s sweater as you chew on your bottom lip, counting the seconds until he’s going to walk through your front door. It’s been exactly 2 months, 4 days and 8 hours since you last felt his lips on yours, since you felt his hot breath brush against your skin when he laughs or the weight of his arm hanging around your shoulders and stomach- 2 months, 4 days and 8 hours too long and now it feels like time is ticking even slower. 

You remember the moment you were packing to leave for home after joining him on tour for a few weeks- how he grabbed the same sweater you’re wearing now and pulled it on over your head, telling you to wear it whenever you miss him. You’d given him one of your shirts and he put it on immediately with that grin of his that never fails to make your stomach twist in the best way. 

You’ve slept in the sweater every night, sometimes balling it up and pressing your face into the soft material as you cried to him on the phone- missing him so much it hurt.

“There’s my sweater,” you don’t even hear the door open, your head snapping up and tears immediately springing to your eyes when you lay eyes on your tall, gorgeous boyfriend. He drops his bag and you scramble off the couch, jumping into his arms, your legs wrapping around his waist as you press your face to his neck. He chuckles and hugs you tight, your hands moving to grip the back of his neck as you pull back, searching his face briefly before you’re closing the space and capturing his lips in a series of kisses.

“You’re home,” you murmur against his lips, kissing him more, your fingers curling in the hair at the back of his neck as his arms hook under your ass, carrying you to the couch where he plops down with you straddling his lap.

“I’m home,” he confirms, nipping at your bottom lip as his long fingers push into your hair, gripping the nape of your neck, “now lets get you out of this sweater.”

You giggle and allow him to tug the material off before he turns and lays you back on the couch, the night spent making up for all those nights where all you had was his sweater and a phone to be close to him.

Question Time ~ You know what to do guys

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by…
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

Even though I’ve already seen it, I didn’t give my usual thoughts n the episode so here they are

Peridot describes a fanfiction worthy synops of how her and Lapis will interact and I fucking love it omfg

Lapis being just 564372819% done with everything makes my life I love it

I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT ‘Yeah, thats just been my style lately’ AND ‘Im just bad at drawing hands’ BECAUSE SAME??? #ARTISTPROBLEMS

Peridot spent a fucking hour to write like 2 sentences Im in love

H2OOOhh my gawd~

Lapis’s ‘Im kinda taking a break from water right now, but thanks, for the lake’ is like, the most passive aggressive thing Ive heard how fucking savage

Okay like, Lapis was acting a bit rough this episode and I know Peri is trying but I can totally get WHY Lapis is acting this way, I mean Malachite must have just been an absolute shitstorm for her, no wonder she wants to be alone, particularly from the person who (as she sees it)  kinda put her in that type of situation

I am glad that she made the attempt though that was nice

‘Holy smokes’ I feel you Peridot, I too become consumed with lust when I see a girl kick absolute ass

HELL YEAH PIRUBY COME TO MEEEEE MY TINY SMOLS

I AM THE DRAGON AND HERE COME MY HORDE OF RUBIES HALLELUJAH

EDIT: HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET ‘I GOT CHO NUMBAH’ I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD

Nate Maloley(Part 2)

I sat with the boys laughing about old memories that we had together while listening to some music.

“Remember that time Y/N when you fell off the stage on digitour, that was the funniest thing ever” Cameron said while holding his stomach from laughter.

“Oh my god, that was not funny Cam, I had a lump on my head for weeks” I said remembering it and rubbing my head.

Nate has been up there for awhile, maybe for like a hour now, maybe he fell asleep. I can’t help but think that he actually meant what he said “you inconsiderate insecure bitch”, those words keep playing on repeat in my head. Maybe he is right.

“I’m guys I’m gonna go now” I say standing up and grabbing my phone.

“What why?” Matt says while standing up along with the rest of the boys.

“I just think that Nate needs his space and he wouldn’t want me to be here when he comes down” I say heading towards the door.

I hear footsteps coming down the stairs and all I can think is shit I’m to late.

“Y/N your still hear” Nate says looking surprised.

“Yeah I was about to leave” I said with my back facing him.

“Ah you don’t have to if you don’t want to you know” he says nervously.

“Well that’s the thing I want to leave” I said with more of a bitchy tone then I intended.

“Uh I think we’re gonna go guys, see us later Y/N, Nate” Cam says walking out the door with the guys following.

“Look Y/N I’m sorry about before” Nate says walking towards me.

“Yeah okay whatever” I say wrapping my arms around my waist.

“Don’t be like that Y/N”

“Like what Nate? Hurt, cause that’s exactly what you did to me”

“I don’t mean it”

“Well it sure sounded like you did” I say looking at my feet.

“Well I was just angry okay”

“No it’s not okay Nate you hurt me, a lot, and you just can’t came down here and think you can make it all better with a couple of words” I say getting frustrated.

“Okay I get Y/N just give me another chance please”

I continue to stare at the ground because I could be stubborn.

“Y/N wait here for one sec I have something to show you”

He runs up stairs and I stare at him with confusion.

He returns to me with his phone and starts to play a song beat.

Met a bad bitty from the state of Mississippi
Really pretty and I wanna take her home to see the city (in my city)
Doing your thing, got me insane
Walk in the mall and you cop me a chain
I was like damn,
You hot as a flame.
Your mom is the only one that you can blame
You so cute, girl, yeah you is a blessing
And I’m the reason that your boyfriend keep flexing
Never stop texting every time I see your name up in my phone
I’m just picturing your body in that dress and makeup on
You don’t even need the makeup
Save that shit for later
You the baddest thing I seen I’m thanking your creator
Girl, I see you working like Miley Cyrus be twerking
I’m certain you’ll be screaming for me when I close the curtains
But it’s funny, cause I’m the one screaming now for you, baby
I been messing around with too many girls, I need a lady
Hoping you can be the one but you need to show it
And if you prove it to me, all this money, girl, we’ll blow it

After he finishes I can’t help but smile, did he really write that for me?

“I wrote that while I was upstairs” he said shyly.

“Well that was very cute, also I forgive you” I say wrapping my arms around his neck.

“Really oh thank you I love you so much” he says while pressing his lips to mine softly.

“I love you too” I say smiling.
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Well this is the second part to the Nate request.

Hope you guys like it even though I took awhile to put up…

Anyway love all of you lovely people💋

personal memories with each of the signs (from a sagittarius)
  • aries: having to debate against each other in english class and it turning into a screaming match that we both laughed at after it was over
  • taurus: after me accidentally tipping over my christmas tree, we had to drag it over to the dump together and we were laughing super hard the whole time
  • gemini: holding a personal facetime record of talking to each other for 12 hours straight
  • cancer: meeting for the first time in real life after having been friends through twitter for almost a year
  • leo: walking down the street on my birthday behind a crazed homeless man and watching a little girl run up to him, jump about 6 feet in the air in terror, and run away, and then us laughing about it for the rest of the night
  • virgo: going boy-crazy together talking to each other about our crushes on boys and giving each other good music to listen to every now and then
  • libra: letting a gps take us to another city (2 hours away) by accident instead of a restaurant that was 45 minutes away
  • scorpio: walking to a park near my house and spending the day at these pretty campgrounds listening to frank ocean and watching the trees above us move with the wind and saying nothing for 15 minutes to take it all in
  • sagittarius: walking down south beach late at night with her family as we were loudly singing "dancing queen"
  • capricorn: ok im not close with any capricorns but each and every single one that i've met, even if they're a bad person, has such a good sense of humor like they're such witty and deadpan assholes and they make me laugh SOOOO much
  • aquarius: having an hour-long conversation at 2 in the morning during a sleepover about how big we thought all of our guy friends' dicks were
  • pisces: hanging out once in middle school and prank-calling random phone numbers telling them that we were the "Purple Flower Foundation"
Ask me

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by…
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

random story from my workplace

so there is this couple in my office who work directly with each other in the same department of my division. they have been together for a few years now. everyone knows they are together, but it’s not something you’d pick up on unless you are explicitly told or like pay really close attention and are nosey like me. but they aren’t like in hiding either. i remember the only reason i even asked about them when i first started working here is because i noticed they were often alone together during lunch and i also saw them arriving together a few times.

anyway, last friday we ordered lunch to the conference room and watched thanksgiving episodes of certain tv shows. and i had to laugh because not once during the 2 hours we were all in there did they sit near each other, talk, or even really pay any attention to each other at all. this is a couple who works and lives together! and it immediately made me think of harry and louis because people make such a big deal when they are working and not interacting and it’s like… not that weird? lol

but i just got reminded of this because i was in the printer room printing stuff and they both walked in from opposite sides and literally just walked right past each other and didn’t say a word or touch each other or anything. anyway i just thought it was funny. and yes they are still together and leave work together everyday.

Three (Coulda) Happened Jonnor Scenes for Father’s Day

Three random Jonnor scenes based on the Father’s Day theme that could have been a part of 3x02.

 

Conversations after brunch … 

1.  Miss You (via text or phone)

Jude:  You okay?

Connor:  Yeah, I’m good.  Sometimes my Dad can be a little … emotional.

Jude:  Yeah, I remember.  

They both laugh softly.

Connor:  I like your Dad though.  He seems cool. 

Jude:  Yeah, it’s weird, but I’m really glad he came.  I missed him.

Connor:  I bet.

Jude:  Now I miss you.

Connor:  It’s only been two hours since I saw you.

Jude:  So?

Connor:  Miss you too. 

2.  Fatherhood

Connor:  You think you want to be a Dad some day?

Jude:  Sure, I guess.  I mean, I’ve never really thought about it.  I’ve barely had a Dad myself.

Connor:  Well, my Dad wants to control my whole life.  I suppose something in between would be cool.

Jude:  Definitely.  Think it would be weird growing up with two Dads?

Connor:  Dunno.  I mean, you’re growing up with two Moms and that’s good, right?  So they’d just have to be two great guys.

Jude:  (smiles, reaches for Connor’s hand)  Yeah.

3.  Outing

Connor:  Did I do it again?  I’m sorry for blurting that out at Brunch today.

Jude:  No it’s cool.  Really.  I’m… I’m glad you did.  

Connor:  But I thought you didn’t want your Dad to know about … us.

Jude:  I know, that’s what I said but, I think I was wrong.  Donald’s been through a lot.  I think he really only cares about really important stuff and lets everything else go away.

Connor:  So your being gay… or whatever … isn’t important to him?

Jude:  No, it’s not important to him.  What’s important to him is that I’m happy.  And I think he figured out that you make me happy.

Connor:  Okay.  You make me happy too.  And I promise, I’m going to try really hard not to out us to anybody this week.

Jude: (smiling)  Who’s left to tell?

4.  BONUS SCENE:

Basketball!!!