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beeeinyourbonnet  asked:

Much to Belle's surprise, Mr. Gold comes prepared with selections of erotica that he finds suitably well-written.

Ahhhhh, this got surprisingly long, so I decided to make this part I of Mission “Bringing out that rather large estate”…ahem. And thanks to beeeinyourbonnet for providing me with the text snippet Gold is quoting :D. Oh, right. This is the Inappropriate Librarian verse. Follow up to this, this and this.

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The Dinner Date, Part I

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Beeeinyourbonnet prompted: Warrior Belle meets the Dark One

When Rumplestiltskin finds an orphaned griffin, it is the perfect excuse to talk to the beautiful beasttamer again. But he can’t just gift the little thing to her, and so ends up owing her a favor instead. Apparently, raising griffins requires 2 sets of hands, and one thing leads to another over the years together.

TEA recommendations!

GENRES

Fluff

·         Family:

·         Winter Traditions by@witchnova221

·         A Visit With Grandpa by @charmedrumbelle

·         Comfort:

·         The Lonely Empath by @cartoonjessie

·         Restlessness Resolved by @handwithquill

·         Fix-It:

·         Come to the Well by @mariequitecontrarie  

·         What Happens at the Well Stays at the Well by @junoinferno

·         Can We Learn to Love Again by @charlotteashmore13

·         Comedy:

·         Bedmates by @cartoonjessie

·         A Case of the Giggles by @rumpledspinster

·         The Dark Floof by @junoinferno

·         Best Reunion Fic:

·         An Unusual Case by @thecompletebookworm

·         Best Anyelle:

·         Health Inspector French by @lotus0kid

·         Park Bench by @lady-therion

·         The Real Thing by @ak-vintage

·         Best Anyem:

·         Putting the Pieces Back Together by @thecompletebookworm

Smut

·         Kink:

·         Raptor!Gold by @phoenixfeatherquill

·         Soul Mates by @tinuviel-undomiel

·         Don’t Stop Me Now by @grumplevonstiltskin

·         PWP:

·         Extracurricular by @emospritelet

·         Romance:

·         Penance by @emospritelet

·         None of Your Business by @thescholarlystrumpet

·         Comedy:

·         Unrequited by @emospritelet

·         Come Home to me by @charlotteashmore13

·         The Night Before the Wedding by @junoinferno

·         Best Threesome:

·         San Francisco by @emospritelet

·         Best Femdom:

·         Yes, Mistress by @worryinglyinnocent

·         Right Here, With You by @handwithquill

·         Best Anyelle:

·         Unrequited by @emospritelet

·         The Stranger by @emospritelet

·         On Physical Lines of Force by @dr-rushs-glasses

·         Best Anyem:

·         The More Things Change by @rumples-leather-emporium

Angst

·         Why?:

·         Four Walls by @bad-faery

·         Heat of the Moment by@thescholarlystrumpet

·         The More Things Change by @rumples-leather-emporium

·         Death:

·         Forever Mine by @charlotteashmore13

·         Dark Matter by @grumplevonstiltskin

·         Spun Lace by @theplasticview

·         Oops:

·         Fire and Blood by @puzzle-dragon

·         Truckload of Flowers by @annievh

·         Hurts so good:

·         Heat of the Moment by@thescholarlystrumpet

·         Four Walls by @bad-faery

·         Penance by @emospritelet

·         Best Anyelle:

·         On Physical Lines of Force by @dr-rushs-glasses

·         Unrequited by @emospritelet

Romance

·         Best Date:

·         Four’s a Crowd by @prissyhalliwell

·         Best Courtship:

·         We’ve Never Met by @prissyhalliwell

·         Gone to the Dogs by @charmedrumbelle

·         None of Your Business by @thescholarlystrumpet

·         Friendships and Fandoms by @worryinglyinnocent

·         Best Comedy:

·         Unrequited by @emospritelet

·         Best Bathing Scene:

·         Changes, #5 in AGR verse by @spottytonguedog

·         Best First Meeting:

·         Sexual Therapy by @breaktimewritings (RosexKnight)

·         Candy Girl by @mariequitecontrarie

·         Dr. French and the Wily Astronaut by @im-2-old-4-this

·         Best Anyelle:

·         Unrequited by @emospritelet

·         On Physical Lines of Force by @dr-rushs-glasses

·         The Stranger by @emospritelet

GENERAL AWARDS

·         Best One-Shot:

·         Wish You Were Here by @thescholarlystrumpet

·         Just a Dream by @prissyhalliwell

·         Best Drabble:

·         Masquerade by @jxhniarty

·         Best Fanvid:

·         The Rose by @rumbelleluv

·         Best Post-Ep fic:

·         Belle unleashed by @junoinferno

·         Best Movie AU:

·         Catch a Falling Star by @charmedrumbelle

·         Love Beyond the Sea by @mariequitecontrarie

·         Best TV AU:

·         Masterchef: Storybrooke by @mrgoldsdearie

·         Best Book AU:

·         This is No Game by @toseehowthestoryends

·         Best Historical AU:

·         Better to Face the Bullets by @ishtarelisheba

·         This is No Game by @toseehowthestoryends

·         Dark Night of the Soul by @veronicaleighbooks

·         Best AU:

·         Penance by @emospritelet

·         Friendships and Fandoms by @worryinglyinnocent

·         No Two Hearts by @thatravenclawbitch

·         Best AU!OUAT:

·         A Game of Chance by @charlotteashmore13

·         Coming Home by @theladyofthedarkcastle

·         Viper by @griseldalafey

·         Best Series:

·         Gone to the Dogs by @charmedrumbelle

·         Ambiguously gay Rumple series by @spottytonguedog

·         The House Guest by @theplasticview

·         The Gold Motel by @mrgoldsdearie

·         Extracurricular by @emospritelet

·         Another Chance at Love by @charlotteashmore13

·         Best Crossover:

·         Another Chance by @charlotteashmore13

·         The Stranger by @emospritelet

·         In the Arms of an Angel by @witchnova221

·         Best Holiday Fic:

·         Eight Nights with Mr. Gold by @junoinferno

·         Find Me Tomorrow by @mariequitecontrarie

·         Christmas Party Hijinx by @im-2-old-4-this

·         Trim the Tree by @sfiddy

·         Resolutions by @angelofdarkness1605

·         Best Remix:

·         Into the Fire by @annievh

·         Never Ever Again by @spottytonguedog

·         SPECIAL CATEGORIES

·         Best Secret Santa:

·         One night stand by @standbyyourmantis

·         The Other Path by @cartoonjessie

·         The Queen, the Spy, and the Dark One by @charlotteashmore13

·         An Accidental Dragon by @prissyhalliwell

·         The Queen, the Spy, and the Dark One by @charlotteashmore13

·         Best Rumbelle Christmas in July:

·         Wish You Were Here by@thescholarlystrumpet

·         Right here with you by @handwithquill

·         An Offer He Couldn’t Refuse by @charlotteashmore13

·         His Price is Her by @applejackcat

·         The Curious incident of Pug and Barney Thompson by @thatravenclawbitch

·         A Splendid Bargain by @cartoonjessie

·         Best Rumbelle Revelry:

·         His Price Is Her by @applejackcat

·         Once Bitten by@lady-therion

·         Yesterday’s Tomorrow by @theplasticview

·         Haunted by @spottytonguedog

·         The Weeping Dragon by @lotus0kid

·         Best Golden Lace:

·         Very Good Girls by @evilsnowswan

·         Sins of the Flesh by @thescholarlystrumpet

·         Brief Encounters by @worryinglyinnocent

·         Best Humor:

·         Extracurricular by @emospritelet

·         Well that was awkward by @spottytonguedog

·         The Bigger They Are by @prissyhalliwell

·         The Bus Lovers by @cartoonjessie

·         Best Crack!Fic:

·         Belle in Love by @Kindleheartzyou and @emiliebrown

·         Gaston Goes to Camelot by @prissyhalliwell

·         Best Drama:

·         Original Powers by @toseehowthestoryends

·         Blessings by @lotus0kid

·         Best Supernatural Fic:

·         Price to be Paid by @thatravenclawbitch

·         Wolf Love by @cartoonjessie

·         Promises by @wizzygold

·         Best Adventure Fic:

·         The Identity Code by @hedwighood

·         The Gate by @theplasticview

·         Best Season Rewrite:

·         Ruins of Camelot by @toseehowthestoryends

·         Best Trend:

·         The Tale of Brave Sir Belle by @thescholarlystrumpet

·         Black Pearls and Glass Walls by @tinuviel-undomiel (Mermaid)

·         Best Meta:

·         Hope for 2016: Why I’m Not Giving Up on Rumple’s Redemption by @mariequitecontrarie

·         Best Prompter: @ashadeofpemberley

·         Best Side Pairing: Carella & Ursula (Sea Devil! HELL YES!) from Penance by @emospritelet

CHARACTER AWARDS

·         Best Belle:

·         Belle Unleashed by @junoinferno

·         Moments Told and Untold by @Montreat11

·         Moments Experienced and Unexperienced by @Montreat11

·         Matters of the Heart by @mariequitecontrarie

·         Best Dark One:

·         The Accord by @siesiegirl

·         Best Amnesia!Belle:

·         Rumple’s Dark Castle by @druidkitty

·         Best Dark!OneBelle

·         The Wild Rose by @evilsnowswan

·         Yes, Mistress by @worryinglyinnocent

·         Best Mr. Gold:

·         A Good Place to Start by @prissyhalliwell

·         Welcome to the Enchanted Forest by @prissyhalliwell

·         Best Spinner!Rumple

·         A Riddle for the Spinner by @charlotteashmore13

·         Best Lacey:

·         The House Guest by @theplasticview

·         Hands On by @thescholarlystrumpet

·         Best Barely Legal!Belle: Belle from Penance by @emospritelet

·         Best Woobie!Rum:

·         Better to Face the Bullets by @istarelisheba

·         A Game of Chance by @charlotteashmore13

·         Best AU!Belle: The Fairy Gardener by @prissyhalliwell

·         Best AU! Rum

·         Away to Me by @spottytonguedog

·         One Night Stand” by @standbyyourmantis

·         Best OC: Danns’ a'Bhais from Original Powers by @toseehowthestoryends

·         Best Rumbelle Child:

·         Katie Gold from TAV by @standbyyourmantis

·         Beatrice Gold, Voyage of Discovery by @junoinferno

·         Bae from A Game of Chance by @charlotteashmore13

·         Best Supporting Character:

·         Jefferson from Penance by @emospritelet

·         Dove from Four Walls by @bad-faery

·         Best (Worst) Villian:

·         Zelena in Friendships and Fandoms by @worryinglyinnocent

·         Malcolm in Better to Face the Bullets by @istarelisheba

·         Malcolm in Four Walls by @bad-faery

BEST ANYELLE

·         Barnelle:

·         The Barber and the Librarian by @thescholarlystrumpet

·         Bellish

·         The Books That Bind by @thescholarlystrumpet

·         Develle

·         Deadbeat by @lotus0kid

·         Health Inspector French by @lotus0kid

·         Druzelle

·         A Heart as Black as This” by @suchadearie

·         Gazelle

·         The Real Thing by @ak-vintage

·         Ivelle:

·         The Stranger by @emospritelet

·         Lachelle

·         The morning after by @beeeinyourbonnet

·         Last Week In Scotland by @melissabosquez

·         Macelle

·         Gently at Twilight by @bad-faery

·         There But For the Grace of You by @griseldalafey

·         Snickerdoodles by @theladyofthedarkcastle

·         Nostelle:

·         Once Bitten by @lady-therion

·         Warmth by @theladyofthedarkcastle

·         Plunkelle:

·         The Angel’s Share by @sfiddy

·         Rushbelle:

·         On Physical Lines of Force by @dr-rushs-glasses

·         Another Chance by @charlotteashmore13

·         Extracurricular by @emospritelet

·         Rushacey (Rush/Lacey)

·         Feet In the Air, Head On the Ground by@thatravenclawbitch

·         Shelle:

·         Turn! Turn! Turn! by @sfiddy

Art

·         Best Cover Art:

·         “Choker of Lace” by @licieoic

·         “Real Inside” by @dekujin

·         Best Graphic Art:

·         Jurassic World AU by @midstorm

·         Best Fan Art:

·         Mr. Gold/A Carlyle a Day - @gameoftywinning

·         “Deeper, Dearie” by @suchadearie

·         “You’re Still Here” by @licieoic

·         Best Comic/Graphic Novel :

·         “A Rumbelle birthday party” by @foxmurphy

·         The jumper needs snuggle testing by @druidkitty

·         Not a bang, a whisper by @nia-nita

·         Incredible by @kamdensl

·         Best Artist:

·         @emiliebrown

·         @licieoic

·         @riskpig

·         @jenitosam

Newbie Spotlight: @theplasticview

BEST AUTHOR

@emospritelet

@bad-faery

@thescholarlystrumpet

@tinuviel-undomiel

@thescholarlystrumpet

@suchadearie

@mariequitecontrarie

BEST FIC

Penance by @emospritelet

Four walls by @bad_faery

Another Chance by @charlotteashmore13

Catch a Falling Star by @charmedrumbelle

Rumbelle Fandom Lifetime Achievement award:

@mariequitecontrarie

@emospritelet

@woobierumple

I am sorry, I am a bit perfectionist. 

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“He opened his eyes and found himself looking up at the most beautiful face he’d ever seen—smooth white skin, tumbling chestnut curls, and eyes as stormy as the ocean from which she protruded. Why was she in the ocean?

“Oh, you are awake!” She smiled, revealing pearly white teeth, and she had to be either an angel or a siren. He would wait to decide which. “Good, I thought I’d lost you.””

From Siren’s Lullaby by beeeinyourbonnet

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beeeinyourbonnet  asked:

Drop Dead Fred AU: Rumple, now that Belle's older, what do you guys do to fill the time?

Drop Dead Fred AU.

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She likes to read, anything and everything, and he often watches her. She likes to talk while she buries her nose in her books, like she’s making sure he’s still there, and where else would he be?

He listens to the things she wants to say, replies even when she isn’t listening, and he could disappear, it isn’t like he doesn’t have the choice not to stay, but he doesn’t want to.

He’s used to a hectic head, to her imagination and his own, but she’s recovering from the pills, as is he, and…it’s nice, anyway, sitting in the garden while her father’s at work, even if his fingers itch for something more sometimes.

But it’s not potions or magic that his hands want. He dabbles for old times’ sake, much to Belle’s amusement, but it doesn’t satisfy.

It’s strange that it’s worse in the mornings, once she’s showered and eaten and asked him to accompany her out to that rickety little white bench her father has already forgotten to fix for her. Her hair dries slowly and his fingers curl accordingly.

She smells…good. She reminds him of things, things he’d forgotten locked away where he was, and there’s something special about Belle - hadn’t there always been? - something…so very different.

She touches his hand, asks him why he’s frowning, and there it is, touch. He wants to touch her.

And he now he knows, now he understands. He’s a grown up, too.

beeeinyourbonnet  asked:

Belle in Blue/Blue Shades -- Belle escapes.

((Follow-up to this AU.  Hope you don’t mind I stole your alias for Belle, beee.  TW for allusions to domestic abuse.))

So they were right, in the end.  All those horrible gossip blogs and interviews that said she had to be after his money, that sooner or later she’d disappear with a ton of cash like the obvious con artist she was.  No one but Belle will ever know the marriage wasn’t her idea, that she has hardly breathed for five years.  She cried when her father finally passed away, but not out of sadness.  She prays that her husband will just accept that she’s gone.  He’s had his fun and it’s over now.  She tries to believe that Perata’s money has bought the best help available for people who need to vanish.

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