been a while

A couples years of up all night,
and a few thousand diapers later,
that mistake he thought he made
covers up the refrigerator~ 🎶

How to Attract the signs (refer to sun, moon, mars, and venus signs)
  • Aries:This sign likes to be in control, so they often look for a submissive partner. However they treasure knowledge, so high intelligence and maturity in a partner is a major turn on. They also enjoy the arts and having fun, so show them you know how to have a good time and they'll be attached at your hip.
  • Taurus:Being ruled by venus, this sign enjoys a romantic relationship, and is very receptive to playful/appreciative flirting. They like to be admired, and look for either a stable partner or someone who needs healing, for Taureans love to nurture. As the sign of possessions, they may be more attracted to someone who can offer them the possessions (physical or mental) they dream of.
  • Gemini:Geminis are quite restless and crave adventure, so anyone who can show them a haphazardly wonderful time will win their affection. They also love being able to have endless conversations about infinite topics with a partner, as the sign is ruled by Mercury (planet of communication). Overall, they dream of a mate who will travel to great lengths with them and laugh with them the whole way.
  • Cancer:Ruled by the Moon, Cancers have strong and passionate emotions, and they can be afraid to admit them, so to attract a cancer be direct and tell them how you truly feel about them. Their ideal mate is comfortable at home and sometimes traditional, unafraid of their soft side, and very nurturing and loving.
  • Leo:Leos love to be complimented, for it validates their feelings of insecurity, so if you are attracted to a Leo, don't be afraid to give them compliments every other sentence. Leos love luxury, and therefore they dream of a mate who can keep them entertained while maintaining a stable, comfortable lifestyle. Leos also love humor, so put on your best comedic face in their presence.
  • Virgo:To attract a Virgo, a good starting point is to not be overbearing. Virgos do, however, being ruled by Mercury, find themselves attracted to one with superior intelligence to their own. Always know that Virgos need their space, as they are very private people. Let them come to you when getting to know them; make them feel comfortable and welcome to share. Their high standards also account for manners and appearance, so be you best self when around a Virgo that you are attracted to.
  • Libra:Many people believe Libras are vain for having such high standards and always wanting compliments, but the truth is: they most often doubt themselves heavily, so to attract a Libra shower on the compliments. Libras simply wish to find a mate that understands their minds and needs, and is able to fulfill them. Libras are huge fans of aesthetic matters, and so they gravitate towards beautiful people, but they shut off immediately if said people are ignorant, rude, or unintelligent. They are very artistic creatures and always appreciate people who are involved in or share their views in artistic areas.
  • Scorpio:Scorpios like it when you pay deep attention to them, but it must be genuine because they can see through lies and will completely drop everything related to the situation. Their passionate nature requires an equal amount of intensity to get their attention. They often feel like a lone wolf walking an unpredictable path which causes them to feel unstable and unfulfilled, so they want a partner who can ground and fulfill them.
  • Sagittarius:Outgoing people by nature, a Sagittarian loves to talk about EVERYTHING. They love a person who can keep up with their never-ending stories of adventures or even mundane things that they make out to be adventurous. They like to be asked questions, but not questions that pry too much into their private life or deep feelings. They also love people who are willing to let them have their own freedom to do as they please, which could be anything!
  • Capricorn:Capricorns are cautious around strangers, so be friendly and amusing to open them up a bit. They often feel melancholy and need an emotional lift. They are drawn to people who are intellectually stimulating, for they usually speak about serious subjects. They hate when people disagree with them, so if you want to attract a Capricorn, you must care deeply for and agree with their opinions.
  • Aquarius:Aquarians are very unique, independent, and interesting people, but they can be elusive about this so it may take some time to truly get to know them. They are self-reliant and it takes time for them to trust someone enough to take care of them, so with an Aquarius, be friendly, caring, amusing, and open to their radical ideas. Let them be themselves and support every decision they make (obviously as long as it is a genuinely awful decision). Don't make them dwell on their mistakes.
  • Pisces:Pisceans are very interested in the arts, books, entertainment, and many other unique topics. They are interested in conversations about spirituality as well. Pisces like strong, optimistic people, so try not to mope too much; they will listen to you vent, but they get dragged down by extreme sadness and pity parties. They are impressed by people who can laugh away their troubles. They are romantics who take a while to show their true selves, but once they do they are very loving.