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anonymous asked:

Any fics where James and Lily are having sex/just finished having sex and either of their parents walk in on them and it's super embarrassing?

These are the closest we could find to what you asked for:

Title: Mrs. Potter (Excerpt A Light That Never Goes Out)
Author: beeezie
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance
Chapters: 11
Word Count: 23,268
Summary: “James,” Lily said suddenly. He looked at her, a broad grin still spread across his face. “Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me this weekend?”   A series of one-shots about James and Lily in their 7th year.

Title: Stay
Author:
Gmariam
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Romance, Humour
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
5,523
Summary:
Based on a popular holiday song, in which James and Lily find themselves thrown together when a winter storm outside forces Lily to stay a bit later than she expected after a holiday party at the Potter’s house.

Title: Untitled
Author: alrightevans
Rating: Not rated
Genre(s): Humour
Chapters: 1,455
Word Count:~
Summary For jercmevaleska who made the v good point that Jack Whitehall’s story about having to hide a girl under his covers would make a great Jily au so!!!! Here we go!!!!!

Title: Meet the Mother
Author: PenonPaperFingersonKeys
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 2
Word Count: 5,058
Summary: “Mum!” James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. “Y-You…What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!”

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And now for something slightly different! I have a pretty complex headcanon, so I figured that along with posting graphics, I could start posting some of my resources. I came up with these for my stories, but anyone is free to use them if they’d like. If you do, I only ask that you mention you got it from Beeezie (tumblr, HPFT, HPFF, ffnet, AO3, whatever - I’m the same everywhere) somewhere and like or reblog this post if you have tumblr. (If you don’t, no worries.)

JKR is never super specific about Harry’s class schedule, so this is very loosely based on what I was able to glean from the books. I didn’t really make much effort to fit it to Harry’s schedule throughout the series - it took long enough as it is, and I don’t write much Hogswarts-era stuff anyway.

I decided to divided classes between multiple professors: one for first and second years, one for third, fourth, and fifth years, and one for sixth and seventh years. All core classes through the fifth year are shared by two houses, all third-, fourth-, and fifth-year electives are shared by the entire year, as are all N.E.W.T. classes.

I’ve also added a fair number of N.E.W.T. classes. Descriptions below the cut!

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Big Bang 101

So in preparation for this Saturday’s concert that many Fulbrighters are going to, someone in our facebook group posted a question asking for advice on how to learn and recognize all of the Big Bang members since they keep changing their style. I came up with this brief guide to help him and people loved it so I’ll post it here to keep it on record. 

Big Bang 101: In order of most popular to least

G-Dragon aka GD - Lyrical genius, most swag. His rap voice is higher and cooler sounding than the other rapper of the group. His body type is verrrry skinny and pretty boy. Girls wish they had his legs and pale skin. Most popular in Korea amongst both girls and guys
Cheatsheet: SWAG SWAG SWAG

TOP aka tee oh pee- The other rapper of the group, deep voice, speaks the least English. Can’t really dance but that’s okay because he’s the most handsome of the group AND tall and that’s hard to come by in Korea so we can forgive him for that. And being tall and handsome with a deep voice, he’s the other popular favorite aside from GD except he’s also been fortunate enough to reach the likes of the ajjuma demographic. All them ajjumas wishes he was their tall Korean son. Fun Fact: TOP used to be fat in high school which is how he got his unique deep rapping voice. His then gf dumped him because he was fat and LOOK WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW.
Cheatsheet: TALL, deeeeeep voice

Taeyang aka Young Bae aka Young Beeezy (self proclaimed) aka my husband - He’s the most “american style” of the group and the most black. Being the most black, he brings the cool factor into the group and ups the swag quotient and is also the best dancer. Used to have cornrows and sported a mohwak for many years but now he has ice blond hair. You can’t NOT notice his height as he’s the shortest of the group. I might be taller than him but it’s really all a mystery since they may or may not wear lifts in their shoes. He’s also the most muscular and speaks the best English which is why he has the most international fanship since foreigners speak English and like that body type as opposed to the skinny, willowy girlish male body types that Korean girls like (i don’t get it either).
Cheatsheet: SHORT. (but he has redeeming qualities as mentioned).

Daesung aka D-lite (in japan) - The most talented vocalist of the group. If you listen to their song and you hear the vocals part and you’re like ooooh that’s good, it is most likely him. His voice is like soul…not very popular for his loooks as he’s considered the ‘ugly duckling’ with dark skin but he’s the sunniest and sweetest and has the happiest smile ever. Gives the best and most 'fan service’ to his fans during concerts. When he winks and points towards your seat all the way in Section 31 Seat 285, he can make it feel like he was pointing and winking at you. Just you.
Cheatsheet: SMILEY SUNNY BEST VOICE

Seungri aka Panda (famous for dark circles) aka VI aka Victory - The youngest of the group and also notoriously the most useless. Has no redeeming qualities. Can dance a little but vocals are mediocre, mediocre face, nothing special. He has good energy and humor and as the youngest of the group is known as the rascal.. Makes good group chemistry for when theyre all interviewed together.
Cheatsheet: SEE ABOVE & USE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION

Don’t you feel like you know them now? :)