been a while since i posted my own edit!

Races of Planescape in 5th Edition: Githzerai and Bariaur

What? A homebrew post that isn’t MTG related? Well, this is a first. While my favourite D&D setting is probably the Magic Multiverse, when it comes to D&D official settings, I have recently fallen in love with Planescape (due in no small part to @commanderholly). The setting is so wonderfully weird, and really I love the fact that the setting is so in-depth that it even has its own dialect. Since Planescape has been out of print since AD&D2e, I’m working directly from the original Planescape sourcebooks to translate rules from the setting to 5th edition, so I can eventually run a campaign in the setting, and hopefully you can too. So, cutter, here’s the chant:


Githzerai

Ability Score Increase. Your Dexterity score increases by 2, and your Intelligence score increases by 1.

Age. Githzerai live to roughly the same lifespan as humans, but can live to be up to 50 years older than most humans.

Alignment. Hailing from the Chaotic plane of Limbo, Githzerai lean towards chaotic alignments.

Size. Githzerai are a similar height to humans, and tend to have more slender body types. Your size is medium.

Speed. Your base walking speed is 30 feet.

Darkvision. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can’t discern colour in darkness, only shades of grey.

Magic Resistance. When you are targeted with a spell, roll a d20. If you roll equal to or lower than your level, the spell fails and has no effect. In addition, when you first use a magic item, roll a d20. If you roll equal to or lower than your level, the magic item remains magical for other characters, but has no magic properties when you use it. If at any time you learn a spell, you lose this feature permanently.


For this design I took some inspiration from the 5th Edition Monster Manual, but focused more on using Planescape: A Player’s Guide to the Planes. While some of the abilities of Githzerai I used are not present for the race in the 5e monster manual, I decided to make a focused effort on translating the feel of how the race originally worked in the Planescape campaign setting. As such, I decided against using the Psychic Defense ability presented in the Monster manual, as this did not line up with the Planescape Githzerai having a typically low Wisdom. That said, I removed the negative modifiers to Strength and Wisdom, to make the race more in-line with the main player races of 5e that do not have negative modifiers to any stats.


Bariaur

Ability Score Increase. For a male Bariaur, your Strength score increases by 1, and your Constitution score increases by 2. For a female Bariaur, your Intelligence score increases by 1, and your Wisdom score increases by 2.

Age. Bariaur have a similar lifespan to humans, reaching up to around 100 years old.

Alignment. The Majority of Bariaur are Chaotic Good, but they tend to be any non-evil alignment.

Size. Bariaur are around the same height range as humans. Your size is medium.

Speed. Your base walking speed is 40 feet

Darkvision. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can’t discern colour in darkness, only shades of grey.

Ram (Male Bariaur). You may use your horns to ram enemies. You can use your horns to make unarmed strikes. If you hit with them, you deal bludgeoning damage equal to 1d8 + your Strength modifier.

Charge (Male Bariaur). If you move at least 30 feet straight towards a target then hit it with a Ram attack on the same turn, the target takes an additional 2d8 bludgeoning damage.

Keen Senses (Female Bariaur). Your sharp sense of smell and hearing gives you proficiency in the Perception skill.

Magic Resistance (Female Bariaur). Your innate magic resistance gives you a +3 bonus to all saving throws against spells.


As sexual dimorphism isn’t really a thing with any of the 5e player races, I decided to treat it as mechanically similar to how one would make a subrace in 5th edition. The male Bariaur’’s ram and charge abilities are based on the similar abilities of Cattle in Volo’s Guide to Monsters, but with distances and damage modified to fit with the race’s original stats in Planescape. The female Bariaur’s bonuses were somewhat easier to translate. The Keen Senses ability was already present in 5e for Zendikari Elves in Plane Shift: Zendikar, so I felt that the best course of action would be use the already present ability. For the Magic Resistance, I simply used the same modifier as in the original Planescape book, as it could be directly translated.


So, a first Planescape post! For those following solely for MTG related homebrew, more will be coming next week! But do expect more Planescape homebrew every now and then, which I will be tagging as Cutter’s Cache. Also a reminder that my 1000 follower celebration is still going on, so go ahead and click over to this post and reply or reblog with a card from MTG that you’d like to see translated to D&D!

balletfever89  asked:

Hi :) I'd love to hear about your thoughts on the season so far. And also if possible your Worlds experience. Also very cool that you've been skating seriously since you were 7.

Hi! I’m so happy to receive this from you because you’re one of my favourite blogs out there and I’ve been visiting it since way before I created one of my own :) 

Thank you :) Skating has been an absolute roller coaster through all these years but also incredibly rewarding and I am so grateful for it.

I will make a separate post about my Worlds experience because it’s also going to be really long and to separate these two subjects, but I still have to edit that one, so it’ll be up sometime next week :)

Apologies for the late reply, it had been a while since I’d logged in last and then I wanted to write a semi-coherent answer to this because I have a lot of thoughts. I still think this is a mess of a text but didn’t want to drag it out even longer. Also wanted to wait until Cup of China to be able to cover more or less all top skaters. And wow, sorry this turned out so long. 

First of all, I hate how many recycled programs we have this year. I think it’s unacceptable when it comes to top senior skaters and especially medal contenders, because it sets an example of staying in your comfort zone and generally feels like they know they’ve come up with something good once and don’t think they can do it again. 

Now, I think ladies is pretty much clear. Medvedeva will most likely win everything she enters. I don’t quite get her crushing Mao and Yuna’s records, especially her very high PCS, but this is figure skating. I don’t get her hype, but that’s a whole other topic. I am interested to see Medvedeva vs Zagitova at Russian nats and (probably) GPF, though I don’t think Zagitova can quite dethrone her on her first attempt if Medvedeva is clean (or falls once), I see her as the most likely challenger, especially next season. Kaetlyn Osmond is my current ladies love, and I am very excited because it looks like her mental game has become very strong and she looks very confident, which I think is the most crucial part to her skating, because she has lovely technique (swooning over her jumps every time). So if she’s clean, she can definitely be top of [the rest of] the field (I consider Medvedeva currently untouchable, but personally, I would put Kaetlyn ahead of her). I am glad she went back to Piaf because she makes it magical, although I’m always against reusing programs when you’ve been a senior on a high level for more than a couple years. I think the American and Russian nationals will be the most interesting ladies competitions before the Olympics. I would not bet my money on any one of the American ladies to make the team right now, which is why this season is going to be very interesting in that regard. They all look a bit shaky at the moment? Then the Japanese ladies is also a very deep field. I am very impressed with Wakaba Higuchi, she’s been beautiful and very consistent this season. I think she should have beaten Zagitova at CoC. While being only 16, she has very strong skating skills and relatively mature interpretation (I think she lacks that abandon but it’ll come with experience I guess). I am also looking forward to every of Carolina Kostner’s competition. She is one of the most beautiful skaters in history whom I’ve loved for years and I love her FS this year. I am also really looking forward to her getting that 3Lz on board and seeing what she could do vs Osmond if both are clean.

The men’s field this year I think is going to drive me out of my mind. Quads left and right! Yuzuru’s 4Lz I think is going to only get better and better, and if the others (like the jealous type 4Lo lol) collaborate, he might be unbeatable because he is probably the only one who gets PCS equal or even higher than Chiddy’s? Don’t quote me on that, because I haven’t looked at protocols in a while. Nathan Chen looks to be getting more and more consistent and artistic, which makes him such a huge threat. Then there’s Shoma Uno, who is probably the most beautiful skater after Patrick to me, and his speed across the ice and especially during spins is out of this world! Also, quads galore. So these three (in no particular order) so far seem the front-runners to me. Shame about Javi now not having a chance to make the GPF, but at least it’s not a persistent issue he’s been battling (from what I’ve heard he had a stomach issue in China?) Then my baby Chiddy I’m really worried about. I hope he can go out there at the Olympics and lay down two skates he’s content with and handle the quads. I have been thinking that maybe the ISU should reconsider the factoring of the components scores now that the base values have gone up like that? Because the technical now outweighs the artistic, and I think they should be at least equal. Also, really want to see KRey’s quad loop!! Hopefully he can land it the next competitions. Super happy for him at CoC FS. Boyang Jin I feel is the black horse that’ll shine through if others falter? Because of his technical base, because components wise, I prefered his last year’s programs. I don’t like his SP this year yet but I do like the free. I just felt like PCS wise, he was not the same skater I adored at CoC last year?

When it comes to the pairs, Sui and Han look like the current favourites. I loove their SP and their FS has this great build up of energy, which is always good. I expected to love Savchenko/Massot’s programs more? Especially after their last year’s programs were such favourites of mine. Nevertheless, I have been a fan of Aljona and Robin’s for so so many years and looked up to her, and I really think she deserves that Olympic gold. Therefore I hope Bruno finally gets the citizenship because I’m getting worried about them being able to go at all! Tarasova/Morozov seem to be scoring high with their elements, so if consistent, they could place really high (not sure if they could beat S/H right now, guess we’ll have to see more competitions). Duhamel/Radford I still look at carefully, because last season they also had a really strong SCI and it went downhill from there. Just feel like their programs this year are not bringing anything new (well obviously, when one is recycled). James/Cipres’ programs also look like replicas of what they did last year (which makes sense, because it brought them success, but is a bit disappointing). I wonder if she’ll land that quad throw this season? Because she seems to be double footing the fully rotated one just like she did one year ago. Speaking of what, SO MANY teams are doing quad throws? I am really interested in this, to see whether it is landed or scrapped.

Honestly, in dance, no one should come 30 points or less in the range of Tessa and Scott. Because they are giving the term GOAT a run for its money, and I honestly have no words to describe how I feel about them. Every littlest nuance, from turns and steps and speed, to interpretation and chemistry and musicality is out of this world. I might be a little biased, but I’ve shown their programs to completely non-skating people, some random, some professional dancers, and they all said the same thing. I am adding the turns bit from myself because oh my gosh nobody will ever have cleaner turns. They can do a three-step and it’ll cover the whole width and half the length of an Olympic sized rink? PC are nowhere near them and everything is unfair and sad. I mostly hate the part about their “artistry” because she is literally making so many faces and it’s pretty disgusting to me that people have the gut to call that good interpretation. It’s very novice-like to me. Also, Papadakis should learn to straighten her knees. And also x2, what on earth is that sd lift?!! It looks so awkward and easy and it’s not even that musical and makes me want to rip my hair out when I see their scores. Their SD makes me cringe so hard (especially the attempts at artificial chemistry) and their FD puts me to sleep. I will never get them. I was a little surprised with 2nd and 3rd place score at SCI. Hubbell/Donohue look so strong technically and constantly improving. I think if clean, they can be real challengers for the bronze. I want to see Weaver/Poje skate abroad to see how they’re scored. I like their SD, but Je Suis Malade just doesn’t do me anything and I wish they’d stuck with Spartacus because I felt like I was going to love that program as the season progressed (but it could be my bias against the music, they’re beautiful skaters). Now this is my most unpopular opinion ever, but I love the Shibs. I go weak in the knees for their technical abilities to be honest. Whilst I am disappointed with them doing the same thing (even down to the costumes) for the third year in a row, I think that Paradise is a very Olympic program. The music is highly audience-friendly and they have a great cut. The build up in energy and music during their twizzles is so powerful. I think this program could be (not counting Moulin Rouge in this because bias lol) a fans’ favourite and by fans I mean once-in-four-years viewers lol. I also will praise Marina as a choreographer every opportunity I get, because I’m crazy for how she uses every nuance of the music on either the man or the woman. I really really love her creations haha. I expected a different Imagine cut from Chock/Bates but my silver lining is that they left a few lines of John Lennon’s voice in it. I like their SD sans the costumes. I am cringing over Bobrova/Soloviev’s FD because of the quintessential Russian pantomime choreography, but I love some of their lifts and they’re great skaters, so interested to see where Russia’s top team plays into this season. Stepanova/Bukin have really grown on me and I loved their FD at Rostelecom. Hawayek/Baker are my babies and I love their Latin and their FD is beautiful. Really interested to see how the American dance nats will play out with all the newly turned seniors and H/B (and the top teams). It’s gonna be a popcorn kind of event. Loved Cappellini/Lanotte’s programs, can’t wait to see them at NHK (add them to the list of skaters I have a soft spot for).

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some phone wallpapers of aph austria requested by anon

oh my god it took me a month im sorryyy but here it is. it’s been a while since i made edits (and this is the first time i make phone wallpapers tbh) i hope it’s ok

  • Original art by Himaruya Hidekaz
  • Edit by me
  • Transparents from @heta–transparents
  • Feel free to use, just please reblog or like
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Thing 9 To Quote Jamie Fraser

It’s been an age since I posted anything to the My Sassenach series, and while I have a few in my folder half finished, this one just jumped out this afternoon demanding to be written, completed and POSTED. It’s silly, slightly smutty and inspired by our favorite Barbour Global Ambassador. I posted it so quickly that I didn’t even take the time to have my Bestie Editor and Chief Comma Eradicator, @drunklander, edit and eradicate commas. So, all mistakes are my own, and I hope you forgive me, Der.

This chapter is based on this spectacular photo, and my imagination. Hope you enjoy. As always, prompts about S/C or J/C or Murtagh are always welcome.

Fanfic Masterlist


MY SASSENACH, CHAPTER 9

“TO QUOTE JAMIE FRASER”

Sam stood against the far wall looking dapper in plaid shirt and khakis. His face wore an expression of sternness that gave Caitriona the vaguest sense of unease.

“I’m done in. It’s been a long day.” Cait said as she flopped onto the bed, shedding coat and shoes as she did so.

“Aye, it has that.” Sam replied, folding his arms about his chest and deepening his stern expression. What the hell was the matter with him, Cait wondered.

“Come to bed, Sam. What are you waiting for?”

Sam came to the bed, removing his belt as he walked the short distance, and swung it languidly back and forth between his hands. His stern look turned positively menacing. “Well, lass, I’m afraid we’ve a matter still to settle between us before we sleep tonight.”

“Seriously, Sam. What the HELL are you talking about?” Caitriona stared at him, bewildered.

“Do you realize, Cait, that all of us came close to being killed this afternoon?

“What? We did not. Wait! Are you quoting Jamie?”

Still confused, and slightly annoyed, Caitriona stared at Sam with a perfectly blank, expressionless face. It had been a long day. It had been a long week for that matter. They were on location and she was slammed with family events that she couldn’t attend but wanted to participate in anyway. A niece’s birthday, a cousin’s wedding, a special dinner to celebrate her brother’s latest accomplishment. She missed all of these things, but her family was close-knit, and understood her life. Still, she tried to participate how she could, making a Skype call, mailing a gift, letting them know they were still her priority. It was because of these events that she had found herself at the local mall, searching for a few gifts on this, their last day on location. They had finished filming early, and when she announced her intention to go shopping, Sam, Duncan, Grant and Stephen had all decided to tag along. They’d had great fun wandering about the place, shopping, goofing around, and generally letting off steam. Now, however, Cait was exhausted. Emotionally, mentally, physically exhausted and she couldn’t even begin to guess what Sam was blethering on about, but she was in no mood for it.

Caitriona simply stared.

“Well, then,” Sam continued, “best get on with it. You’ve done considerable damage by crossing my orders, and I’m going to punish ye for it, Cait. Ye’ll recall what I told ye when I left ye at The Gap this morning? It’s a hard truth that a light action can have verra serious consequences in places and times like these-especially for a man like me.”

“Fine, Sam. I’ll bite… No, Lord and Master, I don’t recall what you said to me at the Gap this morning. Please enlighten me. What are the serious consequences for a man like you?” Caitriona tried her level best to sneer her words, but she couldn’t stifle a little giggle in her voice. Tired didn’t matter. Confusion didn’t matter. Sam always knew how to make everything better. She didn’t know what he was on about, but standing there glowering in his blue and red plaid, quoting Jamie-preparing-to-spank-Claire was just so surreal that she couldn’t help herself. This man made her laugh more than anyone she had ever met.

“Ye left, Cait. I told ye to stay put, while Duncan and I went to fetch the others. But ye didna do as I said, did ye, and we spent an hour searching for ye, high and low, not knowing were ye safe or no. I was fair starved, Cait. It was lunchtime, and ye wandered off. We had to leave the food court in search of ye, and lost a prime table by the window in consequence. Stephen was so hangry he near bit Grant’s hand clean off.”

 Cait opened her mouth, paused, and promptly closed it.

 “I know that you’re not accustomed to lettin’ a man tell ye what to do, but you must learn to do so, for all our sakes.”

 “Lunch, Sam? This is about lunch? Because we didn’t eat the second you thought you wanted to?” Cait giggled through the end of her sentence, deciding that whatever Sam had in mind perhaps she would play along.

 “Aye, lass, it is. Do ye know that if a man among us had done such a thing, to put the rest in danger, he would ha’ likely had his ears cropped, or been flogged, if not killed outright.”

 “Danger, Sam?” Cait was trying to play along, but this was too much. “I swear, you and your stomach. If I were to worry about every time you were hungry, that’s all I’d ever do.”

 “But ye didna worry, did ye? And there I was, starving nigh on to death, searching for a lass who had sworn to me not an hour before to be where I had left her. I mean to make ye understand the wrong ye did to me and the others. Best get on with it. You’ve done considerable damage by crossing my orders, and I’m going to punish ye for it, Cait.”

“Seriously, Sam, stop quoting Jamie.” Cait meant it, sort of. She loved it when he brought Jamie home to play, which he did often enough. She loved Sam. She was in love with Sam, and intended to spend the rest of her life with him, but she wasn’t opposed to the occasional dalliance with the King of Men. I mean, how many other women got that, with the actual, fictional, King of Men?

“Kneel down beside the bed and lift your skirts, lass.”

“I’ll do no such thing!” Cait declared hotly, scooting to the far corner of the king-sized bed, laughing the whole way.

The ensuing wrestling match saw Sam land a solid slap to Cait’s plump cheeks, just as her long fingers found their way down to his hipbone, where he was deliciously ticklish. She shrieked as Sam’s belt let out a cracking good ‘thwack’ and Sam reared back and collapsed onto the bed at the same time, shocked into breathless silence by Cait’s ruthless fingers.

“I will not allow you to beat me.” Cait exclaimed dramatically, fully invested in the evening’s entertainment.

“Oh, you won’t? Well, I’ll tell ye, lass, I doubt you’ve much to say about it.”

“I’ll scream!”

“Likely. But lass, when ye do, make sure it is my name ye’re screamin’ out, or I’ll have to punish you again.” Sam smirked in arrogance, knowing full well that he was the only one who had ever made Caitriona Balfe scream in quite such a lusty way. It’s not that she hadn’t had healthy sexual relationships before. They had talked about their pasts in detail. It’s just that, Oh, Lord! That woman did things to him, and when she did, he couldn’t help himself. The heat between them… Sam let his mind wander for the briefest second before returning to his task, desperate to get his hands on Cait in earnest.

 To his surprise, Caitriona knelt at the edge of the bed, and raised her skirt up to her hips. Looking over her shoulder, she made eye contact and the expression on her face was so seductive, Sam almost lost himself right there. The sight of her, bare arsed and exposed to him left him speechless and he dropped to his knees behind her, caressing her hips with his strong, warm hands, cupping the swell of her exposed flesh while nuzzling into her neck, nipping and biting as he went.

“Cait.” He whispered huskily, “I’m hungry. Starving. I mean to feast tonight.”

Cait shifted against the mattress as if to turn around, but Sam stilled her with a nudge of his hips and reached forward, undoing each button of her blouse, slowly, as he whispered all the things he intended to do to her. He decided then to leave her as she was, lacy bra distractingly intact, skirt up around her hips, at his mercy. He picked up the belt, and slowly, gently, began to tease her with it. He took his time, using the belt as he might a finger, coaxing, tantalizing, tormenting her until she was whimpering softly under his ministrations, which he followed by a few sharp slaps of the flat side of the belt. Rubbing the reddening skin gently, he returned to her neck, kissing, biting, working his way down to her shoulders, drinking in her heady fragrance as he worshiped her. Cait eventually turned herself around, and fell into his kiss, deep and urgent as she helped him out of his clothes. They lost themselves then, to skin and sweat and lust and heat, swirling higher and faster, dizzy in the intoxicating height.

“What did you say?” Cait murmured sometime later, in response to half-heard words.

“I said I would have to punish you. I did not say I wasna going to enjoy it.”

“Seriously, Sam, stop quoting Jamie.” Cait laughed softly, as fulfillment and bone deep relaxation radiated through her now jellied body.

Sam chuckled low and deep, his chest rumbling with satisfaction as he scooped Cait up, bringing her close, holding her tight against himself, before drifting into oblivion.

HAPPY SUPERNATURAL DAY!

Welcome to the 8th edition of my Recommendation list for Cas!girls.

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Hello, fellow trashcans. It’s been a while since I updated my rec list. I’ve been catching up with my reading and since today’s the Supernatural Day, I decided to post to celebrate it! Now, please, get comfy because this one is a little longer than usual.

Note: The summary of the fics are in italics. Some of them are written by their authors, and some others are written/modified by me. All the series start on chapter one, except if they have their own masterpage. The text written after this “–” hyphen are just my lame ass comments.
If for any reason you want your username and/or fic to be removed from this list or you wish not to be tagged, just hit me a message and I’ll erase it/untag/stop tagging you. So yeah, let’s get started:

One shots

Fluff

Smut

  • Office hours by @theinsandoutsofcastiel​. You are professor!Castiel’s TA. –Unnnnggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!
  • Based on you viewing history by @sp-oops​. Takes place during 11x04. When remnants of Rowena’s curse keep you from going to Oregon with Dean and Sam, you don’t mind that much. Cas is recovering, too. He’s happy to binge-watch Netflix with you. And happy to sit closer. And closer. It’s up to you to close the distance. –I’ve been looking for this one for ages! I love it, I love the slow build up, I love the sexy smut, the fluff and dorky Dean teasing the reader. Must read.
  • For the first time by @splendidcas. You lose your virginity to Cas. –This is so fluffy and sexy and perfect.
  • Sun is shining bright by @curliesallovertheplace​. You go out to sunbath, Cas happens. –Yaaasss!
  • As seen on TV by @winchester-with-wings.  After an especially rough hunt, you just want to want to sleep off the pain but Castiel has a different idea on how to make you feel better. –Now I desperately have the need to be attacked by a monster so he’ll take care of me. (It seems like tumblr won’t let me tag ‘em but go and show ‘em your love<3)
  • Confessions at dawn by @bkwrm523​. After a bad dream you’re starting to have a panic attack, cas helps you to calm down.

Angst

Misha

  • Good angles & Good angles part 2 by @divinitycas​​. (Smut) Misha x reader AU. Backstage shenanigans at VegasCon lead to an unexpected (but not unwelcome) break from the action–or is it? –I’m already in the trashcan, so why not go deeper?

Destiel

  • Twist and shout by Hannah & Hawke. What begins as a transforming love between Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak in the summer of 1965 quickly derails into something far more tumultuous when Dean is drafted in the Vietnam War. Though the two both voice their relationship is one where saying goodbye is never a real truth, their story becomes fraught with the tragedy of circumstance. In an era where homosexuality was especially vulnerable, Twist and Shout is the story of the love transcending time, returning over and over in its many forms, as faithful as the sea. –I think it’s well known this is a classic. When I started reading it, I already had an idea of what I was going to face since I spoiled myself the ending, thanks, but what I knew was just the tip of the iceberg. It’s so beautiful, smutty and painful. I needed some time to recover from this, but IT’S TOTALLY WORTH IT! If you haven’t read it, come join me in my sea of tears, you won’t regret it.

That’s all for the reading material, folks! Now, allow me to introduce you to my collective Castiel playlist, so go and listen to it, submit your songs for me to add them to the list, share it with our fellow Cas entusiast and more importantly, get inspired!

HAPPY SUPERNATURAL DAY Y’ALL!

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Reblog it, like it, send it to your friends, your teachers and your grandma, so we can all inhabit the same trashcan, and more importantly, send your love to the authors aaaaaand enjoy!

Everlark Drabble-Hotel Paper challenge

Okay, so several people were chatting about Hotel Paper by Kattomas and how painfully beautiful it was.  I had never read it, so I read it last night and it absolutely killed me!!   I think it was @chele20035 who mentioned that the fact that this fic doesn’t have the HEA is the reason it resonates so much with everyone.  While this is very true, it left several of us aching to continue the story, creating our own headcanons for how this fic continues.  Here’s my version.  **EDIT: added a banner I forgot I had started. @sohypothetically is making me post it. :P**

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You Don't Know He's Famous-Liam (Mini Series) Part 1

     Hey guys! I know it’s been a while since my last post but I’ve been thinking of a way to start this so…here goes! Bear with me here as this one is slightly different. 

    Liam’s POV: 

         ”Alright that’s a wrap for today lads! Thanks for coming out, the editing is all good and the article should be out no later than Sunday, drive safely everyone.” Paul wrapped up and hugged us all before we headed off to our own cars. 

        We had just gotten done with our interview for our newest music video and questioned on the Where We Are Tour, it was nice to have interviews here and there, I especially was loving this week because I had the opportunity to borrow a Lamborghini. I’d taken all the boys out for a spin already and I was only down to three days left with the car and I had to say…I didn’t want to give it back. Yet, who in their right mind would? I sighed, tossing my keys up in the air and catching them as I headed towards the car park. As I tossed the keys up again, before I could catch them, Niall grabbed ahold of them and ran towards the car. 

       ”Niall! C’mon give them back!” I half chuckled as I ran towards him, his laughter trailing behind him. 

    “You’ve gotta come and get ‘em,” he smiled, flashing the keys before my eyes only to place them in his pocket and continue to run around the car park, yelling like an idiot and waving his arms about. 

     ”Niall I swear-” I heard a gasp before I felt the burning liquid seeping into my shirt. 

     ”Oops,” the girl said as she handed me a napkin and threw her cup away, 

   ”Erm…excuse me, aren’t you going to apologize?” I asked, she turned around and raised her eyebrows. Although I couldn’t see her eyes behind her sunglasses, I knew she was observing me. 

    “Why should I do that? You bumped into me,” she stated, crossing her arms.  

     ”Well…I mean, you still burnt me with your coffee.” I replied and she sighed, 

    “Yes, and you ruined a perfectly good cup of coffee, now lets just agree that you and and your friend are at fault here and we can get on with our lives yeah?” 

     I didn’t respond…no one had ever really talked to me like that before, to anyone else it would sound as though she was being rude but I truly felt that this is how she was, daily. 

     She took my silence as an agreement to her previous statement and headed towards wherever she was off to before. 

     ”Whoa…spitfire eh?” Niall suddenly spoke and handed me my keys, I nodded and took my keys before clearing my throat and clapping Niall on the back. 

    “So drinks tonight yeah?” I reminded him and he nodded, 

  “Yeah Harry and Zayn will be there but Louis’ got some thing,” I nodded and hugged him once more before he was off to his car. 

     I couldn’t stop thinking of that girl…she was so outgoing, yet at the same time, treated me as an equal, someone who was the same person, not Liam Payne of One Direction, but just…Liam. It was strange but yet…refreshing? I sighed, starting my car and pulling out of the car park, my phone rang. 

       ”Hello?” I pressed the button on my steering wheel to answer the call, 

   ”Hey mate, what’s going on?” I smiled, of course I knew that voice. 

   ”Andy! Not much over here, just a big coffee stain on my shirt, how’ve you been?” I heard him chuckle. 

     ”I’ve been well, how about you go get changed and we meet up for drinks later, yeah?” I smiled, 

     ”Well the lads and I are going out later, why don’t you come along? We’re meeting at 100,” I heard shuffling on the other line until he responded, 

   ”Alright sure, sounds good to me.” We hung up shortly after that and I made it to my flat in time to get something to eat, shower and change before I was on my way again. 

   —————— 

     Your POV: 

        ‘Stupid boys, spilling a perfectly good cup of coffee.’ You groaned as you got into your car, your hand still itching from the burning of the coffee. 

       ’Up for tonight?’ your best friend texted and you sighed, after a long week, you were up for some fun…what could go wrong? You texted back that you would meet up with her and headed home. 

      After grabbing some cold pizza from the fridge, you decided on a red little number you’d gotten for Christmas, after pulling the tag off, shimmying into it and placing a small leather coat on your shoulders, you were off to meet at 100. 

       ”Hey!” (Y/BFF/N) smiled as she hugged you and brought you closer to the bar, 

     ”Hey what’s up? I got-” you stopped mid sentence as you felt a cool liquid running down the back of your dress and you turned slowly. 

     ”You’re fucking kidding me right?” you rolled your eyes as your sight adjusted to who was responsible. 

    “Not you again,” he crossed his arms, 

    “You ran into me you jerk!” you crossed your arms in response, mocking his stance. 

  “Well I guess we’re even then, that shirt cost me over €200,” you narrowed your eyes and sighed. 

    “Fine, just for tonight stay out of my way.” you uncrossed your arms and took a sip of your whisky. 

     ”Don’t worry, we’ll see each other again. Maybe next time you’ll have the decency to apologize for my ruined shirt,” he bowed mockingly and acted as if he tipped his hat before turning around and heading into the crowd.  

      “(Y/N)! What the hell! That was-” you rolled your eyes, cutting her off 

     ”Rude? I know, but I look forward to getting drunk and never seeing him again, now c’mon let’s get some shots going.” You smiled and shrugged off your brief encounter before toasting to a wonderful night and tipping the vodka down your throat. 

 

Sorry for the wait! Hope you enjoy, part 2? 

well this isn’t the best, but it’s the best i could do in about an hour otl. you think i would’ve done one of these sooner, but here we are. i feel like ive been sentimental enough recently with seventeen’s anniversary, but now more sentimentalness for me because ive been on this website for 2 YEARS now. (technically over 2 years if you count the blogs i never used & deleted, but whatever) its late here so i’m going to try and keep this short, so here we go:

i may not have a ton of followers, & i may not be the best at editing & its been a while since ive posted an edit or gif of my own, but you guys still keep following me which is awesome. to you followers who i dont mention here, you’re amazing, ok? i love you guys too!

so this is where i’ll list all the urls in the picture up there. some of these people have been following me for a while & i consider them even to a small degree a friend, & a lot of them are the awesome sm17es i’ve met on twitter & such. you guys!! you’re awesome & amazing & great people! seriously, you’re the best~ :)

951004 (jee-soo) // aiko-uzumaki // allegedlyinsane (hansoshit) // alicehearteu17 // alwayswithpledis // channie-sshi // chanquisha // dream-guuurl (j-unghans) // dumbhong // eo-ppa // fxbabies // gwc0ppa // hamsolvc // han-seung // hotarudere // inkitty // jinchandeul // jinttokki // just-a-haru // kimmyuns // king-of-the-gays (saeventeen) // l-eechan // lnjoon (wonvvoo) // mingyu-shii // ming-squared // ponyofkpop (sm17e-sm17e) (17-in-bw) // riceandsoysauce // seungkwannie // snhyk // soonmyeongs // sserins // swjaeger // taehyunggg // taokrisp // thekpopanda // thepuddang (camera-seventeen) // t-o-p-sexual // whaelsoo // what-is-it-minho // yaodoubleming // yellowlover // yiwufan // zukyoh (cukyungber)

i love you guys! even if we haven’t talked in a while~ heres to another great year on tumblr (hopefully with more edits aha)