Much to Belle's surprise, Mr. Gold comes prepared with selections of erotica that he finds suitably well-written.
Ahhhhh, this got surprisingly long, so I decided to make this part I of Mission “Bringing out that rather large estate”…ahem. And thanks to beeeinyourbonnet for providing me with the text snippet Gold is quoting :D. Oh, right. This is the Inappropriate Librarian verse. Follow up to this, this and this.
The Dinner Date, Part I